The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Chapter 2727 Coaxing into an Embryo
This group of people, whenever they go to an amusement park, no matter what attraction they're there for, they always end up going to the haunted house. And for Li Cang and Huo Wen, the haunted house is basically just a minor inconvenience, like the horror movie they had the other night.

Yes, it's said that the park added a new battle dungeon this year, where the NPCs are either more powerful or more durable.

Li Cang and Huo Wen each carried a large insulated bowl, filled with durable swallow-skin wontons. The aroma wafted everywhere they went, and as a result, a safety term for conducting silent, contactless work based on scent markers began to circulate in the private communication channels of some living NPCs. The granularity was very accurate.

"Hmm!" Li Cang tilted his head to avoid a ghost hanging upside down from the ceiling, its blood gushing out like a waterfall and roaring silently. He pointed at its face with the handle of a spoon: "This set design is indeed an improvement. They've even used stage three zombies. They're really going all out!"

Huo Wen, with a spoon in her mouth, squinted her big eyes happily into the shape of a cat: "So what's its main responsibility here, to cause bleeding?"

"If the water pipes are enough to supply two meals of mutated bloodline fragments every day, we can probably get 150 working hours a week." Li Cang pointed to the hidden self-sealing embedded long drain below for recycling blood: "Hopefully they haven't used this blood for anything strange. I guess there might be a blood river or blood sea ahead, so we should make the most of it. With a little heating, we can even create a living magma field."

The staff were drenched in sweat.

What do you mean by 150 working hours a week? Are you making blood tofu into lava fields? These days, the probability of a haunted house scaring someone to death is low, but not zero!
"What is that?" Huo Wen pulled something soft and squishy from the bloody tunnel filled with corpses. "How strange! Ugh!"

Huo Wen was indeed frightened.

This thing's flamboyant shape and colors are clearly out of place with the main painting style here, so without a doubt, this is equipment dropped by a previous tourist, an extra-large cup.

Li Cang frowned and knocked on the wall: "You should at least pay attention to hygiene. This is unacceptable."

"Yes, yes, it was our oversight!"

"Yes, put it away along with the bowl, that grandma with the wonton cart by the door."

Li Cang placed an empty thermos bowl and a few Destiny Coins on the ground, then strolled on. Huo Wen listened intently, then gestured to her chest and looked up at Li Cang: "Sister Lei Lei and the others must be very tired, right?"

“He said it was a weighted cross-country run,” Li Cang said seriously. “But it shouldn’t be as tiring as Old Wang’s. Others have two lumps, he has three, all one big thing. Yes, let me tell you, when he was over there, this guy fattened up a crocodile that had undergone five stages of mutation to the sixth level until it died. I’ll cut off a few more pounds of that fat for you, and you can take it to the Academy of Sciences or Monroe to try and get it analyzed again.”

Huo Wen was a little happy: "Oh, but the followers are limited by the wishing coins, which means it's hard to get a result."

Li Cang waved his hand dismissively: "It's alright, he won't die anytime soon anyway."

"Hmm, can muscle be harvested too?"

"It's a piece of cake."

"No, we need to avoid other disturbances as much as possible. We can't analyze your related events because they will consume all the culture medium and other reagents."

"Got it," Li Cang suddenly picked at his ear. "Wow, they can really shout."

"Uh-huh!"

front.

Two zombies, knocked over by a pair of snow boots, rolled in the ruins of the red brick wall. Li Leisi held Qin Zhenzhen in her arms like a princess, while Qin Zhenzhen held her older sister in her arms. Suo Zhihui and Qiao Jiaojiao huddled together. Song Qiang slid to her knees in a daze. Gu Mengxi and Zhao Xiaoshuang's faces were covered with tears. The three CIA members covered their ears. Li Qingyi, holding the three members, started singing High-C and stopped at D#6.

The pureblood NPC lay in the ruins, embracing his old partner, the half-blood NPC, their chests burning, and finally, tears of happiness streamed from their eyes.

This!
This is exactly the effect I wanted!

If I'm guilty, let the company punish me, not have me banged on the wall for a penny, delivering bowls and listening to those lewd words! I work my first job in an office building at night, then work non-stop during the day, and now I'm here doing my second job, and my resentment is worse than a ghost's—is this all for? Even Teacher Cang isn't good enough; does being good-looking get you any fodder? What I need is to vent! Vent, you understand?!

It was around 3 p.m. when the large group of people finally emerged from the haunted house. Rao Qifang had called three times before they finally boarded the giant Kun Kun and headed home, satisfied with their prizes from the go-kart downhill race and other games.

"I didn't go shopping. I was thinking of getting a few outfits made," Li Lei said lazily, resting her head on a turtle-shaped ski mat. "How about we go out again tonight? We can try all the desserts from the three major brands and then have some crayfish and spicy crab to tide us over."

Qiao Jiaojiao's face was still flushed: "A new wooden barrel original juice shop opened over on Hongqi Road, it's great!"

Are there any new brands of ice wine?

You'll have to ask Zhenzhen about that.

Li Cang didn't participate in the discussion; he was only responsible for execution. He had a large, plump silkworm pupa that was half a meter long in his hand, while Huo Wen had an even plumper silkworm pupa that was also half a meter long in her arms. They were alive, dark yellow, and their bottoms were wiggling, making them look very juicy.

That was a giant silkworm pupa, half a meter long!

Who can bear this?

Despite being surrounded by thousands of onlookers, the inaccuracy theorem, the boss's deep ambush, and multiple malicious debuffs, Li Cang managed to shoot two paintball guns back, completely satisfied. Glory to the Mage.

"It's delicious!" Huo Wen said earnestly, "Sister Pear has tried it!"

Duan Li shuddered, gesturing wildly, "I...I...I never ate that! I ate that...horseshoe crab, yes, and it was shelled and processed. I thought it was alright, who knew he would switch to this kind of thing today!"

Qin Zhenzhen wholeheartedly agreed: "He makes a fortune shooting balloons, then another fortune processing the ingredients, and he even refuses to bring his own drinks. Where is justice? He's taking advantage of everyone. He's a traitor. I'm going to have the city management investigate him. Who knows, he might be a spy from the Zerg!"

Li Lei clicked her tongue: "That works out to 189 coins per silkworm pupa. Goodness, even if you plated his entire stall with gold lettering, it wouldn't be worth that many coins. If these silkworm pupae aren't tasty, my suggestion is to just kill him and have them with your drinks later."

Li Cang: "I'm willing to accept the consequences of my bet."

"goose"

"What was that last time? A lobster the size of a washbasin, a crab the size of a bathtub?"

I always fall for their tricks, but this time it's different. What's with this "succubus with magician" thing? After a trip to the market, he might not even have any of those old ladies' underwear left.

Jin Yujing was startled when she opened the door with a smile. She slapped the wriggling cocoon's bottom and said irritably, "Why did you bring this thing back? Didn't you have enough fasting pills?"

"How adorable." Li Cang paused for a moment, then said, "Wait, wait a minute, Aunt Jin, what the hell did you just say?"

Jin Yujing rolled her eyes: "Goldfish Pharmaceuticals has been using this stuff as a cheap substitute for low-grade fasting pills and as a protein supplement for a long time. I saw it at the market, didn't I? I knew they would make extra money with defective products. What about the other vegetables?"

Li Cang's head was buzzing: "I'll make you my paradise."

Upon hearing this, Jin Yujing revealed a rare blush: "Oh, the amusement park? Oh, it's alright then. Don't worry, it's definitely genuine. Auntie doesn't cheat poor people. Apart from your Aunt Kong, anyone who can afford to go to the amusement park would never go to the vegetable market!"

The sky seemed to have fallen for the mage: "No, this thing, while not a proper mutated life form, has quite a strong vitality." "Isn't it vibrant? Life is like a summer flower, with only seven days of lifespan. After the first seven days here, there's another seven days there."

"6!"

"But it's actually quite delicious!" Jin Yujing tried her best to save face, and you could tell she was really trying: "Generally, factories that make low-grade fasting pills always include the belt."

"Okay, okay, okay, I understand."

Kong Jingqiao walked over and carried two silkworm pupae into the kitchen: "These things do taste pretty good, but the skin is a bit thick. However, the young people at my workplace always tell me about protein chunks and stuff, but they never eat these things!"

The protein block delivered the final, devastating blow to the magician, leaving him slumped listlessly on the sofa, as if his soul had been extinguished. What then were the thousands of shots I fired in front of thousands of people worth?
Imperial Mark?

Rao Qifang laughed so hard she almost fell over, then calmly handed Li Cang a glass of champagne. Li Cang glanced at his mother, said nothing, and downed the glass in one gulp, hoping to drown his sorrows in alcohol.

Old Wang spoke from a dark corner: "One hundred desperate measures, I'll keep this to myself."

"What the hell spoke!"

"You fell!"

"One, or I'll give you a wand!"

"make a deal!"

With a newspaper in one hand and tea in the other, and various dried fruits, fruits and snacks laid out in front of him, Master Wang exuded the air of someone who was old but vigorous. His entire demeanor had undergone a fundamental transformation, leaving Li Cang stunned. "Hey, who are you? How come your fat loss is more intense than fighting with insects?"
After a while, the young lady tiptoed out of the kitchen, placing a small plate of crystal pork hock, delicately sliced ​​with fancy knife work, and a small bowl of some kind of pudding—one with sea salt caramel crust—in front of Old Wang with a smile: "Have some, I'll go back to work now, there's more~"

A nod, like an old cadre: "Hmm~"

Li Cang hissed, "You bastard, so you used this desperate last stand on the river on the young lady?"

Old Wang smiled slightly: "You still have the nerve to ask? Are you even human? Wasn't it you, a mere junior, who sold the stuff to my young lady?"

"Cough!" Huo Wen and Qin Zhenzhen had already flanked him from both sides. Li Cang coughed lightly, unable to continue his rambling. After much agonizing thought, he could only call for a game of Ludo to try and turn the tables: "Come on, let's settle with coins, cash bets accepted, place your bets now!"

The results are encouraging.

In eighteen minutes, I lost 60,000.

Old Wang concluded, "The gambling industry is still too prejudiced. They should hold a special event for Ludo (a board game)." What do you think?

Sixty thousand.

I can wash my feet until they're raw, and you're using them to play Ludo.

Qiao Jiaojiao was also speechless, staring blankly at the 48,000 coin of fate in front of her sister: "He's always been like this... um... um?"

Li Leisi + Suo Zhihui: "Mmm!"

Old Wang, with a solemn expression, said: "Bro lost everything in the school dormitory. He had nowhere to stick a note on his face, so he put his underwear over his head and 'ha-ha' at the girls in the female dormitory for half the night!"

"I'll take you down with me!"

Whose underwear?

"his!"

"Oh, that's all, you can continue!"

"."

Go ahead and dig! Why aren't you digging anymore?
Fight!
It's true that Master Wang is a treasure trove; he always manages to unearth some joyful or sorrowful stories from him that even Li Leisi and Suo Zhihui are unaware of.
I, Pingfei, hereby declare that this is my absolute favorite thing to listen to!
really--

"Even when he was in college, he was once cornered in a small alley by the Golden Lion King!"

"You fucking?"

"Xisuo!"

"Water, please!" Old Wang straightened his collar, considered for a moment, and picked a cup of tea or beverage from the five or six cups in front of him. Then, after watching with satisfaction as that woman, Da Leizi, suppressed Li Cang with her buttocks, he began his speech: "It was a springtime, when all things were reviving and it was the mating season for animals. Yes, it was a golden-maned lion king whose aura was no less than that of me!"

Huo Wen looked on expectantly, and rarely spoke, asked, "What...is...the Golden Lion King?"

"The barber shop owner's favorite, a magical creature created with a full range of treatments including dyeing, perming, braiding, ironing, and extensions, with two big and three long hairs, incredibly spirited, called the Golden Lion King!" Old Wang raised his orchid finger while making a gesture of lewdness towards Korean culture: "Three weeks, a full three weeks, a bunch of spirited young ladies blocked your magician's path, leaving him nowhere to run or cry out to heaven or earth. For those three weeks, the entire city of Yanda echoed with the roar of electric scooters and will-o'-the-wisps, and there were three times more cigarette butts on the streets than usual. How spectacular!"

Li Cang snapped: "Are you fucking crazy?!"

"Are you fucking sick?!" Old Wang said in a mocking tone, "Teacher Cang said so, it's like a cornered dog jumping over the wall. Bro doesn't hit women, but when he shoved her, she fucking stuck her ass out, hahaha. Li Cang, why aren't you laughing? Are you just naturally averse to laughing?"

Not a single person laughed.

Song Qiang had some bad experiences in the past due to family reasons. She clenched her fist and said, "How come there are still people like this in college? Teacher Cang was seriously ill back then!"

Qin Zhenzhen exclaimed indignantly, "That's right!"

"What were you doing back then?" Li Leisi glanced at Suo Zhihui: "Why didn't I catch them? They're tough as nails if I didn't tie their femurs into a knot!"

Suo Zhihui was ready to devour Lao Wang whole: "You can watch the show as you please, but you didn't even bother to inform me?"

"Hey, no, what's wrong with me?" Old Wang wished he were the one enjoying this kind of treatment, whether it was the kind in front of him or the kind before. Even without a young lady, a young man is still possible: "Don't just throw all sorts of things at me! He's embarrassed himself, and I only heard about it from others a long time later!"

Even Rao Qifang and Jin Yujing turned their gazes over. Aunt Kong and the young lady in the kitchen were prying at the door frame, so Li Cang was completely desperate. He glanced at Gu Mengxi and Zhao Xiaoshuang and said, "If I remember correctly, the oldest one among them is about this size."

(End of this chapter)