The mother star secretly transformed itself from us
Chapter 2468 Li Cang: If there are no lackeys, then there's still you, isn't there?
Chapter 2468 Li Cang: If there are no lackeys, then there's still you, isn't there?
"Boom~"
A deafening roar startled several already terrified Snow Dragon City residents, nearly causing them to wet themselves on the spot. Old Wang, having abandoned the half-finished SOP (Standard Operating Procedure), jumped off the carapace of the Explosive Behemoth, cheerfully dragging a mutated wolverine out of the withered grass. As he walked, he quickly removed its head, hooves, and underarm skin, patted its rear end, climbed back onto the carapace, and casually tossed his freshly captured prey into the all-encompassing cauldron, where it was instantly refined.
[The king’s secret method: stew raw and cooked food]
Young lady: I dare not open my eyes.
Holding the fruit fork, I subconsciously glanced at the fruit on it, and only after confirming several times that it was indeed some kind of fruit did I dare to carefully put it in my mouth.
Old Wang, wielding a leg bone stick of unknown origin, vigorously stirred the large pot, his face radiating a transcendent, holy glow, as if from a creator god: "This is all the essence, the essence! Two days and two nights of careful simmering, brimming with my love! Hehe, little miss, can I have a small packet of your little mushrooms?"
Li Leisi's sharp eyebrows furrowed and her gaze was piercing: "Dare?"
Old Wang scoffed: "Tch~"
A group of people from Xuelong City, who had brought their own dry rations, were gnawing on hard, high-quality compound biomass nutrient blocks. They were salivating as they smelled the aroma of cooking noodles and meat wafting down from above, trying to reminisce about the good old days and lavish feasts.
Before arriving here, they were confident in their superior strength and had seen many storms in the holy city of Snow Dragon, but once they arrived, they didn't even dare to pick up chopsticks or knives and forks to eat a proper hot meal.
That's fucking terrifying!
Are these living fathers some kind of ancient ferocious beasts in human skin? These people are even more terrifying than the Third World. They still have a little self-defense against the mutated life forms and chimeras of the Third World, but staying with these people feels more like being a little white rabbit in the tiger's mouth.
"Want a bite?"
"what?"
Several Snow Dragon City followers pointed at themselves, flattered and incredulous.
There were no bowls or chopsticks. The seven remaining followers of Snow Dragon City looked around, picked up a few pieces of dried skulls and ribs from the ground, rubbed them in the snow, and then went forward to serve noodles. One of them even found a few pieces of rotten stewed meat of unknown origin, which was even more suspicious than the skulls and ribs.
"Nice bowl!" Old Wang chuckled. "I only have one flaw: I'm too kind. Eat up, eat to your heart's content. Who knows, this might be your last meal?"
"."
They were filled with deep respect. As the saying goes, "If you don't work hard when you're young, you'll suffer the consequences when you're old." They had heard a bit about Master Wang's reputation for being virtuous, but they were truly surprised that such an extreme racist among the Trisolarans could be so tender-hearted. They never expected that beneath his seemingly tough and impulsive exterior, he would have such a warm heart. It seemed that the rumors about this guy on the forum were biased. In any case, they were deeply grateful for his patronage.
Li Cang quickly finished a large bowl of noodles, then fished out a large dragon spine from the meat pot to replenish his own, and flew out his magic wand to tap the Demon Mountain Master pulling the cart in front: "A little to the left, there is an alien tide gathering in the right front."
"You've gone back to your beloved happy hometown, but without Sky Island and same-origin links, you're still banned. How much can you possibly take with you?" Old Wang complained. "You're all smeared with lard, but when you're bleeding money out of bitter tea, don't bark like a dog, you hear me? Trying to shift the blame to me? No way!"
"Even without lackeys, we still have you. And without Sky Island?" Li Cang said casually, "Can't you just pick it up?"
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Those who are often capitalists know that this is how we start from scratch: we start with a gun, we pick up all the resources, we take morality as our guide and the rule of law as our core, and the main point is to avoid conflict and keep the peace.
Li Leisi asked Li Cang, "So you know where we're going now?"
Li Cang: "emmmm"
Old Wang: "Damn it, no, you surnamed Li, what the hell are you?!"
In fact, the plot might differ slightly from Li Cang's imagination. In his mind, even if it wasn't a grand spectacle of gongs, drums, and firecrackers, at the very least, he, along with the Mage, would be warmly welcomed by Brother Niu, the Hooded Corpse Girl, and the Demon Lord. What kind of nonsense is it to be chased around like a rabbit by a bunch of random rabble and dogs?
However, these minor flaws are irrelevant to the grand scheme of the Mage. The Third Worldline is full of treasures, and you can easily pick up some things to take back without losing everything. If it weren't for the hooded girl's warning about the chimera of alien life forms still fresh in his mind, Li Cang might as well have taken a few flesh giant trees back to strengthen the mill and the little coin kid.
Li Cang precisely tossed a ginseng nourishing pill into Old Wang's bowl: "Next time, remember to use this stuff for stewing. When it comes to employee meals, I always use the finest ingredients, no cheating the young or old!"
"Burp~" Old Wang let out a loud burp over the meatballs in his bowl that were gradually dissolving and contaminating the delicious braised pork noodles: "Um, actually, can I say that I'm all better now?"
"Hmph!"
The alien tide was left hundreds of kilometers away. In Li Cang's perception, there seemed to be only some insignificant small-scale alien communities around. The alien tide was not a concern. However, before their post-transformation aftereffects were fully healed, there was no need to be held back by them and go through all that trouble. It would be a complete loss.
Old Wang looked up at the sky, and the thought of his experiences here last time and the time before that sent chills down his spine. And now, Li Cang's target wasn't even these grotesque, ugly, mutated life forms and alien life chimeras anymore; he was practically heading straight for the black pit of those who wouldn't eat cilantro—
"Gudong!"
The huge meatballs, along with a bowl of strangely flavored meatball soup, were quickly swallowed and eaten. Since things had come to this, it was better to eat. After all, this was part of their long-standing corporate culture: grasp both spiritual and material matters, and eat and drink whatever you want, even if the rebel king comes, you won't have to pay taxes!
"Hahaha, Miss, look at him!" Li Leisi laughed loudly, "This little brat looks like a pig waiting to be slaughtered!"
Old Wang frowned, looking annoyed, and solemnly declared: "Can't you speak properly? Can't you speak properly? At best, you're just a donkey that can't be used to grind grain!"
Li Leisi, this madwoman, suddenly got excited: "Entropy Demon? Where is there an Entropy Demon? You think you're worthy to be Lord Entropy Demon's donkey?"
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Old Wang opened his mouth, Li Cang sighed, and then was decisively denounced by Da Leizi indignantly as a primitive species devoid of humor and modern civilization, a drooling Tauros, a goblin digging holes underground, and a slime nesting in mud pits.
"Wait. Be quiet." Tai Xiaoyi set up SOP: "Is there anything in your senses at the eleven o'clock position?"
"No."
"No."
"Based on the defense!"
"?"
Tai Xiaoyi looked blankly at Lao Wang, who was speaking enthusiastically. Lao Wang pointed forward and said, "There he is. Didn't you feel that big person?"
A few minutes later, a strange figure flickered into everyone's sight. How to describe it? This thing looked like an old man with a cane, walking unsteadily, but it would disappear from sight every ten seconds or so. When it reappeared a few seconds later, it had already closed a lot of distance from them.
Without a doubt, this is another contestant from the "Strange Tales of Rules" category, and it's clear that Lord Demon Mountain's legs alone won't be enough to escape. "You juniors, step back!" Li Leisi rolled up her sleeves, her interest piqued: "Let me handle this!"
Li Cang and Lao Wang's lips twitched and they stretched out their hands, saying, "Please, please."
A group of people stared wide-eyed at Li Leisi, who had been striking a pose for so long. "Come on, why aren't you coming?"
"Cough, I can't come anymore, not even a little bit."
Li Leisi, her face stiff with indifference, arrogantly went back to drink her noodle soup.
emmmm
Without flashy moves or ultimate abilities, killing a third-tier mutant life form of considerable rank clearly requires more than just family background; it also demands boundless imagination.
"Whoever finds it, handles it. Mr. Wang, please come in."
"Grass!"
Old Wang stood up, holding a hammer. "Damn it, I don't know what sins I committed in my past life to end up with a bunch of unfilial sons and daughters like you. You can show off and I'll do the dirty work, right? Why should I? Because of fatherly love?"
"squeak~"
As the behemoth's carapace moved, it noticeably dipped downwards, as if giving the Demon Mountain Lord a hard slam on the brakes. Amidst the groans of the not-so-seamless bone plates on its carapace and the ear-piercing screeching of friction against the ground and rocks, Old Wang's indestructible golden body, as if accelerating with nitro, launched itself forward with shockwaves and wakes. Immediately, the ground far ahead was rammed several meters deep, the stone shells shattered and rose up, and dust billowed out like fireworks.
"I'm new here, and we don't really have any preservation methods. Give me some face, let's all make money together peacefully?"
"You"
"Holy crap, guys, this guy's got some kind of human body!"
"Die!"
"He even called me 'Dad'!"
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From a distance, the humanoid figure that looked like a beggar leaning on a cane suddenly revealed its ferocious true form. Its body swelled rapidly, and its right hand, which was using a cane, crushed the ground with an astonishing weight. Its bone armor, bone spikes, and thorns were rough, blunt, and ferocious, with dark blue energy winds swirling around it, like a heavy hammer that twisted and grew from its limbs.
He stood there hunched over, limbs on the ground, like a mountain gorilla, a cold gaze emanating from beneath his lowered head. Dark green sap dripped incessantly from between his jagged canine teeth, splashing up trails of sticky black smoke.
"Boom~"
The initial collision between the two completely altered the surrounding terrain, with a powerful shockwave rising hundreds of meters high, and a storm of lush green evil energy intertwined with dark blue energy exploded violently.
"Boom boom boom~"
Dozens of powerful and ferocious collisions left dozens of ugly, deep craters on the ground within a radius of tens of kilometers, with remnants of fel fire everywhere.
"Whoosh~" Li Cang whistled and said, "No wonder, this thing is a subordinate. The thing that infected his bloodline is quite interesting. Its shape is so stable?"
Li Lei joined the discussion: "Corpse form, considering that minotaur's attitude, it's quite difficult for a corpse form to survive in a place like this. It's rather rare!"
"Call me Brother Niu!" Li Cang glared at him. "Indeed, it's quite rare. Hmm, this is clearly a good start. Good luck, good luck!"
"Even your brother Niu is too lazy to talk to you~" Li Leisi said, "I advise you not to plant your flag, or that little hooded girl will come looking for you to have her babies soon~"
Li Cang watched with great interest: "This little cat is just going through the motions, Miss. I'm not trying to be mean, but you've spoiled him too much. You need to teach him a lesson. How can he develop such a habit?"
The poor young lady hadn't expected this unreliable guy to pull such a stunt. Her face turned red, and she gritted her teeth, saying, "Leilei, hit him!"
“Sparrow food is no good!” Li Leisi said, “Young Miss, you’re always feeding him all sorts of supplements, and he’s doing his chores like this. What kind of behavior is this? It’s one thing if he’s a little lazy, but I’m afraid he’s putting all his effort into other things. This guy has a history of this!”
Tai Xiaoyi blushed and said, "Pah! I've torn your mouths off!"
"哐~"
Old Wang flew back and slammed headfirst into the back armor of the Explosive Reversal Beast. The battered back armor visibly glowed with the light of gathering energy. Old Wang spat, grabbed it, and slammed it into the face of the thing with the force of a Vajra splitting Mount Hua.
"Boom~"
The Explosive Behemoth's unique slanted, fan-shaped pillar of flame tore apart the opponent's battered skull and neck, creating an exaggerated trench tens or even hundreds of meters deep in the ground behind it, followed by a solid blow from its hammer.
"Sigh~"
The few followers from Snow Dragon City were completely stunned. First, they were shocked by Master Wang's astonishing hand-to-hand combat ability, and second, they were terrified that they had been living on a super-huge self-destructing truck for the past few days and nights. Damn it, God help us, thank goodness!
A chilling blade of intent, carrying filthy bits of flesh, lingered around the Demon Mountain convoy. Bakugan Boy, holding a piece of corpse, tossed it onto the Bakugan: "This bastard's pretty tough. He wasn't even after me. You son of a bitch, take a good look. Heh heh, isn't his eye filled with lust for your beauty?"
Half an arm and a third of a head, once in Li Cang's hands, surged forth a turbid wave of scarlet and pale red, with tiny, bluish-black lightning crackling in the small storm, like smoldering flames.
The body parts rapidly dried up, peeled off, and vanished. Li Cang brushed the ashes off his hands and said, "He certainly has good taste. See? The pursuit of beautiful things truly transcends race!"
"?"
"Stop talking nonsense. If it can't be preserved normally, it's just trash, worthless. Hurry up and clean up the traces around it. Who knows if there are any other similar things!"
"Good heavens, so you really think the Third Line is some kind of blessed land with outstanding people? Even the Four Dogs aren't this outrageous. How can people like this and some kind of mixed-race thing be mass-produced?"
"Yeah, if you could make a wish in this place, ugh, I don't even want to think about it."
"!"
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