Chapter 2340 The Topic Went Wrong

These guys' ability to curse is not as good as Lao Wang's, and even compared with the magician, it is still far behind. But Mr. Lu Xun once said, when I close a door for you, I will open a window for you. Their talking is unremarkable, but their practical ability is remarkable.

What's more worth mentioning is that ever since they caught the sword with bare hands and took a round of Burning Wind, the magician's unique trick that could take him to victory has never worked again. It's just that no one knows whether the health bar is less than 100% or Burning Wind cannot work on external health bars such as pendants.

"It's an insult to politeness."

Li Cang had to admit that he might look awkward when swinging the pickaxe. This Timi did not fit his character setting of an elegant and respectable magician at all.

The pitch-black crystal clusters hovered in the airspace like a storm, and a strange paleness in it was as fast as lightning. Soon, blood spread rapidly in the boundary between black and white. The vigorous vitality as bright as the sun should have been flowing in those people's bodies, but now it was gushing endlessly with the blood in the wounds that could not heal.

Boom boom boom~
The physical part of the opponent's sky island's fire support was devoured by the black body crystal cluster, while the energy body could not escape the swallowing and pollution at all. The explosion and energy detonation were like beating a broken drum skin, with a hollow and dull echo that was deafening.

"die!"

A subordinate dressed in the skin of a servant of fate was looking down from above like a humanoid dragon beast, wielding a giant axe through the air. Even though his body had expanded to about seven or eight meters in height and looked extremely clumsy, he still possessed a speed that Your Excellency the Magician could never covet.

The axe blade was crimson, and particle-like energy erosion was floating like a glow.

The man's eyes flashed with ecstasy of success. After sacrificing three of his most valuable servants of fate and changing their skins twice, he finally delivered the axe that devoured flesh and life to Li Cang's face.

Amid the weird and shrill sound of bones scraping against each other, he felt like he was using all his strength to swipe his axe with full buffs. How should he describe it? It was like Steppenwolf chopping his axe on Dachao's shoulder.

"No, it's impossible!"

Holy shit, it's just a collarbone!
clavicle!

Isn't it true that you guys have no fucking weaknesses when practicing martial arts now?

Are we still talking about the Basic Law?
Li Cang glanced down at the axe blade. He was very thin, or rather, extremely thin, with thin skin and flesh clearly covering his collarbone, which created an extremely insulting impression for the opponent. The axe that guy had used all his strength seemed to have only scraped a layer of oily skin.

"you"

Blood and organ fragments suddenly began to flow out of the other party's mouth, and his huge body became lower and lower, and more and more twisted.

"A successful man usually has an excellent spine behind him." Li Cang retracted his arm and looked at the spine in his hand, which was as thick and twisted as a piece of fat pig. "Yours is average, quite average."

It is generally recognized that wrestling with the magician is like a cesspool. Except for those who go out without checking the almanac, the probability of either side getting a fatal blow or being killed by a single blow is so small that it is comparable to the lottery draw before the Cataclysm.

Treatment like this can basically be said to be a reward for the brave.

And more guys, all of them were suffering from the heart-wrenching soul torture in the physical sense in that pitch-black black storm without a trace of light. The black storm that carried them was strolling leisurely in the direction of the other orbital island as if it was in an empty garden.

"This bitch must have some special fetish. It's too perverted and too disgraceful!" From a distance, Master Wang looked distressed: "Da Leizi, Da Leizi, you have to be more careful. If he--"

Li Leisi was crackling melon seeds. "Hmm, hmm, hmm, you don't need to complain about this. Our teacher Cang has many tricks. He's really cool. Miss, I'm not saying anything bad about you. Although human potential is limited, awareness is infinite. I think Comrade Xiao Wang needs more practice!"

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After being hit hard, Old Wang was completely paralyzed.

I'm so stupid, really. I just knew that this woman was perverted enough, but I just kept talking big and forgot that there are two kinds of people sleeping in the same bed.

Rao Qifang turned the arthritis bracelet weighing 1960 grams with some extra weight in her hand. The gold color and the faint blue light from the neural nodes of the dog Kun complemented each other. She seemed very satisfied with her daughter-in-law's ideological awareness: "For boys, what's wrong with that? My son is still too tired and worried. You have to be more tolerant and enlighten him. Do you understand?"

Li Leisi snorted and said absentmindedly, "Ah, yes, yes, yes!"

"When I'm interested in talking to you, you'd better listen!"

"Yes, Grandma~"

"Humph~"

Although it was a bit inappropriate, calling my mother-in-law really made her feel comfortable and she almost couldn't help laughing out loud. The little girl is not very smart, but she is good at taking advantage of the situation and fishing in troubled waters.

"After we finish what's going on over there, it should be quiet for a while." Rao Qifang looked around: "Are there a lot of people like this on the track?"

"More than a lot. It's full of them! There are no decent people on the rail line. Who would go on the rail line for no reason? They are all just crazy dogs who don't care about their lives. Others fight for power, money and sex at most, but on the rail line, you fight for your life!" Li Leisi crossed her legs and looked indifferent: "But there are not many people who are lucky enough to meet a treetree shark like Li Cang. They must have lacked virtue in their previous life. Emmmm, just think of it as an industry involution. Your eldest son is famous for despising this kind of stuff. If they can live to see the Fusheng Island Chain or Tili City Bangmu Shenlu, it is considered that their ancestors have done a good job and have used up all the possible relationships down there!"

Tai Xiaoyi was wearing an apron, her hair was tied up, and she was holding a pot of soup in her hand: "All along the way, even if it wasn't a looting island, it's very unlikely that everything would go smoothly after the encounter. If you are too nervous, you will end up on this path sooner or later. There are even fewer people who can stick to their principles and bottom line like Teacher Cang."

Li Leisi stared at Tai Xiaoyi for a while with her mouth wide open. After repeatedly confirming that the cook was not possessed by any dirt, she laid flat on the rocking machine again: "Well, as long as there is no bottom line, it is indeed impossible to be selected."

Tai Xiaoyi said: "In the past, we were always worried that something might happen to Li Cang, and worried about his mental state. Now think about it, Teacher Cang has never changed. On the contrary, everyone we met on the track line is crazy!"

"Hmm." Li Leisi leaned forward while hugging a pillow, frowning and said, "I admit this. For example, in some of the sky islands on the rail lines and the settlements on the island chains, people are so cruel to each other that even I dare not watch. Any superfluous adjectives cannot overcome the purest physical discomfort."

Tai Xiaoyi's face turned pale immediately.

She is the one with the richest emotions in this group of people. She may have been accustomed to life and death fights, but the pure abuse and fun without any interest or other elements will still linger in her heart even in her dreams at midnight. "As far as I know, in the entire berthing system, leaving aside the flower-growing bases and very few individual cases, the pan-island chain settlements under the jurisdiction of the Confederation of America can almost be called role models in human rights and morality. Even if the standard is that people can live like human beings, there are not so many. Even without the hustle and bustle of the orbital line, the situation will be even more serious after leisure." Rao Qifang said: "On an accompanying island chain less than three coins' cruising distance from the base, I, the goldfish spirit, and your aunt Kong chatted with a farmer who provided agricultural products to the base. Do you know what she said? She said, let me show you the crops. I have two fields at home, one is a coca field that represents vitality and abundance, and the other is a hemp field that symbolizes autumn and harvest. Well, when she said this, the simplicity and happiness on her face, and the crops in the two fields, the shock, I can't describe it. Anyway, I haven't been out of the base much since then. I always feel that smile and that smell are everywhere when I open my eyes and close them. It took a long time for the discomfort to pass."

"People are like this!" Li Leisi shrugged nonchalantly. "As I said before, material enjoyment has its limits after all. They will always find ways to pursue something else. Look at the forum. Those things you mentioned are all low-end products. The addiction they cause to the subordinates is basically better than nothing. They have more exciting ways to play!"

Tai Xiaoyi hesitated for a moment: "I think this is more terrifying than any life-and-death fight. At least under the berthing system, even the orbital system needs to support a large number of people who do not participate in the battle, but these things are like cigarettes and alcohol that more people can easily access!"

"Young lady, you have a narrow mind. Open your eyes to the world!" Li Leisi said with a gloating sound, "They had already perfected the coexistence plan long before the catastrophe. The laws are complete. Do you think they still lack the necessary preparation now?"

Tai Xiaoyi was speechless and just said: "I have never been abroad!"

Rao Qifang glanced at Li Leisi dangerously: "You little bitch, you seem to know a lot?"

Li Leisi didn't realize the seriousness of the problem at all, and didn't notice Tai Xiaoyi's eyes signaling that she had received good news. She just kept chattering: "I've seen and eaten it before, it's just so-so, nothing to chew on!"

"Have you ever eaten or seen it?"

"I uh."

"I sent you abroad and you really opened my eyes to the world, huh? Have you eaten and seen it? And you even enjoyed it?"

"No! You sack of balls! Rao Qifang, please listen to my explanation!" Li Leisi jumped up and said, "Mom, you know me! My heart is as hard as iron and my ambition is as high as the sky! Your daughter is really not that kind of person! Besides, don't you know the hellish places I stay in? Not hearing gunshots while walking is like not hearing firecrackers during the Chinese New Year! I wish the muzzle of the gun would spray out that sour smell!"

When Li Cang came back, he was completely confused. While cleaning the dirt on his body, he looked back in disbelief at the orbital sky island that was still smoking and being kicked and rolled up by the three-phase force.

"Old Wang and I were very measured in our actions! Has the disease spread to this side? Or has something landed on the island?"

Lao Wang's entire sky island looked like it had been visited by bandits. The ground was crisscrossed with trenches with deep pits or piles of earth and rocks at both ends. He couldn't even find the two gates of the stilt house.

Li Leisi limped out, blew her nose, and whispered in a sarcastic tone: "Well, isn't that so? Mother-in-law is setting rules for others~"

"."

Seeing Rao Qifang coming towards them with her eyebrows raised, Li Leisi immediately let out an inhuman scream. Li Cang was also a wonderful man. He stretched out his hand and swung his arm, picked up the woman and ran away with her feet smoking. His business was so skillful.

"What a heartless little bastard! What a heartless person!" Rao Qifang was so angry that she almost laughed: "Eat! Let those two ungrateful bastards go hungry!"

"Hmmm"

"Hahaha, burp, uh, cough, then let's eat our own food and ignore them!"

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Insect nest, Jinping Lake.

"What kind of person is she? She takes advantage of her age and is invincible. She can't be beaten or reasoned with. She just wants to find an excuse to mess with me!"

Every word Li Leisi said was filled with blood and tears, and she cried and peed and rolled around on the ground.

indeed.

The blood tank was emptied but he was still suppressed and not allowed to resurrect. The arbitrary domain was so terrifying that it gave enough face to the track line leader.

Li Cang rubbed her ankle, which was swollen like a steamed bun, speechlessly: "Are you stupid? Why are you arguing with our mother? What's the point of arguing? I'm telling you, after being beaten for so many years, how come you haven't improved at all?"

"Just like you! A dog licker!" Li Leisi whispered, and continued to yell: "Just rubbing my feet? Are you enjoying it too? This hurts! This hurts too! My arm seems to have fallen off! Why don't you hold it for me first!"

"Kudeng~"

"what!"

"No, it didn't fall off. Maybe it's just a little cramped. No matter how strong our mother is, she still has some control over her hands. Ahem."

"─━_─━"

The main purpose of manual labor is to soothe the soul, but to really heal the wound, you still need prayers and peach cards. Then, our wizard will also have to throw in an aged mutated wild ginseng and an old flying dragon.

They didn't dare go back for dinner. Li San Sui and Rao Si Sui, the two funny guys, were both very angry with each other. They would definitely start a fight if they didn't say anything.

"That's more like it." Li Leisi pouted and picked up the soup bowl: "How shameless! If I had known, I wouldn't have stayed on this broken island. I got beaten for nothing. It's an unprovoked disaster!"

Li Cang was helpless and could only lean over to help her blow on it a few times: "It's cold, drink it!"

"Where are you coaxing the child?" Li Leisi gnashed her teeth and said, "Hurry up and find a way to get her away. She's the biggest danger to me here. If I don't beat her up three times in two days, she won't let Rao Qifang go!"

"The second line is still in the subspace. Even if Brother Changhe Luori comes, he has to follow some mechanisms. Do you think I'm Doraemon?"


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