The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Chapter 2731 I've Become a Taoist Priest

Master Tao was a seasoned idealist, and these trivial gossips shouldn't have broken his defenses. But the thought that he only had two more years to live while these scheming fellows in front of him were all incredibly resilient and hardworking, and that his grave would be eternally watched by the damp, sinister gazes of Xiahou Haiwei, who would light cigarettes, offer wine, and Mattinis, who would set out offerings, with the occasional risk of his corpse being raised and dragged out for a stroll, all weighed down by the ghosts.
I can choose not to live, but I cannot choose to live in a chaotic way. I am not afraid of death, but I cannot choose to die in a social setting.

"Hmm," Li Cang suddenly asked, "Master Tao, do you have any leads on the matter of the second line being blown up?"

"What clues could I possibly have? You didn't blow up the second line," Tao Hongben coughed. Although everyone, regardless of their status, thought the same thing, theoretically, at least theoretically, the bombing of the second line couldn't really be attributed to the person in front of him. He didn't want to get involved in such a huge karmic debt; he might even lose his remaining lifespan if he said a word. "Anyway, I think it's a good thing. That old guy surnamed Bei's luck has been soaring these past few days; he can live a few more days!"

The words were spoken very cautiously.

But it's really just that the 3/7 base has a long lifespan and the third line has a long lifespan, that's all. Master Tao is like that, it's something that can only be understood but not explained. If you ask, it's a secret that can't be revealed. Master Wang seriously suspects that the one thing he lacks among the five deficiencies and three shortcomings is his cunning.

The group of people grinned, barely managing to hold back from swearing at Lao Tao on the spot. They then asked Meng Fanting in a string of gibberish, "Sister Ting, how was it? The foot bath was pretty good, wasn't it?"

"Mmm, it feels good, but I'm a little scared when they massage me later." Of the group, only Meng Fanting had just changed his clothes, and his hair, which had been tied up, had been let down. "Xiuxiu, do you guys usually do this like this?"

Bian Xiu chuckled: "No way, it's definitely different here. Nobody's cursing here!"

Meng Fanting pursed her lips, smiled, and pinched Bian Xiu's cheek: "Great job. If you sneak out again, you have to tell your sister, okay? I'll support whatever you do. You're destined for great things, how could I possibly hold you back? You agree, right? Besides, you don't want to get caught sneaking out and have your legs broken, do you?"

Bian Xiu felt she would never laugh again in her life: "Sister Ting, you..."

"Hehehe, I was just kidding, sister." Meng Fanting leaned his tall body against Bian Xiu, casually poking his face with his hair: "You guys are leaving again, aren't you?"

Bian Xiu shook her head: "It's hard to say, I have a bad feeling—"

"If it's hard to say, then don't say it!" Meng Fanting knew these kinds of people all too well. To put it mildly, they were people of their word; to put it more bluntly, they were people whose words became self-fulfilling prophecies. They weren't people who were fixated on a certain outcome. "Um, Xiuxiu, I've never asked you before, but is it possible to get married while doing what you're doing?"

"Marriage?" Bian Xiu was slightly surprised, but more so by the abstract concept. She said shyly, "Sister Ting, I'm still a minor!"

Old Wang: "Marriage? You two are getting married? Xiuer! No! What are you doing? Are you planning to sacrifice yourself to bring good luck to the other world?"

"You're getting married? Can I be the groom's father?" Martinis perked up, a slight blush appearing on his dark face. "I've never been to a traditional Chinese wedding before, it sounds like it would be amazing!"

The two elderly people were still confused after a long pause, when Li Cang casually corrected them, "Best man!"

Martinis nodded repeatedly: "Yes! My buddy!"

"What? Getting married already?" Bian Xiu grinned. "Marriage is definitely on the way, but I have to wait until I'm an adult. We need to follow the proper rules. Haiye, what do you mean?"

Xiahou Haiwei waved his hand: "This won't do for me. 'Calling oneself an 'orphan' and 'widow'... wait, what's that phrase again?"

Tao Hongben scoffed, "Someone like you knows rules? Bah! What was that cult you were in back then? How many innocent men and women did you swindle? The base's legal system of making amends for crimes is too lenient for someone like you!" Xiahou said indifferently, "Passing through a sea of ​​flowers without getting tangled in them, it's all about mutual consent and passionate love. I, this Daoist, have that ability, you know? It's better than some people who put on airs. Bah, why don't you take a piss and look at yourself in the mirror?"

With a splash, Tao Hongben jumped out of the foot bath tub and strode out with his Heavenly Gang Steps: "Come on, one of us is going to die today!"

"Heh~" Xiahou Haiwei leaned back in his recliner, his calm expression like he was watching a monkey show: "You're still playing the old man with his lifespan coming to an end with an ultimate imperial weapon, huh? With your lifespan, even if you cut off the head and tail, it might not be worth as much as my toes. The lice on my body are longer than you. You're just trying to scam people out of nothing. Save it, forget it!"

Bian Xiu suddenly grinned slyly: "Master Hai, Master Hai, I heard you're doing better now. Everyone in Base 3/7 is praising your name. What exactly does the Golden Light of Merit look like?"

Tao Hongben sheathed his sword and slowly typed a question mark: "Him? What do you mean?"

Xiahou Haiwei smugly pulled out a small yellow cloth bag, opened it, took out something and threw it in front of him: "Making merit is still too easy, I, the Daoist, have a way of making money!"

Approaching us was a white-haired, red-eyed, yellow-talisman-covered loli zombie, dressed in a phoenix robe and official attire, her skirt fluttering and a subtle fragrance wafting through the air—

"Holy crap! You, Daoist, accomplished what I couldn't even do?"

"Oh~"

"hiss!"

"What is this? What is this??" Tao Hongben rubbed his eyes, then rubbed them again, as if the sky had fallen. His lips trembled and his fingers shook: "What a disaster!"

Xiahou Haiwei scoffed, "What do you know! Three layers of fire refine three heavens, each layer of entanglement is a barrier! The corpse rises as a stiffening, the stiffening is shaped by mixing forms, externally using talismans, internally writing golden scriptures, this is the Merit Wooden Fish~"

Old Wang walked over and peeled off the yellow talisman from the little white hat.

The other person's eyes immediately lit up, and they jumped up and down, hands on their hips, white fur flying, eyes full of disdain: "Hmph! Master, you've sneaked into a place like this again! Pervert, pervert, pervert!"

Old Wang looked up in awe: "Uncle Hai, you understand zombies!"

Li Cang was greatly impressed: "May I ask what inspired you?"

Haiye waved his fingers around his ear a few times: "Prayer wheel! Reciting the mantra, every word is precious—"

"Stop talking!" Tao Hongben, whose heart and lungs had stopped, finally let out a dying cry, his voice hoarse and desperate: "Collect! Collect it! Hurry up!"

"Some people, they spout moral maxims but keep the truth bottled up inside, and that's what makes them dirty." Xiahou Haiwei said nonchalantly, but still put away the little white hair, since it was a personal item and inconvenient to show it off: "I'm telling you, as long as your heart is calm, you are pure. What could be better than... um... clear thoughts and a pure heart?"