Chapter 740

In the village next to Yanchuan, where Master Wang grew up, there is an endless prairie, so wouldn't it be reasonable for him to call a wheat?
"You, you, you were a dumb goose when you were in school, and you didn't know anything except studying." Qiao Jiaojiao curled her lips, speechless: "The two guys in front of you are the most famous among all the talents in Yanchuan. Do you think those elementary school girls are all stupid, sweet, and only like bad boys?"

"But how do you know that!"

"I" blinked narrowly, "Song Qiang and I secretly went to the grove behind the school to spy on their reactionary behavior!"

"Okay, so the little girl who told the principal was you?"

Yanchuan is close to the Mongolian grasslands and borders the three provinces. There will be many students from pastoral areas and neighboring provinces. They are usually boarders. Local students do not need to live on campus, so they are not under unified management, and it will appear chaotic. Boarding students often live in the middle of the night. Running out of the dormitory to do all kinds of trouble, rebellious, the kind who feels sorry for himself if he doesn’t do anything, occasionally holds secret gatherings on the hillside and small woods behind, plays cards, barbecues, poker, drinks and karaoke, and is reported by the female dormitory N many times the school didn't even catch a single mouse.

Both Lao Wang and Li Cang have been there, but they are not regular customers. As a result, the third time, the dean led a group of idle physical education teachers to solve the case on the spot.
As a result, he was fined to clean public toilets for two weeks, which Pharaoh regarded as a lifelong shame.

"I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense!" Jiaojiao retorted loudly: "At that time, many girls went there, and some people bought binoculars. I just went there to listen to music!"

"You're obviously attracted to that Mongolian boy named Ba Helen who is good looking. When the boy wrestled and broke his wrists shirtless, someone's saliva flowed out!" Song Qiang exposed the little sister mercilessly: "You still steal I ate their grilled mutton skewers and garlic clove meat, but I ate too much garlic and almost got kicked out by other people in the dormitory, huh huh!"

"You little traitor! Isn't your mouth full of delicious food when you share the income from my labor?"

"What's the matter? Don't you mean stunned?" Old Wang curled his lips in disdain, "Ha, Jiao, your vision is really bad, that kid is so ugly, and I even let him wrestle with half of his hand. Good! See who is not good, you look at him?"

The Mongolian guy that Lao Wang talked about got this nickname because of his short head, wide deltoid muscles and squinting eyes. He looked very similar to a fish on the seashore, but he couldn't remember the exact name. long.

"Huh?" Jiaojiao was even more disdainful, "Anyway, he has eight-pack abs with mantis shoulders! You? When you wrestled with him, you looked like an upright landrace pig that provoked a prairie wolf. I'm going to have needle eyes!"

Pharaoh: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

"You wrestled with a Mongolian man with abs? You won?" Qin Zhenzhen felt unbelievable. She danced and exaggerated her figure, "I have a classmate whose father is a Mongolian wrestler. His figure is like this." , This and this! It feels like I'm like a chick when I stand next to him, he, he, they are all so strong!"

"Lengtou is well-known in the male circle for his good figure. He is about 1.8 meters tall, with a neat eight-pack of abdominal muscles. When the erector spinae and deltoid muscles are exerting strength, they are like a trident connected together, let alone girls. , we boys are still so envious that our eyes are red." Li Cang smiled and said: "As for wrestling, it seems that there is such a thing."

"Did you hear it? Teacher Cang remembers it all, and there are still fakes!"

"What can I say? I can only say that Thief Cao hadn't been exhausted by the wine at that time, and the foolish boy who slept on the cold kang relied on his firepower~" Li Cang continued, "And all the people around Lao Wang's village He is a Mongolian, he has wrestled since he was a child, and he still has Monte-style skills."

"Mr. Cang, when will you learn not to tear down my platform?"

"Dreams have everything!"

There was indeed everything in the dream. Half drunk and half awake, Li Cang had a series of weird serial dreams, falling asleep and waking up for a while, and the previous dreams could be continued like a slide show.
But after he was fully awake, all the things in the dream disappeared like smoke and dust.

"It hurts, it hurts."

Li Cang felt like he was split into two people from the head, and his hands, feet and feet couldn't quite match him. Looking around, he found that he was actually sleeping on the roof, wearing only a pair of wet beach pants .

Ah this
So what happened last night? ?

"Looking at the traces, I should have gotten out from here, oh, the balcony door is still open~"

pat.

After a backflip and giant loop, he turned around in the air for a week and a half and landed smoothly from the roof to the outer balcony, and then Li Cang was dumbfounded—holding the grass!Is this a show I can watch without paying?
The sunset glow and sunshine follow Li Cang's sight through the glass curtain door of the 270-degree wrap-around balcony, flicking the veil on the window lattice, coating everything in orange, and the room is in a mess, including bathrobes, bath towels, shoes, Clothes, trousers, skirts, and some small hooks and throws that some mysterious power does not allow to describe are thrown everywhere.
Li Cang swears that those things are definitely smaller and more exquisite than the mosaics on the screen. Fortunately, the most important mosaic is in the shape of a big thunder, which seems to be saved.

There were two delicate and pretty bodies lying on the bed, Suo Zhihui was covered under her head in a humble and milky posture, her palm-sized face was half exposed from the gap between Da Leizi's arms and waist, her small mouth Open breathing is at stake.

"I'm going to be killed by her, save, save me."

There is one thing to say, his whole body is shocked, already numb with shock, and has turned into an indescribable mix of flavors, suffocation, anger, and despair.
There are so many different things, and maybe there is a little weird excitement and excitement.

Ignoring Suo Zhihui's difficult and weak cry for help, Li Cang found his clothes among various messy small objects, put them on, and tiptoed towards the door: Leopard owes, excuse me, goodbye!

Not humble, very sensible.

After all, he has not been drinking heavily for many years, but his intuition has been connected with some kind of mysterious sixth sense to warn him frequently. Seeing is not necessarily believing. Everything that happened in this room is definitely not a big mistake. The problem.

"Heh~" A light and sneer instantly froze Li Cang's hand on the doorknob, and with the slight and long creaking sound of the door, the hope of survival seemed to be slowly closing as the door gradually opened, "Cang Mou People, don’t you want to sleep together, don’t you want to wear the stars and wear the moon, the roof is cool, why do you have to leave when you come here, elbow, come back to the house with me!”

"No, wait a minute, no matter what happened, I will guarantee with my spine, I will never know, really!"

Li Cang shrank like a little chicken, and panicked a lot.

He couldn't help but panic after hearing this!

what's going on?What do you mean?This kind of coquettish talk doesn't fit my personality at all, okay?

Could it be that someone gave us a second shot while my buddies were drinking too much?

exactly!
It must be so!

What does your Lu Xun matter have to do with Zhou Shuren and me!
Suo Zhihui seemed to have forgotten what she was like back then at her own home, she wrapped herself tightly in a small quilt, her big eyes rolled around, her brows and eyes crooked when she smiled, her innocence and weakness seemed to be under the quilt It is as white as a lotus at a glance.

As expected of you, my Miss Tea Bag!

Li Leisi immediately sat down on the bed with a sullen face and raised her eyebrows. She sat on a bed with the aura of a dragon chair, and it would not be surprising that she would be crowned the next second.

"Tch~" Facts once again prove that people can't hold back when they can't hold back. Da Leizi couldn't get serious in front of Li Cang, and waved his hand impatiently: "If you give you a chance, you won't take it seriously." Useful, die and go!"

Li Cang seemed to be pardoned, he didn't dare to ask, and ran wildly.

When he got to the living room, he heard Lao Wang's distasteful voice as if he saw a pile of shit: "You, surnamed Li, can drink in the future, and the boss with tens of C's on the horse is just tossing two taels of liquor to death!" Stomach bleeding, you are going to be famous in the base, do you know that Qiao Jiaojiao has such a big mouth and you don't have an account in your mind?"

Li Cang——

"?"

"??"

"???"

"Wait a minute, what are you talking about?!"

"I'm not deaf!" Old Wang picked out his ear, "I said you spit out colorful foam yesterday, green and red after spitting white foam, wow wow wow, this old man is really It's worth it, see you soon!"

"and then?"

"Then? Then you don't know what kind of a bird you are! Once you drink some wine, you jump up and go, you are not drunk, you are drunk, our mother and Da Leizi can't hold you down." Can you believe it, you're not as fierce as you usually are when you fire a big blood burst!"

"Is there any more"

"You almost sent Wu Yisong away with a slap in the face. This kid is really brave. He dares to help anyone who drinks too much, and he doesn't let go. Weigh yourself a few catties, and you don't have the strength you need The ant is big. Anyway, you have tossed about thirteen tricks, and everyone is drinking to the same extent, so what else can you do?"

"Those two in my room!"

"Two? When did Da Leizi and Lilith count as two? You really can't fix it for me." Lao Wang suddenly yelled like a cat with fur: "Hold the grass! I'm a fool! Damn it!" I don’t care about you, don’t you! Her, her, her! Return her, her, her?”

"What are you thinking, I, Timi, slept on the roof all night."

"I didn't. Wouldn't it be even more wrong if you stepped on the horse later!" Lao Wang looked solemn, "Little Lasuo is a dead-headed person who crashed into the south wall and never looked back. I advise you. emmm puff"

As he spoke, he forced himself to laugh: "I persuaded me with a hammer, and I finally realized that you are making a lot of money inside and out, what are you talking about with me here, Versailles this game?"

"I@#¥%"

Li Cang has no temper, talking nonsense with this kind of person is purely looking for trouble.

"Are you awake?" Rao Qifang came out yawning, "Little bastard, you are really capable of tossing around, causing me to ask the old woman to make you sober soup at three in the morning, and she will roll my eyes at me for days after you leave, Why is life so hard to be a mother!"

"Xiao Suo's girl is really good-natured. She took care of you two last night until the rooster crowed and you stopped. Did they wake up when you came down? Let's come down and have breakfast together."

Li Canghai breathed a sigh of relief, in various senses.

Suddenly he frowned, the sack of the ball, didn't these two girls play me? ?
"What time is breakfast, let's have dinner!" Li Leisi went downstairs and nestled on the sofa, "What are you eating, Mom, I'm starving to death!"

"Hello Auntie."

"Yeah, good morning, Xiao Suo." Rao Qifang responded to Suo Zhihui, turned her head to look at Li Leisi and began to dislike her: "Eat, eat, eat, you look tired and lazy when you get home, don't you know how to entertain guests?"

"Oh, I see~"

"You know what a fart, hurry up and wash your face and brush your teeth, you don't look like a decent girl, who is like you!"

"Oh~"

After eating, Li Cang and Li Leisi buried their heads in each other's teeth for the whole time.

"Li, are you crazy?"

"Huh? Can you guarantee that you didn't say those words? My old lady will play the recording for you!"

"Absolutely impossible!"

"Why do you think you're still alive?"

"Your joke makes me cold, so I'll be careful to play myself in!"

"Oh, duplicity, isn't that just what you want?"

"You are enough!"

"Oh, so do you want to quarrel or fight?"

"I@#¥%"

It's getting more and more outrageous!

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Rarely, XCMG finally succeeded in arresting Li Cang back to the Academy of Sciences once. At least the pan-human growth-promoting factor research team was as elated as it was after the new year.

Xu Gong was very displeased with Qin Zhenzhen, Li Cang's follower who followed wherever she went, but it didn't affect his enthusiasm for work that shared his ideas.

"The individual research value you send to the base is quite high. Every time your 'express delivery' arrives, there will be a dispute. It's true that you dare to open any package directly!"

"How's the progress of the booster?"

"Hey, I feel rather melancholy when I say this. Your suggestion is so reliable, but we always feel that something is missing during the experiment. It is clearly within reach, but it is stuck there. The most important thing is the matching. The workload is too great, it is necessary to disassemble a kind of alienated bloodline into individual gene fragments and manually match them, we are seriously short of manpower, I urged the base twice to pray for the completion of this step, what a pity!"

"Little coin boy won't be counting money by the number of times, right?"

"It would be great if it wasn't. Sometimes I really hope that the prayer interface is not so user-friendly. It seems to know what we think and charges according to the degree of importance." Xu Gong said with a self-deprecating, leading Li Cang to a laboratory door Front: "This time I want to show you this."

"This is?"

"Remember them, 24K original samples!"

24K, the product of the Academy of Sciences’ first experiment on promoting hormones with criminals, with a mortality rate of 300:2, named because it can only emit 24 kHz noise, retains a certain degree of wisdom, and is relatively peaceful compared to walking corpses calm.

"Phase 3?"

"Yes!" Xu Gong excitedly said: "Didn't the base open a hole on the servants of fate? The team thinks that they have reached the standard for standard distribution. Teacher Cang, are you interested in helping me inspect the goods?"

 Swallowed a few paragraphs, no effect. Should?

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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