The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Chapter 2211 Flag Talker

Not only did this group of guys not bring Li Cang along when playing mahjong, they even had to have a few drinks to liven up the atmosphere. As a result, after a night of playing, those who lost money were in high spirits, while outsiders looked as miserable as if they had lost their parents.

In the morning, the magician, with a dazed look as if he had a hangover, squinted his eyes and looked around at the people sleeping in the living room, feeling the dazzling morning light shining in from the window. He felt as decadent and weak as Old Wang, who was sick or seriously ill in high school, after staying up all night in the Internet cafe.

"Wait. That's not right!"

How can Timi be so sunny? Why is he so flashy?

Li Cang shuddered, feeling cold all over. Without thinking, he kicked open the reinforced glass of the shelter, picked up Huo Wen and Qin Zhenzhen and threw them out through the window.

"Boom~"

The turtle-back dragonfly in the illusory skeleton gate of the homologous channel was instantly materialized, and the heavy blow shook the entire sky island. A few sticky and slippery scarlet touches even showed a bit of deliberate and gentleness, rolling up Huo Wen, Qin Zhenzhen, and Suo Zhihui who followed, and happily accepted them with a smile.

Then Li Cang saw the big old Wang crawling around from behind the turtle-backed water beetle and entering the stilt house, cursing: "Fuck you, I just got out of the sheep pen with my front foot and got stabbed in the back with my back foot. Isn't it that this bastard raised it to be poisonous?"

Li Cang: "Oh, as expected!"

Opening your eyes early in the morning and seeing crows flying towards you and cawing would make anyone feel better.

The turtleback water beetle flashed by in a flash. After a night of drinking, Li Leisi was a little slow to react, but she did not lose her manners. Her brain was not fully turned on yet, and she knew to look for the young lady as soon as she opened her eyes. The dark particle matter invisible to the naked eye and another completely different hazy glow instantly enveloped Tai Xiaoyi, protecting her.

"Fuck you dead @#￥%" This woman cursed so badly, and her eyes could be directly transformed into the dipping sauce for eating Big Wang alive: "Little coin bastard must have a special judgment on this idiot! If he doesn't come, will he be considered absent from work?"

"In the same vein! The antelope hangs on the horns!" While praising the blame-shifting behavior of a certain couple who were in perfect harmony, Lao Wang said, "Damn it, a new batch of people were just replaced a few days ago. Li Cang, do you think these bitches really picked it up?"

The ticket price for freeloading to make up for the time difference is expensive, but people who are willing to take shortcuts are still flocking to it. If it weren't for the price of sealing up and people having to do it according to their ability and taking turns, Lao Wang seriously doubts that this bunch of idiots can even fill up the mill.

"Hurry up, timi, shut your bitch!"

"What are you barking at?"

"bell??"

This period of time is definitely not a good time to jump the line. If you really get caught by this dog's mouth, it will be a big joke. Ha, God bless America.

Of course, if this guy really had some sense, he wouldn't be called Big Wang. The three of them have already developed antibodies to his various acts of showing off and making a big fuss. I guess it's the same for Xiao Bizi. He needs desensitization therapy. Otherwise, based on the previous unnamed "son of a bitch", he would have been splashed with shit, piss and fart in his face.

Lao Wang hugged Tai Xiaoyi tightly with his human flesh, covering her completely, and even had the leisure to ask about Li Cang's well-being: "Hey, Teacher Cang stood up today, did you drink or take mutated mountain ginseng? You didn't even recreate the classic living waterfall?"

Li Cang smiled and threw out 5 golden arcs: "One elbow and one dozen beers, eat and drink well!"

Lao Wang's scalp tingled: "Not a buddy." When the air was filled with the warm smell of second-hand beer elbows, Li Lasi and Tai Xiaoyi covered their noses and gave Li Cang a thumbs up. You are still the one who is mean and cruel.

Li Cang squeezed in last night and made a small fortune. Although placing a bet is basically equivalent to infection according to his luck value, business is not done that way. He could just wait for them to play a round and then protectively collect the table fee for that round. The banker wins.

So, Lao Wang spoke eloquently and gave heartfelt praise and sincere greetings to the shameless behavior of a group of people on the island who were exploited by this guy in the only way they could exploit Li Cang. "Okay, okay, that's how you play it, right? You let him make extra money again, right? Next time you want to squeeze this guy dry, you, Da Leizi, if you have the guts, don't come to me in a sneaky way to set up a trap for me."

After wiping his mouth and tears, Lao Wang was still the indestructible golden body of Hunyuan, still a man who stood tall and proud: "This time the jump takes a bit long. Hey guys, what do you think the jump is like?"

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"It looks like shit!" Lao Wang pointed at the intestinal wall of the warp channel and said, "Does this thing look like a fucking long shit? You tell me if it looks like shit!"

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Tai Xiaoyi, who had no aftereffects of the leap, almost got stressed. Are you sick? It’s not easy for Teacher Cang to stop telling those shit and fart jokes, and you’re still coming?

Next to my ears was the whistling but inaudible tide of energy, disturbing everything and dragging and stretching the surrounding scenery into a colorful and irregular mosaic, and the same was true for the sky island.

If they had some "time difference" measuring equipment, they might be able to discover that there was some error or fault in the time at the head and tail of the sky island that was stretched into a strange and shapeless shape in their field of vision.

Normally, this kind of visual effects and time difference are enough to drive an ordinary person crazy, but fortunately, no one is normal.

Occasionally, some random little gadgets would be thrown from the sky island into the jump channel and disappear in the blink of an eye. There would even be some working lackeys, worker bees, insects, inexplicable flowers, plants and trees, as well as unfortunate organisms kept in insect nests.

Theoretically, they do have the right to own the sky island, and are relatively safe during the jump, but the problem is that even Big Li and Big Wang need to stay in the shelter as cricket pupae, so it is not surprising that these things are occasionally thrown away. In addition to the force of the jump, there is also centrifugal force and acceleration, and the long-lost laws of physics.

Li Cang sucked his teeth and said in surprise: "Oh my god, a lackey left the warp channel first, and that thing is not dead!"

"Oh, even dogs are luckier than you!"

"Yes, dogs are luckier than me!"

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Li Lasi and Tai Xiaoyi looked at Lao Wang as if they were examining a pile of hazardous waste that was difficult to classify. Damn, this insect, how can they run the Sky Island gang well with such a stupid thing?

In the end, the insect's words came true.

Although the sense of time and space were mixed up into a mess, according to Xiaobizi's records, the entire jump process they experienced lasted about 152 hours and 36 minutes, completely breaking the orbital record and being called a brain centrifuge.

In the end, Big Wang could only lie on the ground foaming at the mouth. Li Cang wasn't much better off, but at least he wasn't as miserable as Big Wang. He relied on his superb drinking skills to fight through the entire match and managed not to faint.