Chapter 2618 Xiuer

"They're nothing but a bunch of hairy, horned creatures, born from eggs and moisture, mere beasts! Give them all your merits!" Suddenly, a figure jumped out and pointed a small hand at everyone, starting with the mother: "Teacher Cang, I'm here to help you!"

Li Cang: "Xiuer?"

"Hey! Bro! Coming right now, bro! Watch the show!" The singer started his dance routine with zero frames: "Odd changes, even stays the same, sign depends on quadrant, nine on top, one on the bottom, three on the left, seven on the right, feet on the ground, head to the sky, the messenger is quick and skillful, we set up the drum and invite the gods, first invite Laplace's beast, second invite Maxwell's demon, Zeno's turtle sits on the edge of the bed, Schrödinger's cat tattoos on its back, oh my, oh my, oh my @#¥%..."

"?"

Li Cang nearly spat out a mouthful of blood. "No way, who researched this stuff? So if you win, everyone's happy, but if you lose, physics just ceases to exist? Have you guys all learned such a wide variety of knowledge and played with such fancy tricks these days?!"
Boom!
Li Cang stared blankly at the completely cracked, living star, seeing everything yet seeing nothing at the same time. His face clearly showed suffocation and utter despair: "Damn it, this works too? There's really no reasoning with sect holy sons like this."

"Brother, what do you think of this job I'm doing?"

"Brilliant!"

Corpses, like mountains of dogs and seas of beasts, frantically stirred up the living planet, desperately trying to force their way into the same-origin link channel, while Bian Xiu, with a mouth that seemed to be borrowed, exclaimed: "Brother, it's so lively here, you have no idea!"

"Wait, wait, wait! How dare the base release you? How dare they?!"

"Brother, I sneaked out, brother—"

"What?"

Li Cang glanced in a certain direction, then waved his hand, and a water beetle with a tortoise shell suddenly burst out of the same source link channel.

Bian Xiu panicked, or rather, the child was almost crying: "Brother, what are you doing! I finally managed to escape! I came all this way! Now that I'm here, at least let me give you a buff!"

"Go to sleep!"

They're so obsessed with Tao Hongben's former residence. If they were to touch even a hair on Bian Xiuer's head, that would be terrible.
However, considering the boy's temperament, Li Cang really didn't dare to put him in the mill. So, Bian Xiu stubbornly held on to the turtle-shell-like dragon beetle cover and stood facing each other on the empty island with the young lady.

"You," Tai Xiaoyi even began to doubt her own ability to see clearly: "Are you Bian Xiu? Or something else in disguise?"

It's over.

Could it be that I cooked for too long and ruined my cooking skills? Am I hallucinating?

Bian Xiu, with at least a hundred scarlet tentacles wrapped around her body, haphazardly pulled him into her belly. He desperately clung to the cover, pleading, "Miss, it's me! It's me! My sister Ting wants to try your cooking. Please persuade my brother to save the child. We're already here, it's not easy for anyone. We're staying in Bengbu!"

Tai Xiaoyi blinked, her expression unchanged as she continued to push the child inside with the gun barrel: "Hey, Xiuer, be good, okay? It's normal to feel dizzy, you'll feel better after a nap!"

"Hey, hey, hey, Miss, you, you, you, you..."

"Boom~"

Half of the activated star suddenly burst the homologous link channel and fell straight down. Even with the turtle-backed water beetle's initial defense value, it couldn't withstand this thing. The cover shattered and tentacles flew everywhere. Its empty belly was like a super giant cannon barrel, spraying Bian Xiu and those tentacles all over the world.

It has to be said that this child has a knack for getting things done. Bian Xiu is more suited to this one-sided attribute that Lao Wang has been dreaming of than Tai Xiaoyi. Lao Wang's main approach is to retreat rather than go left or right, while Bian Xiu has a bit of a mystical quality to it, where everything goes smoothly and she handles things with ease.

"Sis, I'm leaving, sis! Don't tell my brother, okay, sis?"

"Come back! I hit you! I have a tranquilizer dart! The kind that can even knock out Miss Qiu for eight seconds!"

"duang~"

Then, Tai Xiaoyi rubbed her eyes countless times, staring wide-eyed at the large willow stake that appeared in the sniper scope along with the tranquilizer dart.

The willow stump was sawn at both ends, with a bright green willow branch sticking out from the side. A super-sized anesthetic needle was stuck straight into the willow stump, penetrating deep into the wood.

"Holy crap!" Bian Xiu's figure in the sniper scope instantly transformed into a cloud of incense ash: "You call this a tranquilizer dart? My Liu Ying can withstand a single shot from a base-made armor-piercing cannon head-on!"

Tai Xiaoyi moved the gun, and Bian Xiu's figure kept appearing in the sniper scope and constantly changing into all sorts of strange things. Sometimes it was cigarette ash, sometimes it was hair, talismans, eggs, broken bowls, corn kernels, and so on: "Child, child, come back quickly, do you hear me? This place is not what you think!"

"Boom~"

Suddenly, Tai Xiaoyi heard a strange sound like a water balloon bursting. It seemed as if someone was gently blowing a wisp of smoke into her ear. She felt that she was only confused for a moment, but when she came to her senses, she was already in a sphere of condensed smoke.

"Miss, I'm sorry, this job is easy to break. It only takes a tiny bit of external force. Once attacked, you'll be moved to the nearest location you're most familiar with. You'll be perfectly safe. Next time, next time I'll have Sister Ting toast you to apologize on my behalf!"

"plum"

Tai Xiaoyi's hand reached for empty air. Where the communicator should have been, there was only a pink squirrel, about the size of a baby's fist, holding a SOP fiber pulse bomb and happily munching on it with wide eyes. As it munched, it kept glancing at her with its big eyes, as if afraid she would snatch it away. The fur on its tail puffed up and twitched.

Tai Xiaoyi felt helpless and listless, feeling so tired and wanting to retire. For a moment, she didn't even know where to begin complaining.

"Hua Hua!" A paw slapped down, and the blurry, strange image appearing inside the smoke and mist instantly dissipated. The scenery spun around, and she reappeared next to the stove in the stilted house kitchen. She picked out a frying pan that was heavy enough, weighed it in her hand, and said, "This will do. I'll use it to serve you in a bit!"

"?"

Hua Hua's half-headed head, which had just crawled in from outside, immediately shrank back in, and it tucked its fluffy tail between its legs and ran away.

I wasn't talking about you!

Hua Hua returned, this time taking most of a ham with her.

The young lady's silence was deafening. After a long, blank stare, she suddenly shoved the SOP aside, kicked Loki to make the crocodile light the fire pit, hung a pot of milk tea up there, and then snuggled into her old-fashioned rocking chair, listening to the crackling of the firewood flames, slowly exhaling a breath of stale air—

“(〃 ̄︶ ̄)”

My heart, which had been completely broken, suddenly felt at ease and relieved.


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