Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 137
The woman looked back at Xie Fu, and asked with a smile: "Do you really understand?" After withdrawing her gaze, she said:
"Last time, a man said that he understood, but he touched something he shouldn't have touched, and in the end his hands were discounted. I'd better explain it to you, so that you don't suffer from unreasonable disasters. This first, from entering From that moment on in the women's yard, your eyes can only stare at your own toes, the appearance of women is not for you to see, this second, your ears will be pricked up for me..."

Xie Fu interrupted: "Girl, I just came from Mrs. Lanning."

The woman smiled "heh", "Then I don't need to talk nonsense."

When he arrived at the gate of a courtyard, Xie Fu heard Yingying Yanyan's voice coming from inside. Generally, the women in brothels live together in one courtyard, and only the oiran has the exclusive treatment of one courtyard.

Xie Fu just followed into the courtyard, suddenly "Ah!", squatting on the ground, the woman turned her head and asked, "What's wrong?"

Xie Fu replied: "The leg seems to be twisted."

The woman frowned and said, "Why didn't you fall earlier, why didn't you fall later, why did you fall at this time, forget it, you go back first."

Xie Fu turned his legs and walked out from the back door to Yingyuan, and immediately resumed his normal pace. He just knew the rules, so he didn't want to enter that courtyard.

Walking around to the main street, I glanced at the main entrance of Huiyingyuan to see if there was any big movement.

It was hard to live, but I ran into an acquaintance walking out of the door.

Holding a wine bag in his hand, with no bun and disheveled hair, it was Yi Hang.

Yi Hang also saw Xie Fu, as if seeing a treasure, he walked quickly, "Brother Xie, brother Xie, I finally met you. You haven't come for a long time, so I can only look for entertainment in the brothel."

Xie Fu cupped his hands: "Brother Yi, please stay safe."

Yi Hang suddenly saw Xie Fu's big black eyes, his rough clothes, and his bare feet. He was surprised and said, "If it comes to madness, I consider myself second. Dare to recognize the number one, compared to brother Xie, it is still slightly inferior."

Xie Fu laughed loudly, "Brother Yi is laughing because he is so gentle."

Yi Hang waved his hand: "Hey, don't laugh, don't laugh." As he spoke, he suddenly sniffed at Xie Fu, "Brother Xie, can you tell me what you are playing with women, three phoenixes and dragons?"

Xie Fu was surprised.

Yi Hang smiled slightly, "Brother Xie, don't hide it from me. Even if you can hide it from your brother's eyes, you can't hide it from your brother's nose."

Xie Fu was very curious, "How do you know that it is the Three Winds Playing the Dragon?"

"The lingering fragrance on your body, which is delicate but not greasy, is top grade. Most people can't afford it. Naturally, it's the fragrance of a lady or a famous actress in a brothel. The fragrance of this woman can only stick to the skin..."

Yi Hang closed his eyes and took a deep sniff, and said: "Brother Xie and I are three feet away, and I can still smell it. The skin is probably very tight. I guess Brother Xie just came back from some incense couch. "

Xie Fu smiled, which was the default.

"This is one of the flavors. Although the other two flavors are a little more common, they smell a bit more like the scent of the lady's sweat. I'm afraid the process was so intense that even beads of sweat splashed on Brother Xie."

Yi Hang said in thought, and then said after a while: "It's just how the black eyes came about, whether it's soft play or hard play, rivalry or jealousy, but I can't guess."

Xie Fu smiled and said: "Brother Yi's judgment is correct, but the actual situation is not what you think."

"Oh, I would like to hear about it."

"It's not suitable to stay here for a long time, let's leave first, find a place to sit down and talk to Brother Yi in detail."

The two walked a few steps, and Yi Hang suddenly shouted: "Wait!" He took off his shoes and threw them away.

Seeing this, Xie Fu asked curiously: "Brother Yi, why is this?"

"Brother Xie came to meet you with bare feet, and you are clearly a friend. How can Yi Hang ignore you, and naturally he will respect you with bare feet."

Xie Fu laughed loudly: "Then I will accept Brother Yi's affection."

The two walked barefoot to Yihang Painting Boat.

As soon as he entered the cabin, Yi Hang immediately prepared fine wine,
As the host, Yi Hang immediately proposed: "Brother Xie, let's drink three cups first, how about toasting our barefoot friendship?"

Xie Fulang said: "What a barefoot friend, let's drink!"

The two drank three cups together to quench their thirst first.

Yi Hang said with a smile: "Since you and I are barefoot friends, there is nothing not to say, and I would like to ask Brother Xie to tell us about the beauty, so that brothers can learn from it."

Xie Fu smiled, "It seems that Brother Yi is trying to trick me into saying something crazy."

Yi Hang laughed and said, "I like to see Brother Xie in a crazy state."

"Okay, then I will clearly tell Brother Yi about today's embarrassment."

Yi Hang's interest immediately came, "All ears."

So Xie Fu told the whole process of how he originally went to teach music and then turned into hiding and escaping.

After hearing this, Yi Hang shouted "excellent", "I have visited brothels all my life, but I have never been in such an excellent situation. Compared with what happened to Brother Xie today, those romantic affairs I am proud of are really nothing to mention, and I did not intend to do it I don’t know how much more interesting it is than doing it deliberately, Brother Xie, you taught me another lesson today, and I’ll toast you again.”

After drinking for three rounds, Xie Fu was drunk and appeared in a state of madness, "Brother Yi, this woman, I can think of something, there is no right or wrong, so don't reason with them, there are only good and bad."

"Yes, yes, don't reason with them. I am deeply touched by this. The more you talk about it, the more she will blame you. But there are only good and bad, so what to say."

"If she likes you, everything is good, if she hates you, everything is bad." Xie Fu laughed loudly.

"That's right. If she likes you, you're flirtatious. If she doesn't like you, you're nasty. If she likes you, you're a treasure. If she doesn't like you, you're a piece of shit..."

Yi Hang said and grabbed Xie Fu's hand, "Brother Xie, I like a woman, you have to teach me."

Xie Fu said: "Brother Yi, I just heard about your love affair, one is not enough."

Yi Hang waved his hand, "Hey...those are not true feelings, but just a man's romantic nature."

Yi Hang looked a little drunk, which shouldn't be according to his drinking capacity, probably because everyone is drunk if he is not drunk.

"True love! I want to hear it, so tell me."

"She...she...she..." Yi Hang mentioned her three times in a row, but said, "I can't tell."

"I can't tell, so let me ask, is she a lady from everyone or a brothel master?"

"Every lady is a lady? That's right, but she's not an ordinary lady."

Xie Fu asked again: "Then is she beautiful?"

"The most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life."

Xie Fu said: "That is the beauty in the world, so is her attitude towards Brother Yi cold or hot?"

"neither cold nor hot."

Xie Fu was slightly drunk and said, "I think, since she is a stunning beauty in the world, there must be many suitors. Does this make you feel pressure, Brother Yi?"

"Suitor, I have never seen anyone dare to pursue her, maybe like me, I secretly like her."

Xie Fu asked, "Why?"

　Yi Hang is a relatively important character.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)