The mother star secretly transformed itself from us
Chapter 2333 Qin Zhenzhen: Ah
Chapter 2333 Qin Zhenzhen: Ah~ (Monthly tickets, doubled!)
Five minutes is actually not that long, so when Li Leisi reappeared with long ice-blue hair and a set of jewel-like horns, it seemed so abrupt and caught people off guard.
"Be good, come to your mother's arms!"
"Pfft~"
"Auntie?"
"Hmm." Li Qingyi's mouth was covered with a stream of soy sauce vegetables that almost gushed out. She blinked her big eyes and said stiffly, "Sister Lei Lei, are you, are you cosplaying today?"
Li Leisi glared at him unhappily: "Eat yours!"
"Oh." Li Qingyi was like a pure and innocent little white flower, eating rice grain by grain. Her delicate shoulders gradually began to tremble, like a young man about to start: "Goose, goose, goose."
Li Lasi's eyebrows were raised: "Are you laughing at your mother?!"
"No." Li Qingyi quickly licked silently. This is how a cat-like girl can control herself: "Sister Leilei, you look so beautiful today! This cosplay suits you so well!"
Li Leisi took a few quick steps, turned on the TV and the game console, and threw a controller to her: "Little aunt, go play, I have something to talk to your nephew!"
"Bang~"
The door slammed, interrupting Li Qingyi's humble voice.
"Oh!"
Li Qingyi grasped the handle and pressed the button blankly. Then, with a turn of his eyes, he tiptoed, tiptoed, tiptoed.
"Squeak~"
The door suddenly opened again.
Li Qingyi's whole body was stiff, not daring to look up. After all, not everyone would have the courage to look into the eyes of a tigress that was over 1.8 meters tall when wearing shoes.
"roll!"
"okay!"
The snacks on the table were as bland as the game interface. Li Qingyi twisted her butt and pulled out a golden legend from underneath. She blinked her eyes and raised her fist: "It's him, it's him, it's him, our hero, Little Nezha~"
"Hey~"
"Hehehe~"
In the early morning, Rao Qifang pushed the door open, feeling cold, and hung her clothes in the cloakroom. She was yawning from sleepiness when she suddenly heard a giggle coming from the living room. She couldn't tell whether it was crying or laughing: "Qingyi?"
"Shh!" Li Qingyi pointed at the muted TV screen: "Brother-in-law and Sister Leilei are in there, cousin, do you want to watch the show with me?"
Rao Qifang slapped her forehead and said, "Look at my brain. I just said someone was missing during the meal, and I was so busy that I actually forgot about you!"
"Yeah, my brother-in-law heated up some food for me!" Li Qingyi asked, "Cousin, have you been busy lately? Did you go to work just now?"
"Yeah, I'm so annoyed. I've never been so annoyed in my life!" Rao Qifang poured herself a glass of wine: "Will you drink with me?"
"All right!"
The night dance dress gradually faded away, and the hot body glowed brightly.
When Li Cang pushed the door open, he was blinded by the morning glow. He subconsciously waved his hand to block it, and then was startled by the sobbing sound coming from the living room: "Mom?"
Rao Qifang crumpled up the tissue and said, "Son, are you awake?"
Li Qingyi burst into tears and sobbed: "Wow, Yinzhu is so pitiful, she must be so wronged!"
"Ah, I'm awake." Li Cang stared blankly at the old-school subtitles scrolling on the TV screen: "Aunt Kong and Aunt Jin are not back?"
Rao Qifang calmed down and said, "The old woman is probably sleeping at work. Jin Yujing is in a meeting over there. Where is Xiaoqin?"
Li Cang raised his arm to check the time: "I guess he hasn't started to hiss yet. Ahem, well, I'll go get dressed."
Rao Qifang waved his hands and shouted behind him, praising Li Cang's back: "Goose, goose, goose! Son, your new tattoo is pretty good!"
Li Qingyi: “Gu~”
Li Cang and the teapot rolled and crawled into the bedroom, picked up the woman's feet and put her in place, then slapped her in the face where her flesh was thick: "Mom is back, clean up, get up quickly, and take a shower!"
Li Leisi was still as depressed as if dead, mumbling in her sleep: "Hungry! Food!"
Li Cang poured a large cup of iced fruit tea for the woman to drink: "I'm going to cook, hurry up!"
Li Leisi screamed, "Ah! Li, you bastard! You don't recognize me when you pull up your pants, right? Is this something a human can do?"
The magician hurriedly said, "Get up quickly!"
Li Leisi, helpless and furious, with a face full of hair and fruit tea, lay on the bed like a maggot baby for three minutes. She took two steps hunched over like a zombie and plunged headfirst into the bathtub by the window, bubbling.
after awhile.
Rao Qifang came in, put her hands in front of her nose and fanned them, the corners of her mouth gradually curled up, and she raised her eyebrows and said, "Oi, stop rubbing that pig, someone will come and make a big moon condom later!"
"Didn't we just finish a set two days ago? Why are you doing it again?" Li Leisi put a toothbrush in her mouth, turned over in the pool, climbed onto the inflatable dolphin, put her head in the pool and took a sip of water: "Lulululul, ugh!"
"Is your attitude worthy of the good flesh I gave you after ten months of pregnancy?" Rao Qifang was immediately unhappy: "Are you dirty? Only my son doesn't mind the shabbyness! Bah! Useless idiot!"
"Rao Qifang, everything should be done in moderation. Too much is as bad as too little. Understand?" Li Leisi muttered lazily, "You have no sense. Li Cang went to cook. Why are you staring at me instead of helping? Don't I have any privacy?"
Rao Qifang casually threw a few fancy bath bombs into the pool: "There's some on my hair too! Hurry up, everyone will be here soon! Oh, by the way, I've asked the brand owners to come to my house to take measurements, call them all, and bring your friends over to make a few sets of clothes each, don't be so stingy all day, I can't afford to lose face!"
"Ahhh, this is so annoying. It's so hard to wash. Why is it still there? I told you not to put it on your hair. Damn it!"
"Where is my pea green silk dress? Did you mess with my dressing room?"
"On the bed, I wore it last night!"
"What a jerk. Um, where's that ink-and-wash style cheongsam?"
"I don't know. Oh, Rao Qifang, you are so annoying. Anyway, I have to wear a bathrobe when I do the maintenance!"
"Li! Lei! Si!"
"What. What happened again?"
"Did you move the boxes in my closet?"
"No! No!"
"I packed up Li Cang's school uniform and vacuum-sealed it! Tell me what's going on? Do you want to die?!"
"He, he, he did it!"
"You fart!"
"Ah! Someone's murdered! Li Cang! Hurry, hurry, hurry! Someone with the surname Li!! Save the child, save the child, save the child!!!"
After a while of chaos, Li Leisi, who was almost drowned in the bath water, got up cursing, dried herself, put on her clothes, picked up the hair dryer, sat on the "65h no matter how much the load exceeds the standard, it will not affect the battery life, the final modified and remade Plus version of the sweeping robot" that Lao Wang brought, plugged in the power supply, and drifted around the corner while blowing her hair towards the living room.
"So pretty!" Li Qingyi gave a thumbs up in admiration: "Sister Leilei, would you like some ginseng tea? It's sweet!"
"I cough when I drink it without wolfberry!"
"There are some!"
"Bring it!"
"Yeah!" It was almost half past eight, just as working hours arrived, and the people that Rao Qifang had made an appointment with had already come up from the foot of the mountain one after another, bringing various snacks and small gifts from the brand. They were all wearing uniforms, dresses, flower collars, high heels, and heavy makeup, and their faces were as bright as the morning glow.
"Morning, Sister Rao. This is a little gift from the company. Mm-m-m, it's your favorite flavor!"
"Sister Rao, sister Leilei, you look radiant. I think it's us who should take care of ourselves!"
"Qingyi is here too, come and try the snacks I made. I just learned how to make them recently and I think they are very delicious!"
Ms. Rao has a target for using the work points card. After all, her eldest son Li Cang's bonuses, dividends and other such benefits are updated very frequently in real time. As a mother, she has the obligation to share her son's worries.
Rao Qifang was wearing an apron, a mask and gloves, with a large spoon in her left hand and a bundle of unknown alien vegetables in her right hand: "Since you are here, wash your hands and eat first before you start. My son Zha cooked for me personally. If you miss this opportunity, you will never be able to have this restaurant again. I'm telling you!"
"Wow~"
"Really? Teacher Cang has this kind of skill, Leilei, I'm so jealous of you!"
"Teacher Cang is out, wow, and she's wearing an apron!"
“Take a group photo together!”
"brbrbr~"
It's a den of wolves and tigers. Every time at this time, the house is the busiest. In addition, Duan Li, Huo Wen, Bai Huazi, Zhao Xiaoshuang, Gu Mengxi and other relatives who will be here soon, Li Cang is afraid of such scenes. Moreover, he is always ordered around and beaten on the back of the head. Aunt Qin is not as busy as him.
“Not dead yet?” As soon as Lao Wang entered the room, he stuffed a piece of freshly cooked ham into Li Cang’s hand. Then he looked at the scene in the room and said, “Goodbye!!”
Not only Li Cang was afraid.
It turns out that Lao Wang is also afraid.
Tai Xiaoyi, who was behind him, pushed him and said, "There are a few wild islands floating over here. We have cleaned them up. Liliana is watching the house. Everything is as normal as it can be. Come in!"
Li Cang and Lao Wang opened their mouths and felt disappointed.
But Master Wang is not as flexible as the magician. Master Wang happily greeted this and flirted with that, just like a drop of water merging into the ocean: "Hey, please give us a set of facial masks. We have been taking too much erosive drugs these past two days. I always feel that my face is so dry and looks like it's going to grow scales!"
The alienated wild ginseng medicinal mud deep layer mask will turn your face yellow for two days after applying it, unless something unexpected happens. Although praying can also solve this problem, this color is obviously quite consistent with Da Lao Wang's inner analysis and personality.
"Very good, you will carry it to pick up Gu Mengxi, Zhao Xiaoshuang and the others, as well as Bai Huazi!" Li Cang was happy: "Mom, should you take your medicinal tea off the fire?"
"Ah!" Rao Qifang responded, "Let's simmer it on low heat first, and wait for the old woman and the goldfish spirit to come back and drink it together. Son, do you really not want to try the jade essential oil? It's very comfortable!"
Lao Wang casually asked: "Jade essential oil? What is that?"
Li Cang spread his hands and lowered his voice: "It's just taking a hot jade piece to apply heat or burning incense or something like that. Emmm, it's a bit like scraping. It's a waste of money and suffering. It's hard for me!"
Rao Qifang: "You two little bastards! I'm listening!!"
"Jiaojiao and Song Qiang didn't come?" Old Wang chuckled twice: "Why don't you go pick up Wenwen and Dalizi?"
"They said they would drive themselves after get off work, and they would bring the wonton cart lady with them." Li Cang smiled slightly: "And A-mei."
Lao Wang winked and said, "Oh~ Miss Rabbit!"
"What bunny lady?" Qin Zhenzhen suddenly appeared in a fur coat that looked like a snowball. She turned around in front of Li Cang, looking refreshing, cool and cute. Her bunny ear hat bounced. "Me? Me? Are you talking about me?"
Lao Wang disappeared automatically.
Li Cang couldn't help but pull Qin Zhenzhen's chubby face: "You, you, it's you, go in quickly, they have been waiting for you for a long time."
"Slightly~"
Suo Zhihui took off her coat and put it away: "Aunt Rao was still working overtime last night, why did she make an appointment for maintenance today?"
Li Cang thought about it and said seriously: "It's reasonable to skip class. Maintenance is the source of power for our mother's martial arts. We can't delay it even if the sky falls."
"Isn't this a medicinal diet or a medicinal bath? Can this also be considered?"
"Calculate."
Suo Zhihui's style today is very simple, with white sneakers, jeans, and a sparsely-stitched one-shoulder knitted dress, which is completely different from the noble lady Chanel style that Ping Fei wore, which was so light that it could not be supported and would only make her look dull and soft.
She glanced inside: "I want to take a bath first~"
"Then you go."
"I miss you a little bit."
"Stop joking, we are all human beings!"
"Then I'll go in first, and you can sneak over later?"
"."
"Oh, you pervert, you bastard, you just want to have the best meal for yourself?!" Li Lasi grabbed Li Cang's neck from behind and typed on her phone: "Done, Elbow, come with me into the house!"
Suo Zhihui looked at the messy bed, her earlobes slightly red, and quickly got into the pool: "Zhenzhen is not coming, call her~"
"Yeah." Li Leisi swung herself onto the bed and typed on her phone. Suddenly she raised her eyes and said, "Tsk, little Lazo, you've made progress."
"Really?" Suo Zhihui was overjoyed: "I also feel that it has grown a little bit. Zhenzhen almost broke up with me because of this a few days ago!"
"What?"
"Goose, goose, goose, what else could it be? You feel like you've lost out. You've been bullied the most, but you're still standing still~"
"She doesn't have that talent!" Li Leisi laid on the bed and gestured a standard bodybuilding display pose: "Oh, here she comes. See, you need to have these muscles first before you can support them. With your lazy look, you will only be a little calf in this life. If you have time to dream about the Spring and Autumn Period, you might as well think about using two more sets of Korean beauty training!"
Qin Zhenzhen was stunned by the combination of punches. She leaned against the door tremblingly, looking like she was about to cry: "You, you, you, Teacher Cang, look at her! You should take care of her!"
Li Cang was holding a bucket and watering Suo Zhihui. "By the way, there seems to be an entry on the forum about autologous fat transfer and glandular catalysis. Can I buy it for you?"
Qin Zhenzhen really cried this time, pinching her belly and the mask of pain cracked on the spot: "Wa ...
Li Lace mocked, "Tsk tsk, Mr. Li, you really don't care about food or drink. What kind of mess do you usually watch?"
Li Cang squinted and said, "I can give you a chance to reorganize your words!"
"Wait." Li Leisi suddenly reacted, lowered her head, and was in disbelief and ecstasy: "You found it for me? Can I use it too?"
Li Cang said: "This thing should have evolved based on proportional distribution, and should be able to bypass Asia--"
Suo Zhihui reminded: "Then, where should we distribute it?"
"Ah this."
This question pointed to the core and stumped Li Cang. It seemed that he had never considered this problem from this angle.
Li Leisi studied herself in the mirror from top to bottom and then from bottom to top, feeling sorry for herself and said hypocritically, "If I gain one point, I'll be fat, and if I lose one point, I'll be thin. I'm still too perfect. God is jealous of my beauty. Forget it. I'll just put up with it and let you, a dog, take advantage of me!"
Li Cang: "?"
"Geese, geese, you are still so naive after so many years," Suo Zhihui said, "You really believe her. You say so much, but I don't know how proud you are in your heart. I have finally lost weight back to my normal body shape. If she is willing to distribute even one gram of fat to other parts of my body, I deserve to be bullied by her all these years!"
Qin Zhenzhen: "I, I, I, I, I, I, I!"
Suo Zhihui casually made another outrageous statement, which completely shattered Qin Zhenzhen's last psychological defense like a heavy hammer: "It will sag! Sometimes I really hope that your belly can be as flat as your cerebral cortex. Did you hear what Lei Lei said just now?"
Qin Zhenzhen:
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