Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1156 First Side

He walked to the wall and stopped, looking around.

Perhaps affected by the man's behavior, even though he was far away, Shaluo still couldn't help lowering his voice and said: "Fifth Princess, he probably doesn't want to do anything bad."

The fifth princess smiled lightly: "It looks like it."

"Poisoned?"

Shaluo said these three words like a joke, "But he doesn't know that Fifth Princess, your sacred body is invulnerable to all poisons."

The fifth princess shouldn't, but those blue eyes, with curvy and thick eyelashes rippling lightly, are like the twinkling of stars.

The man stood in the corner for a while, then sneaked around for a while, did not do anything, but looked around, then moved to another corner, which was blocked by a pomegranate tree.

At the beginning of spring at this moment, the pomegranate tree has just sprouted new buds, and you can still see it clearly under the thinned branches.

I saw that he seemed to have untied his belt, then lifted the hem of his robe, with his legs slightly spread, and then stood still.

Having never seen a pig run or eaten pork, the two women were stunned. They didn't expect to wait for a long time, but what they were waiting for was this scene.

The man stood motionless for forty or fifty breaths, which made Shaluo doubt her judgment again, and murmured: "Probably not, how can anyone pee for so long."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the man's shoulders shrugged and his waist trembled vigorously.

This shaking made the fifth princess blush and her heart beat, and she turned around, for fear of seeing a more dirty scene.

"Fifth princess, look! Look!"

"What are you looking at!" The fifth princess's soft and sweet voice revealed the shyness of several young daughters.

"No! Fifth princess, look!"

"Don't look! Look at it and get sores."

Shaluo said directly: "He filled up the urine, it's such a big pot."

The fifth princess uttered ah, turned around and looked, and she was really angry as what Shaluo said, "It's so vulgar!"

"Fifth Princess, you don't have to take what the magician said to heart. If this person is the one who is destined, you can just commit suicide."

The fifth princess was silent, this man was indeed the first man she met after dying.

At this time, the two women saw him mixing urine with sand and playing with the mud again. His behavior was unexpected, and they couldn't guess what he would do next.

Seeing the scene of this man playing with mud, the fifth princess also thought of her distant childhood, and a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth. When she realized that he was playing with urine, a strange expression appeared on her face.

What is the best thing to get rid of sheep's show, urine!This is one thing against one thing, more effective than any seasoning.

Xie Fu smeared the raw mutton with wet mud, wrapped it tightly, and then ignited it and sent it to the kiln for smoking.

As the mutton oozes oil, the sand and soil will stick together, which will have the effect of separating the meat and sand. Now it's just waiting.

The two girls in the attic were stunned when they saw this scene, and Shaluo said: "Fifth Princess, it turns out that he wants you to eat his urine for the purpose of teasing you."

The fifth princess really wanted to look in the mirror to see what she looked like. Although the cultures of different places are not the same, there is still a common understanding of shit and urine.

Shaluo snorted coldly: "This slave should be put to death!"

The fifth princess said indifferently: "He doesn't even know who I am."

It was only then that Shaluo remembered that, apart from Lord Qi, no one in the Palace of Qi knew the true identity of the fifth princess.

Time passed, and the good dishes finally came out of the kiln. Xie Fu peeled off the dry and cracked soil, and the smell of meat immediately came to his nostrils, "It's such a strong smell of urine."

After the feces and urine are mixed and neutralized, the gas floating in the air is no longer the original composition, and the urine is no longer urine.

Seeing that Xie Fu was drooling, he immediately brought it to Hongye to reward her.

It's just that it wasn't his property after all, and seeing that the old maid hadn't come back, she secretly hid a piece, intending to let Hong Ye try something new.

The fifth princess couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Fifth princess, you can still laugh, what should I do?"

"What do you mean?"

"The pissed mutton will be brought up later, should we eat it or not?"

The fifth princess said with a brow: "Shaluo, come here with your ears."

After some whispering, Leno smiled and said, "This method is wonderful."

The fifth princess smiled: "This is called self-eating!"

"Hmph, fix him first, and then put him to death!"

The fifth princess said indifferently: "It's better for us not to make any noise. One thing more is worse than one thing less. Don't you think that group of courtiers are not annoying enough?"

Xie Fu was waiting for the old maid to come back, but unexpectedly, a woman wearing a Hu skirt and gauze came in, walking elegantly, her exquisite figure exuded a mature apricot charm.

Looking at his appearance, his face was covered by a black veil, only revealing a pair of looking forward to his light blue eyes, and the veil was fluttering and flowing, making one feel that under the veil must be a charming smile.

Obviously she is an unparalleled beauty, and looking at her Hu skirt with complicated colors and exquisite materials, Xie Fu already knows that this is probably the lady that the old maid said.

As for the identity of this lady, it is probably Qin Chuzhen's privately kept singer.

Both brothers like this one. The beautiful orchid orchid is indeed a big dish that whets the appetite, but I don’t know if I will get tired if I eat too much.

"Why are you drooling at me!"

Xie Fu didn't expect the other party to say such nonsense when he opened his mouth. Am I drooling?

Stretching out his hand to touch the corner of his mouth, there was really water stains, probably because his mouth was dry from smoking by the kiln just now, so he specially used saliva to moisten his lips.

Xie Fu smiled slightly, and was about to speak, when the woman suddenly spit out: "You perverted dog, you still laugh! Don't think I don't know what you are thinking, you are smiling and drooling, anyone can see your desire."

This tone doesn't match Xing Sen's figure at all, and it's a mess as soon as he speaks.

Facing the woman's angry scolding, Xie Fu suddenly got emotional: "Yes! I'm drooling!"

Sha Luo froze for a moment, then pointed angrily: "You admitted it!"

"But I'm drooling, is it my fault? No, it's its fault!"

Sha Luo stared blankly at him and excitedly pointed at the plate of pissing mutton.

"It's its fault. It's too delicious. The moment I hold this plate of mutton, everything around me no longer exists. I only see it."

"When I smelled the fragrance that wafted out, my body and soul were tightly bound by it, and I was terrified. It was so unreal that I was able to hold this plate of heavenly delicacy as an ordinary person. "

"So... my heart... trembled slightly... I couldn't help but drool."

Such touching words made Leo feel that the man in front of him was confessing his true feelings to her, but it was a pity that his heart belonged to a plate of peeing mutton.

"So! Am I wrong!"

Xie Fu's frustrated voice made Gauze take three steps back, at this moment Xie Fu floated up, unwrapped Gauze's veil from his chin, revealing the bright red mouth, and put a piece of mutton in the On her mouth, she said with the most gentle voice in the world: "Madam, eat while it's hot."

Bang... bang... bang... Sara's heart skipped a beat, hitting her round chest heavily, and she opened her lips and mouth as if bewitched.

The moment the tip of the tooth pierced the soft mutton, a burst of sweetness rushed into the seven orifices, merged and exploded in the mind.

too delicious!There are so many delicious things in the world...

　Don't say that I am playing old routines. I originally prepared other plots, but I felt that they were too deliberate and blunt, not enough to show sudden randomness. Eating is just a natural interlude.

　　In addition, the secret hidden in the five princesses is also the reason that induced Xie Fu to be aggressive.

　　The identity of the fifth princess, I don't know if I can guess it or not.In order to meet the requirements of everyone's female characters, I also set a lot of restrictions on her.

　　As for the deeper identity of the fifth princess, I will not spoil it.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)