The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Chapter 2642 Who taught you to use coded language like this?
As soon as Li Cangli left, Lao Wang tiptoed into the kitchen like a Siberian hamster. He skillfully navigated from behind Tai Xiaoyi, scooped her up, lifted her up, and shook her. The poor young lady's exclamation suddenly changed into a dramatic, melodious sound that lingered for days.

Young lady: "Ah~~~~"

Old Wang: "Ah, hiahia~"

In fact, Miss Ren has a passive buff called True Sight, so Old Wang has no chance of sneaking up on her right under her nose. The only minor flaw is that Tai Xiaoyi underestimated the moral bottom line and perverse tastes of some people.

"You bastard!" Tai Xiaoyi stood with her arms crossed, holding a pot and a spatula, too afraid to move. "Stop messing around, or the food will burn!"

"It's nothing. Even Mr. Lu Xun said that eating and drinking to one's heart's content is fine. I have a good appetite and I like to eat until I'm stuffed!"

"Hey, you."

Three Minutes — ×

Wang Fenzhong —√
A three-man dog dressed in a men's tuxedo strode into the kitchen, carrying a silver tray in one hand. He bowed to Tai Xiaoyi and presented her with a communicator on the tray: "Miss! Miss, dinner's ready! Little Li has prepared the meal!"

Tai Xiaoyi: (╥╯╰╥)
I just felt relieved and let it all go, okay? Oh no, oh no, how am I supposed to face people now? They all know I can't cook.

So desperate that I had to eat my own hand.

When Tai Xiaoyi finally managed to mentally prepare herself and arrived at Jinping Lake, Li Leisi was squatting on a chair with a towel wrapped around her head and a bath towel on her body, eating with an air of nonchalance. Her whole body was shiny and moist, and she smelled of milk.

Tai Xiaoyi: "Hmm"

Li Leisi immediately lashed out at her with a powerful "Great Wilderness Imprisoning Heaven Finger": "Five cents! Hurry up! I told you Old Wang wasn't coming! He's already eaten!"

Li Cang put down the pot full of stewed meat and bones, walked over and tossed five golden melon seeds to Li Leisi, then turned and left without a word.

How much?
Not much!
Tai Xiaoyi opened her mouth, and suddenly understood what kind of bet these two were making. As the saying goes, when people are ashamed to the extreme, they become angry. Her eyes were like torches, trying to see something from Li Leisi.

Li Lei stretched her neck and sniffed: "Using so much perfume?"

In an instant, Tai Xiaoyi lost all her strength and whispered in despair, "Just to win five golden melon seeds from him? I'll give them to you!"

Li Leisi held up a hand: "He only has five left! So it's not about how many I want and how many you give, but how many he has!"

Tai Xiaoyi: ╰||╯

Are you two devils? What does this have to do with me? I'll make you eat all the salt in your life at your next meal. I'm tired, let's destroy you!

The female demon, having squeezed the last bit of value out of the magician, was mentally calculating the school uniform, grass skirt, wolf-hair mattress, and tiger-skin quilt, while saying aloud, "Eat quickly, eat quickly, Li's stew, quality and quantity guaranteed. This dog can be useful sometimes, it's even worth chewing on!"

Tai Xiaoyi couldn't eat: "You...don't you have any?"

"Oh! Little Deng is being picky!" Li Leisi glanced at Li Cang while eating, and said with a sneer, "Tsk, he doesn't like being disturbed, and it won't be finished in a few hours!"

"Tch!" Tai Xiaoyi couldn't stand such lewd words: "Even eating can't shut you up!"

"You insist on asking! Tch! She could still talk when she was 93! I even suspect that little wench can do ventriloquism!"

"?"

As everyone knows, the fewer words, the bigger the matter. Li Leisi's choice of words was no less than openly detonating a nuclear bomb, directly roasting the poor young lady until she was charred on the outside and tender on the inside. It took her a full ten seconds to realize what she had heard, but it was already too late.

"Eat!" Li Cang walked over carrying his eighth large pot: "Wild vegetables, dried mushrooms, and stewed pheasant—a clean and simple meal for you!"

Tai Xiaoyi: "I'm no longer innocent." "Huh?" Li Cang was puzzled for a moment, then looked at Li Leisi with disgust: "You woman, are you telling the young lady another ridiculous joke?"

Li Leisi replied nonchalantly, "I didn't!"

"Take your legs off!" Li Cang ignored everything else: "Who taught you to eat while standing on a chair! And you're wearing a bath towel! Can't you act a little more like a woman!"

Li Leisi ripped off her bath towel, revealing a pair of Li Cang beach shorts underneath: "Heh, I know what kind of shit you're going to take the moment you stick your ass out!"

Tai Xiaoyi almost spat out the soup in her mouth: "You, you, you!"

"You know what, you really have to admit, this thing is really cool!" Li Leisi tugged at her shorts: "Make me a couple of pairs sometime! Real silk!"

"+1!"

The three people sat around eight pots, eating with great enthusiasm.

However, in reality, it was only Li Cang who kept banging and pounding throughout. Li Leisi and Tai Xiaoyi's appetites were just so-so. These eight pots, which could stew sixteen big old Wangs, were not enough for him to cook. The energy density was simply not enough to fill this human-shaped black hole.

Li Cang spoke fluently, holding a large bowl in both hands without looking up, saying, "We're living a good life now, we can even have a fight after dinner!"

Li Leisi scoffed: "If I understand correctly, you mean, how exciting and thrilling is it to live a life of constant danger and risking your life!"

Li Cang thought for a moment: "This isn't exciting enough for you, is it?"

Li Leisi slammed a chopstick at him: "Get out!"

Li Cang took the chopsticks, slurped a mouthful, picked up some food, and continued eating: "What, you're already tired of immortality before you've even finished rolling the donkey roll? It's truly heartbreaking!"

"You disgust me!" Li Lei snatched back her chopsticks, slurped a bite, and picked up some food. "That's really awful. What do you mean by 'immortal'? For a girl, that should be called eternal youth!"

Li Cang glanced at him sideways: "Trying to freeload, huh?"

Tai Xiaoyi finally put down her chopsticks: "I'm full—"

"boom!"

An ancient ship, seemingly from the Middle Ages, carrying a dense spore mist and burning with blazing, molten flames, along with two half-headed fangs, shattered the cliff face of the floating island and became embedded in front of the group. Jinping Lake evaporated instantly, and the energy storm almost instantly enlarged the insect hive where the group was to more than three times its original size, connecting it with several other hives nearby.

"My ham! My cured meat! My pickled vegetables!"

"Oh, the lake!"

"Gan!"

Having survived so many battles, this nest, with its balcony and yard, truly resembling a home, had never been so thoroughly destroyed. Li Cang's heart ached, and his Triadic Power channels, which had just stabilized, instantly surged into chaos, his Threshold Personality erupting from the ground. However—

"Help me! Help me! Help me!"

"I am a friendly force!"

"Dance long cham free jump set, bro joke human do M3!"

Li Cang was stunned for a moment, then became furious: "Wang Defa? Which teacher taught you to use such secret codes?!"

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