Chapter 2631 Leisurely Pursuits
Yes, that's right. Compared to the abstinent, domineering type of character like the Magician, a certain hero with a high level of sexual tension, like Sun Erniang buying goods, also has a market. For example, some of the Truth Lychee Party members can't even be called niche.

Someone surnamed Li, please step back a little, you're interfering with our girls' shipping.

Da Lei Zi, this woman who has a history of eating and seeing things, may have some mysterious and inexplicable special temperament about her. A discerning eye can recognize her talent; she is the kind of person who can be recognized at a glance.

Li Leisi herself was completely unaware of this. There were plenty of young women who coveted her body. Right now, she was mainly lusting after Consort Ping's fragrant and soft little belly. She casually withdrew her gaze from the magnificent, layered, and exquisite buildings of the former residence: "Li Cang, look at that decoration! Hmm? Look at that temperament! Hmm? You're already a mature follower of the system, it's time to learn to be two-faced and hypocritical!"

"Does he even understand the tricks of a scumbag?" Old Wang clicked his tongue. "But he's definitely good at making empty promises and calling a deer a horse!"

Without the insectoid matrix source, the supply was unblocked, and the rate of collapse of the thorn forest around the island was astonishing. The meager amount of money from the beast zombie followers who lamented the pros and cons was simply insufficient to support the constant existence of such a force, which could even be described as a manifestation of the rules.

From a slightly lateral angle, the former residence, which had been slapped into its original form by the Zerg's macro cannon, resembled a fairyland bathed in countless rays of light. Some kind of unpredictable attribute, likely originating from the Fengshen Bang system, continued to radiate across the entire airspace, causing many followers or even alienated beings with weak wills or beliefs to glance at it more and more, feeling a sense of assimilation and conversion.

Li Cang narrowed his eyes: "Indeed, I still have a lot to learn in terms of building spiritual civilization. What do you guys think?"

Old Wang glanced at it again, then thought for a moment: "This thing dares to call itself a mental disturbance? It's not even worth a hair on your mental plague! It's not even as good as that wicked fox of '93'!"

"That's a continuous passive buff, how can it be the same?" Li Leisi scoffed. "No wonder the old residence is like a mute, you can't find a single tongue to grab. Those people live in places like that all the time, how could their awareness be low, how could their blessings be small?"

Old Wang thought for a moment, then couldn't help but shudder: "Scorpion poop is poisonous! Looking at it this way, our Teacher Cang, who never hides anything and presents himself as a pile of dung, isn't entirely guilty of ideological stench, huh? Holy crap? Holy crap! So you can still stand up, huh?!"

Li Cang generously flicked the energy veins on his back, which were no longer so ferocious but still remained like muscles, blood vessels, nerves, and bone spurs. Judging from the movement, he was probably trying to imitate some prestigious sect and cloak, but the style was completely different. He himself obviously realized this, and carried the three phases of power and the bloody wind that made the world boil over as he circled around the fire pit.

"It was expected that the rift passage would evolve into a worm-like black hole, but what's with all this waiting and no work coming in?" The Mage looked like a crab that was tied up but not completely, walking with a heavy, comical air about him, as if he were carrying the weight of the Heavenly Abyss on his back and holding up the Primordial Imperial City. He was all baring his teeth and claws: "Tell me, where exactly did things go wrong? What happened to the bonds between me, Brother Niu, the Corpse Weaver, and His Highness the High Priest?"

"Pfft." Despite the extremely serious topic, Comrade Da Lei couldn't help but burst out laughing: "Hahaha, I can't take it anymore, the more I look at it, the funnier it gets, hahaha!"

Li Cang's face darkened: "What the hell?!"

“OI, watch your language!” Li Leisi raised an eyebrow and said, “I should thank you for this! I don’t even dare to curse like that normally! I have to record this and play it over and over again!”

Li Cang really had no temper at all.

Given this woman's nature, he wouldn't be surprised if she were to stab Rao Qifang in the back; national and family feuds would be a big deal for her.

"The people are here, the Sky Island is here, all the conditions are met. This battle has made even the strictest father in the America Confederation almost sit at the same table as the peace doves." Old Wang winked at Li Cang and said, "Everything is ready except for the east wind. Yeah, tell me, why don't they just jump into this pit? Is it that hard?"

With a single, eloquent utterance, the magician directly tagged Old Wang's entire family: "You @#¥%..."

"Damn it!" Old Wang scoffed. "I never use foul language when I criticize people. You have no taste at all. Why don't you use a great teacher and instead learn those lowlife scumbags!"

Li Cang was too lazy to argue with this, and simply typed out a question mark: "No. Am I really that obvious?"

Li Leisi nodded: "You can hear the abacus beads you're doing even in subspace!"

"Do you think they're avoiding me?" Li Cang said angrily, "It's just a small disagreement, and you're all so petty, so vindictive, and so disrespectful."

Tai Xiaoyi nodded: "If it were me, I would definitely stay as far away as possible before I was absolutely certain that I could deal with Teacher Cang!"

"Look, even the young lady says so!"

Li Cang was speechless.

"Master~"

"put!"

Liliana cautiously raised her hand: "My master, do you think it's possible that this so-called war is being too environmentally friendly?"

Li Cang was taken aback: "What do you mean?"

"Exactly... I mean... it's too clean." People tend to say and do stupid things when they're burping, they're just bored and have nothing better to do. Liliana's current mental state is roughly like that. The Great Demon of Purgatory, who has never had a full meal in his entire life before and after coming to the Material Plane, is now completely convinced: "Matter, energy, soul, everything is confined to this small, isolated spatial structure and eaten clean. The leftover scraps are not enough to attract those, uh, friends, that you're talking about?"

Li Cang pondered for a moment: "Do I need to express some sincerity?"

Liliana nodded repeatedly, urging, "Yes, my dear master, so what are the taste preferences of your friends?"

The mage glanced at Liliana unexpectedly and said, "Emmm..."

"W-What's wrong, my dear master? What should I do?"

"Your taste is..."

"Varied"

"I'm telling you, at least three of them would love your taste!"

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The Great Demon of Purgatory's blood turned cold. The fine, delicate, and translucent scales on its serpent tail flared up one after another, trembling as it retreated, its entire body silently melting into its own shadow.

"Hey!" Li Cang grinned in disgust. "This idiot is tired of living. But, what he said does seem to have a bit of a twisted logic."

"Heh, are you willing to do that? Trying to snatch food from your mouth, Mage Lord, is probably harder than climbing to heaven, isn't it?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? The moment he saw that thing, he already assumed he was surnamed Li!"

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The Mirage Forest needs to be restarted, the subspace vesicle needs to be pre-set, and everyone outside is building defensive fortifications. Normally, it would be unlikely for any unnecessary social processes to occur at this time, but there are always exceptions.

Lin Sheng's smile had been frozen on his face for several seconds. Of course, even more silent than him was the old residence behind the cross-domain channel. Even if they had prepared themselves in advance, no one could remain calm when they suddenly saw Li Cang in such a... uh... shape, except for Bai Mengmeng, whose mouth was full of "Mama, Mama!" and who was just thinking "Mama, Mama!"

But isn't this thing a bit too far removed from the definition of a human? Speaking of which, what makes the people at Base 3/7 think that this thing can work with real humans to produce a crown prince? Who gave them this confidence?

For a fleeting moment, even a small group of people from the former residence felt somewhat relieved.
Just live. Who can outlive you?
Isn't this just our Dark Forest era? We just endured it, accepted the beatings and insults, and lived in peace and quiet, just like before.

"Commander Lin—"

"Shh, I know what you're thinking, but my condition for coming here is that you all shut the fuck up!"

After exchanging pleasantries behind the scenes, Lin Sheng quickly flashed a bright smile: "Teacher Cang, it's been a long time, but you're still as charming as ever!"

Old Wang interrupted, "You guys still don't understand, we call this 'still charming'!"

"Master Wang still retains his charm!" Lin Sheng gave a thumbs up, and even added without being taught, "He's so beautiful he's almost pitiful!"

"6!"

Old Wang raised an eyebrow; this man had successfully piqued his interest.

"Oi!"

Li Leisi supported Bai Mengmeng's face with her hand to prevent her from sticking to her like tape, and looked at Lin Sheng with a head full of question marks.

"Oh," Lin Sheng coughed lightly, "Mengmeng, my niece, she's always admired you!"

"?"*n
Not only Li Cang Lao Wang Tai Xiao Yi, but even the background figure that Lin Sheng brought himself is a bit stunned right now. No, you call this admiration? And could you please stop coughing unconsciously when you speak?

"Unknown energy extension quadrant, requesting live sample analysis!" The two-eared alarm clock bounced up to Li Cang's side, circling him: "Undetermined entropy change phenomenon detected, requesting—"

Lin Sheng's lips twitched, and he slapped down the ears of the person who was using the alarm clock, then gave an awkward laugh to the group of people: "This, it's for work, it's for work!"

Li Cang nodded, poked the clock face of the thing with his finger, and smiled broadly, "This little thing is quite symbolic. So, the former residence has always been measured by time? Hey, everyone on the other line, I'm Li Cang. Harmony brings wealth!"

"Hey, hey, hey, how did it come to this? How did it come to this!"

The chilling feeling was so intense that Lin Sheng even wrote a simplified version of classical Chinese. Anyone in the underworld who heard this golden advice would tremble in fear.

Of course, it refers to the path of a track.

then
Then came a long, awkward but polite silence.

It's unrealistic to rely on someone like Li Cang at a time like this. You can't count on Lao Wang, the jack-of-all-trades and mastermind. In his eyes, the former residence is like Schrödinger's date. No matter whether it exists or not, you have to take the hit first. In his mind, the absence of the former residence is a lower priority than the hatred of the American Confederation.

Lin Sheng wasn't there to discuss anything serious. Even if the old residence hadn't asked him to come, he would have found an excuse to show his face, so he was very relaxed and practically blatantly approaching the old residence: "Teacher Cang, I didn't have a chance to thank you after that time with Katugan. Now that we're meeting, it's only right that I express my gratitude. These are some little trinkets that I personally picked out. Well, they're kind of second-tier local specialties, not worth much, but they're not easy to get. I thought you might be interested—"

The Katugan family actually benefited greatly from that incident at the former residence, but nothing serious happened afterward, and they even caused a series of messes. Now that Lin Sheng brought it up again in front of the two-eared alarm clock, Commander Lin has given up on pretending.

"Hmm, this set of bones is quite interesting." Li Cang couldn't take his eyes off it. He carefully brought the box of strangely shaped bones close to the Wuduan pendant, examining it inch by inch as if he were holding a lamp close to it. Actually, he was afraid that the thing would be corroded into a puddle. "The energy channels hidden inside are like a maze. If you carve it out, it will definitely be amazing. It's a treasure!"

"I'll see what you can pull out to bribe me." Master Wang suddenly exclaimed, "Holy crap! Holy crap! Is this what I thought were those cool little magazines? Original? Full issue? Not the 'Prayer' magazine?"

Lin Sheng nodded: "If you don't mind that part of this comes from a second-tier brand, then I think it's the original!"

"Wonderful!"

Li Leisi acquired a box of antique machines and ROM cartridges, while the young lady received a handwritten cookbook with almost no simplified Chinese characters.

Bai Mengmeng's eyes were strange.

She simply couldn't imagine her usually serious and rigid uncle secretly rummaging through two different timelines, collecting those obscure little magazines whose names couldn't even pass censorship; the urge to steal felt too blatant.

"Since you're already here!" Old Wang said magnanimously, "We don't have the right to let someone leave empty-handed and on an empty stomach!"

Lin Sheng pointed to the several large pots simmering over the fire pit: "To be honest, I've been waiting for you to say that. I've long heard that Miss Tai's cooking skills are the true inheritance of a master chef of state banquets. Today, I'm definitely going to have a good meal!"

Tai Xiaoyi, Lao Wang, and Li Lei looked at each other and suddenly burst out laughing.

"Eh?"

"Teacher Cang's cooking skills?"

"Wow! Really? Then I definitely have to try it!"

Bai Mengmeng suddenly seemed to understand something. It turned out that her uncle's stereotype was just her own stereotype. The current uncle was more like the uncle she vaguely remembered from her childhood. That made sense. Facing such a group of people all day, her uncle probably found it difficult to express his true thoughts. So he lived a life of conformity and became what he is now. And there was also the poor, silly, and cute Shouyun.

"Sister Leilei? Sister Leilei!"

"put!"

"You guys must be having a great time every day!"

"Ok?"

"Oh no, no, I don't mean that, Sister Huihui. I mean, being with a group of like-minded friends who are also like family must be very enjoyable every day, right?"

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