Chapter 2384 Performance Art
It is still unknown whether there will be retribution for doing too many bad things, but it is certain that there is a driving force.

"From Katugan to now, I have been thinking about the American Confederacy more than once or twice. The first time is new, the second time is familiar!" Lao Wang laughed extremely obscenely: "Compared to alienated life and ordinary ugly subordinates, I still prefer to deal with American people. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a shoelace. If I can catch a few little Jews and little sticks, I can squeeze them out and set off fireworks. Hiss, it will refresh my mind!"

Obviously, most people can't learn Master Wang's way of playing. When he says he likes Americans, his preference for a certain race is like a foodie saying he likes small animals. He likes them so much that he has to have them at every meal.

The magician showed a rare tolerance for this behavior: He is still a child, and sometimes he is a little picky about food. He has already asked for food on his own initiative, so what else do you want?

Someone come!

Get me my big wand!
I'll let him go!
Li Cang turned over the big blue crabs one by one and said, "Then let's contact Brother Changhe Luori. As for the coordinates of the American Confederation settlement systems that the base has now mastered, I am embarrassed to even look at the silver coins that Mr. Bei has the nerve to take out. So, Timi knows that Sky Island doesn't need to burn oil?"

"Puff!" Old Wang spat out a mouthful of crab shells. "You're stealing bamboo shoots. I'm so angry when I hear that. By the way, let me ask you, what do you think is the most important thing about catching people alive?"

Li Cang said: "Why, you, Timi, still want me to make a PPT for you?!"

Lao Wang was heartbroken: "It's fucking alive! Can the tongue of a dead person be used?"

Li Cang opened his mouth, but was stumped by the question. He pondered for a long time and asked seriously, "Do you have any experience in this matter?"

Lao Wang rolled his eyes and said, "Ha, I have no experience in messing with people like you every day!"

"It's good to be alive, and it's okay to die!" Li Cang just said: "Don't we have side shows? We also have the Black Book of the Dead!"

"You are such a living hell"

Nonsense aside, the two guys clearly understand that they have to leave the suspect alive after catching him. If they want to summon souls and revive them, what if they lose some key memories? Wouldn't it be a waste of time?

But again, that being said.
With Li Cang Lao Wang's gangster-level social circle, and the fact that scientific and technical personnel are generally weak in physique, it is extremely rare to find someone who is capable of ensuring that the person is brought back safely and soundly.

There is no doubt about the ability of Brother Changhe Luori. In fact, he is indeed good at catching people alive. After all, he is almost the only player who persists in posting people on the forum in exchange for money for food and drinks.

But, but, catching this kind of tongue is still too abstract. Whether this kind of wetware can withstand the network cable of the long river and sunset is not the point. Given the nature of Americans, it is hard to believe that there is nothing else in their heads.

The two of them stared at each other for a long time, but couldn't come up with a coherent answer. Master Wang grinned, "Damn it, what should I do? This has touched upon my blind spot in knowledge!"

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Just as the two were scratching their heads and grinning at each other, a young lady in pajamas and a cloak appeared with her arms folded, her temperament elegant and leisurely: "Zhong, why don't you go back and rest?"

Li Cang: “Puff, cough”

Can going back be a rest? Can it really be a rest? I am embarrassed to expose you!
"Just go back, just go back, I have something to tell Cangzi!" Old Wang shuddered subconsciously, then sat up straight: "Didn't you see my young lady coming? Bring some of your roasted crabs, hurry up, you don't have any sense, crab vinegar, where's the crab vinegar?"

The fish in the pond are affected.

Li Cang picked a few big ones and quickly squeezed off the moisture-proof shells: "Young lady, you eat them, don't give them to this guy!"

"Dried crab? This seems to be the first time I've seen it eaten this way." Tai Xiaoyi picked up a large blue crab that had lost its shell but still kept its shape and even had its lifelike eyes: "Isn't this too extravagant?"

"Try it, I think it tastes better than dried shrimps, especially the ones with paste, which are so fragrant!"

The young lady tasted half of it, had some business talks, and then naturally took Big Wang away.

"Hmm? Come out!"

"Hey Hey."

Qin Zhenzhen Suo Zhihui, one is getting up in the middle of the night to eat secretly, the other is getting up in the middle of the night to curl up secretly, one is a plush rabbit pajamas with ears that have lights and power sources, and the other is a training suit. The main theme is a pair of people who appear to be in harmony but are actually not together.

Li Cang used the cloak left by the young lady to wrap the two people in the chair, and sent a dried crab to each of them. Seeing that the stock was about to be eaten before it was even baked, he sighed helplessly: "You two, why don't you go to bed?"

The same words, when spoken by different people, have completely different meanings.

Qin Zhenzhen said angrily: "She was so noisy. She was actually practicing dancing in the bedroom and I woke up. As soon as I woke up, I... I was hungry."

Suo Zhihui raised an eyebrow: "There are people lying on the ground outside, where else can I practice if I don't practice in my room?"

"Then go and quarrel with them!"

Suo Zhihui didn't bother to pay attention to her. She broke the dried crabs and ate them bit by bit. She smiled at Li Cang's cordial invitation and said, "You're not going to sleep today. I've saved a seat for you!"

"That's enough!" The magician rolled his eyes, "Vegetarian dishes are priced like meat, this is false advertising, and you're not the one crying and pissing yourself."

Qin Zhenzhen held the dried crab and ate it: "Yeah, yeah, crying-urgent-pee-howling in the physical sense!"

Suo Zhihui was so angry that she elbowed Qin Zhenzhen: "What are you and Big Wang secretly thinking about in the middle of the night? Are you planning to do something big again?"

Li Cang said, "Stealing someone!"

Qin Zhenzhen looked at him steadily, her uvula visible when she opened her mouth, and couldn't wait to say in a lackey-like manner: "Do you need to steal it? Do you still need to steal it? What nonsense are you talking about? This villa, this mountain, this base, this colorful world, which one do you want? I'll just go and tell them and bring it to you!"

"Well, at the American Confederacy Upper House, are you going to take a taxi or how?"

"嘁~!"

"America is about to get PTSD from you guys. You touch her when she's short of money, when she's short of technology, when she's short of people." Suo Zhihui couldn't help laughing: "But what's this time? Is it that the indefinite dimension technology is going to let America invest in it?"

Li Cang gritted his teeth and said, "That's about it. The bugs and America's banishment are really annoying. Lao Wang and I are trying to figure out if we can solve this problem once and for all. We haven't even started yet."

Suo Zhihui said directly: "Others are eager to stay away from bugs, but you are different. Why don't you try to look for some rules, weird stories, concept glue, etc. on the forum?"

Li Cang:

Laugh, laugh, laugh. Is it funny?

However, 93 Suo Taosheng was still trying hard: "Come on, come on, let's go back to the room, okay? We'll do it quietly, it's so exciting!"

Li Cang looked up and down at the two dishes and the playful swindlers: "Let's eat something good first! The soup is so bland! What are you barking about?" "???"

It may have been less than ten minutes after seeing off Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen that Martinis' message arrived.

[Martinis: o(*^▽^*)┛]

【Li Cang:? 】

No, is there anything to say about this day? Why are all the Vietcong sticking their heads out here?
[Martinis: Your Majesty, the great Holy Spirit of the present age, there is something I don’t know whether I should say or not]

【Li Cang: Where are you? 】

The first black marketeer in history can't stand this. The most painful thing for writers is learning to read.

The big Kun flew into the sky with a faint blue light.

"what?"

"It's so late, where is Teacher Cang going?"

"I don't know."

Xu Hongfeng said calmly: "What do you think of these greenhorns? You will understand once you get married!"

"Oh~"

"Brother Xu is indeed an experienced person!"

"Teacher Cang is so strong that he is afraid of this?" The greenhorn's question went straight to the point: "But Brother Xu, is this the excuse you used to risk your life to come here to stay? Did your sister-in-law agree?"

"I'm gonna kill you, you bastard!"

"Hahaha!"

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The island chain of Martinis has basically remained the same except for its change of location. Apart from the carbon 60-like cage-shaped planting greenhouses, there are basically no artificial buildings on all the islands. The scattered animal skin tents, straw huts and caves are almost the only traces of life of the tribe.

Martinis's face was full of joy, and his face was dark red. He kept ordering people to serve tea, fruit, and various tribal specialties and snacks. As a result, the magician fell for it and picked up a long thing that looked like a dried duck neck and tore it and ate it: "Let's talk about business!"

"It's like this!" Martinis's Chinese was much more proficient, but after all, there were always some strange pronunciations and suspicious words in some places: "Earlier this evening, just an hour before I sent you a message, someone cursed the people you asked me to follow very viciously!"

Li Cang nodded: "Which one?"

"This!" Martinis took out the list, pointed at the names of Si Kou Luo and Zhao Yang and said, "These two, but they were blocked by the children of the tribe. Well, it's a pity that no one was injured or killed this time. The children have made great progress!"

Li Cang wanted to kill someone: "That's great!"

Martinis nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, what a pity!"

"ε=(ο`*)))"

"Of course, the curse is nothing serious, but there is one thing that is very strange. I dare not make any arbitrary definition, so I disturb you so late at night!"

"Say!"

"It's like this. You have to know that a curse is usually a continuous, staged process, just like sniper rifle aiming. It has signs, but the caster will try their best to erase these signs and their own traces in various ways. However, today is very strange. We have stopped countless curses, and have never captured the fragile life breath of a group of ordinary people in any of them." Martinis tried to organize his words, trying to make himself look as professional as possible: "This information is so straightforward and incredible. We used our own way, combined with the channel information provided by Ms. Jin and the algorithm given by Miss Monroe, to capture and lock this life breath and then track and lock a coordinate area. We checked the forum and it is said that there are traces of frequent activities of the American Confederation Fleet nearby, but it is deserted, with only some wild islands of almost no value."

Li Cang didn't even dare to believe it at first: "So what you mean?"

"There may be a subspace entrance to America's pan-island chain system hidden there! The upper council! I seriously suspect that this was caused by a group of ignorant bureaucrats who forcibly participated in the curse ritual! It fits the character of Americans very well!" Martinis said, "Of course, we cannot rule out the possibility that this is a targeted trap, Lord Holy Spirit, but this trap doesn't really make any sense to you, right? Or, could it be that their purpose in doing this is to hope that the base will drive a warship over a cruising distance of several thousand coins to retaliate against them? This is ridiculous!"

Yeah, it's too ridiculous to be fake.

Li Cang stretched out his hand to get the coordinate range, and then sent it to Brother Changhe Luori. The other party replied almost immediately: "Oh my God, Teacher Cang! Finally, the work has come? I have been waiting and looking forward to you, and finally I have waited for you to come. This time, there is rice in the pot!"

After a brief explanation, the py transaction was completed.

Li Cang patted the dust off his hands and expressed his satisfaction with the long duck neck just now: "What the hell is this? Bring me two more later."

"Monkey tails that have been salted in seawater, dried, and then grilled."

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No problem.

Can't you just go back and tell them that this thing is a duck neck?

emmmm
But it seems that every time I lead the magician to launch the power of my thoughts against the Confederacy of America, some wonderful and lucky events beyond normal values ​​and normal logic will happen. Could this be the bond between us?
Finally, Li Cang left behind a bunch of fifth-stage alien alloy materials and miscellaneous materials. Martinis basically no longer needs work point cards or coins at this point in its development, and the surplus is quite considerable. However, due to the limitations of the base's environment and political resources, other aspects still need to be supplemented.

Back at the hot spring mountain, Li Cang pulled Lao Wang out of bed with loud gongs and drums. It was unclear whether he was still asleep or had not had enough time to sleep. In any case, he was in a very bad mental state, and looked as if Timi was about to die suddenly.

"What the hell?"

"It's not my living father, whose mouth is telling the truth?"

"Is America so abstract? How can it be a joke? I am really convinced that they only care about food and not fighting to this extent. But I can understand that they are targeting Zhao Yang. Sikou Luo? The tax collector? Wait a minute, wait a minute, that's not right, why are you protecting Sikou Luo? Are the people over at Martinis very idle? Have your tastes changed?"

Li Cang was too lazy to explain: "Brother Changhe Luori is on his way. If it's true or not, there will be news in the next few days. Let's beat him first!"

"Hey, hey, then you have to sacrifice your looks and make advance arrangements with that red-haired girl Monroe. Even if you can bring this kind of thing back, you can't expect those people at the base to figure it out for you!"

"wipe"

The magician was suddenly overwhelmed.


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