The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Chapter 2456 Nonsense
Old Wang, his face contorted with rage, was so angry his mouth was practically twisted: "You son of a bitch, you beast who breaks into my house, I suggest you be injected with promethium explosives immediately, you bastard!"

"It seems to be warming up here?" Li Cang picked through the nearly burnt wood in the hearth, broke it up, and then coated each of the dark, wet, and sticky pieces with tartar oil before throwing them onto the charcoal. The brownish smoke sizzled. "Are too many wild boars from the neighboring nests around 2808 dying? They're crawling on anything they see, like they're risking their lives. I bet more than half of those sows are pregnant."

"Hey, what's up? Did I climb on your lap?"

"Leave far away!"

"Wuhu! Sand liver!" Qin Zhenzhen immediately rolled over, glaring fiercely at Old Wang, extremely possessive of her food: "Get away from me, get away from me, or I'll beat you up!"

Old Wang grinned and said, "Wild boar, it's so smelly and wild. You young ladies can't eat this, it'll make you grow a beard!"

"That's weird!"

Li Cang added another grilling rack on top, and with a long-handled, broken-bladed dagger that was theoretically a weapon for fighting and ripping off people's kidneys but required a high level of skill to operate, he used it as if it were his own arm to wield it, slicing thin potato slices one by one onto the grilling rack.

Li Leisi tossed a brown paper package over: "Hey, you're off!"

Li Cangjian flicked his wrist: "Alright~"

The paper-wrapped packet of high-energy chili powder burst open, sending up a shower of red sparks that drifted into the gaps of the grill, creating bursts of intensely colored and flavorful fire.

"Cough cough... Holy crap cough cough cough." Old Wang, standing in the wind, instantly had bloodshot eyes, a deep, blazing red: "You damn bastards, is it really necessary to make such a fuss over a little chili powder? Holy crap cough cough cough!"

Qin Zhenzhen held a small spray bottle, spraying oil with a sizzling sound. She continued her intimidation tactics with an arrogant and disdainful attitude, trying to drive away the enemy. She wished she could spray the potato slices and then spray the fat guy on the other side a few times too: "Hmph!"

"Let me tell you, this won't work. The more you do this, the more and faster I'll make it!" Old Wang pointed to his face: "Look, look closely, what do you see?"

Qin Zhenzhen wrinkled her nose: "Ugly!"

Old Wang grinned: "Heh, see my mouth? Just the right size, sharp teeth, and strong muscles. Guess how many potatoes I can eat in one bite? And look at these hands! Years of snatching food from the jaws of tigers have honed my judgment, reaction speed, and the angle at which I snatch food like an antelope. In a few seconds, I'll make you cry before you even have time! Crying is time, you'll eat even less!"

Qin Zhenzhen's mind cleared instantly. The more she thought about it, the more frightened, desperate, and pained she became. A bitter feeling welled up in her chest, and her large, bewildered eyes blinked repeatedly: "You...you..."

Old Wang crossed his legs and chuckled, "Hehe~"

"Are you crazy?!" Tai Xiaoyi swung a giant leek, thicker than Qin Zhenzhen's arm and three meters long, at her head and lashed out. "Why are you bullying her? She cries all the time! If you make her cry, let's see if you can comfort her! You, surnamed Wang, do you feel energetic again? Hmm?"

"No, no," Old Wang said honestly, keeping his eyes down. "I'm just bored, um, bored."

"Don't eat anymore after you've eaten your fill!"

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The potato slices cooked very quickly. A few people chatted as they picked up potato slices from the grill and leisurely tore them apart to eat. They were very spicy, which made the potatoes taste even sweeter. There was also the aroma of pork caul fat and liver smoked underneath. After a few rounds, they broke off a few pieces of charred roasted liver. The rock salt sprinkled on top was quite sharp and salty, but it smoothed out the sharp edges of the offal taste in the meaty aroma.

"Wow, that's amazing!" Qin Zhenzhen's eyes were practically filled with admiration. "How can they taste so good? How can they be so delicious?"

"Goose, goose, goose," Suo Zhihui wiped her mouth with a tissue: "They've all been fooled into being mentally impaired by the kids. Little girls really fall for this trick. There were dozens of girls like this before, hmm. Old Wang, do you remember that camping trip?"

"Hey!" Old Wang said, "But you're being biased. That son of a bitch has grown up like that, does he need such a little skill? Tell me, if he dug up a few earthworms from the ground and roasted them, would you guys eat them?"

Suo Zhihui: "Eat! Why not eat? I'm not in the same class as you guys. I only got into the camping trip because I had connections. I have to fit in!"

"Impeccable nonsense!"

However, at this moment, everyone was basically in a state of temporary relief. They hadn't even had enough rest, let alone recovered their physical functions. After eating for a while, they were all silent. Very quickly and suddenly, everyone went back to their respective places and continued to sleep soundly.

Then another day and night passed.

"I'm alive again!" Li Lei stretched and yawned, her bones cracking all over her body. "I'm finally a little bit alive again! Whew! What's the young lady making? I want meat! Meat! Where are Li Cang and the others?"

Tai Xiaoyi responded, "They went to inspect the tracks. They went out early this morning and haven't come back yet. They said there were signs of life ahead, so they might have encountered something."

"Oh"

Li Lei stretched a few times but didn't take it seriously. She went back to practicing her boxing. What else could she do? Unless Li Cang created another god-like being, it would be more practical for him to have his lackey provide full firepower coverage than for her to provide point-to-point support.

Ok.

Suo Zhihui is also practicing dancing.

So, Qin Zhenzhen hesitated between hard work and indulgence for a long time before finally choosing to work hard and indulge herself. She plunged into the young lady's kitchen, causing another chaotic scene. In a sense, it could also be said that she worked very hard.

Li Cang and Lao Wang returned grumbling and cursing; to be precise, they were cursing and cursing at each other.

Old Wang was as arrogant as MacArthur patrolling his territory, carrying a huge ichthyosaur on his shoulder. Yes, after the little coin kid identified it, the scientific name given to it was ichthyosaur. Its head was like a great white shark, its body was like a loach, covered with fine scales, and its fins and tail were as wide and smooth as water sleeves.

"Young lady! Ha! Young lady!" Old Wang decisively switched to his public display mode: "See this?! This thing! One shot! Eleven kilometers! I took it down right away! In between was a blizzard! Literally, thunderstorm, gale, and snow!"

"It's so ugly!" the young lady said subconsciously when she saw the big black loach that didn't smell fishy. "Its mouth looks like that thing, lamprey, yes, like a modified and enlarged version of that thing!"

Old Wang protested: "This is gorgeous! Jet black, smooth, and shiny!"

"Emmm," the young lady didn't answer directly, "So what are you two arguing about again? What happened to Li Cang?"

Li Cang kicked Yu Long away: "That bastard scared away the other osprey. That thing was about to catch it, but as soon as he fired, it flew away and disappeared!"

"You son of a bitch, have some shame!" Old Wang scoffed. "The two of us! Riding in the top five of our vehicles! You think you can chase someone with plasma acceleration? What makes you think you can? What you have in your hands is what matters! If I don't fire, my lunch will be blown away with me!" "Bullshit! I'll unleash a black plasma—"

"Hey hey hey, then you might as well fly away. You black body blazing wind, which one of you isn't contagious? Tell me, or there's nothing to eat!"

"Alright, alright, you two." Tai Xiaoyi was both amused and exasperated. It always happened like this; she was practically used to it. "Huh? This thing?"

The young lady's cleaver didn't cut through the fish-dragon; instead, it slid away. Keep in mind that her kitchen knives were either from the Lopez family of the Immortal Age or handcrafted by Li Cang, each one being made of a fifth-stage mutated alloy.
Even a semi-finished SOP can take down this thing, but a kitchen knife can't break through its defenses?
"Hey," Old Wang said smugly, flipping the fish over and pointing, "Look, it has its own bullseye, a perfect shot!"

What a beautiful, bright red chrysanthemum that was blown up, just like the wrinkles on Old Wang's face when he laughed, extremely cruel.

"I see you've dragged back two more small islands?" Li Leisi and Suo Zhihui, both with towels around their necks, came over with Qin Zhenzhen. "They're everywhere, and the quota for annexation is full. Why are you dragging them back?"

Li Cang casually handed over two cups of fruit tea: "The ichthyosaur has a nest up there. I originally wanted to see if it was any different from the others. I dug it up when I came back, but I didn't find anything special. I only saw these two things along the way, so I have to respect them. I don't know what they eat to grow so big. They must be at least ten or twenty meters long, right?"

"It's really ugly," Li Leisi said, looking away in disgust. "You'll know once you have it done."

Tai Xiaoyi swiftly brought her knife down: "With the digestive abilities of mutated life forms, look for yourselves, there are only some inorganic crystals. Does that count as a stomach stone?"

"No, no, no, don't cut any further!" Li Leisi took a step back: "This smell is making my eyes water! I just finished practicing my martial arts, and my stomach is churning. I won't even have an appetite for food in a minute, you bastard!"

"Tch~" Suo Zhihui didn't even get off Li Cang's lap, sitting there firmly, while Qin Zhenzhen, who was so anxious that she had no room left, scratched her head and said: "Stingy!"

Li Leisi raised her eyes: "Selfish guy, aren't you disgusting? You've covered him in sweat, how am I supposed to stick on my face later?"

"Let him come along; he can help us scrub our backs, it's so relaxing~"

"emmmmm"

Li Leisi readily accepted, her face clearly saying, "Please help yourself."

Li Cang lifted Qin Zhenzhen onto his right shoulder, helped her sit up, and sniffed. Suo Zhihui immediately panicked: "W-what's wrong? Is there a smell?"

"No, it smells wonderful, thanks in no small part to the shampoo and fruit wine!"

"Hmm! The smell of tea! I could smell it from way over there!" Old Wang chuckled. "But I'm just curious, are you women really all well-seasoned? Even when you sweat, you don't seem to have any unpleasant smell, huh?"

Li Cang stared at him in shock: "No, you old man, you've seen a lot of things, how did you come to such a childlike conclusion?"

“Exactly,” Suo Zhihui said. “You probably haven’t been to a dance studio or gymnastics hall before, have you? In schools with slightly worse conditions, even disinfectant and incense can’t mask the smell. When I was in school, there was a girl from a very wealthy family who vomited during her first month of classes. She would practice for a while, then go to vomit, and come back to continue. She never went into a public dance studio before she got into our school; she always had private tutors.”

Old Wang grinned and said, "Distance really does make the heart grow fonder. It's much more pleasant to sneak a peek through the glass at these things!"

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“I can testify that he has spied on the dance students at Jiazhong's school in the middle of the night, not just once or twice, and he almost got caught once!”

"Li Cang, you son of a bitch, if you get arrested, isn't it all because you didn't keep watch?"

"Oh~" Li Leisi immediately became interested: "Teacher Cang has done this kind of work before? That can't be right, does Yanda University have students who study dance?"

"Although Yancheng University's arts and sports programs aren't great, they still have some!" Li Cang said. "But this guy went to the arts school next door, right behind the alley where we often go for barbecue. You can easily find the back gate there. I used to go there a lot to fish for eels and frogs. And then there's the fisheries college next door. Wow, the things you can catch in those little rivers and lakes are absolutely amazing, beyond your wildest imagination. Occasionally, there are some old, famous, and rare fish from outside the area—"

"Stop, stop, stop! You get all excited when I talk about this nonsense! You tell me how you colluded with this guy to keep watch for him!"

"I told you I was keeping watch for him! That son of a bitch tricked me into going fishing in the middle of the night. As soon as I put the eel trap in the water, those impatient water snakes didn't even have a chance to dart in before he threw down the rod and ran away. He even got a cichlid caught by that girl from the building across the street!"

"hehe!"

"Hehehe, young lady, let me explain."

"Zhenzhen, check the fire. You surnamed Wang, come with me. I need to talk to you about something!"

Qin Zhenzhen watched as Lao Wang was dragged away by the ear and muttered under her breath, "Boss, wait a minute, wasn't that guy supposed to be uninterested in that kind of thing? Are you trying to scam him again?"

Li Cang said earnestly, "You need to understand that in this world, some people like to use public vehicles for private purposes, some people like to use private vehicles for private purposes, and some people only like to collect cars and don't like to drive them. Old Wang is a little different from all of them; he probably prefers ride-hailing services."

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"Wow! Master Li, you know a lot!"

"No, no, I'm just worried about setting a bad example for the children!"

"Huh? You weren't exactly a good person to begin with!"

Qin Zhenzhen stammered for a while, taking a long time to react, until everyone else had changed the subject before she slapped her thigh and exclaimed, "So, so all those female classmates actually already have boyfriends, huh, bad people!"

Li Lei chuckled and ruffled the little guy's hair, then turned to Li Cang and said, "So neither of you have seen what the outside of this place looks like?"

Li Cang nodded: "No, there are at least two thousand kilometers ahead, and it all looks the same. The terrain is also incredibly complex. I don't know when we'll finish. This can barely be considered a gap in our schedule, but I'm thinking—"

"Fine, you'd better not even think about it!" Li Lei rolled her eyes. "With us in our current state, and with all your lackeys, do we even have the fighting power?"

"cough"

I've been incredibly busy these past few days, as you can tell from my update schedule. I only have time to update after I get back at night. Sorry everyone. Once things calm down a bit, I'll try to gradually adjust my biological clock and update schedule back to normal.