The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Chapter 2503 The Last Tit for the Camel: A Troll

Chapter 2503 The Last Troll That Broke the Camel

To say that Master Wang was a perfectly capable and open-minded doctor, he was forced by the tyrannical power of the magician to turn himself into an oral liquid and then be pounded around by the magic wand. Whether it was a conditioned reflex or PTSD, he was truly a victim of injustice.

If Li Cang hadn't been around, there wouldn't have been this sudden urge to save his teammates from dire straits. With Lao Wang's keen insight into the pain, he wouldn't have even mentioned Kong Qingyu.

Of course, it is well known that pain is good for people.

Regardless of the triggering mechanism or the mechanism of action of pain, this thing is like a divine decree, a gentle breeze, a sweet rain, and an inseparable bond to a fundamentalist alphabetist like Master Wang.

"An interesting trick." The giant tree of light and flame that Kong Qingyu had transformed into twisted and merged into a colossal creature, its appearance corresponding to the pig-nosed dragon from before: "So you and this ugly monster must have a very good relationship, right? The various mechanisms of your bloodline abilities just happen to correspond to the pain he needs, debuffing the enemy and buffing the opponent, and the resulting damage then feeds back into your ability system?"

"To throw that woman away is an insult to civilization!"

Li Cang felt he had suffered a great humiliation. He frowned and hardened his expression, unleashing a barrage of Iaijutsu attacks on the blazing flames. However, the Burning Wind and the Flame Dragon seemed to be completely separate, like water and water, with no interaction between them. Only the Great Magic Wand and the Black Crystal Cluster seemed to have a slight effect, but it was like scratching an itch through a boot.

The colossal dragon of light and flame, rooted in the void and adorned with imposing horns, swallowed him whole, arrogantly mocking, "Heh, useless. How could a mere material life form like you comprehend the profound concept of energy having no hierarchy? You—"

"Crack~"

Just then, a strange bolt of lightning suddenly ripped through the sky, vividly imprinting the image of the radiant dragon, which was both physical and ethereal, onto the black mirror beneath Li Cang's feet.

As the saying goes, all those under power are but ants. A single, subtle flash of lightning triggered a physical sandpile effect, and a systemic collapse began.

The giant dragon of light and flame that Kong Qingyu had transformed into immediately became crooked in mouth and eyes. Golden-red energy liquid dripped from its mouth, forming a scorching waterfall of molten lava. Its enormous body was like a fine sculpture being sculpted inch by inch from the raw material, reshaping its physical form. It was stiff yet lifelike, as agile as a marionette.

Behind, behind, behind.

Lilith, still in the snapping-finger pose, fell straight back, her skin crisscrossed with cracks, like a shattered porcelain doll. Yet, no blood oozed out; only the radiant glow of Lilith's face, as beautiful as the sunset, flowed around her.

boom.

Gray smoke billowed up.

Even at this point, the argumentative guy was still grumbling and cursing: "I just want to try it, try it, can't I even get my hands itchy??"

From Li Cang's perspective, this woman is practically a human black hole, physically emitting smoke from all seven orifices. Dark, waterfall-like subhuman particles surge from her eyes, ears, nose, and mouth, rising straight into the sky. Only after reaching their extreme height do they suddenly spread out like ink stains, forming a deep, dark canopy.

"Leilei!"

Tai Xiaoyi was so scared she almost jumped out of her skin. She abandoned the standard operating procedure and rushed towards Li Leisi.

The matchmaker on the back of the Silver Ridge behemoth turned around, her slender hand slightly raising the red veil. She seemed to hesitate for a few seconds before the Silver Ridge behemoth's massive body suddenly vanished amidst the chaotic horde of beasts, reappearing beside Li Leisi, its feet landing on a stretch of murky river water. It coldly snorted:

"useless!"

Liliana, who had been staring at the sky with her eyes wide open as her gaze followed the demi-human particles upwards, was suddenly struck dumb. She staggered back more than three zhang away, and her pretty face, which was exactly like Letishia's, instantly collapsed. A terrible crack tore from her forehead, across her brow, to the other side of her mouth. Crimson smoke seeped from the crack in her skin, and the silk that bound her long hair was instantly corroded into ashes. A jet-black vertical pupil and several sharp horns slowly grew and swelled.

Liliana, who had used her tricks to borrow a body, was almost forced back to her original form. She staggered back several steps before daring to cover her face and press her horns back into place to mend the cracks. She dared not speak loudly for fear of disturbing the heavenly beings. The mighty demon of Purgatory had suffered a mishap, yet she could only look furtively and humbly into the distance. She only breathed a slight sigh of relief when she saw that Bone Sister was not paying attention to them.

The matchmaker's slender hands, like butterflies flitting among flowers, seemed to be embroidering phoenixes and dragons on Li Leisi's head: "Hmph, sister, you're really reckless. If your husband finds out, he'll definitely blame me~"

Li Lei squeezed out a few words through her back teeth: "Heh, so you really are his sweet little darling!"

"We are truly in love, sister, why do you insist on this?"

"@#¥%..." The answer is regret. Li Leisi deeply regrets not bringing Suo Zhihui, that little vixen, in to give this sleazy, scheming person a taste of her own medicine.

Forcibly retrieving the gushing demi-human particles, the matchmaker stroked the last crack on Li Leisi's face, healing it completely: "When choosing a wife, choose a virtuous one; when choosing a concubine, choose a beautiful one. Sister, you are virtuous and good at managing the household, so just stay home and focus on domestic matters. These public affairs will naturally be left to your husband and me."

""

The matchmaker waved her sleeve and left without taking a single living person with her. Comrade Da Leizi almost couldn't catch his breath. His pupils were so dilated that they almost blurred, and his bloodless lips were twisted like dumpling filling.

"Pfft~"

"Tai! Xiao! Yi!"

"Hmm? Hmm! It's nothing, I wasn't laughing. I think the matchmaker is right!"

"."

Forward, forward, forward.

The colossal dragon of light and flame, with its crisscrossing roots, was slowly shedding as light as a feather from every inch of its skin. Its body was interwoven with black crystal clusters that grew from within its skin, and the color of the burning wind flowed endlessly within its body, wantonly seizing every bit of life.

"If I hear the Way in the morning, I can die content in the evening." Li Cang maintained a polite smile: "You say energy has no hierarchy, I say mechanisms also have superior and inferior levels, understand?"

"Boom~"

A giant hammer burst forth from between the eyebrows of the dragon that Kong Qingyu had transformed into, marking the final end of his demise. Even in death, his gaze never fell upon Li Cang, but instead stared blankly, bewildered and incredulous, in the direction from which the lightning struck.

"You beast! Am I some kind of Tang Monk's flesh that everyone, human or ghost, wants a bite of?"

"What the hell? What the hell?"

"What about people?"

In the empty yet ashes filled with non-existent material entities, only a lone figure, like a bulldozer overturning a roadside stray dog, plowed a straight trench through the bizarre and strange tides.

"Boom~"

A burst of scarlet flames erupted beside Tai Xiaoyi. Li Cang's brows furrowed, his gaze sweeping back and forth without any emotional fluctuation.

"It's alright, she's fine!" Tai Xiaoyi coughed and quickly tried to mediate: "Yes, don't worry, the matchmaker just came and fixed her up!"

Li Leisi: "OI!"

If he had just kept quiet and kept his eyes closed, it would have been fine, but as soon as he made a sound, Li Cang grabbed him by the collar and lifted him up. His nearly 1.8-meter-tall legs, which seemed longer than life itself, dangled there and swung back and forth like a fierce little wildcat whose fate had been seized by the scruff of its neck.

Li Cang pulled her away a bit, adjusted the angle, and squinted as he looked her over. The look in his eyes, which usually only made him want to rip off her clothes, now seemed to want to skin her alive.

Li Leisi tried vividly to evoke her father's love: "That..."

The mage's lips twitched slightly, then he tossed her back into bed, turned and left without saying a word.

 Let me ask you all a question: what time is appropriate for updating? It seems like you're not feeding me even when I update at 7:30 AM these past few days. Subscribing is even less effective than updating around 10 or 11 PM. Come on, tell me, when exactly do you start getting bites when you're baiting the grounds?
  (End of this chapter)

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