Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1784 Clever Plot
Lu Yehua didn't explain, but thought to himself, don't you know why you can't do it?

Xie Fu said again: "Maybe you think I'm not handsome enough."

When Lu Yehua heard this, his appearance appeared in his mind and he couldn't help but smile. Being handsome was one thing, but the main thing was that he was likable and made people happy just by thinking of him. He was like a panacea to relieve boredom and sorrow.

He deliberately said, "His appearance is acceptable, but his face is inexplicably disgusting. When I see him, I want to slap him in the face or punch him to feel satisfied."

Xie Fu was surprised: "Is this true? Am I really that annoying?"

Lu Yehua gritted his teeth and said, "Yes! Especially when you look so sullen."

Xie Fuha smiled: "You know this too, did you see me when I was peeking at your butt?"

Lu Yehua's face flushed with anger, and he stood up: "If you don't know it, why don't you urinate on the ground and lie down and watch."

This was the most humiliating sentence. Lu Yehua blurted it out, and it seemed that he was really angry.

Xie Fu let out an unexpected cry. The strange tone of the sound made Lu Yehua think of his deflated look, and he covered his mouth and laughed secretly.

It became quiet outside. Lu Yehua thought to himself, maybe he was hit hard? It was not right for him to be so thick-skinned.

At this time, there was a sound of water splashing, like the sound of rocks colliding with each other in a stream. Lu Yehua asked without thinking, "Is it raining?"

"No."

"What is that sound?"

"I am peeing."

Lu Yehua screamed: "You, you are shameless!"

"It wasn't the Jurchens who asked me to urinate on the ground, so I lay face down and watched."

Lu Yehua didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He often did unexpected things, so he got used to it. He said sarcastically, "It's freezing cold, be careful not to freeze."

As soon as I said this, I felt annoyed at myself for saying such a thing to him.

In fact, she is naturally lively and likes to tease others, and this is just a natural expression.

Xie Fu immediately caught up with the topic and asked, "Where did you freeze?"

As soon as she thought about it, Lu Yehua blushed. To be honest, she had never seen him in real life. It was just an illusion in that dark space. She didn't know what he looked like, or whether he was as handsome as him.

His heart was shaken and he became a little irritated. He said unhappily, "Whoever is freezing now will get frozen?"

"Thank you for your concern, Jurchen. But like any good sword, it must be tempered through thousands of times and endure the cold and frost before it can be indestructible."

Lu Yehua naturally heard that he was hinting at something, and cursed in his heart, "This little thief actually came to seduce me." He sneered, "Who cares about you? It would be better if you were frozen to death. It would be better if you were turned into a... a living eunuch." As he said that, he actually giggled.

Hearing her laughter as sweet as a silver bell, Xie Fu couldn't help but feel relaxed and happy. Love between two people is not meant to be sad. The relationship between him and Lu Yehua is full of bitterness and sorrow, and he can't even remember any happy times.

It should have been like this a long time ago. I'll tease her for a while and make her happier. Then she shuddered and exclaimed.

Lu Yehua was concerned and asked, "What's wrong?"

"It was so cold, I was really frozen and couldn't feel anything."

At this time, Lu Yehua's heart felt as if immersed in honey wine, so sweet that he felt dizzy. He didn't even think that it was unreasonable. He opened the door and strode out.

Xie Fu felt warm at her concern. Just as he was thinking about how to deal with the situation, Lu Yehua had already come to his side and looked down. She just covered her eyes and turned away when she saw something flashing before her eyes, just like a shy young lady who didn't know the world.

Xie Fu was surprised. This shouldn't happen. You're already so old, why are you still so shy? He looked at her and saw that her back was shy and embarrassed. He asked tentatively, "Did you see it clearly?"

Lu Yehua blurted out: "I didn't see anything clearly!"

"Then turn around and take a closer look."

Lu Yehua just moved his body slightly, and secretly told himself in his heart that it was just a look, what was there to be afraid of, but he just couldn't turn around.

Xie Fu urged: "Hurry up, they are all frozen stiff."

Lu Yehua suddenly woke up and said, "You're freezing, why don't you warm yourself up quickly? This little thief is obviously teasing me like a three-year-old child. Humph, I care about you so much, and you dare to tease me."

With fake concern on his lips, he said, "I'm frozen. What should I do?"

Xie Fu's heart was moved when he heard this, and he said, "It would be great to have a pair of warm hands to help warm me up right now."

Lu Yehua bit his lip. He really thought I was a fool. He turned around suddenly, raised his hands and asked with a smile: "Do you think my hands are good?"

Unexpectedly, it went so smoothly. Xie Fu was stunned for a moment and nodded.

In fact, love between men and women is nothing more than me knowing that you are pretending to be reserved and you knowing that I have bad intentions, so we both give each other a way out to avoid being too embarrassed.

Lu Yehua suddenly slapped him on the face: "It's warm enough, right?"

Xie Fu covered his face and said, "What are you doing?"

Lu Yehua sneered: "Didn't you ask me to warm you up?" Then he slapped you again: "Look, it's red, it's warmed up now."

Xie Fu argued: "Not here, not here."

"Where is that? Here?" Lu Yehua changed the body part and started hitting him on the chest, back, hands and shoulders.

Xie Fu steadied himself, stood up straight, and pointed downwards: "It's here!"

Suddenly, it was like a hammer hitting Lu Yehua's eyes. Lu Yehua screamed, and the flutter of his Taoist robe swayed, and he swept his leg and knocked Xie Fu away.

Then he turned around and fled back into the house, leaning against the door with his back, his heart pounding wildly. At this time, he heard Xie Fu's painful howls outside.

This time Lu Yehua would not be fooled, and said sarcastically: "The louder you scream in pain, the happier I feel."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xie Fu stopped screaming in pain. Lu Yehua felt proud in his heart, thinking that he had no more tricks.

"It's too cold outside, let me go inside and warm up."

Xie Fu's voice suddenly came from the door, which scared Lu Yehua: "If you dare to come in, I will die in front of you."

"She is a heartless woman who didn't help others in need."

Lu Yehua sneered: "You are so lucky that even if I soak you in ice water for three days and three nights, you won't die!"

Xie Fu snorted coldly: "If I die, you will cry to death."

Lu Yehua was about to respond when he suddenly caught a glimpse of himself in the bronze mirror, and his passionate emotions suddenly cooled.

Xie Fu waited for a long time, and when he saw that Lu Yehua did not respond, he shouted outside: "Tongran Jurchen."

Lu Yehua said coldly: "I'm asleep, you can do whatever you want."

Xie Fu said excitedly: "How about we go together?"

Lu Yehua did not respond. Listening to the light footsteps, it seemed that he went back to bed to rest.

Xie Fu was puzzled. She was fine just now. What happened? Oh, women are really unpredictable.

He sat down under the eaves, snowflakes falling on him from time to time, but Xie Fu felt warm in his heart. It had been a long time since he had felt this happy. He fell asleep peacefully after a while...

Before she knew it, daybreak had come. Lu Yehua had not slept all night, so how could she sleep? She shouted outside the house, "Hey..." Normally, he would immediately start talking to her in a babble. Lu Yehua shouted several times in a row, but there was no response from outside.

Could it be that he was frozen to death? Lu Yehua immediately got out of bed, opened the door and walked out of the room. Suddenly he saw him lying on the ground motionless. He couldn't help but feel a dull pain in his heart.

When I found out that he was sleeping soundly and even snoring, I got really angry. I didn't sleep all night in the house, but you were sleeping like a dead pig outside.

His hand suddenly rose up, but then stopped. He stared blankly at the face covered with snowflakes. When his hand fell, he gently brushed away the snowflakes on his eyebrows.

It's so hateful and cute, funny and heartbreaking.

Lu Yehua soon felt the cold, which was in stark contrast to the warmth in the house. After hesitating for a moment, he picked him up and went back into the house.

But I felt indignant in my heart. You are so lucky. I have never been so good to my own daughter. I really want to throw you into the water and freeze you to death.

Although he thought so in his heart, he walked directly to his bed, laid Xie Fu gently flat, and covered him with a quilt.

Xie Fu was so happy that his heart was filled with joy. He indeed fell asleep peacefully last night, but he woke up when Lu Yehua opened the door and walked out.

So he just continued to pretend to sleep, wanting to see how Lu Yehua would treat him. He thought that Lu Yehua would kick him or slap him to wake him up, but he didn't expect that Lu Yehua would just carry him back to the house.

It seems that you still have to use strategies to deal with women, and to retreat in order to advance. Forcing them into a corner is not a good thing.

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In the past, he was a stubborn person who would not leave any room for women to show their affection. Even if they wanted to be nice to him, they would never have the chance.

Lu Yehua touched his hand and felt it was a little cold, so he covered it with both hands.

Xie Fu's covered hands felt like they were wrapped in a piece of thin paper, which was a bit frightening. Of course, he had touched Lu Yehua's hands before, which were a pair of beautiful hands, soft and smooth. But now her hands had become brittle and frightening.

In fact, Lu Yehua's hands were not much warmer than his. At this moment, Xie Fu wanted to put her hands on his belly.

Lu Yehua probably felt that her hands were not warm enough, so she leaned over slightly and put Xie Fu's palm against her face.

Xie Fu felt the roughness and felt a pang of heartache. My Xiaoye, how much suffering you have endured...

Lu Yehua leaned down, this time getting closer to Xie Fu's face. He could not help but stare at him infatuatedly, and keenly caught the sound of his slight exhalation, which made his heart beat fast.

He blinked a few times, and his lips sneaked closer, kissing Xie Fu lightly on the face.

The sleeping Xie Fu seemed to be disturbed, and Lu Yehua was so scared that he quickly shrank back, but found that Xie Fu just moved his mouth. He patted his chest with lingering fear.

Seeing him pursing his lips like a child, I couldn't help but smile. This guy is obviously ugly, but the strange thing is that he doesn't look disgusting at all. Instead, he looks a little... cute.

She didn't know why she would use the word cute to describe a man. Maybe it warmed her heart.

Xie Fu was making fake moves and cursing in his heart, "Stupid Ye Hua, kiss me, kiss my mouth."

Lu Yehua was really a little tempted by Xie Fu. She felt her lips were a little dry, as if she saw delicious food. She pursed her lips and moved them, gently placing her fingers on the edge of her mouth. The roughness of the edges made her immediately give up the idea. Her inferiority complex would scare him.

When Xie Fu's plan failed, he came up with another one and pretended to talk in his sleep: "Xiao Ye, Xiao Ye..."

Lu Yehua's heart was moved. He was the only man in the world who could call her so intimately and lovingly.

"Xiaoye, don't leave me..."

Lu Yehua's heart softened and he grabbed his hand, thinking to himself, I'm trying to survive in this world, what else do you want from me?

Xie Fu pursed his lips and said, "Xiao Ye, give me a kiss...on the mouth."

Lu Yehua blushed and cursed in her heart, then she lightly touched his lips with her fingertips as a token of her affection.

Xie Fu made a "Puh" sound and spat out her finger, looking disgusted even in his dream.

Lu Yehua's eyes turned cold. Whether he loved her or not, this was the only way.

"Xiaoye, Noko, give me a kiss."

Lu Yehua's eyes turned cold, his face tensed, his mind full of dirty thoughts, "You want a kiss, right? Here you go."

The finger suddenly entered Xie Fu's mouth.

This was quite rude. Xie Fu pretended to wake up in shock, and when he saw Lu Yehua leaning on him, he opened his arms and hugged her.

Lu Yehua was startled. It was too late for him to escape. He struggled and said, "Let me go."

Xie Fu chuckled: "It's delivered to my door, so why not accept it?"

Lu Yehua glared at him angrily: "Don't let go, do you want to die?"

"You're a Tongran Jurchen, so stop pretending." Xie Fu leaned closer with a wry smile.

Lu Yehua used his palm to push Xie Fu's face away: "Who is pretending with you!"

Seeing that he was trying to get closer, she simply twisted his cheek hard, and Xie Fu cried out in pain.

Lu Yehua smiled proudly: "How is it? Is it refreshing? I have plenty of ways to deal with a little thief like you."

Xie Fu yelled, "Stop twisting it, you're almost tearing my mouth off."

Lu Yehua's lips curled slightly, his eyebrows slightly raised, and a mischievous smile appeared at the corners of his lips: "Are you still honest?"

"Honestly... no way!" Xie Fu suddenly attacked her chest.

In Lu Yehua's impression, Xie Fu was a good boy and a good man who could be trusted. He never thought that he was such a scoundrel.

Besides, men wouldn’t even dare to take a peek, let alone actually molest her.

He was caught red-handed without any precautions. He cried out "Ah", as if a needle pierced his veins, and his whole body went limp. The hand that was pinching Xie Fu's face loosened.

Xie Fu took the opportunity to turn over and pressed her under him. Lu Yehua came to her senses and struggled to slap Xie Fu: "You little thief, if you dare to touch me, I will not forgive you!"

Xie Fu was not afraid of death, so how could he be afraid of such a light threat? Seeing her slapping her hands on his face, it was as if he saw her panicked girlish heart. As for her face, it was really not ugly at all in his eyes.

What's ugly about it? The beauty or ugliness of appearance is just skin deep. This is really superficial.

Only a discerning person can see deeper things, just like the emotions revealed in her eyes at this moment, which are enough for Xie Fu to interpret and appreciate.

Xie Fu kissed her on the lips. Lu Yehua's eyes widened and she felt dizzy. Then her mind turned into soft clouds. She stopped flapping her hands and then slowly dropped down.

whimper--

She looked forward to this kind of drunkenness almost every day, where the souls were connected and they were drunk without any resistance...

Good rain knows when to fall, and it comes in spring. It sneaks into the night with the wind, moistening everything silently.

The light rain on the sky street is as moist as crisp, the color of grass looks far away but not up close.The most beautiful thing about spring is that it is better than smoke and willows all over the imperial capital.

"Guanzhu!"

A female Taoist pushed the door open and rushed in. When she saw the scene, she was so frightened that she retreated without even closing the door.

The two were awakened by the noise. Lu Yehua realized that he had been sitting on top of Xie Fu without knowing when, with his face almost touching him. Feeling ashamed and angry, he punched Xie Fu and said, "You killed me. How can I face people in the future?"

Xie Fu said indifferently: "If you feel guilty, that's your business. Anyway, I am aboveboard."

"Master!" the female Taoist outside the door called out, her voice filled with anxiety.