Chapter 2612 Optimistic and Alive
"This chicken soup tastes a bit off."

"It has a nutty and pine-like aroma, right? It's fir tree chicken!"

"Smelly," Li Leisi forced herself to finish, then stared wide-eyed at Tai Xiaoyi, watching her expression gradually shift from smugness to utter disbelief: "What, Secretary Zhong? That...Miss...you...uh haha."

Tai Xiaoyi put down the SOP with a serious expression, took out a small spoon from her breast pocket, scooped up a spoonful of chicken soup and put it in her mouth: "It's fine, it's not fishy. I tasted it before. Is there something outside that affected your sense of taste?"

"Huh?" Li Leisi grabbed a steamed bun and took a bite, her face instantly contorting: "Holy crap! It's astringent! Wait, I didn't get any abnormal statuses on my panel! Water! The water is acidic!"

Tai Xiaoyi blinked, then, unable to suppress a smile, pushed over a box of fasting pills: "Why don't you try this?"

"What are you talking about, Basque?"

"Ok?"

"This tastes like Basque cuisine. Oh well, it'll fill my stomach anyway. Miss, get me a knife, for the sake of ceremony!"

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Be optimistic and live well.

Li Leisi, with a look of enjoyment on her face, was stuffing those fasting pills and ginseng nourishing pills that she usually refused to even use as animal feed, when she suddenly muttered, "Heh, so this is the world of that little pervert 93 Suo? No wonder she always looks so happy eating like this. I wonder if this state will be kind enough to last until that guy surnamed Li comes back. Let me think, what kind of stuff have I come into contact with on the way?"

While the young lady may appear innocent and gentle, she possesses a battle-hardened, steely will; her brain has undergone a series of analyses and judgments involving the permutations and combinations of words—

"Pfft, cough cough cough."

Yes, in the past, when this situation occurred, she would only feel that there was a pitiful, thick barrier and an insurmountable generation gap between her and young people. But now, it's laughable.

The poor little girl, sometimes she really wished she couldn't understand what they were saying, it felt awful.

"Oh my, you have no idea, Miss, that expression on 93's face was so real, you could never fake it, she really loves it—"

"Stop! Stop, stop, stop! You don't need to tell me this!"

"No need?"

"There's no need for that. There's really no need for that!"

"Oh~" Li Leisi swallowed half a ginseng nourishing pill, then looked up sharply: "I get it, so you're also a member of the Weizhen tribe!"

"???"

Tai Xiaoyi sat down on the chair next to Li Leisi with a bowl of thin noodles and vegetables in her hand. She absentmindedly picked at the noodles, picking and picking, but she didn't want to put them in her mouth. Replenishing blood, mana, and stamina is just what happens when you take ginseng nourishing pills and fasting pills. It's just a little debuff behind the powerful effects. It's just a little bit of torment.

Li Lei swallowed a whole box of choking pills like it was dessert: "Miss, your energy conversion rate is a bit low. The three of us don't have this problem!"

“You three are just gluttons!” Tai Xiaoyi rolled her eyes and said, “Besides, this is a matter of bloodline.” Li Leisi: “Oh right, right right, the great Fallen Moon, Her Majesty Elune, right? It was even shown in the movie that elves drink morning dew and eat fallen petals when they’re hungry, they have the stomachs of hummingbirds!”

The young lady remained silent, only sighing repeatedly.

"Ugh!" Li Lei suddenly put down her water glass and pointed ahead: "Look, look! A slime!"

Tai Xiaoyi was a little confused: "What slime?"

"Blade Dragon Fang, Devious Claw, Faceless Gonzalez Blood Rider! Monroe's whole line of bio-engineered beasts, top-tier stuff!"

"Oh, so it's Miss Hissmore Anel who's arrived?"

"How could this be~" Li Lei quickly peeled open a large green lemon, and under the young lady's horrified gaze, she took a big bite: "Mmm, so sweet! That little wench is extremely loyal to Li Cang. She won't move an inch unless he nods. The people from the base must have arrived!"

Tai Xiaoyi's lips twitched: "How much does this cost?"

"The cost of a lackey is at least twenty or thirty times that of a human smuggler!" Li Leisi spread her hands: "This number is a bit pitiful, huh? Hmm, were they brought in by human porters?"

"I think I see someone," Tai Xiaoyi gestured for Li Leisi to come over and look through the sniper scope. "Look, in that direction. Should we tell them to move aside first?"

Li Lei wiped her hands nonchalantly: "Who cares about them? Those guys with blue health bars will talk to them. We're all family here~"

Tai Xiaoyi had already adapted to this straightforward communication style: "I remember that slimes and faceless beings are just imitations, right? How come they seem to be quite adapted to this environment?"

“Hmm, the Claw is the real deal, it has a serial number!” Li Lei said, “It’s only just begun, but it already feels like they’ve run out of ideas.”

"Out of options?" The living page hammer, with its thousands of tentacled chains floating behind Old Wang, twisted and writh incessantly, as if containing some indescribable monster: "Damn it, I'm going to work myself to death on this bastard sooner or later. Damn it, don't cattle and horses have human rights?"

Li Leisi pointed and said, "Tsk, Master Wang, what you said is quite ambiguous!"

"@#¥%..." Old Wang cursed and ordered Ye Chui to go to Li Cang Island to take those two lumps in his belly to the mill. After so many years, he finally experienced a cultivation sword-wielding posture that was even more abstract than that of a magician. He was very satisfied: "I can't do it anymore. I'm already using the Fel Transformation like a ring. The lane strength is too high. I can't even heal myself with potions!"

Li Leisi waved her finger: "It shouldn't have anything to do with that. You were just led astray by the Queen of Pain. Join the glorious evolution, Master Wang!"

"Is there such a good thing?"

"Yes, what you should do now is hurry up and get that thing out of Li Cang's mill and have a baby cow with it, wadashi, or it will turn into the shape of a magician!"

"Get lost!" Old Wang almost choked on his breath, then waved his hand to recall the hammer: "But you're right, this pendant can't be sent to the mill. With it by my side, my combat power will increase by at least 100%!"

The young lady said worriedly, "Won't there be any problems? You used to last a long time, cough, I mean, you never used to get tired so quickly. Maybe we should wait for Teacher Cang to come back and take a look?"

“Miss, forget it.” Old Wang’s lips twitched. “Li Cang is just a lousy typist. What does he know besides terms? I’m just a nobody with seven senses and a self-proclaimed martial artist’s spiritual perception. Do you think I wouldn’t know if there’s a problem?”

Li Leisi grinned in disgust: "You think your thing deserves to be called a martial artist's spiritual sense? Jian'an style, Wei-Jin legacy, Cao Cao's ambition, innate alphanumeric body, what kind of nonsense are you spouting? A person should know their own limitations!"


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