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Chapter 2493 Herman: Immortal, please wait! (Seeking monthly votes and subscriptions for the latest chapters)

Suddenly, one of the men in the group of subordinates sat up in shock, staring at the man in disbelief, swallowing hard without blinking.

"Hermann, we completely understand that someone who looks like that is indeed very desirable, but for the sake of your life, your gaze is still too blatant!"

"Fake Squid!"

The emaciated Herman cursed, shoved aside his makeshift, plastic teammates, and circled several large pots simmering with the alluring aroma of wolves, rabbits, and rats. As if possessed, he drifted away from the crowd, dragging his body far before remembering to pull out three cards—one gold and two purple—that shimmered with different colored halos from his pocket.

"grown ups!"

"Lord Li Cang!"

Herman, holding the cards in his hand, was crying and laughing, his face covered in tears and snot. Adhering to the principle that there would be a reward for reporting and a shot for embezzling, he continued to tumble and crawl in a certain direction with a tragic acting style that could be described as inheriting his father's legacy at a funeral.

Li Cang:

The mage was completely numb. A chill slowly crept up his spine to the top of his head. He stared dumbfounded at the person and the familiar object in his hand, and cautiously took a half step back.

No, no, no, no.
Please, please don't let this happen! I've worked so hard to build up my luck bar, please don't let it explode in this weird place!

Exactly the same, fitting perfectly.

Cards can come in all shapes and sizes, but each deck usually has its own unique textures. Moreover, the long-handled spoon and flint pattern on those two cards, drawn in an abstract, mysterious, and primitive style, left Li Cang with no room for argument.

"My lord, Lord Li Cang, the supreme immortal!!" Herman, his heart trembling with excitement, began to speak in a storytelling style: "Herman has wandered for half his life without encountering a wise ruler. Like a child carrying gold in a bustling market, I am restless and unable to eat or sleep. I have observed that this item seems to have some connection with the supreme immortal, so I have dared to come and present this treasure!"

Old Wang was filled with awe and exclaimed in amazement: "Holy crap? Holy crap! Holy crap!"

Li Leisi: "Huh??"

The young lady ran over from the side carrying a spoon and a basin, watching intently as she skillfully fed something into Old Wang's mouth.

"It's lost its flavor."

Old Wang smacked his lips and said this.

Herman unleashed a string of words, only to realize that the situation might be slightly different from what he had expected. No, no, no, has my knowledge been mixed up or wasted? There seems to be something wrong with the immortal's actions and language. Three parts indifference, four parts sarcasm, and seventy-three parts full of smiles. Wait, was the immortal grinding his back teeth at me just now?

Herman tries to bring the story back to normal: "Immortal?"

"!!!∑(Дノ)ノ"

Herman became increasingly cautious and humble: "The Supreme Immortal?"

“((」∠)_”

As the saying goes, those who survive a great calamity are bound to receive a finishing blow. Li Cang's lips twitched as he picked up the three cards from Herman's hand, then withdrew his hand as if he had been electrocuted, as if he were not facing a human being, but a manifestation of malice that filled every corner of the world.

In response, Herman said that although the process may have been a bit tortuous, he accepted it, he accepted it, and his old ticket to the apocalypse has finally boarded this Noah's Ark!
Faced with this guy whose facial expressions were completely out of control, Li Cang felt that his own expression might not be so elegant either. He forced a smile through his teeth: "Heh, heh, harmony brings wealth. Fellow Daoist, what is your esteemed name?" "Hermann!"

Li Cang had been torn between his inner and outer struggles from beginning to end. The unlucky little man and the lucky little man inside his body were swinging back and forth in a series of attacks. Now, the unlucky little man had killed the lucky little man, causing the magician to lose his composure and exclaim in disbelief, "Holy crap! Ramu has appeared?!"

Herman trembled with excitement and pulled a pocket watch from his pocket: "My, my sir, even you know about Senior Herman Ram? He's one of my idols! And my name is Herman H. Lightoller H. Dillinger!"

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As the magician's vision went black, it was as if the ghosts and wills of countless sages and saints gathered together at this moment. Immortals lined up like hemp. What virtue or ability do I, timi, possess? What virtue or ability do I possess?

I shouldn't have asked!
That's it, Timi is completely finished!

“That little H,” Li Cang said dryly, “Okay, you’re very good. This thing might actually be what we need. When I do business, I believe in seeing things through to the end.”

Anyway, no one knows how Herman understood it, but after putting away his pocket watch, he pulled something out of his pocket again. This time it wasn't a dangerous item like cards or a pocket watch, but a dirty deck of cards. He carefully pulled out one of the cards, a black card: "I understand, I understand what you mean. Before I came in, I had already copied all the attributes of this thing onto it word for word!"

After maintaining his composure for so long, the mage finally lost it and burst out, "Fuck!!!"

"Goose~"

"Hahaha~"

Li Leisi, the eldest daughter of the Wang family, and Miss Wang, who were behind them, were laughing so hard they could hardly breathe. One of them was barely breathing, the other was barely breathing, and the other had already stopped breathing.

Joking aside, let's not play with luck. To be fair, such perfect, flawless, heaven-sent, and divinely ordained offerings, coupled with the magistrate's own ruthless nature, all belong to a group of people who can foresee a grand undertaking and plan for the future.

The Cannibal's Heirloom Long-Handled Spoon

Item cards, purple set
Collect the Ogre's Heirloom Soup Pot and the Ogre's Heirloom Flint to activate the set bonus.

Uses: When equipped, it can conjure an ogre's ancestral long-handled spoon an unlimited number of times. When used to cook vegetarian food, the finished product will be poisonous, causing the person to vomit three times in a row, regardless of any prerequisites. When used to cook meat, the finished product will be endowed with agility reduction and bloodlust attributes.

Side effect: After equipping the item, the user will emit a scent unique to male ogres to attract any female creatures to mate with.

Note: In a last resort, eating the spoon might bring unexpected surprises.

[The Ogre's Grandmother's Secret Green Nodule Flint]

Item cards, purple set
Collect the Ogre's Heirloom Spoon and Ogre's Heirloom Soup Pot to activate the set bonus.

Uses: When equipped, it conjures a green nodule flint, a secret heirloom of the ogre's grandmother. When used to ignite objects, it ignores any prerequisites and causes the person to sneeze three times in a row. The flame will then be imbued with hypnotic and wildfire effects.

Side effect: After equipping the item, the user will emit the unique scent of an ogre grandmother, attracting any possible creatures to come and feed.

Note: In a last resort, the flint and steel might have unexpected uses. Just wash it after use. Ogres are usually not very intelligent and no ogres will notice.