The mother star secretly transformed itself from us
Chapter 2729 Washing Feet!
Chapter 2729 Washing Feet!
The skyline seemed to transcend the barriers of multiple subspaces, constantly disturbing the entire protective array, creating echoes as if someone had thrown themselves into a well. To the two good-for-nothings, these sounds were less satisfying than the trembling of an egg on charcoal about to explode.
Old Wang blew on the hot air emanating from the live bead: "These bugs, apart from having a bad temper, you know what, you really do have that endless energy thing you're talking about!"
Li Cang nodded and said, "I won't say anything else, but the whole group will call you sister. At worst, they'll carry you to a marriage alliance. Bombarding the Zerg civilization and achieving civilizational advancement will be just around the corner!"
"Ha, people call you the plague and the enemy horde. The emperor guards the country's gates and the monarch dies for the state. When I think of a way to bind you and Lu Chenshu together and send you flying into subspace, that would be truly powerful!"
"also!"
"What the heck?" Old Wang grinned. "Still no sign of auntie?"
Li Cang remained silent for a moment, then nodded: "No, with Tili's size, she probably won't escape this kind of thing for the first time. Maybe she can give us a surprise in the third-tier city. I'm looking forward to it!"
Old Wang was filled with respect and clapped his hands: "Ah, yes, yes, welcome, Auntie, to Zhengdong Road!"
Li Cang glanced at him: "Are you alright? Why don't you go back to the base and find your clone, Miss Pei, Host Isabella, Camille in her big red dress? And could you also pack up Gu Mengxi and Zhao Xiaoshuang and take them with you?"
"Why don't you mention that Old Lady Diao's granddaughter is waiting to take your measurements for a custom-made dress?" Old Wang gave him the middle finger and said in a high-pitched voice, "Geigei, your butt is so perky, Geigei, do you prefer to put it on the left or the right side?"
"Bang!"
The hammer, which had been held hostage by the great wand for deadlifting, was suddenly flung back by the enraged mage. The combined effects of [Echoes of the Dead - Weight of the Soul] and [Drag Blade], along with its mutated activation, made the thing incredibly heavy. Even Old Wang himself had to mentally prepare himself before daring to lift it. This sudden blow caused Old Wang to show both fear and vulnerability. The ground beneath him seemed to have been slapped by an invisible giant hand, sinking sharply and spewing out seven or eight deep cracks that spewed out fel fire infused with the intent of a blade. Almost the entire Hot Spring Mountain trembled three times.
Li Cang smiled slightly, his tone as relaxed as if he had seen his own dog sneaking onto the bed to sleep again, and then complained, "Mom! Mom? Old Wang tore down your hot spring landscaping!"
"You son of a bitch!" Old Wang said angrily, "I can't be bothered to argue with a dog. Anyway, you have to pick them up tonight, so let's go get a foot massage. After they've had their fun, we can come back together on the way!"
Li Cang decisively refused: "I'm not going!"
"I've never seen anyone live like this before, relying on mental exhaustion to survive. No wonder even the bugs despise you for being polluting!" Old Wang raised his middle finger again, his eyes darting around: "Well, Dad's off, and that brat Bian Xiu's back too. Hmm, let's also get Tao Hongben and Xiahou Haiwei—"
"Let's go! Wash our feet!"
To be fair, Bian Xiu's demeanor has changed since he returned from the third-tier city. He seems to have a refined and worldly air about him, and he even dares to bring his sister Ting along when Timi goes to get his feet washed.
"Seven VIPs! Take your cards! Let's go upstairs!"
With a loud entrance music, and VIP treatment everywhere he went, the concierges were all bowing and scraping. Li Cang felt a chill run down his spine, his feet barely touching the ground, as if a ghost was chasing him.
The card belonged to Lao Wang, and the money was paid by Meng Fanting. Sister Ting was dignified and generous. Bian Xiu, that kid, was either clinging to Meng Fanting or harassing Li Cang with Mattinis. Xiahou Haiwei looked around like he'd never seen anything like it before. So, in the end, the most composed were actually Tao Hongben and Lao Wang. Tao Hongben held one hand in front of him, as if carrying something, while the other was behind his back. His dark blue robe shimmered with fluorescent light, and a kind smile graced his benevolent face: "Though not as grand as Baiyujing, it's still a quiet and elegant place!"
Li Cang's eyes widened: "Where is the tranquility? Where is the elegance? May I ask?"
Tao Hongben remained silent, only offering a profound and enigmatic smile: "Li Cang, it's good to see you today. You're still as charming as ever, but your heart is in turmoil!"
Old Wang scoffed, "You old codger, you're no better! I'll have someone check your memberships at all those shopping malls! You probably spend more than me!"
"Brother! How's my inner buff level?" Under Meng Fanting's almost doting gaze, Bian Xiu became even more shameless, gesturing and shouting, "Sister will give you silver, right?"
Li Cang was much more at ease talking about this: "You can get this much milk with tens of millions of materials, young man, you have good taste!"
Meng Fanting's personality is somewhat like Jin Yujing's; he shares some of those traits. He likes to talk about careers and serious matters. Upon hearing this, he subconsciously asked, "Tens of millions of coins? What kind of buff is that?"
"Humans, and some kind of fate servants, mutated bloodline creatures and all that nonsense!" Bian Xiu rambled on, "Sister Ting, you don't know, I carved those oracle bone characters all over the inner walls of insect exoskeletons. They're top-grade spellcasting materials. They even produce extra smoke when they burn. Hey, our ancestors loved to eat this. You know that, right?"
"What... a person?" Meng Fanting suddenly realized something, his pupils dilating in shock: "A person?!"
"Oh my god, you scared me!"
"I'm sorry. I... I lost my composure."
Tao Hongben watched Bian Xiu and Meng Fanting's interaction with a smile, nodding repeatedly: "You two are in perfect harmony, with a deep and agile spirit. You are truly the lucky generals of my 3/7 base!"
"Old Deng! Stop spouting those sour words!" Old Wang interrupted the chanting: "Why don't you spare some time to check on the situation of the first and second-tier teams? We've benefited from Bian Xiu's success, but what about you, old man?"
Tao Hongben coughed violently.
Xiahou Haiwei pried the eyeballs off the thigh of the hostess who was leading the way and put them back in their sockets. He clicked his tongue and said, "Real people get things done. As for this kind of scum, you can only find him when you're chatting and relaxing without him swiping his card!"
To put it bluntly, Xiahou Haiwei is not only good at dealing with corpse-like life forms, but he is also no match for old mummies like Tao Hongben. At that time, the old man Tao stopped coughing, started with zero frames, and pulled out a tablet-like thing from somewhere to fight Xiahou Haiwei to the death.
"Disperse!"
"Change!"
Tao Hongben pointed his scepter, and a tiny spark of electricity, as if it had just burst from a lighter, instantly shattered the wisp of energy above Xiahou Haiwei's head. Xiahou Haiwei waved his yellow talisman, and a burst of blue flames erupted, burning Tao Hongben from head to toe into an old Qing Dynasty zombie. Thump, he didn't take a step before crashing headfirst into a flowerpot.
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