Chapter 2274: Cang's Care

Li Cang is good at word games in all senses. In addition to writing some vague contracts that even Li Hongzhang would not dare to sign, his short essays written by himself are also worth discussing and analyzing repeatedly, such as making indirect criticisms of America from some unique angles.

Yes, this guy really put on a powerful, impassioned, and touching BGM and posted the rescue operation on the forum to taunt America. Intentionally or unintentionally, he took the blame and slammed the shit pot on her.

First of all, that fleet that smuggled the materialized coins of destiny and highly concentrated alien energy matrices really spoke English. You don't have to worry about whether English is a common language or whether people all over the world have to learn that stuff. In short, it is enough for the magician to feel that he has sufficient reasons to believe that his suspicion is a justified association. Mr. Lu Xun once said, "The person who wronged you knows how wronged you are better than you do. How can I kill the eagle without seeing the rabbit?"

Secondly, the performance of the Confederacy of America in the early stages of the insect-like infestation regarding the maintenance, alert, defense, and subsequent rescue and recovery of subspace channels was truly shocking. Not only was they beaten by the insect shit, they were even ravaged by the mere goldfish logistics. The yellow mud in their pants was so thick that it must be shit!

The principle that Li Cang adheres to is that whoever messes with me, I will mess with you, America. What's wrong with me just having some connections? What's wrong with me just guessing? If you need evidence, you can ask the International Police Organization for it. If that doesn't work, go to The Hague and hold another trial. Let me say it again: whether you are close or not is determined by class. Just look at the forum and see whether people believe that I am Qin Shihuang or you, America!

A short essay by Li Cang + nine-grid on-site pictures, supplemented by the miscellaneous videos of the rescued survivors and the goldfish logistics warriors, hit the American Confederation upper-level parliament, which was hiding and living a good life quietly, and recreated the grand scene of the Pentagon overnight——

Eagle sauce: jokes are not nonsense, call on the parties to exercise restraint

Rabbit: Please do not elevate individual behavior to the collective level. We call on ordinary people to remain rational and restrained.

It can be seen that both sides have maintained a considerable degree of restraint.

The Confederacy of America no longer dares to condemn this big beast like Li Cang, and they don't even dare to use a slightly fierce tone. Although there are constant frictions of all sizes, the Rabbit may not be able to fight to the death with the Confederacy of America, but damn, that damn Magic Lee can really take advantage of any opportunity to give them a good beating. Let's not talk about how destructive the damage is, he is both biting and annoying, you know, the main thing is that the upper parliament can't afford to lose this person again, and it really can't bear the loss of reputation.

As for A Zhong, the flower-growing family has never had a proper official channel. The former residence is full of thoughts and eyes and wants to speak out on the second line. All those who speak out are bulk clusters based on bases. The meaning they want to express is quite clear. Although he is one of ours, we really can't control him. I will just make an appeal for you reluctantly and ask him to try to exercise restraint.

[Not Gomen! I haven't been on the forum for a few days. Have Americans become so humble now? ]

[There is nothing new under the sun, but there are indeed sunken ships and piles of corpses under the lighthouse. There is no way to escape this. This is definitely related to the Confederacy of America. First of all, their attitude and behavior are not right.]

【Pleasant to hear and see】

[What else? Should we issue a wanted order for Teacher Cang, or declare war on Ah Zhong? ]

【Interesting】

[The Black African Sky Island Era People's Alliance and Liberation Front (official trilingual version): America, you have done so many evil things. Everything that Teacher Cang has done is part of the great international struggle against colonialism and imperialism. It is to seek justice from imperialism on behalf of the bullied third world countries. We firmly support it and will strongly support it with practical actions. After the solemn decision of the "Black Alliance", we announce that from now on, French will be unilaterally expelled from the official terminology of the Black Alliance. In order to ensure the purity of the bloodline of the people in the pan-island chain settlement system and the stability of subsequent development, all British, French, American, and Soviet people with more than half of their bloodline in the pan-island chain settlement system will be immediately expelled. Related import and export trade will be suspended indefinitely. For details, please pay attention to the announcement of the tax increase bill.]

[Dude, please fix the typos. The unit Su has not been used since 1991. Students of liberal arts cannot bear to read this! ]

【The Grand French Alliance (Small Trumpet 2): Insects! How can we build a good Grand French Alliance with insects like you? Don't forget, our Grand French Alliance has always been an old friend of the African people. We have helped Africa with all our heart and soul, and have helped you resolve conflicts and disputes countless times. We have helped you build your country and develop infrastructure. Is this how you repay kindness with enmity? 】 【If you want to raise taxes, why don't you just say it directly? We can talk about it in private slowly. Why are you bringing up those old stories and great principles? 】

[Black African Sky Island Era People's Alliance and Liberation Front (small version): Help? If you want to say that, you can't say that. If Africa hadn't pumped blood and cheered for you in World War II, you French people would still be speaking German! ]

[No, no, what Hei said is wrong. Russian is not impossible.]

[Wait a minute, we can understand you expelling ordinary people from Britain, France and the United States for fun, but if you expel Russia and Prussia as well, then you will only have Wagner, Blackwater and those lawless lunatics left in your house. If they start a fight, they won't have any scruples at all. Are you sure you can handle it?]

【? 】

Although the topic quickly went off track, all in all, the forum was filled with a thriving, peaceful, harmonious and happy Buffalo.

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"Princess Cangcang!" Jin Yujing glanced at Cen Leyu, and turned around in front of Li Cang with a smile as beautiful as a flower and eyes as charming as autumn waves. She was in high spirits as her skirt fluttered: "How is it, does aunt look good today? Did I embarrass you?"

Cen Leyu shivered and looked at Li Cang's suddenly stiff spine meaningfully. Okay, okay, no wonder you are not interested in sporty girls like my aunt. So this is what you like, right? You are such a crazy auntie!

Li Cang had a blank expression on his face: "I'm color blind, I can't tell whether it's beautiful or not."

Jin Yujing ignored him and held out her hand to Cen Leyu: "Jin Yujing, you are Cen Leyu, right? I've heard them mention you a lot!"

Cen Leyu hurriedly shook hands: "Oh, hello, Sister Jin. You are so beautiful!"

Jin Yujing smiled and cast a disdainful look at someone: "Xiao Cen is so good at talking. Look at him and look at you, you are such a blockhead!"


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