The mother star secretly transformed itself from us
Chapter 2225: The 6th day of the twelfth month of the Yisi year
Chapter 2225: The th day of the twelfth lunar month of the Yisi year (Happy Chinese New Year!)
There wasn't a single vegetable leaf in the twenty or so plates, all of them were meat, all the meat of the hairy creatures that Da Lei Zi had spoiled with her maternal instinct. Li Cang had been thinking about doing this for more than half a year. It didn't matter whether it tasted good or not, or even if it was edible. In short, the emotional value was maxed out.
After three rounds of wine and five kinds of dishes, the magician, smelling of cola, walked to his own island like a crab. He carefully took the reserve food down from the newly built PPT on the skeleton gate and stretched out his arms: "Let's go~"
A big foot.
The increasingly plump reserve grain turns into a feather-spraying scream that drives the chicken into the sky.
Li Cang sat on the big Kun Kun and went into the mill gate. A few minutes later, he saw the twin zombies with confused expressions like idiots in an independent confinement room as he wished. No matter what form of alienated life, as long as it did not have the ability to sustain fasting, it would be almost the same as these two handsome guys after a few days of hunger.
The magician rubbed his hands and said, "Baby, daddy will take you to see the goldfish!"
The great identification technique hits the mark with one strike.
Within the mill system, even though they were still relatively "free", the twin zombies no longer had the ability to resist Li Cang's invitation for a physical examination.
But his focus was not on the fusion skills of the twins. His rebellious sons were all stitched monsters, and their ecological evolution capabilities were too poor. Not to mention Duniu and concubine snakes, even the tomb guardian beasts still had some strength left.
The only thing that makes people very curious is the quasi-field at the back that ignores resistance and disrupts the perception system. How rich must the childhood experiences be for this pair of twin zombies who are so good at kicking and rolling and full of martial virtues, that they actually evolved such a field prerequisite that goes against their ancestors' evolution.
After Li Cang finished reading the identified properties, he was so annoyed that he grimaced.
Passivation, distortion, transfer, interaction.
To sum up, there are only eight words in total, but these four, or one skill, in theory, are not meant to serve competitors or prey. On the contrary, it exists as an extension of the front end of the field to supplement the twin zombies' control over themselves, the environment, and the field itself.
"Gan!!"
There is no feeding, no loving feeding and mutual understanding between the materials.
Li Cang turned around and left in frustration.
This is like a low-level worker with a good physique like Lao Wang getting a pair of artificial breasts just to earn a little money, thus ruining his own future.
The gap of the flesh can be crossed, and useless and ineffective skills can be left idle. What do you want him to do with the power of the domain that has not yet manifested and reached the prayer panel? Strip it off, raise it up, and then destroy it?
"Bai Timi got a good beating."
Li Cang cursed, and then with a "duang" sound, his head hit the thin light curtain of the mill gate directly.
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The light curtain, which theoretically only has rules and has no entity, trembled slightly, echoed, and the surrounding scenery began to blur and change. When Li Cang turned around again, the flesh and blood corridor of the mill behind him reflected a large open-plan apartment that was organized like an obsessive-compulsive disorder. The windows were bright and clean and warm like spring. The double-layer floor-to-ceiling glass at the barrier of the mill blocked the heavy snow outside the window.
He was in a trance for about a minute, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he tried to beckon with his fingers: "Come on!"
Sure enough, the big magic wand did not arrive as promised. Instead, a fat cat, like a pig with half a big loaf of bread hanging on it, rushed forward and rushed towards Li Cang's belly with the gait of a dragon and a tiger.
Li Cang was so angry that he stumbled onto the sofa and spoke incoherently: "Ah, Ah Fei?"
"Hululu~" Ah Fei lifted up the charming tender buttocks of the colorful cat, with his tail erect, shaking like a flagpole on the playground. His cat pupils were indifferent and arrogant, and his expression seemed to say: "I can't do anything about you. Lick it, and I'll give you a reward~"
Li Cang tried to take Ah Fei down from his arms. As soon as he moved, he felt a familiar yet unfamiliar pain in his spine. In just a moment, the pain disappeared and he curled up on the sofa like a cooked shrimp.
"Hold!"
The wizard's eyes were filled with tears.
"Hey, Siri~"
"Here~"
"What year is today? What month and day is it?"
"Okay, I found this result on the Internet related to 'what year, month and day is today', please take a look!"
This timi artificial intelligence is stupid. Li Cang opened his mouth helplessly to complain. Following the sound, he took out his phone from under the sofa cushion and turned on the screen:
Friday, January 1th, the 13th day of the twelfth lunar month of the Yisi year
09:07
Suitable for travel, moving, and marriage
Taboo: breaking ground, planting, or consecrating
Seventy-nine days
A banner of the WeChat group chat was hung on the screen: [Only Cang and Jun Er]
[Director Tong: How should I get through the days when Teacher Cang is on vacation? How should I get through it? I ordered a top-notch large intestine pot tonight. Who can help me? ]
[Atropine: Pig? Cow?]
[Director Poke: Sheep! ]
[Pipe Wrench: Who took my pen? Who took my pen? Three counts. If no one pleads guilty, all the tables and equipment will be checked twice tonight! Want to fire me? Dream on! ]
[Numb: Numb! ]
[Drinking tea on the steps, smoking in the brothel: I was wondering why there was no one at the nurses' station. The girls are superficial after all. I think it makes sense for me not to go to the big night class. By the way, does Teacher Cang have a class tomorrow? Why didn't anyone send me a copy of the leave form? ]
The name of the group sounds like Timi Da Lao Wang's Cao Zei Group, but in fact, everyone is very loyal. Li Cang's mouth curled up when he saw it, and he clicked on the group chat and sent an emoticon package.
Net name: Pure White
Avatar: Black Cat
One stone stirs up a thousand waves, and countless divers float up to the surface.
[The second veteran on the eighth floor: Teacher Cang, would you like some milk cap? I ordered two servings. Do you like the half-sugar ice cream?]
[Intern Ding: Here comes the man who lives behind the screen! ]
[Xi Jingjing: Ding, bed 38, press the bell, get out of here quickly]
[Xi Jingjing: Cangcang, hehe, my Princess Cangcang~]
【Ban Yue: licking the screen.jpg】
Li Cang tried to figure out what he was doing and what he should do at this point in time, but then he found that it was useless. After all, theoretically his house had not been renovated yet. Looking at the state of the surroundings, it was obvious that he had been living there for a while.
"hiss!"
Where on earth did this lousy cat come from?
Li Cang had no choice but to bend his old back and carry Ah Fei down the mountain. After a few moves, he was in so much pain that he broke out in cold sweats.
Hey~
【Zhang Wulang: Where? 】
【Pure White: Home】
[Zhang Wulang: What's the matter with changing the name? ]
[Pure White: Feng Shui]
[Zhang Wulang: Come to class quickly. Xiao Baoer is not in the mood to substitute for me when you are not here. Do you know how hard it is for me to see her outside the school clinic? I have pretended to be sick six times this month!]
【Pure white: Ding Xiu.jpg】
【Red envelope】
[Zhang Wulang: Four steamed dumplings with rice noodles and donkey meat, a dozen for me. Oh, remember to bring me a scarf!]
[Pure White: You want to hang yourself in the classroom? ]
【Zhang Wulang: Ha, close the door, leave no one behind! 】
The thirteenth floor is a refuge floor. It is quiet and eight hundred yuan cheaper than the first floor. After buying it, the housing price has dropped less than others, so he feels at ease enjoying it. Li Cang glanced at the elevator opposite the entrance door, took out the elevator card from his wallet and swiped it to go downstairs.
An hour later, in the classroom.
Old Wang looked him up and down with his eyes wide open: "Okay! Breakfast has become lunch, how are you, old man? Where is the car?" Li Cang smiled in line with social expectations and took a half step back: "Who are you?"
Lao Wang paused for a moment and said, "Hurry up and sit down. How can there be someone as conspicuous as you among those who are socially anxious?"
In the huge lecture hall, many people had already turned around to look at Li Cang standing there. Li Cang sat down and pushed his things over there: "What do you want the scarf for?"
"Xiaobao lost his scarf, it's cold!"
So Li Cang looked up at Tai Xiaoyi who was looking at him from the podium: "How long has it been?"
Hearing this, Lao Wang showed a shyness that was not in line with his personality, and said something else: "It's only this month. Well, Xiaobao doesn't like me very much. I haven't said a few words to him!"
"Where's Lei Zi?"
"What? Lei Zi is back? I haven't heard of it!" Lao Wang shoveled a steamed bun into his mouth and picked up a beer to rinse his mouth: "We have to celebrate the New Year, burp, you're going to die, what date is it scheduled for, May 5th?"
"Ok?"
"Why are you pretending to be confused? It's your wedding with Ms. Rao, but I don't think you'll live to see that day. You'll be gone as soon as the big thunder plane lands. Have you chosen a cemetery?"
"Oh"
Lao Wang glanced at him strangely and said, "Li Cang, you don't seem to be in a good mood today. What's wrong? Are you anxious about marriage?"
Li Cang raised his eyebrows: "I didn't sleep well last night and had a very strange dream."
"What did you dream about?"
"you are dead!"
"No, buddy." Lao Wang's eyes widened. "Have I ever offended you? Why am I dead? Look at me carefully. Fortune tellers have said that my face shows that I will not go even if the King of Hell calls me when I am seventy-three or eighty-four. My life is longer than your legs!"
"I@#¥%..."
"What?"
Li Cang blinked: "No."
"You are scolding me, right? You were clearly scolding me just now, right?"
"No."
Li Cang had no expression on his face.
Very good, the safe word was indeed swallowed, so this book is quite humane and interesting.
"Come out, I want to tell you something."
If you can't solve the problem, then solve the problem.
“This is a class!”
The bun in Lao Wang’s mouth suddenly lost its flavor. He stared at Tai Xiaoyi on the podium, very hesitant.
"Oh, then wait until after class!"
When the get out of class was over, Tai Xiaoyi, who was teaching on the stage, suddenly called out to Li Cang with a smile: "get out of class is over, Li Cang, come with me!"
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Li Cang threw his phone and wallet to Lao Wang: "Take it for a moment, can I help you? Can I give her the scarf?"
"No thanks! I need you to keep your distance!"
Tai Xiaoyi put the textbooks and teaching plans in Li Cang's arms, took the little bee, took out a handful of small packages of snacks from her pocket, and said cheerfully: "Have you chosen the wedding dress? Have you decided on the photographer? I have a good friend who has good photography skills, and his partner can also do makeup. What's wrong? Oh, you feel stressed now? What were you doing before! I tell you, no matter what, Fangfang is also a woman, women are emotional creatures, very fragile and sensitive, you can't go to see her in this state recently, she will think too much!"
"Have you seen Jin Yujing recently?"
"Who?"
"Nothing." Li Cang frowned: "Do you like to eat nuts? Leave your address and I will mail you some high-quality goods later. You can stock up and eat them slowly?"
"You are such a stingy person!" Tai Xiaoyi also frowned: "If you want to give gifts to others, you should give them the ones you picked on the mountain. If you want to give gifts to me, you should give me those worthless chickens you bought online. Besides, I am not a local. I live in the staff dormitory. How could you forget this? I understand. Last time when we were drinking, you got the first sack!"
"Well, it's alright, I'll leave first."
Tai Xiaoyi hesitated for a moment, then suddenly started to hesitate: "Can you ask your friend to stop coming to the school clinic? He's a weird guy, and, and if our colleagues see him, they'll gossip about him!"
"Hmm." Li Cang laughed: "By the way, when did you come to work at Yanda?"
Tai Xiaoyi rolled her eyes at him resentfully: "I came here three years earlier than you, after divorcing my ex-husband. The weather is good, the water is nice, there are mountains, sea and hot springs, it's a good place for retirement!"
"I heard that you are very good at cooking?"
"Fangfang really tells you everything. Why, do you want to eat for free? Wait until I find a house first~"
"I'm renting you a one-bedroom apartment in my house. Brothers, dear friends, I'm giving you a 12% discount!"
"Go away, go away, go away~"
"Then I'm leaving!" Li Cang returned to the teaching building from the school hospital, picking up the dozen empty bottles that Lao Wang had drunk: "Let's go!"
"where?"
"Rooftop!"
Lao Wang said, "Why go to the rooftop at this time?"
"It's a beautiful place with good weather and few people on the rooftop. Let's enjoy the snow. No, let's look at the ditch!"
"My day."
However, Lao Wang went up to a dormitory building with ease, and looted at least two boxes of wine and a lot of snacks from several dormitories amid a chorus of curses. He walked to the dormitory at the end of the corridor, took a key and a telescope from Wu Yisong, twisted the lock of the security door, and went straight to the rooftop.
"I haven't been here for a long time!" Lao Wang opened his arms and breathed deeply, and shouted: "Sisters from the Art Academy across the street, how are you? Let me hear your voices, please leave the lights on for me!"
It was a dark sky and a bunch of flashlights shone through the dormitory windows, mixed with the shapes of cell phone flashes.
Lao Wang flexibly retracted his neck and bent down: "The equipment is updated very quickly. If you want to make me a social dead, there is no way——"
"Boom!"
The rooftop of the old dormitory building of Yanda University was still the kind with exposed steel bars woven in boxes. The twisted steel bars and the wall just coincided with the height of Lao Wang's head as he squatted down. With a dull thud, blood gushed out of half of Lao Wang's face after being pushed hard by Li Cang. Then, a sharp rusty steel bar slowly pressed against his clavicle from above, piercing his skin.
Li Cang held his aching waist with one hand and held the steel bar with the other, panting: "Your name!"
Heavy snow was falling and smoke was rising from the ground.
Old Wang slumped to the ground, his eyes were blank, blank and horrified: "Li, Li Cang? What, what's going on, what are you doing?"
A normal person would lose the ability to resist after such a collision, but Li Cang was not at ease with Lao Wang, who was a mixed Yuan. His expression suddenly became fierce, and the rusty thin steel bar immediately stabbed into him for a long time: "My skills are very good. Your carotid artery is no more than half a centimeter away from this steel bar. I advise you not to make any movements. Now, can you tell me who you are, please?"
"I am. Zhong Jianzhang. Ah!"
"If you don't have your own name, then you are an NPC?"
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Thank you for the reward of 100000 Starting Coins from Three Lost. The leader is generous, the leader is confused, and the leader hopes you will have a baby soon!
Happy Chinese New Year everyone, eat well, drink well, love you all, (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭~
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