The mother star secretly transformed itself from us
Chapter 2778 Ascension of Flesh and Blood
Chapter 2778 Ascension of Flesh and Blood
“They’re either the main character or the main course. Humans have been eaten as desserts for hundreds of millions of years, and now they’re all back.” Li Cang nodded to Campbell, waved his hand, and the mountain of corpses and the sea of dogs formed a battle formation, instantly clearing away the clouds and receding like the tide: “For now, we can only reluctantly play the role of an ordinary carbon-based life form with flaws all over its body.”
Li Leisi got goosebumps, not because of the overwhelming swarms of Zerg that flooded the sky island, but simply because she was disgusted by Li Cang: "You thing is practically incompatible with mutated bloodline life forms! You? And you're carbon-based?"
Li Cang flicked the sleeve of his ferocious dragon robe, stood there, glanced at her, and said disdainfully, "Everything in the universe has gravity, but you can't attract that 'the one.' Doesn't that count as reproductive isolation?"
"You motherfucker!" Li Leisi felt a small, sarcastic, and sneaky poke in her lungs. Unpleasant memories from the past flooded her mind. She rolled her eyes, weighing the ferocious dragon blade in her hand. Lilith's curvaceous and tall, almost demonic figure flickered in her vision. The scattered insects above, plowed up by the dog sea and its rebellious offspring, could no longer hold on. They crackled and fell to the ground, either snatched away by the tomb guardian beasts or falling onto the surface of the living flesh and blood, where they were completely devoured. "Ah, yes, yes, you're right, okay? Quarantine, quarantine, quarantine, I think we'll be there soon!"
Li Cang coughed, a rare serious expression creeping onto his face. He sat down next to Li Leisi, who thought he had something important to say, but what came out of his mouth was—
"Lei Za, what do you think is the purpose of life?"
"Nonsense! That's incoherent! Living is simply about living!"
He was in a bad mood.
Li Cang didn't care. He hooked his fingertips, and the black body of the burning wind flashed frequently. The giant magic wand was like a scythe of death. He was simply like a scientific butcher with the holy sword of physics in his left hand and Occam's razor in his right: "No, no, no, survival is not the goal. Sex is. Eating rice is just to let you live to the age where you can have sex."
"Ha!" Li Leisi rolled her eyes, her words coming out as forceful and powerful as Sun Erniang buying goods: "Are you a dog? I just gave you a proper invitation! Some people are alive, they've eaten, but they have no manners or social skills. And what's wrong with that? May I ask you?"
"No, no, no, no—"
"I knew you were going to spout that bullshit theory about the cost of immortality again. How many times have you done this? You're just trying to fool me."
Li Cang said, "The so-called class promotion from short-lived to long-lived species is actually very simple. It only requires one prerequisite: the cost of repairing is far less than the cost of replacing one. Then you can live forever."
Li Lei slowly typed a question mark: "What are you trying to say, you're not surnamed Li?"
Li Cang looked up at the swarming Zerg above the sky island: "I'm telling you, genes killed us. One theory is that genes, in order to achieve immortality, chose to prevent individuals from living forever. The essence of survival is the continuation of genetic information. For hundreds of millions of years, genes have needed individuals who have completed reproduction to die as quickly as possible to avoid squeezing out living space and occupying resources. Genetic code has long been piled up into a mountain of excrement, and it has also turned human life into a seemingly very sophisticated biological construct. Moreover, there seems to be no demand that forces genes to change this status quo. Limb regeneration, immortality, all sorts of nonsense, are all garbage in the eyes of genes. Living to the age where you can lay eggs is enough, there's no need for repairs. At least before the Great Cataclysm, that was the case. But now, it's really just that, not that complicated."
"If a bug causes another bug, then the program won't work."
"Genes don't work in sync with individuals; they themselves are an immortal race. Insects are a species that has been trained and pushed to its limits by genes, the best kind of memory! So—"
As the magician turned around, he saw Li Leisi glaring at him with a pair of murderous red eyes. Pointing at her mother, she said, "Poet? You fucking poet? You heartless wretch! You good-for-nothing! You spout more nonsense than anyone else! I was so blinded by greed that I thought you were going to talk about something serious, like having a baby! And you gave me a worm? Is that worm your father? You son of a bitch, go and be filial to that worm!"
Seeing this woman raise the ferocious dragon blade, the mage's face turned green, and he forgot all about the reasons: "No... hey... listen to me! Listen to me first! Holy crap!"
Li Leisi didn't listen at all and showed no mercy whatsoever. She nearly stabbed the guy in the heart and back with her fist: "You scoundrel! Die!"
"What did I steal??"
"Human! Heart!" "Could you at least put those two words together and say them, even if it's a bit of a chore?"
"Why should I call two things one? A thief is a thief, and you dare to argue? You'll be punished for both crimes. Stick your head out, and I'll give you a buff!"
"Holy crap. No way."
"Damn it, come here, Li Cang, I'm going to have a heart-to-heart talk with you. Today I'll teach you a lesson you won't forget!"
"@#¥%..."
After emerging from the underground sanctuary, the young lady, who had been hiding in stealth mode, had basically heard the whole thing. She secretly clenched her fist and the dog sneaked away: "Yeah, yeah, beat him up! That heartless bastard, that straight man of steel!"
Yes, Li Leisi had a great time.
Then, Li Cang, who had been ruined in every sense of the word, still had to get up and serve her tea and water. Looking at the woman's smug look, Li Cang was a little exasperated: "How about I light you a cigarette afterward?"
"Okay~" Li Lei rolled her eyes and reached out to help her change: "So what?"
Li Cang, of course, knew which "so" she was referring to. He sat on the bearskin rug, carrying his clothes, and lifted the tiger-skin blanket: "So, so, so we need a feng shui treasure land where immortal beings gather, so!"
"Clam??"
“ε=(ο`*)))”
Li Leisi seemed to glow with pride. She scrambled to her feet, knelt down, and sat up straight: "Master~"
"Come on, you!" Li Cang shook out his clothes. "Hurry up and get dressed, we have important business to attend to later!"
Li Leisi suddenly stood up, her ferocious dragon blade flashing in her hand, as if Lu Zhishen were alive: "Damn it, come on, you corpse weaver, I'm going to have a heart-to-heart talk with you, and those bugs, come on, I'm going to taste their saltiness!"
Li Cang:
6.
This guy doesn't even bother acting; he's too lazy to change his lines.
Li Leisi probably knew she had overacted, so she jumped up next to Li Cang, her aura instantly disappearing. Holding a cup in one hand and pursing her lips with the other, she said, "Hey, hehe, sir, please change your clothes, sir, please have some tea!"
"Damn it! I just poured you wine!!"
"Uh"
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