The mother star secretly transformed itself from us
Chapter 2521 On the Self-Cultivation of Thoroughbred Ducks
Chapter 2521 On the Self-Cultivation of Thoroughbred Ducks
Just as Old Wang was diligently studying how to be a male prostitute, the Mage suddenly rolled over and got up: "Damn it, everyone get to work!"
Like a mad dog.
Li Lei stopped practicing her martial arts, baring her teeth in disgust: "So, capitalists dream about exploiting others even in their dreams?"
"Not necessarily," Li Cang paused for a moment, then plopped back into his old man's rocking chair and glanced over: "There are times when they get exploited too!"
Li Leisi narrowed her eyes: "This young man is quite savvy!"
"Nightmare!"
"Ah!"
Li Lei draped a towel over her shoulder and beckoned to the two of them with her finger: "Give me a back rub, then we're going upstairs for dinner!"
Li Cang pinched his brow hard: "Ugh, I actually slept for so long, my brain feels like it's filled with lead!"
Suo Zhi laughed, her hands trembling like geese: "Then you guys—"
"Puff~"
Before the words were even finished, the two of them had already disappeared into Jinping Lake, splashing water everywhere. Two fish-like, directional ripples slightly tore open the surface of the water, collided with each other, and spread in all directions. A few dozen seconds later, two figures suddenly jumped out of the water at the other end of Jinping Lake.
"Clap clap clap!" Suo Zhihui clapped her hands: "You two young heroes have excellent skills, a feast for the eyes, a feast for the eyes!"
"Stop talking nonsense, you little wench, get down here!"
Above the lake, thousands of ribbons, like rainbows dancing lightly, suddenly converged on Suozhi's scroll, forming a soft and fluffy net.
With a casual flick of her body, Suo Zhihui vaguely saw a fluffy tail gently caressing the brocade screen vine, and the large net instantly went limp, floating back down naturally.
"No, no, I just took a shower~"
"Wow~" Li Lei clicked her tongue: "See that? Little Tea Bag can now dodge my tricks!"
Li Cang hummed in agreement: "Lie down, lie down, I'll wash your hair first!"
"Changed your personality?" Li Leisi straightened her body, her exquisite curves rippling with the water's hue. "Don't you need to use it? Then go ahead and wash! Let me make this clear: if you leave this mess on my face after you're done washing, I'll fight you to the death!"
Li Cang hesitated: "But then again..."
Li Leisi scoffed dismissively, "Heh."
Suo Zhihui floated over barefoot on an inflatable blue dolphin: "Leilei's hair has grown so long, it's breathtakingly thick. Do you want to get your hair done?"
While others wash their hair lying on their backs, Comrade Da Lei Zi does it head down, mainly to lighten the load, looking like Sadako who just emerged from the water: "I've been wanting to, but look at this bastard, does he even give me that much time? He's always up and down, putting out fires!"
"Oops!" Li Cang pulled a clump of hair out of the water and slapped it onto the woman's head. "Are you going to wash it or not?"
As her hair flowed down slowly and smoothly like a black waterfall, Li Lei's posture was as upright and proper as her attitude: "Wash, wash, wash, good person, wash, I've been practicing for hours, I'm too lazy to move!"
"Goose goose goose!" Suo Zhihui applied shampoo to her hair: "No wonder, this feels so good!"
Li Leisi raised her head slightly: "You should grow yours too. If you two grow it out, I'll just cut it all off, and I'll look like a complete—"
"Dare?" "Hey, you're so boring. Changing your hairstyle is like changing half a wife, isn't it?"
"No way, this is way more exciting!"
"Pah! I can tell you're full of bad ideas but have nowhere to use them. Huihui, teach him a lesson!"
"Aren't you hungry?"
"Having a small dessert first wouldn't be a bad idea."
"go"
Stilted house.
Qin Zhenzhen was gnawing on a whole duck: "Hey, unlike some people who still have something to eat, people like me can only eat roast duck!"
"You won't get any roast duck either!" Li Cang walked over and snatched the duck from her hand, patted Old Wang and told him to get lost and move over: "Wow, is today a duck special? Why are there ducks everywhere on and under the table?"
"Pah!" Old Wang said, his face contorted with rage. "So you just have to sit here with me, huh?"
Tai Xiaoyi brought out a pot of eight-treasure duck simmering on the stove: "We're having hot pot for lunch! I've slaughtered a lot of duck and goose intestines, and I've already cleaned them all. These things taste best when they're fresh. Zhong, go and slaughter a few more zebu cattle in a bit. Zhenzhen wants to eat the sizzling beef intestines!"
Li Lei raised her hand and announced the dishes: "Acanthopanax senticosus, tender shoots of Aralia elata, and hemp leaves, plus some Schisandra chinensis vine stewed with hazelnut chicken!"
"Hmm, where's Li Cang?"
"How about I add some red mushrooms to the stewed chicken? I've been craving them lately. How about we cook some hand-pulled noodles afterward?"
"I still want to eat the Yanchuan Grand Set Meal!" Qin Zhenzhen looked at Li Cang pitifully: "We've already slaughtered the cows, how about slaughtering a few deer too?"
Suo Zhihui stared at her, dumbfounded: "Can you finish all this food? Are you a pig?"
Zhenzhen remained silent, only eating dry rice.
Tai Xiaoyi hesitated for a moment, looked at Li Cang, pursed her lips and asked, "Teacher Cang, when are we going?"
The atmosphere suddenly became heavy.
"Let's see." Li Cang smiled wryly. "Everyone's pretty tired. As for the Rift Zone, emmmm, I'm thinking we should go back to the base first to ask about the specific situation. Although it looks lively, it doesn't seem like they're fighting to the death!"
As we all know, Li Cang has never been very interested in living people. The status of subordinates in the eyes of the Mage is basically no different from that of servants whose fate has been rewritten by bloodline. Unless it is a special case, it is extremely difficult for them to stand out. After all, the mill is not the real little coin, so there are still limitations in this area.
So if it's just a personal fight, he's not really in a hurry. As for the Zerg-specific contaminant affectionately called "spot-washing water," well, he himself isn't exactly a saint, let alone the Zerg. The Lord of the Nest isn't exactly a benevolent person. What we're saying is, so this big shot is sending you, a carbon-based monkey, a freebie from all over the universe, right?
"Okay, okay!" Upon hearing that he could take a day off, Old Wang immediately felt refreshed and readily agreed: "Yes, yes, yes, so serious. Well, I mean, how can we not find out the details of such an important matter? We can't be hasty. We must remain calm and collected when it comes to important matters. We must take it seriously and, if necessary, hold a large-scale meeting in the group chat, hmm!"
Li Cang grinned: "Well, we're not going back. We're heading to the Rift Zone. You can go and have your opinion with the bug!"
"Father! Please take these fifty gold melon seeds. They are a filial gift from your son. May you, Father, stay young forever and live a long and healthy life!"
"Okay, let's eat!"
"Hey there, come on, have a taste of this freshly cooked Eight Treasure Gourd Duck, it's absolutely authentic!"
"Ah!"
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