Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1854: The Matchmaker Got the Wrong Connection

Xie Fu said in a low voice, "Is that reasonable?" Wang Yuwo was even more excited than Xie Fu. She turned around and looked at Chen Linglong coldly, her eyes full of murderous intent: "Chen Linglong, I will definitely kill you tonight!" She was not angry because Chen Linglong called her a mean husband and a silver wife, but because Chen Linglong had hurt Xie Fu like this.

Chen Linglong said coldly: "Then I will send you two to the underworld to be a pair of ghost mandarin ducks!"

"Bitch!"

Wang Yuwo cursed and rushed towards Chen Linglong.

Li Huichao frowned upon seeing this. What was his aunt doing? Why was she fighting with Chen Linglong again? He could not intervene in this matter and could only wait and see.

Seeing this, Xie Fu yelled, "Stop fighting, you two."

Wang Yuwo said loudly: "Uncle, I will kill this ungrateful slave to avenge you."

"No, come back here!"

Wang Yuwo’s whole body was filled with internal energy, and her long and wide skirt swirled around her, shielding the sound of her palms.

In terms of pure martial arts, Wang Yuwo was no match for Chen Linglong. Under the sword of Chen Linglong, the long and wide skirt rustled like colorful snowflakes, which made Xie Fu feel thrilling.

Both women attacked each other's vital points, obviously playing with their lives.

Soon, the hem of Wang Yuwo's ​​wide and long skirt was cut into tatters by Chen Linglong's sword, barely covering her thighs, and the red trousers underneath the skirt were exposed to everyone's sight.

Seeing that Wang Yuwo was in great danger under Chen Linglong's sword, Xie Fu did not care that the internal energy in his body had not yet stabilized. He moved closer to the two of them with a Lotus Ruyi, and saved Wang Yuwo when Chen Linglong's sword was about to pierce Wang Yuwo's ​​throat and took Wang Yuwo away.

Wang Yuwo broke out in a cold sweat. It was the first time in her life that she felt the power of death. If Xie Fu had not rescued her in time, she would have been killed by the sword piercing her throat.

Xie Fu was also shocked and calm. If he had been a step slower, Wang Yuwo would have turned into a wisp of fragrant soul.

Li Huichao had been frowning, but when he saw Xie Fujing trying to rescue him as if nothing had happened, he suddenly realized that he was not seriously hurt. It was because his aunt was cautious. If she had acted rashly just now, she would not have gained any benefit. Thinking of this, a smile appeared on his lips again.

Lu Mei looked at Xie Fu with an even deeper gaze. What kind of body movement was this? He had never seen this before. What sect did this person belong to? Who was he?

Wang Yuwo, who was protected by Xie Fu, shouted, "Uncle, kill this slave."

Xie Fu pushed her away unceremoniously: "Get out of my way, don't stay here and get in the way."

"Uncle, I'll help you kill her."

Chen Linglong was already furious when she saw Master Xie taking Wang Yuwo away. Then she saw the two of them fighting in front of her. Sparks flashed in her eyes and she said in a cold voice: "Come on, both of you. I'll send you to the west together!"

Xie Fu solemnly shouted, "Second brother's wife, what are you talking about!"

Chen Linglong responded to Xie Fu by stabbing him with a seven-foot-long green sword. The murderous aura in her was completely different from before, and she seemed to be furious enough to kill him with one sword.

Xie Fu screamed, he didn't expect Chen Linglong really wanted to kill him. He instinctively wanted to use force to meet the sword, but for fear of hurting Chen Linglong, he retracted his hand and used the Lotus Ruyi body movement to avoid the sharp sword.

Seeing Lu Mei's exquisite body movement with full concentration, he couldn't help but exclaim in amazement, "If I knew this body movement, I wouldn't have been so passive when facing Chen Linglong's Mahaprajna just now."

After Xie Fu dodged, he hurriedly said, "Sister-in-law, are you crazy? I am your uncle."

Chen Linglong's attack missed, and the sword came again: "Kill the despicable, shameless, and filthy uncle!"

Xie Fu was confused by this curse. He used the Lotus Walk Ruyi to dodge Chen Linglong's sword and asked, "How am I mean and shameless?"

"You are just despicable and shameless!"

This was a great injustice. To Chen Linglong, Xie Fu was a witness to all things, and he had never had the intention to disrespect or offend her. On that day, Chen Linglong said that she would sacrifice her own innocence and use the word "动" to practice dual cultivation to remove the secret seal on Xie Fu's body.

Xie Fu was so scared by this good thing that came right to his door that he ran away.

No matter how good-tempered you are, you will be very annoyed at this moment: "Explain yourself clearly, or I will never let you go!"

"You treat me..."

Chen Linglong paused, but was too embarrassed to speak, so she changed her tone and said coldly: "Wait until I castrate you and kill your evildoers, then I will slowly tell you."

Sometimes, Xie Fu was eager to prove his innocence: "Okay, I will castrate you. If you can't explain it, I will castrate you." These words were naturally spoken in anger. Chen Linglong was not a man, how could he be castrated?

The man suddenly stood still and did not dodge. Chen Linglong stabbed Xie Fu's lower abdomen with a sword, showing no sign of retracting the blade.

Li Huirong's heart trembled when she opened her eyes, and Wang Yuwo's ​​eyes widened, she was so shocked that she couldn't speak.

The seven-foot-long sword cut through Xie Fu's clothes and crotch. In a flash, Xie Fu suddenly used his miraculous skill of Lotus Walking Ruyi to teleport to another place.

Wang Yuwo was so scared that cold sweat broke out on his forehead. He breathed a sigh of relief, biting his lips with an angry look on his face. "I'll let you play with fire like this. I'll really cut you into pieces and see what you will do."

"What great body movements!" The first person to praise was Li family's god of war Lu Mei.

Xie Fu suddenly changed his mind and dodged just now, but he thought that he had a tough battle to fight today and he couldn't let Chen Linglong get hurt. It's not that he didn't have the courage.

When Xie Fu heard Lu Mei's praise, he came back to his senses and felt a chill under his body. He looked down and saw that the hem of his clothes had been cut open and his pants were torn in a big way, revealing the red pants specially made for him by the fairy court that could accommodate the huge monster and protect his safety.

He glared at Chen Linglong in rage: "You really did it!" He almost couldn't go home to explain to his wives.

Chen Linglong was as cold as ice, as if she was facing the murderer of her father. She gritted her teeth and said, "I let you lie to me, humiliate me, abandon me, and treat me like a plaything. I will take you with me even if I die. I will never let you live happily ever after."

Xie Fu looked aggrieved: "What does that have to do with anything?"

Chen Linglong rushed over with a cold sword, and the sharp sword energy was enough to cut off hair.

Wang Yuwo was thoughtful about Chen Linglong's words. Her elegy only aroused Chen Linglong's inner demons and made Chen Linglong fight against herself. As for what Chen Linglong's inner demons looked like, she had no idea...

Facing Chen Linglong's violent attacks, Xie Fu just dodged. He wanted to fight back several times but was afraid of hurting Chen Linglong and making things worse. This was probably his special care for Chen Linglong as an uncle and an elder.

Originally thought that Chen Linglong would stop after beating him for a while and venting her anger, but she never stopped and seemed determined to kill him.

Otherwise, I will take her sword to end this inexplicable farce. Thinking of her willingness to sacrifice her innocence to save him, Xie Fu felt warm in his heart. I guess in this way, she would not be able to bear to kill him.

But then he changed his mind and thought, no, no, I still have to deal with Li Hengqiu tonight. I just saw that the gatekeeper was very powerful, and I don't know how powerful Li Hengqiu is. I must stay at my best and fight Li Hengqiu.

Chen Linglong's attacks were fruitless. Seeing that he was just dodging and not fighting back, she felt that he was playing a trick on her, so she used the Great Prajna, a martial arts skill, and her sword moves became arbitrary and without any rules.

Lu Mei was very excited: "Great Prajna." But she really wanted to know how this miraculous body skill could avoid Great Prajna.

The ending disappointed Lu Mei, because Xie Fu was immediately hit and a piece of his sleeve was cut off. Although he did not suffer any actual damage, his body could be pierced by the cut sleeve. Is this Mahayana really invulnerable?

Xie Fu's Lotus Walking Ruyi Body Skill would appear in places that ordinary people could not understand, just like a breeze blowing gently on a lotus in a pond, causing ripples on the water. Even if you saw it, you would not be able to figure it out. But Chen Linglong's Great Prajna was the way to liberation, and any changes would be seen and liberated by the Great Prajna, so she could naturally see ahead of time.

Sword after sword, Chen Linglong had no idea how many times she had stabbed Xie Fu's clothes. In the eyes of others, this movement did not seem magical at all, as if it was actively sending itself to Chen Linglong's sword.

Moving at high speed, with strong winds, his clothes were torn and he looked like a willow tree swaying left and right in the strong wind.

It's not that Xie Fu couldn't escape. Lian Xing Ruyi has six levels. He just used the first and second levels to deal with Chen Linglong. However, he was afraid that if he hid too far, Chen Linglong would not be able to catch up with him and vent her anger.

No one else can coax someone to this extent. If Yi Hang knew about this, he would definitely praise him - Xie Fu, you are the real love saint!

Xie Fu yelled, "Have you let out enough anger?"

Chen Linglong gnashed her teeth and said, "If I kill you, I will feel relieved!"

Wang Yuwo thought about it, recalling every word and gesture of Chen Linglong, and suddenly realized, isn't this the me who was abandoned by my uncle that day? Like a resentful woman, she turned from love to hate.

But compared to her own smoothness, Chen Linglong's personality is very intolerant of any grain of sand in her eyes, so she is so bold in love and hate, and her passion spreads like wildfire.

What he wanted and desired was what Chen Linglong wanted and desired, and he shouted loudly: "Uncle, hold her, she will be good."

Xie Fu was furious: "It's already like this, and you're still making trouble!"

Wang Yuwo didn't know how to explain the reason for a moment, so he coaxed her by saying, "She has been possessed by a demon, and only this method can wake her up."

Xie Fu threatened in a cold voice: "If you dare to lie to me, I will strip you naked and beat you a hundred times." The fact that Xie Fu could be so violent showed how angry he was at the moment.

Wang Yuwo blushed when she heard that, and said secretly in her heart, this is what my sister-in-law wants most.

She had never thought about giving her body to anyone, but if she didn't give it to her uncle, it would be wasted.

Let uncle enjoy it to repay his kindness.

Chen Linglong pierced Xie Fu's robe under his ribs with a sword, and Xie Fu disappeared out of thin air like thunder and silver.

Lu Mei opened her eyes and a thought came to her mind: where did she go!

Xie Fu appeared behind Chen Linglong like a flash of light. When Chen Linglong noticed it, Xie Fu had already hugged Chen Linglong with both arms from behind.

Lu Mei praised loudly: "What a great body movement!" It wasn't that his miraculous body movement couldn't avoid the Great Prajna, but he was reluctant to use his real skills out of pity for the beauty.

This hug made Chen Linglong howl, her scalp exploded, and her resistance was like a bucket of shit hitting her face. She used her arms to exert force, but found that she was held tightly by Xie Fu.

When hugging a woman, you must pay attention to her hands and teeth. This is the experience that Xie Fu has gained through blood and tears over the years. How could he let her terrible hands go free?

"Let go!"

Chen Linglong roared, her voice full of hatred and disgust as if she was stuck with a piece of shit.

Xie Fu hugged his hands tightly, and said in a gentle voice: "Sister-in-law, calm down first."

Chen Linglong responded by releasing all her inner energy in an attempt to push Xie Fu away. However, Xie Fu was not an ordinary person, so how could he be pushed away so easily? He sensed that her resistance was very strong, and he stood firm like a stone behind her.

Chen Linglong jumped up and down, moved left and right, trying to get rid of Xie Fu like a mad bull. Because of her incredible speed, the entire spacious courtyard was filled with her white figure. To the naked eye, it looked like a white lotus appeared out of thin air in the dark night.

Wang Yuwo hurriedly called out, "Uncle, where are those tricks you use to tease women?"

"What... what... move?"

As he followed Chen Linglong's rapid movements, Xie Fu's voice became intermittent.

"To make a woman happy... use your skills to take her down."

"I...am...not...taking her down...oh!"

Chen Linglong fell on her back from a great height to the ground at great speed. With Xie Fu as her support, she only needed a shock from her body, and Xie Fu, who had smashed a big hole in the ground, cried out in pain, and felt as if all the bones in his body were about to fall apart. It was too cruel. How could anyone be so cruel? They were simply trying to die together.

You want to see how cruel I am, eh? I’ll let you see how cruel I am. I’m not a human being!

He clamped Chen Linglong's arms and squeezed her waist. Chen Linglong felt pain and jumped high again.

The sound of wind whistling in his ears was when Xie Fu realized that he had been carried high into the sky by Chen Linglong, and he hadn't even had time to catch his breath.

Chen Linglong fell quickly, as fast as a meteor with fire, and she seemed to hear Wang Yuwo's ​​voice from afar: "Uncle, catch her."

Xie Fu changed his hands and attacked Chen Linglong's chest with the Black Tiger Heart-piercing Technique from left and right. However, the attack was too steep and slippery, and Xie Fu's hands slipped before he could hold on firmly.

But the attack on Shengdi Rensheng was enough to shake Chen Linglong's body and drain all her strength. She cursed, "Silver thief."

Silver thief! It's not the first time we met, we've known each other for such a long time, how can he be considered a thief?

Xie Fu was so angry that he tried to grab her again, this time using martial arts grappling techniques and he didn't miss. I can catch water in my hands, no matter how steep, rocky or slippery the terrain is, it can't defeat me.

Chen Linglong was hit in the vitals and had no strength left in her body. She was like a flying bird shot by an arrow, losing her direction and tumbling, finally falling headfirst.

Xie Fu couldn't bear to let her get hit, so he held her and landed steadily.

Feeling Chen Linglong leaning against his chest like a piece of mud, Xie Fu was overjoyed, it worked.

"Sister-in-law, calm down now. If you have any grudges against uncle, there is no need to resort to violence. Just tell me slowly. If it is really uncle's fault, I am willing to accept the punishment."

"You... do as you please. Anyway, I hate you so much that I want to drink your blood and gnaw on your bones."

As Chen Linglong spoke, she began to sob like a young girl who had suffered a great injustice.

Chen Linglong's cold and ruthless image just now was deeply rooted in people's minds. Now she became so delicate, weak, and pitiful that it was really hard for people to react.

But being able to turn a cold beauty into this is also a skill.

Xie Fu panicked: "Why are you crying?"

Xie Fu was most afraid of women crying. Seeing Chen Linglong crying and ignoring him, he asked, "Did uncle just...uncle didn't mean to bully you. You were so fierce that you wanted to take my life."

Chen Linglong turned a deaf ear to him, so Xie Fu simply hit himself and said, "It's all my fault. Uncle deserves to die."

Chen Linglong suddenly stopped crying and looked at him. Xie Fu thought he had won her heart, but Chen Linglong said coldly: "Then why don't you just die!"

Wang Yuwo felt that Xie Fu was so stupid when he saw this, so he reminded him, "Uncle, tell her that you love her."