The mother star secretly transformed itself from us
Chapter 2200 Xing
Chapter 2200 Xing
After Fu Jinxin had finished taking several sets of photos with a tantrum, Li Cang was able to take off his apron and throw it aside. He then sat at the dining table and had a simple bite of the three dishes he cooked himself, plus the forty-six dishes served by his aunt's imperial kitchen.
"It's delicious! It's delicious!" Fu Jinxin praised it highly without sparing any words, and asked curiously: "Brother-in-law, what is your three-phase anchoring vision like?"
Li Cang knocked on the table when he heard this. The big magic wand moved like a fish behind him, and he darted around like a monkey, scratching his ears and cheeks: "That's it!"
"What?"
Fu Jinxin and Qiao Shasha suddenly had a shadowy human figure with pale bones, scarlet tendons and black skin.
"This, this can't be me and Sister Sasha, right?"
"Yes." Li Cang picked up the chopsticks and pointed at the figure representing the aunt, and even cut a part of it: "Bones, the red color in the cross section is a little richer. If the form of a creature is bone hematopoiesis, it is basically destined to be difficult to escape the capture of the three-phase anchoring. Then there are the internal organs and these blood vessels. Look, here, the liver area, do you see this disordered radiation area? This probably means that the aunt has internal injuries, and the interaction of the life force field is very poor. The same is true here in the lower abdomen. Oh, no, it seems that your relatives are coming soon, aunt!"
Qiao Shasha rolled her eyes and said, "Bah, why don't you just say that he's your eldest nephew and you have many children and grandchildren?"
In response to this, Li Cang actually gave a serious and professional analysis. He glanced at Qiao Shasha's lower abdomen, touched it with chopsticks, glanced again, and outlined it again, just like Timi copying a cat. So the outline of a certain part gradually became clear under his hands, with scarlet surging and blood thriving: "Well, like this, it's almost there."
"Get lost! Die! What a moron you are!"
Fu Jinxin's face was even redder than Qiao Shasha's, mainly because the shape of the two-eared Aquarius was too vivid and lifelike, which made it difficult for her to control it.
Qiao Shasha narrowed her eyes and said, "It seems that you couldn't achieve such perfect control of the three-phase power before. You couldn't do it the last time you came!"
"It's just the beginning. There's no such thing as perfect control. Ah, I thought I forgot something." Li Cang waved his hand to dismiss the phantom simulated by the three-phase power, and rummaged through the packages and boxes he brought. He took out two things from a pile of messy snacks and local specialties. He shook them and they instantly became shiny: "Here, I'll give each of you a bedside lamp. What do they call this thing? An eternal hourglass!"
The shell of the self-luminous crystal structure, shaped like an hourglass, is filled with transparent solvents such as dimethyl silicone oil. Thousands of small colored diamonds cut by masters slowly slide down with a tinkling sound, forming a galaxy of light and brilliance.
"Wow~" Fu Jinxin was shocked. She looked at the intoxicatingly beautiful diamond hourglass, and then at the cheongsam she was wearing, which was also very well made. "Brother-in-law, don't you think a cheongsam is more suitable as a gift for a girl than this?"
"You have no idea how bad-tempered the old lady who made this cheongsam is. I had to endure so much bullshit and sarcasm before she was willing to make it. As for this, what value can it have? It's just a trick. It's said to have 10,000 pieces. It will take exactly 60 minutes to fall. When you go to pee at night, turn it over, and hey, it will light up. Isn't it interesting?"
Qiao Shasha raised her eyebrows and said, "You're going to give me a clock, right? Great! And where did you get so many things to cheer up little girls? Li Cang, explain it to me! Did you buy them in bulk as a set?"
Wow, it turns out to be my aunt.
After finishing their meal, the three of them huddled there lazily to digest their food, browsing the forum and chatting about random things.
Fu Jinxin rested her head on Li Cang's arm and said, "Brother-in-law, look, this post is so lively!"
"Ok?"
Li Cang glanced over casually, and the spirited young man immediately stood at attention. The heroic post with tens of millions of interactions had only one purpose -
Revive the Huang Han! Looking at the situation in the world today, the base is conservative and the old residence is incompetent. Once the red flag is raised, the Huang Han will rise. Wherever the sun and the moon shine, wherever the rivers flow, they will all be Han territory!
You fucking bunch of insects insist on learning other people's humanitarianism. Great Han Dynasty, today we conservatives have to let you American dogs see what fucking traditional craftsmanship is!
Yes, this is no joke.
These people have seized a floating continent with an area of 60 square kilometers and established their own organization based on it. Sky islands have gathered like tides, and people have flocked to respond. The population has increased by more than two million in just one day. Friendly countries are shocked, forums have collapsed, and as the world's largest peace organization, the silence in its former residence and base is deafening.
Li Cang suddenly glanced at his aunt, then glanced again and chuckled: "emmmm"
"What?"
u1s1, compared to the amateur team of the majority of netizens, in a sense, it seems that the little aunt is indeed doing royal things in the name of RedCommunism.
“Is there a shortage of people?”
"Clam?"
It was such a happy decision.
Li Cang rubbed Fu Jinxin's face and said casually, "Let's get a group of female soldiers from Mushen Land to practice with us. I just happen to have some black, white and gray animals in my hands recently. You can think about giving them a group and they will be yours!"
"Slave contract? Don't you really dislike our Tili slave contract system?"
"If you want to say that, you can't say it like that."
"stop!"
"The base can't handle this plate. Those people who have been kept in the turtleback dragon beetle won't survive until next weekend. Compared with the way America treats cattle and horses, Tili's slave contract can be considered harmonious. Do you know how Americans treat their cattle and horses? Economic oppression, deprivation of sky island rights, and then either driving them to the channel ships as wetware, or stuffing them into the subspace to create a time difference as stallions to reproduce cattle and horses. And you, my little aunt, your kindness and broad mind are enough to accommodate all rivers. Long live Tili!"
Qiao Shasha glanced at Li Cang and made sure that his eyes were not staring at any strange part of the pendant. Then she punched him twice: "Although there is no evidence, why do I still feel that you are being sarcastic to me?!"
Fu Jinxin pouted, full of resentment: "Because I have a criminal record~"
Slavery is the least valuable thing in Tili. America's money printing machine consumes oil, electricity and fire, but slavery does not.
On that day, a hundred fully loaded turtle-back water beetles caused chaos in Sansheng Mountain.
Of course, there are not only people here who represent the traditional arts of the magician. More than half of them are actually lackeys of various kinds. The configuration of the aunt should also be updated.
(End of this chapter)
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