The mother star secretly transformed itself from us
Chapter 2277 Lao Wang: No need, the thoughtfulness is enough, why bother bringing a gift?
Chapter 2277 Lao Wang: No need, the thoughtfulness is enough, why bother bringing a gift?
Qin Zhenzhen, who was full of grease, was thrown out of the kitchen. She swung her high ponytail and floated silently behind Li Cang. She patted the head and rubbed the back of the big magic wand like teasing a cat or a dog: "Ah, is it going to shed its shell, like a crab?"
The big magic wand's boring and irregular cruising became obviously cheerful, and it wagged its tail around Qin Zhenzhen, spreading wisps of red and white energy light, making the child so anxious that he almost spoke human language.
"It's simply too full!" Li Cang glanced at the increasingly thick and ferocious blood-red veins on the big magic wand: "Da Leizi used to have 99% of her body covered with growth lines, and I didn't even have the nerve to tell her that she was going to shed her skin!"
Li Leisi raised her eyebrows and said sarcastically, "How can you be worthy of me, you rebellious son? Why are you barking like a dog? Those are clearly stretch marks on me!"
Qin Zhenzhen's brain was frozen for a while. She turned back cautiously to look in the direction of Rao Qifang and Jin Yujing. She wanted to gossip but was afraid that others would hear the news. She said in a humble tone: "You, you two had a child before, where did you go? Did you let it go?"
It was rare to have a supporting role, Li Leisi was delighted: "Look, isn't he eating melon seeds over there?"
Li Cang threw the melon seeds back into the plate, rolled his eyes and said to Qin Zhenzhen, "Who did your hair? It doesn't suit you!"
To be honest, at least according to the aesthetic taste of the Great Magician, he thinks that Suo Zhihui and Da Leizi are more suitable for this kind of high ponytail. After all, if their mouths are locked, they can barely be considered as cool and refreshing personalities. As for Qin Zhenzhen, who is cute and silly with baby fat, it is just a copycat.
Qin Zhenzhen immediately felt aggrieved: "Wow! How could he be like this! Sister Leilei, look at him!"
Li Leisi immediately kicked him: "Are you sick?"
This bastard has no tact at all. It's obvious that this little dog has dressed up carefully before coming here. It's all because you, a dog, caught Suo Zhihui's high ponytail last time and praised her endlessly. Why are you getting into bed when you can't even hold a bowl of water evenly?
Li Cang casually threw out a huge bag of 1350 regional specialty candied and pickled dried fruits, which looked like potato chips and an inflatable pillow. It weighed dozens of kilograms, and when it was opened with a bang, it had a killing special effect, with little stars and ribbons spraying all over the world, and then inside were bags of individually packaged dried fruits.
"Well, good times!"
Sure enough, this thing is most suitable for coaxing children.
Qin Zhenzhen held the bag of dried fruits that was big enough to hold all of them, wrinkled her nose and sniffed at Li Cang: "Hey, stewed meat, green papaya salad, and her smell, you guys are so lazy, so arrogant, you should at least take a shower after you're done, right?"
Li Cang frowned as well: "I washed it!"
Qin Zhenzhen looked at Suo Zhihui after hearing this, as if thinking about something. Then she suddenly realized something and said meaningfully: "Oh~"
Suo Zhihui was stunned: "I sewed your mouth shut, oh what!"
"Hehe~"
Li Cang got up and walked around, then came out of the kitchen carrying a plate of prepared salt-baked nuts and a bowl of soup, like a vagrant with nothing to do.
Qin Zhenzhen doesn't laugh.
"Where did it come from?"
"It's leftover from Aunt Kong's cooking."
"Humph!"
Qin Zhenzhen said heavily. She had just gone in to get a bite to eat and almost came out with the pot on her back. Heaven is unjust. Although I am a girl, I have to go against heaven. My fate is against it. My——
"Eat?"
"eat!"
Kong Jingqiao was not biased. As a serious craftsman, the nature of the two people's behavior was completely dissimilar in her eyes. Qin Zhenzhen could only be regarded as a cat stealing fish at the small dining table, while Li Cang was a watchdog on the university campus. After all, the level of a certain guy who did not understand the right way to cook stews and big pots of meat was amazing to her.
How much can an outsider understand about what goes on in the kitchen and food tasting?
When Chef Kong's lowly and nameless disciples see this kitchen quality inspector, they might even shamelessly call him "senior"!
Suo Zhihui also leaned over and nestled in the sofa that was not as good as the other women. She pulled Qin Zhenzhen's little head and bit off half of the nut kernel in her mouth: "Young lady, you have been gossiping a lot recently, but don't you know how powerful the emperor is? It's you who will arrest Qin tonight!"
Qin Zhenzhen was a little confused by Suo Zhihui's sudden action. She licked her lips subconsciously and said blankly: "What do you mean? I changed my shoulder straps a long time ago. I haven't been on guard or on duty for a long time!"
Li Cang bared his teeth: "It's illegal to lie to children!"
Describing vividly: "But he is also a fool!"
"No, buddy, can you guys restrain yourself a little? There's a living person sitting here!" Lao Wang really couldn't stand this kind of spoiled dog food: "It's so damn unlucky, it hurts my eyes!"
Li Cang raised his head: "Zhenzhen!"
"Ok?"
"Create a group, invite Pei Xi, Isabella, Ke Mi'er, the clone, Miss Bai Huazi, the saleslady, and Miss Gong, and ask them to come to my house for dinner."
"Fuck you, Li Cang, are you a human being?" Lao Wang was angry: "Okay, I'll drive to pick up your little Yizi right now, wait for death!"
"Drag Zhao Xiaoshuang and Gu Mengxi in as well."
"Monroe isn't that far."
"Song Qiang Jiaojiao."
"Damn it! Li Cang, what the hell do you mean by that? I have professional ethics!"
"A-choo~" Wu Yisong sneezed loudly as soon as he entered the room, rubbed his nose, and hurriedly comforted his frightened third child in his arms: "Who is thinking about me? Haha, Lao Wang, Teacher Cang, you must be missing me, right?"
Everyone: "."
The invincible socially anxious kid from Songzi's family rushed in with a thump, holding the sixth-order alloy red tassel spear that Li Cang had rubbed, which could easily kill a third-stage zombie, and ran straight to the magician. The little assassin cheered: "Uncle! Uncle!"
"Sister! Call me brother!"
"uncle!"
"Call brother!"
"."
Qin Zhenzhen thought thoughtfully: "Is this Mr. Cang's second best friend in the world?"
Suo Zhihui narrowed her eyes: "Well, when did you feel such a sense of crisis?"
"???"
"Mr. Wang, let's wash feet together when you have time. Your archery hall is great!" Over there, Sister Jiaojiao elbowed Old Wang as soon as she entered the room, then took a few quick steps to push Sister out of his arms and gave Li Cang a bear hug: "Huh, cool, I have material for my dreams tonight! Sister, learn something. You can't treat men as human beings, understand?"
The elder sister nodded, not quite understanding. Her face tensed and she said to Li Cang solemnly, "I'm sorry, uncle. There are so many people here. I'll tell her when we get home. It's really outrageous!"
Rao Qifang was so happy: "Sister, come here and let auntie kiss and hug you. I haven't been here for a long time. Do you miss auntie?"
"Well, grandma, I miss you a lot!" "!"
Rao Qifang felt like being struck by lightning.
Although, there is nothing wrong with eating sparrows in terms of seniority.
Li Cang twisted his sister's face and said, "Your accent is gone! Have your teeth grown in?"
"Yeah! It's grown! Uncle, do you want to see my teeth? I'm wearing them with me. They're a little ugly, but they're super big!"
"Give it to me. No one in the world is better than my brother at maintaining calcium objects!"
Song Qiang watched with great interest. Compared to her likable elder sister, the second boy was obviously too melancholy and deep. She was worried for a while whether the child looked like Wu Yisong. Could she still expect that there would be girls in this world who would be as blind as she was to fall in love with him?
So is Qiao Jiaojiao.
In her own words, that is: My girl, men are always looking for people like your father Li, who is taciturn in behavior and looks evil. When the light is turned on at night, it is the ultimate enjoyment of the world!
I'm sorry, Teacher Cang. I don't mean any other things. I just want to use you to sharpen my knife. If my sister can't get married in the future,
You have to share some of the responsibility, you know?
Sister Jiaojiao, who is not the same type as Da Leizi but is equally tough, smiled and said, "Sister, do you see these aunts behind your godfather? Your future husband is in their belly. Sister, you have to work hard!"
Wu Yisong's face turned green: "Qiao Jiaojiao! Dare you teach me bad things again!"
Invincible sister: "No!"
Wu Yisong:ヾ(°°)
The elder sister said seriously: "Don't marry his son, I will marry him in the future!"
Wu Yisong: _(`」∠)_
Everyone was laughing and joking. Even Kong Jingqiao stood at the kitchen door holding a steaming pot. Rao Qifang asked with great interest, "Sister, tell me why?"
My sister counted on her fingers: "There is no first in literature, no second in martial arts, and wealth cannot last for more than three generations!"
"Oh~"
"Goose goose~"
"I declare that my sister is pregnant with this life!"
Although I always feel that my sister's innocent words can bring down the whole group of people, the fact that a four-year-old child can sort out such a clear logical chain is definitely due to Qiao Jiaojiao's words and deeds.
Li Leisi glanced at the third child in Wu Yisong's arms, her eyes wandering back and forth between Wu Yisong and the third child's faces, baring her teeth in disdain: "What a sin this young boy has committed. Congratulations, you are as ugly as they say, this child is definitely your biological child!"
Wu Yisong lay face up and gritted his teeth to avoid crying: "Thank you too!"
Li Leisi nodded: "You're welcome. If a young man doesn't work hard, the old man will give him good words. I understand!"
Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen also lined up to take a look.
Hesitant to speak.
In the words of his sister, this child may look like a gourd baby without hair, emmmm, water baby, he wets the bed more often than he drinks milk.
"What a sin! I shouldn't have come here today! I heard you guys were back so I rushed over here, and you treat me like this?" Wu Yisong sat on the sofa in a row, "What are you standing there for? Pour tea, good tea!"
Li Cang quickly refilled the tea: "The high mountain cold white tea of the Martinis tribe, I can't guarantee that it won't turn you black after drinking it!"
Wu Yisong complained a lot, jokingly saying that he was thirsty for dog blood. He felt quite relieved in private: "Well, this is more like a good thing. So, what delicious food have you arranged for dinner?"
Lao Wang came over with a smile and said, "Six top girls, no problem. Don't embarrass me when we go to wash my feet later. You look a bit worldly-wise. I paid the deposit!"
"?"
It was too late to thank for the invitation but declined. Qiao Jiaojiao and Song Qiang's ears were aiming like radars, their eyes pondering - Damn, there's a dog, this thief has misled me!
Li Cang calculated the time silently in his mind, and sure enough, before he counted to 60, he heard the call of "brother-in-law".
The door opens.
Li Qingyi and Han Xiao came in wrapped in white flower-painted down jackets. Their smooth legs were even whiter than the snow. Their hair and eyes were wet by the snow. They stood there coquettishly and said sweetly, "Cousin! Brother-in-law!"
Rao Qifang coughed and said, "Come on, change your shoes, are your clothes wet?"
Suo Zhihui poked Li Cang: "Look, I didn't lie to you, the girls in the base really dress like this now!"
“Inexplicable”
Li Cang really couldn't stand this little aunt and tried to find her sister for defense. However, her sister had already taken the three little ones away to play, so of course he came up empty-handed.
Li Qingyi held Rao Qifang's arm and sat opposite Li Cang: "Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, when can we go to your island to play again? I want to try that track with Sister Leilei. Xiaoxiao also wants to try snowboarding on the snowy mountain downhill!"
"You can play this ski adventure. Not only can you use the sled, but you can also drive." Li Cang handed her the phone: "She has a conflict with Sky Island recently."
Li Leisi nodded lazily, indicating that what Li Cang said was true.
"Oh!"
Li Qingyi happily took Li Cang's phone and started fiddling with the ski adventure, while chatting with Rao Qifang in a casual manner.
Li Cang was relieved. "Mr. Wu, why do you look so weak recently? You've been eating and drinking for free. I feel like in a few years, Lao Wang and I will have to visit your graves if we want to see you again!"
Lao Wang agreed: "This bitch scared me when I first came in. His eyes are so sunken. Has he been drained dry?"
Wu Yisong glanced at Jiaojiao, Song Qiang and Rao Qifang, and pointed at the four-legged beast in his arms: "It's all because of this thing. I don't know why. The first two weren't so bad. This little ancestor is so upset when he leaves me. He won't let anyone hold him. He's almost killing me!"
"Over a year old, right?"
"Hmm," Wu Yisong said, "I really don't know when these dads will grow up to be reasonable. If they were all like my sister, I wouldn't have to worry about them anymore."
When Wu Yisong thought about the lawless madman in his family who carried the red tassel spear given by Li Cang around to do justice all day long, he suddenly felt even more tired and felt unwell.
"What are you talking about? If you dare to slander me, I will burn you to death."
"Not my buddy?" Wu Yisong even brought the third child's small quilt with him. Apparently, he had no intention of leaving tonight. He took out a few bottles of good wine wrapped in three layers of waterproof and heat-insulating kraft paper from his nanny's bag and winked at Li Cang: "Forget it, I don't want to argue with you. It's all in the wine. Let's have a little drink today!"
Li Cang's face tightened: "Take you and your wine and get out of my house immediately. Don't force me to do anything!"
"Yes, yes, yes, my sister-in-law will stay. As long as the intention is there, that's enough!"
"Fuck you, huh!"
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