Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1837 It Happens to You

Lu Yehua smiled: "I'm just reminding you, don't come and blame me for destroying your sibling relationship when you can't handle it."

In Lu Yehua's opinion, for a woman, it is unacceptable for such a thing to happen, but if there is love and affection between the two, then it is a different matter.

Xie Fu said unhappily, "Go, go, go get some hot water."

Xie Fu drove Lu Yehua out of the room, closed the door, and gently returned to the bed. He just looked at Su Qianqian, who looked ashen and silently shed tears.

For a long time, Su Qianqian didn't even look at him, which made Xie Fu more certain that Su Qianqian resented him because of this incident. He gritted his teeth and called out softly, "Sister Qianqian."

Hearing the three words "Sister Qianqian", Su Qianqian suddenly came back to her senses, glanced at Xie Fu, and saw something that was not what she expected. The tears that had just stopped flowed again.

Xie Fu was extremely flustered and sat down beside the bed: "Sister Qianqian, don't be angry with me, it's all my fault."

Su Qianqian said weakly: "Good brother, I want to die, I don't want to live anymore."

After hearing this, Xie Fu said nervously: "Sister Qianqian, you can scold me, hit me, as long as you are not angry, I can do anything."

Su Qianqian smiled sadly and shook her head at Xie Fu. Xie Fu felt that she had resentment in her heart but could not blame him. He grabbed her hand and hit her face hard: "Sister Qianqian, hit me. I didn't mean to offend you. I just wanted to save you. Xiaoxin really couldn't bear to see you die. There was no other way!"

While fighting, he suddenly saw blood on Su Qianqian's arm. He was shocked and wondered where the blood came from. He lifted the quilt and saw a pool of blood on the sheet. There was also a clear bloodstain on Su Qianqian's legs. He was shocked and stunned for a moment. Could it be that Sister Qianqian was still a virgin?

How is it possible! Sister Qianqian is already a married woman, how could she still be a virgin?

I took away her pure body, and at this moment, Xie Fu wanted to die.

Su Qianqian's voice came: "My dear brother, I am heartbroken. I am sad and in pain every moment. I beg you for something."

Xie Fu said softly: "Sister, you say."

Su Qianqian closed her eyes and pursed her lips: "I am in so much pain, please give me a quick death."

Xie Fu cried out, rushed over to hug her, and said in a painful voice: "Sister, I will be responsible, I will be responsible for you."

Su Qianqian said ruthlessly, "Give me a quick death right now!"

"I won't! Sister, I worked so hard to save you, how could you bear to leave me. If you still have any resentment or hatred towards me, I will marry you. I don't care what others say or think." Xie Fu started crying like a child.

Xie Fu's crying made Su Qianqian feel a little attached to the world. She gently stroked Xie Fu's head and said with a smile, "Silly brother, it has nothing to do with you. It's my sister who doesn't want to live anymore."

"No, you hate me for defiling you, so you don't want to live anymore."

Su Qianqian was still confused at this time: "What?"

"I have defiled you."

Su Qianqian was still a little confused, and smiled faintly: "You and I are close siblings, so what does it matter?"

Xie Fu was startled, and suddenly looked up at Su Qianqian. Although her face was full of tears, she was looking at him with a smile, and said excitedly: "Sister, I will marry you."

Su Qianqian was slightly surprised, but replied with a smile: "Silly brother, I will not marry you."

"why?"

"Because I have already been betrothed to someone else."

"Who?"

Who? He is called the dreamer, a person who only exists in dreams. When I close my eyes, tears well up from them: "He is dead, but I will still marry him!"

Xie Fu was shocked. It turned out that Sister Qianqian had a lover. Could this be the reason why she remained a virgin until now?

"Brother Fu, please go first. I want to be alone and quiet."

"elder sister……"

Su Qianqian interrupted coldly: "Let's go!"

Xie Fu thought to himself that she must want to get me out of the way and then commit suicide. Since I can't persuade her now, I might as well wait outside the door to prevent any accidents.

Xie Fu walked out of the room and closed the door gently, but he did not go far. He just stood outside the door quietly.

At this time, Lu Yehua came back with a pot of hot water and asked in a low voice: "What's going on?"

Xie Fu shook his head. Lu Yehua was surprised: "She kicked him out?"

Xie Fu didn't say anything. Lu Yehua pinched him and said, "Stupid, I'll do it!" Then he went into the house angrily. It seemed that he was going to scold Su Qianqian, wake her up, and tell her what was right and wrong.

Xie Fu quickly stopped her and said, "Don't make trouble. I can handle it myself."

"Can you really do it yourself?"

Xie Fu nodded, and Lu Yehua smiled brightly: "There is still an hour before dawn, you deal with her, if you can't, I will do it." After saying that, he left the hot water and left cleanly.

How could one hour be enough? For such a big thing, there must be at least three or four days of buffer time. Xie Fu was worrying when he heard a slight noise in the room. It turned out to be Su Qianqian trying to get out of bed by herself. As soon as her feet touched the ground, she collapsed on the ground with no strength left. Looking at the flickering candlelight, she wanted to set fire to herself and burn herself to death. She really didn't want to live anymore.

Xie Fu asked outside the door: "Sister Qianqian, what happened?"

"Don't come in!"

Su Qianqian's cold tone was really intimidating to Xie Fu, who immediately responded and then asked with concern, "Sister Qianqian, do you want some water?"

"No need, why are you still here? Didn't I tell you to leave?"

"I'm a little worried about you."

"I want to rest quietly by myself, please go away and don't disturb me."

Su Qianqian looked at the candlelight and thought to herself, "My dear brother, I'm sorry. We can continue our brother-sister relationship in the next life. I can't live for a moment longer. Maybe you think I'm stupid, but I have never been so clear-headed in my life."

"Uh...uh...uh..."

Xie Fu outside the door hesitated, unable to find a way to break Su Qianqian's indifference, and suddenly blurted out: "Sister, how about I tell you a joke to cheer you up."

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Xie Fu regretted it. It was totally inappropriate to tell a joke at this time.

Su Qianqian thought to herself that if he stayed here, he would definitely not watch her die. It would be better to get him out of the way first, so she said, "Go ahead, but let me be quiet after you finish."

Xie Fu was very happy to see Su Qianqian was willing to listen, but he didn't expect that he had made a wrong choice. Uh, what joke should he tell? He had thousands of jokes in his mind and didn't know which one to tell for a moment.

Oh, by the way, let’s talk about the joke about the dead sheep. Just now, this story made her laugh and curse. Although it was a dream, the ideology was the same.

"Sister Qianqian, let me tell you then."

"Go ahead." Su Qianqian's tone was a little cold, and she didn't seem to want to listen.

"There is a male monkey and a female monkey on a tree, and a sheep lives under the tree..."

As soon as Xie Fu started talking, Su Qianqian's eyes widened in shock, with an expression of disbelief.

Xie Fu continued outside the door: "One day a wolf came and ate the sheep, and the female monkey said that the sheep below was dead..."

Xie Fu burst into laughter after he finished speaking, but the room was terribly silent. Just when Xie Fu was feeling uneasy, Su Qianqian in the room asked, "Where did you get this joke from?"

Xie Fu's heart trembled when he heard this. This joke was a bit vulgar. I just did that to her. Now I tell such a vulgar joke. Wouldn't it make her have a worse impression of me? She replied weakly: "Uh, I read it in a book."

"what book?"

"Um, "Rulin Guangji"." "Who else have you told this joke to?"

“So many people, I can’t remember.”

Xie Fu was worried, and Su Qianqian said, "Come in!"

Xie Fu happily pushed the door open and entered the room. He immediately saw Su Qianqian sitting on the ground with her legs bent like a water lily. She was naked. He instinctively backed out. Although they already had that relationship, his respect for her remained unchanged.

Su Qianqian didn't care: "Come in!"

Upon hearing this, Xie Fu went into the room again and stood at the door, lowering his head and not daring to look at Su Qianqian.

Su Qianqian looked at Xie Fu seriously, as if she wanted to find a familiar feeling from Xie Fu. Of course, she was very familiar with Xie Fu, but the familiarity she found was not the kind of sister-brother familiarity.

Although Xie Fu lowered his head, as a martial arts master, he was extremely sensitive. He could feel Su Qianqian staring at him, which made him feel uneasy.

Su Qianqian suddenly said, "Sing a song for me."

Xie Fu exclaimed, and looked at Su Qianqian in surprise. When he saw her snow-white body, he lowered his head again: "I'm not a prostitute, how can I sing a song?"

"Forget it if you don't know how to do it, get out!"

Xie Fu quickly changed his words: "Yes, yes, yes."

"Sing!"

“But I don’t sing well.”

"Just sing it."

Xie Fu sighed and began to hum, "I'll never get tired of eating you a thousand times. The feeling of eating you is like March..." This was a Jiangnan tune that he sang when he first met his four sworn sisters. It must have brought back some memories for Sister Qianqian.

But Su Qianqian interrupted and said, "Change the song."

"Soul trembles, tears flow, thousands of miles apart, why worry about the south and the north, two hearts don't care about life and death..."

While singing, he felt that the song was too sad, so he stopped singing and changed the song without waiting for Su Qianqian to call out to him.

From the Chuyin Liushui to the Qinqiang slow tune, from the Jiangnan folk song to the Central Plains hymn, Su Qianqian was not satisfied with any of them, and Xie Fu's singing made him dry his mouth.

Until he sang the folk song of Biannan: "In March, the peach blossoms are in full bloom, and the garden is full of colorful flowers. The beautiful flowers only come to the garden, climb up the wall to see the little girl..."

Su Qianqian said excitedly: "Yes, this is the one."

Seeing that Su Qianqian had finally regained her spirits and looked happy, Xie Fu smiled and said, "So, Sister Qianqian, you like to listen to this kind of tune."

Su Qianqian looked expectant: "Keep singing."

In April, when the rains come, I sell my cattle and sheep to marry Xiao Ni. At sixteen or seventeen, I enter your room and enjoy love with you day and night. In May, when the summer wind comes, Xiao Ni becomes my old wife after three years. The delicate flowers wither with the spring, and I want to marry a new wife.

Su Qianqian was mesmerized by what she heard, as if she was living in a dream again. Tears of happiness welled up in her eyes. Only at this moment did she feel that she was alive.

When the singing stopped, Su Qianqian came back to reality and asked, "Why did you stop?"

"It's over."

"Xie Fu, I'm going to ask you a question, and you have to answer me honestly."

Sister Qianqian seldom called him by his name, which made Xie Fu feel serious.

"If I marry you, how will you marry me?"

Xie Fu blurted out without thinking: "If you want to marry Sister Qianqian, you will need a sedan chair with sixteen people!"

Su Qianqian screamed, her chest heaving as if she couldn't breathe: "You...you...you, come here!"

Xie Fu had just taken a step when he saw Su Qianqian, who was as pure as snow, without any trace of worldly color, and stopped: "Sister Qianqian, why don't you put on your clothes first."

Su Qianqian's face tensed, and she shouted coldly, "Come here!"

At this moment, she was in a daze, afraid that it was just another illusory dream, and couldn't wait to verify whether it was true or false.

Xie Fu squatted down beside Su Qianqian, but he didn't dare to look directly at Qianqian's sister Xuejie. A warm hand touched his face and asked softly, "Are you the one in my dream?"

Xie Fu exclaimed, it was just a dream that Su Qianqian had when she was a girl. He was not even sure whether he left any memory to Su Qianqian in the dream.

Seeing that he was silent, Su Qianqian's eyes were tense and expectant, and her lips moved slightly: "Are you the one in my dream?"

Until now, Xie Fu still couldn't figure out the mystery. It was a dream from his teenage years, and he had just realized it last night. Since Su Qianqian still had memories of the person in the dream, he smiled and replied, "Yes."

Xie Fu felt that her palm was about to sink into his face like mud, and she asked with trembling lips: "You took me to elope?"

Xie Fu smiled: "Yes, I heard you crying and came here to elope with you."

With a crisp sound, Su Qianqian slapped him hard, making Xie Fu a little dazed. Then Su Qianqian went crazy and rained fists on Xie Fu, cursing: "You lied to me, you lied to me..."

Xie Fu exclaimed: "I didn't lie to you! I am the person in my dream. We fell into the water together, and you picked up a stone and smashed my head until it was bleeding..."

It was just something that just happened. Xie Fu had a clear memory and described clearly what happened in the dream.

But she didn't get Su Qianqian's forgiveness, which made her even more excited. She used all her strength in every punch, as if she wanted to beat Xie Fu into a pulp: "You clearly lied to me!"

Xie Fu didn't move, letting her vent her emotions. Su Qianqian suddenly stopped, looked at Xie Fu, then wrapped her passionate arms around his neck and hugged him tightly.

Wen Xue's soft words fell into his arms. Xie Fu cried out, stunned like a clay statue, and then he heard Sister Qian Qian express her affectionately in his ear: "My dream lover, day and night, I look forward to meeting you at this moment."

Xie Fu was puzzled, very puzzled! Why did she say day and night? Wasn't it something that just happened? He couldn't tell the cause and effect. Could it be that everything was predetermined? In an instant, he seemed to have glimpsed a little mystery of the universe. Spiritual consciousness can transcend time and space and soar into the past and the future.

"Say something!" Su Qianqian's voice was tearful and revealed a hint of fear.

Xie Fu came back to his senses: "What did you say?"

"You can say whatever you want."

"Uh...uh...uh..."

Xie Fu, who was usually eloquent, became tongue-tied at this moment, because he really didn't know what to say. He had not experienced Su Qianqian's ten years of longing for him, so how could he understand Su Qianqian's excitement at this moment? He also did not have the deep feeling of Su Qianqian's rebirth from the dead.

Su Qianqian hooked her arms around his neck. Seeing that Xie Fu was still silent, she dug her fingertips deep into Xie Fu's back through his clothes. Xie Fu blurted out, "Sister Qianqian, are you still angry with me?"

Why did you say these words? She didn't want to hear them. Su Qianqian was so angry that she let go and turned away.

Her snow-white back was like ice crystals on a glacier, so bright that Xie Fu couldn't look away. He sighed, "You are still angry with me after all."

Su Qianqian suddenly turned around and threw herself into his arms like a bird flying into the forest. Xie Fu felt as if he was hit by a bell, but also felt Su Qianqian's enthusiasm and unswerving determination.

Su Qianqian swallowed and said, "I am not angry with you, but I am also angry with you."

Xie Fu was a little confused, wondering whether he was angry or not. Su Qianqian's voice was full of resentment: "I'm angry that you lied to me."

Xie Fu blurted out: "How did I lie to you?"

Su Qianqian raised her head from his chest and glared at him fiercely. She looked as if she wanted to eat him. Shocked, Xie Fu hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, I lied to you."