The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Chapter 2540 You're finished, I'm finished

The bald man had been hanging out with the tango wolves who had been sent over by the Corpse Brother and the Doghouse. Although the tango wolf had been gloriously buried by Li Cang's cancerous aberration thermobaric bomb some time ago, it was clear that Boris's revolutionary friendship with the old wolf Kang's team had made great progress. At least, he could introduce them to the Mage.

Kang and his crew never dared to dream of drinking and chatting with Li Cang. Good heavens, he even offered them a toast! If this were at the base, with their social status, they'd probably be ranked behind the dogs in line.

After all, we weren't really familiar with each other.
But Big White really does have a whole bunch of good friends, and the one in front of him, the Magician, has an undisputed and resounding name in certain niche circles: Big White Brother! Fatty Brother!
Old secret: "Hehe!"

Old Wolf: "Hehe!"

Captain Kang: "Hehehe!"

Li Cang was quite busy today, enduring relentless questioning from all sides. His chat interface was overflowing with messages, impossible to reply to. So, at the dinner table, it was mostly Lao Wang gesturing and talking to a group of people about all sorts of things.

Princess Elsa, with her back covered in tattoos, pouted and said, "It's different, Daddy. This is nothing like the meeting I imagined!"

Boris said leisurely, "My dear daughter, I've told you many times that although he's only in his twenties, he has the soul of a feudal old-fashioned person inside him. If you go to Base 3/7 like this, even civil servants won't let you take the exam!"

Elsa gritted her teeth, her innocent face contrasting sharply with the thorny bushes and ferocious monsters on her back: "I can definitely support myself! I can dance ballet, play the piano, and work as a waitress in the local gangster's bar!"

Boris's lips twitched: "The base doesn't have that kind of thing! And it doesn't have that kind of profession!"

"No? Why wouldn't there be any?"

"of course not!"

"No way! If you don't help me today, I'm taking Xiao Liu and running away from home tomorrow. Comrade Boris, you don't want to lose two daughters at the same time, do you?"

“Suka#￥%…”

"Oh ho, you're swearing, you're finished. I'm calling my respected mother right now, and she'll throw your bedding into the stables tonight and replace the island access key!"

Boris, his bald head swirling with the dragon-wolf-and-moon pattern on his chest, rubbed his hands together, then finally said with a benevolent expression, "Aisha, you don't understand how heavy love can be. All the sparks, all the impulses, all the beauty will suddenly vanish years after you've been together. Then you're finished, your whole life is finished. Marriage is a terrible tomb—"

Elsa blinked her eyes: "Mom, did you hear that? Comrade Boris probably has a lot of grievances against you. He's trying to use your daughter's precious first love to commemorate his rotten life. Did you hear that? As your daughter, I'm so sad, so desperate, so scared. I never want to fall in love again!"

"Boris!!"

As it turns out, the difference between "you're finished" and "me's finished" is usually just a name. This life, so cold and fragile, is easily punctured.

but
The Far Eastern strongwoman on the other end of the communicator, aside from offering him a thousand ways to die, had only one meaning: she approved of the marriage, and he should try his best to make a good impression on her future son-in-law. Boris put down the communicator, rubbing his sore and burning ear: "My brother, this might be the last time in my life I treat Li Cang as a brother!"

Old Wang glanced at Li Cang, who was scratching his head and explaining to his aunt why the Reincarnation Palace had been abolished, and chuckled, "No need for that. From now on, you two will address each other separately. He'll call you Dad, and you'll call him Brother!"

Boris opened his mouth: "You seem to be quite used to this kind of thing?"

"I'm used to it! Of course I'm used to it! As the saying goes, the more you see, the more you get!" Old Wang clinked glasses with Boris: "Three-legged toads are hard to find, and blind women are hard to find either? He's as skinny as a little grasshopper, I don't know what they see in him, haha!"

Boris said solemnly, "My friend, I understand that you must be struggling to look like you, but that is no reason for you to criticize my little Princess Elsa's taste!"

Old Wang: "I'll curse you!"

"What are you saying?" Li Cang finally finished replying to the message, then slumped back as if all his strength had been drained: "Brother Changhe, are you and Zhao Yinian raising fish?"

By now, Changhe Luori had already fed Old Wang a full belly, making him look twice as decadent as him. He was gesturing and scoffing at the thousands of threads forming a net in the void, saying, "It's perfectly reasonable for us felines to raise fish, okay!"

Boris clicked his tongue: "Your base's Bamboo Rain is really good, the rations are good. Aisha, go, fill up your brother Lee's bowl!"

Elsa's eyes lit up: "Okay, Daddy!"

Li Cang glanced at the shampoo in his glass, then at Zhu Yu's signature bamboo-green bottle: "Bald guy, if you really can't think straight, you can come to my mill for a round of drinks. Dragging everyone down with you will get you a taste of your lack of morals!"

"So the rumors on the forum about alcohol-catalyzed bioweapons are true? My friend, you might really have an interesting soul hidden beneath your ordinary appearance!" Boris laughed heartily, pounding his chest. "You Chinese have an interesting saying: 'A beautiful appearance is a dime a dozen, but an interesting soul weighs over two hundred pounds.' My friend, you should try to live like me, plump and healthy, marry a wife, and have six, seven, or eight daughters!"

Old Wang grinned, "Him? One of them is enough to give us all a hard time. If they had eight, all these timelines wouldn't be able to withstand their devastation. If you want to put the bugs on the table, just say so!"

Boris asked, puzzled, "What do you mean?"

"It's hard to explain now, you'll understand when you see it for yourself!" Old Wang kept it a secret: "Um, when you get to the base later, I'll explain in detail the family background of his mother, it's absolutely terrifying!"

Li Cang was both amused and exasperated: "Don't talk nonsense, Boris, how's your island chain robbery going?"

“Robbery. Island chain??” Boris’s eyes widened. “Sukabrie, my friend, that’s my homeland, my beautiful, rich, peaceful homeland. Why would you use such a name to slander it, Lee? You’re a vicious bastard!”

"Haha!" Old Wang laughed. "A problem?"

Boris's lips twitched: "Okay, we did have a period of unpleasantness and going astray in the past for reasons that are inconvenient to disclose, but the past is gone with the wind, and now we don't mention those things anymore!"