The mother star secretly transformed itself from us
Chapter 2370: Parents have shortcomings
Chapter 2370: Parents have shortcomings
It was noon, and Master Li, who had been busy all night, returned home with a full load and fell asleep.
"hurry up!"
"What?"
"Don't you want to kiss me anymore? Don't you want to touch me anymore? Don't come back to me later! Hurry up! I'm going to sleep after this!"
"Okay, sister, hey, you don't want to eat?"
"I don't want to eat anymore, burp~"
Tsk, this little kitchen is really solid.
Then Li Cang stood beside him with his bare chest, grunting and fiddling with the big metal ball placed on the track. After many version iterations, this thing had long been replaced with alienated alloys and alienated bone products. No one had measured its weight for a long time, but with further updates, it was estimated that it would have its own force field.
As for rehabilitation, mental health is an important and indispensable part of it.
As soon as Lao Wang arrived, he heard the magician playing with the big metal ball and muttering to himself, "This is what it means." As the saying goes, the five, seven or eight people who beat people were mentioned lightly, while the ones who got beaten up wrote a ten thousand word film review overnight to share their feelings of eating shit. It can only be said that the extreme conservatives of the flower-growing family are like this, and the highlight is that we are all living hard.
Rao Qifang showed up on time with a cup of tea in her hand. She never took her eyes off Haodaer, staring at his back and muttering thoughtfully, "Although I didn't teach him anything, this kid has gotten past that stage and returned to his original nature!"
Tai Xiaoyi asked, "What's the matter?"
“Look at his muscles, um, no, his tendons, bones, skin, posture, and strength, all natural. He is definitely an instinctive little beast. He is indeed a person who has been trained on the battlefield. In the past, this state would have been evaluated as “no tricks are better than tricks!” Rao Qifang said: “Li Cang did the best in this regard. Whether it is that damn girl Li Lasi or Xiao Zhong, they can’t avoid some traces of artificial modification. After all, the foundation is there, and the psychological burden is a bit heavy. I’m not saying that’s bad, but sometimes, the road of martial arts still requires a little talent. Being rigid and methodical will restrict your own thinking. It’s hard to change. Sooner or later, you will have to pay tuition!”
Tai Xiaoyi seemed to understand: "Oh, just like many chefs, more or less they will try to create innovative dishes in the end. It's not that innovative dishes are bad, but the marginal effect makes it difficult for them to improve their skills in the original track?"
"Well, that's a little bit true!" Rao Qifang looked at Tai Xiaoyi with admiration: "This is the so-called bottleneck!"
After Li Cang finished dribbling the ball, he felt his whole body was unusually clear, and the sequelae of the blood explosion seemed to have eased: "Mom, so early?"
"It's getting late~" Rao Qifang handed over a towel, narrowing her eyes with a half-smile: "It's almost two o'clock, wipe it off, you're sweating!"
Li Cang pulled out a weird-looking, basin-sized mutant insect from under the rocker, crushed it to death, strung it on a skewer and stuck it next to the fire: "It's so late now, there's no sun, I'm a little uncomfortable!"
Old Wang was a little scared when he saw the headless bug stalking the beast. He said with physical discomfort, "What the hell is this? Where did it come from?"
"I don't know which nest it came from. The bee colony has recently added a lot of good things. I don't know what they are used for. They are a bit dishonest." Li Cang turned the poker over, trying to heat the insects evenly: "Try it later?"
Lao Wang declined repeatedly: "I can't even taste it. This thing looks so damn ugly!"
Tai Xiaoyi suddenly asked curiously: "Teacher Cang, is there nothing you hate or fear?"
"Yes, of course, but it's specific!" Lao Wang said, "This guy hates monkeys, especially those plasters, little monkeys!"
Tai Xiaoyi said: "Huh? Why?"
"They are very noisy and have no sense of distance. They are like some asymptomatic mental illness that can explode at any time and become hysterical." Li Cang frowned and said, "As a reserved pacifist, I rarely have natural hostility towards certain creatures due to rationality, except for monkeys. From a human perspective, even if I understand the logic behind their behavior, the innate disgust seems to make me unwilling to reason."
"Their ancestors may have taken food from your ancestors, and it's engraved in their DNA!" Lao Wang said with a grin, "People like you are just hypocritical. I tell you the truth, most of the meat in the world is equally delicious in the stew pot!"
Tai Xiaoyi has already started to frown: "Zhong, you are not..."
"Yeah, I've been to Tanzania before. It's different from this guy. People there are very tolerant and like monkeys. They like monkeys so much that they have to have them for every meal!"
"Hazabe?"
"I think it's a name like this, I can't remember~"
That night.
Li Cang looked at it again and again, but finally did not dare to unlock the bone-carved subspace nesting doll in the form of a little spider girl. However, he was somewhat surprised to find that his sky island seemed to be responding to the rhythm of the subspace tides. The flesh-and-blood structure of the sky island was flowing with a strange glow, first the main island, then the body of the tomb guardian beast, and then, it was Lao Wang's side and the insect nest.
Naturally, the little coin guy had no intention of explaining at all.
"Like, like some kind of purification or smelting!" Lao Wang pointed at his ±5cm high-precision lathe and said, "I'm so damn familiar with this smell!"
The changes in Lao Wang's sky island were not yet obvious. Only the tidal glow of the crystal wall of the insect nest was visible to the naked eye. Li Cang's sky island was much more lively. It seemed as if the entire island was burning. The glow was flowing like a raging flame in the crystalline flesh and blood of the island base. From the outside, one could almost see hundreds of meters deep into the island. It was constantly stirred by the tentacles of the tomb-suppressing beast, and the color was hideous and extreme.
Li Cang frowned and said, "It could also be assimilation."
Lao Wang: “No, buddy.”
Mr. Lu Xun once said, "When you meet a good friend, a thousand cups are not enough; when you are not on the same page, even a single word is enough." When talking to this kind of person, Lao Wang didn't even use a punctuation mark. He just cursed and turned away.
But other than that, it's business as usual.
For several days in a row, Sky Island has been in a state of drifting continuously. It may be normal, but it is unlikely to be normal. The only small flaw may be that the subspace tide jumps up by hundreds of degrees and plummets to nearly 100 degrees below zero, which really causes a lot of suffering to the agriculture and animal husbandry that support the family in the insect nest.
Rao Qifang usually doesn't comment on such matters. The instructor has finally got a day off to enjoy the company of his children. In her opinion, it would be better to use that time to teach his daughter-in-law some tips on how to get pregnant easily. After all, our Rao family has this family tradition, and we can't let a little girl like you bring ruin to the family.
The mother and daughter have been whispering to each other for a long time. Li Leisi scratched her ears and cheeks, waving her arms and legs, disdaining her mother-in-law's barefoot doctor's metaphysical theories. Money can't change fate, and the gods can't save the innocent. However, she didn't dare to say these words in front of Rao Qifang. You call, call, just ask me, yes, yes, me and your eldest son are a perfect match, your eldest son really loves me. "Geese, geese, geese" Tai Xiaoyi overheard a few incomplete conversations, her face flushed and she couldn't help laughing. The movements of fixing her pots and pans were delayed and stuck. She glanced in the direction of Lao Wang and complained to herself: "Just try it. It's not impossible to try it."
After a while, Rao Qifang suddenly stopped talking.
Li Leisi knew that it was Li Cang who came back, and she shouted at the top of her voice: "Cangzi, Cangzi, come here, your mother wants to teach you some real skills!"
Li Cang looked sick and pale: "Ah? What?"
Rao Qifang's face suddenly turned red, and she gritted her teeth and said, "You stupid girl, I'm going to screw you alive!"
"Why, there are some things you can say to your daughter-in-law, but not to your eldest son?" Li Leisi spread her hands and pinched her throat to speak in a hushed voice: "Husband, husband, look at him, husband, this life is unbearable. They say that every family has its own problems, but ours is too difficult, isn't it?"
Li Cang was confused, and decisively and wisely chose to play dead on the spot: "The subspace tide has been quite intense these days. The three-phase force over there on Sky Island is rolling a bit fiercely. I can't control it. The three-phase force is almost the same as a lighthouse to the bugs. I hope the subspace tide can smooth out the traces of the three-phase force, otherwise."
"It's really strange. After being off track for so long, the little bastard is not in a hurry to pull it back and impose some off-track sanctions?" Old Wang looked annoyed: "Damn it, if the bugs really come up, it will be another fierce battle of shit and piss. I haven't recovered from my previous anger yet! Li Cang is in such a mess now, what can you let him use to fight the bugs, fatherly love?"
Li Leisi chuckled: "Oi, speak more slowly, is motherly love so shameless?"
Lao Wang blurted out what was in his mind: "The bugs are playing in the subspace, not the subspace. Didn't Li Cang say that our mother shouldn't get close to Yue? Um, cough..."
Li Cang interrupted the chant with a death gaze: "It would be a good idea to take this opportunity to weigh the weight of the Nest Master Wulou's body, so that we can have a minimum psychological preparation in the future. We still have one more chance to actively jump, so it shouldn't be difficult to escape!"
"Don't do that. The more you raise your flags, the more panicked I get!" Lao Wang bared his teeth. "They are a pure subspace race. If a fight breaks out, we have nothing. We even lack oxygen. Dad, you should at least consider the life span of us carbon-based creatures. We are not athletes!"
"Emmmm" Li Cang smacked his lips with a look of superiority: "50 cards for a last-ditch fight, I bet you are an anaerobic army!"
Although 50 cards are a great fight, who can stand such an insult to one's character? Lao Wang exploded, turned on the bilingual mode, and greeted frantically: "I @#¥%¥??"
Meanwhile, 3/7 base.
Suo Zhihui had sent away the top secretaries of the base countless times. Qin Zhenzhen collapsed on the sofa: "Ah Ba, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up and kill them~!"
The living room of the Hot Spring Mountain Villa was full of people, not only Qin Zhenzhen, Suo Zhihui, Jin Yujing, Kong Jingqiao, Li Qingyi, Gu Mengxi, Zhao Xiaoshuang, Huo Wen, Duan Li, but also Isabella and Xiaodai, the two from the Arab world, Qiao Shasha's family, Bai Huazi, etc. Except for Wu Yison who was taken away from the base to be tortured, almost everyone was here.
Rao Qifang lost contact on Li Cang Island, and the entire 3/7 was in a panic. They were not afraid that anything might happen to the instructor of the eight million gunners and imperial guards in the base, but they were afraid that something might happen to the ancestors who stayed in the base. If anything went wrong, a guy like Li Cang would blame Bei Zhikang directly.
Kong Jingqiao was quite happy about this kind of protection, mainly because she usually went to work just to have something to do and not get bored. Now that it was so lively, she felt particularly energetic when cooking: "It's just right, I'll give you all some good nourishment. You are all weak and frail, and you look so weak. When you leave me, I promise that you will be rosy-cheeked and full of energy!"
Qin Zhenzhen: ( ̄~ ̄)
Suo Zhihua:!!!∑(Дノ)ノ
In one sentence, the entire living room was instantly divided into three camps. The foodie party became more powerful, the mental dieters remained silent, and the foodie party was in a constant state of panic.
Suo Zhihui swallowed and pinched her waist: "That Aunt Kong..."
"I'm talking about you!" Kong Jingqiao said seriously, "Look at Xiao Qin, forget it, look at Jiaojiao and Qiangqiang, that's how girls should be. You're so thin that the wind blows and your face turns pale, and you don't even eat properly. Is this right? This is not right!"
Jiaojiao Song Qiang: "Goose, goose, goose!"
There is no need to talk about her innate abilities. Just talk about Suo Zhihui, who has been practicing dance for many years and has not lost her basic skills. How could her body be bad? If her body is a little bit worse, she can't stand the food. It can only be said that Leng Baipi is like this, and Chef Kong doesn't care about you so much. He has a desire to feed you that rises like the rising sun and he can't control it at all. There is a kind of weakness that makes the elders think you are weak, and there is a kind of hunger that makes the elders think you are hungry.
"Xiao Dai, Xiao Wei Mi Ruiya, Xiao Cai, the rest of you come with me to buy some supplies!" Chef Kong ordered: "Jin Yujing, lend me your boat!"
Jin Yujing's eyes widened: "Goldfish? Are you going to move the entire base home?"
"There are so many people here, how can we prepare more? What do you know? Why are you talking so much? Hurry up and get someone to bring the boat over!"
"Okay then." Jin Yujing took off her gold-rimmed glasses, put down the newspaper and clicked on the prayer interface: "I'll be there in two minutes. I'm going back to do yoga. Call me when it's time for dinner!"
Kong Jingqiao rolled her eyes: "Come or not, love!"
Jin Yujing looked at Suo Zhihui and said, "Huihui, come here and teach me some moves. My coach seems to be just average, and I'm planning to replace her!"
Suo Zhihui was stunned: "I don't really understand that either."
"Then dance? Just to move around!"
"All right."
Qin Zhenzhen raised her hand: "We are short of three players, who will play mahjong?"
"Coming, coming~"
"I'm coming too. Who can help me take care of the baby?"
"Emmmm, my sister is holding such a big gun, she won't hit us, right?"
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