The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Chapter 2683 Silence on the Sky Island
Even the chosen oxen and horses are given grass, and the nuclear-powered donkeys are given water. But if you follow a magician, you can only bring your own food and then get forcibly hit with some nonsensical buffs and debuffs by the great magic wand's Iaijutsu. Three sets of bath towels can't scrub off the thick layer of tally marks on your inner thighs.

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Old Wang's expression was one of utter helplessness, as if his mother had given up on living.

Instead of worrying about working year-round without a break and taking out loans, he's now only concerned about who can reimburse him for that bowl of spicy yak meat noodles that was innocently overturned by Da Xue Bao's car—a bowl of noodles with spicy strips, boiled sausage, tea eggs, canned beef, and greens. You know, that stuff was produced in 2001, a real treasure, absolutely top-quality, and every pack you eat is one less you have.

"Wait a minute... Holy crap!" Old Wang was utterly shocked. He scrambled to his feet to protect his backside: "So you can actually stand up? Then why are you pretending to be dead here?"

Li Cang was somewhat lost in thought: "Do you know about frequency band silence?"

"What's the matter?"

"I feel a sense of silence right now, as if I've been cut off from some kind of implicit connection with my surroundings. It's like having a stuffy nose from a cold, it's really uncomfortable."

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What are you mumbling about? Give me two hundred, and I'll cook two more dishes.

In short, Lao Wang doesn't want to hear Li Cang's barking at all right now. If he had the chance, he wouldn't even want to see this dog or his own sky island.

My liver hurts.

"I'm going down into the insect hive. Sigh, time to check our strategic reserves." Old Wang sighed. "Or, shall we pay our respects to Lord Gryphon again?"

Li Cang immediately chimed in, "Didn't they already put in a batch of insect-based substrate for the insect mother to compost? Their foundation is more stable than yours, right? Hmm, if a score is out of 100, you'd be in the 90s!"

Feeling refreshed like a gentle breeze, Old Wang felt as if the furrows in his cerebral cortex had been smoothed out in an instant, and he blurted out a string of mysterious code: "I@#￥%..."

Li Leisi Tom Cat in the VVVIP viewing area: "When Lao Wang was criticizing Li Cang just now, I think I even saw a rainbow, hahaha!"

Tai Xiaoyi said weakly, "I'm leaving, I'm leaving~"

Li Leisi casually put her arm around Tai Xiaoyi, lazily placing a heavy burden on the young lady's shoulders: "Sis, everyone's counting on you to live today. What menu do you have? Hurry up and bring it up."

"Bullets stewed with pig brains!" Tai Xiaoyi's eyes widened: "I'm a chef, not a sorcerer! Cooking is like giving you a buff? Can I conjure one up for you?"

However, when the gentle, melodious dialect of the Jiangnan water towns meets the thunderous, torrential style of the Northeast granary, the young lady might even seem a bit cute, failing to create any strategic deterrence whatsoever.

Li Lei continued, "We're having a low-fat meal today, the kind we eat before the main course, and then just a small fruit platter for afterward. Oh, and Miss, I'd like to eat the soft-shelled turtle skirt, how about adding a few alligator tails in a red sauce? And the spring vegetable jelly, and Miss—"

Tai Xiaoyi was dizzy from the noise: "Did you catch it from that wide-mouthed bottle?"

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The effect was immediate; Li Leisi's mouth snapped shut.

How can a self-proclaimed fairy who drinks morning dew and eats fallen petals sit at the same table as a dog or a rattlesnake, like those with wide mouths? Women should not touch each other. For her name to appear in the same person's mouth is an insult to my reputation. Absolutely not, absolutely not.

Li Cang leisurely rode by on his little Kun Kun, looking as carefree as an old lady returning from the market: "I'm going to find some frozen mushrooms in the woods. If we still have a forest, we'll fry some mushroom sauce and eat it with frozen cabbage!" "Tsk, who would have thought this thing just had a humiliating encounter with the Zerg?" Li Leisi didn't know why, but seeing this guy seamlessly switching between states without any psychological burden made her furious: "By the way, this guy's heart is bigger than my ass!"

Tai Xiaoyi leaned back slightly, glancing at her, her gaze shifting back and forth between Da Leizi's face and his enormous, round buttocks: "Hmm, they're almost as big as your face. You're so high and mighty, so could you finally move those two precious lumps off my shoulders?"

"Oh," Li Leisi immediately slumped down, her body hunched over, dragging her arms like a drooling Tauros: "Looks like it won't work, Miss. I'm too hungry to even have the strength."

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This thing is really fun, but unfortunately it belongs to someone else.

Insect nest.

Now, apart from the five and six dogs that use the Abyss Well and Doghouse, which are rooted in Licang Sky Island, as their breeding grounds, there isn't even a single dog that can do any decent chores on the Sky Island. Underneath the messy insect nest, there's only a group of worker bees working themselves to the bone. But at least the ecology of Jinping Lake area has been restored first.

After washing up, Li Lei found a wooden and stone sauna she liked and steamed herself until she was thoroughly clean, fragrant, and soft. Then, she lay down on an old-fashioned rocking chair like she had no bones. In short, it was really unlikely that a lazy person like her would help out in the kitchen.

While preparing the dishes, Tai Xiaoyi said, "If you're tired, go and rest. Don't get in my way!"

"I sleep soundly because of the smell of food," Li Leisi yawned, her hands wandering around, grabbing a melon here and a date there. "Could I have a jar of jam, young lady? And could you fry up a plate of mini bread rolls for me too?"

"How come I never noticed before that you have such sticky teeth?"

"Is it ovulation time?"

"You! Then go bother Li Cang!"

"What good is he right now, Miss? You know what? Right now, you're the one I'm after!"

Tai Xiaoyi really wanted to find a pot to stew this thing and feed it to those creatures outside, or stew those creatures outside and feed them to this thing: "Peel the garlic."

"what?"

"There was a bag of frog stomachs left over from when I ate stone frogs last time. It's not good to keep them frozen for too long at minus eighty degrees Celsius, so I'm just using them up."

"Miss, by the way, do you even consider whether to eat pig brains or intestines today when you're sniping someone?"

"No, not at all!" Tai Xiaoyi said calmly, "I'm just waiting for the right opportunity to rescue you all."

Li Leisi gave a thumbs up: "Miss, you're a mature teammate now!"

"What kind of teammates are they? They're worse than dogs!" Li Cang, who had been picking mushrooms, returned with some frozen cabbage he had just pulled from the snow. He then turned to his Northeastern boss persona: "Miss, it seems we're out of fresh scallions. I managed to find some wild scallions and wild garlic in a spot I hadn't missed. Would that be useful?"

Tai Xiaoyi said, "I still have some here. Do you want to use a large pot?"

“Emmm,” Li Cang slowly slid off Gou Kun, no longer as agile as before: “Then let’s stew a pot of it. I remember we have quite a few cow hooves and wild boar halves frozen in our warehouse?”