Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1874 The handsome one

"That's not the case. The reason is that you are willing to let me stay."

Chen Linglong pursed her lips and said nothing. This was indeed the fact. If she didn't want to do it, not only her uncle, but even the king of heaven would not allow it.

Xie Fu immediately said: "As for why you are willing to let me go, it is because you know in your heart that uncle does not want to take advantage of you, but only cares about you and loves you."

Chen Linglong smiled sweetly, as these words touched her heart. It was indeed true, her uncle was always affectionate to her without any bad intentions.

Xie Fu said like a pervert: "Linglong, your fingers are so white."

Chen Linglong sneered: "So what if it's white?"

"It makes one's heart flutter when seeing her fair skin. One can't wait to kiss her to make his heart calm down. Otherwise, he will almost get seasick from being swayed all the time."

Such teasing words were not annoying at all, and her heart was sweet. Chen Linglong looked at Xie Fu, whose eyes were full of smirk, and asked, "Didn't you just say that you didn't want to take advantage of me, but only cared about my love?"

Xie Fu replied: "It's because you are so beautiful that I can't help myself."

"Can't help myself?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "It is said that there was a scholar who was extremely dignified and polite. He would never do anything disrespectful in his life. One day, he met a stunning young lady on the street. He fell in love with her and followed her all the way to the door of a brothel."

Chen Linglong interrupted: "It's not that I never do disrespectful things in my life, but following others like this is not only disrespectful, it's also mean."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "This is one of the reasons. After arriving at the brothel, he found out that this stunning young lady was actually the most beautiful lady in the brothel. He then spent a huge amount of money to ask for a meeting with her. However, this most beautiful lady had many fans and dismissed the scholar like ordinary people. The scholar waited in the brothel for more than a month and asked for a meeting many times but was not accepted."

"Later, the courtesan heard from others that there might be such a lovelorn man, so she gave the scholar a chance. As long as the scholar was willing to run from the east gate to the north gate without clothes, she would make an exception and see him once."

Chen Linglong was already interested when she heard this: "What happened next?"

"Later, the scholar followed the courtesan's instructions and successfully met the courtesan."

Chen Linglong asked curiously: "What happened to the two of them?"

Xie Fu laughed: "What's the big deal if we just met once? Can you marry the courtesan just by seeing her?"

Chen Linglong couldn't help feeling a little disappointed when she heard this.

Xie Fu smiled and said, "What I meant is that this scholar was originally a very dignified and polite person, but in the end he did something embarrassing that ordinary people would not do. This is because he couldn't help himself."

Then he said softly, "Linglong, if I did something impolite, it was because I couldn't help it. Please understand."

Chen Linglong smiled and said, "What rude thing can you do?"

"That day you stood in front of the pavilion, your white skirt fluttering, the breeze brushing your clothes to paint a jade beauty, your long legs slender, graceful and round. When the wind stopped, the ingenious brushstrokes also disappeared, making people want to lift your skirt to see the truth."

Xie Fu said so much, just to say that he wanted to lift her skirt. Chen Linglong said embarrassedly: "You..."

Xie Fu smiled: "How rude, isn't it? It's my fault for not being able to control myself."

Chen Linglong pursed her lips and said nothing. Xie Fu fed her some more meat. Chen Linglong opened her mouth and ate it unconsciously, as if this had become a habit.

Seeing Xie Fu lower his head to see her legs, he couldn't help but pull up her skirt to make it fluffy so that the outline of her legs would not be revealed.

Xie Fu lowered his head and said, "Hey, there's a dirty guy."

Chen Linglong looked over but didn't see it: "Where is it?"

Xie Fu laughed and said, "It crawled into your skirt."

If it were a normal woman, she would have panicked and shaken her skirt, but Chen Linglong was so calm: "Nonsense!"

Xie Fu said seriously: "Didn't you see it?"

Chen Linglong smiled and said, "I didn't see any dirty guys lying on the ground, but I did see one sitting."

Xie Fu exclaimed: "Linglong, you can also say such a witty remark."

Chen Linglong was a little embarrassed by this. She didn't know why she blurted it out. She had heard this from the fourth and fifth brothers many times. She responded, "I can't just keep being bullied by you. Can't I fight back appropriately?"

Xie Fu Xinyue: "It should be so. We should fight back more."

Chen Linglong was delighted when she heard this, and blurted out to Xie Fu: "Dirty man."

I just feel that using these two words to call my uncle is really appropriate. The word "Lang" sounds dirty and annoying, while the word "Lang" gives a sense of intimacy.

Xie Fu laughed: "Come, let me, a dirty man, feed you."

Chen Linglong chewed slowly, feeling all kinds of flavors in her mouth. Xie Fu said, "Linglong, come stand on the chair."

Chen Linglong was puzzled: "What are you doing?"

"I can crawl up your skirt."

This kind of thing was too much for Chen Linglong, who was furious: "If you want to get into my skirt, you won't crawl to the ground by yourself."

"That's it!"

Xie Fu pretended to be serious, and Chen Linglong hurriedly pulled Xie Fu back: "Are you really going to do this? Please don't do this, okay?" Although she knew that Xie Fu was teasing her on purpose, she was afraid that he would take the opportunity to make it real.

Xie Fu asked: "What?"

Chen Linglong said angrily: "You are too dirty."

"What's wrong with that?"

Chen Linglong didn't know how to argue: "It's just dirty!"

Xie Fu laughed and said, "Haven't you heard of the gentleman under the skirt?"

Chen Linglong laughed: "I have heard of the gentleman on the beam, but I have never heard of the gentleman under the skirt."

"Ignorant."

Then he recited a poem: "There is a beautiful lady under the willow tree, young man does not know the meaning of flowers falling. Wait until you know that you are alone and fall into the world of mortals. There is also a gentleman under the pomegranate skirt."

Chen Linglong savored it carefully: "This is the gentleman under the skirt."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "I am attracted by her redness and fascinated by her beauty. I am emotional but not polite. I am a gentleman under her skirt."

Chen Linglong said: "Isn't this the same as what you just said about being unable to control one's emotions?"

"That's right. The gentleman on the beam is a thief who steals things. The two cannot be compared. As for the gentleman under the skirt..."

Xie Fu deliberately strangled Chen Linglong to ask, "What about the gentleman under the skirt?"

Xie Fu laughed: "A gentleman under a skirt is a thief who steals your heart."

Chen Linglong's face flushed: "It's all stealing anyway, it's all shameless."

Xie Fu raised his eyebrows and smiled: "You hide your heart so deeply, how can I get it without stealing." Then he gently kissed Chen Linglong's fingers.

At first, Xie Fu stopped at the right time, and Chen Linglong could still accept it. But when he kissed her more and more excessively, she had a picture in her mind, and she said like a shy girl, "Uncle, don't do this."

Xie Fu glanced at her and said seriously, "Linglong, your hands are a piece of music. I am listening carefully." He kissed her and lowered his eyes and said, "Did you hear it?"

"I didn't hear you, you're talking nonsense."

"That's because you weren't listening carefully."

Chen Linglong's heart was pounding, and she felt as if her heartbeat was a piece of music, with ups and downs and rhythms.

Xie Fu smiled and said: "How about this, if I can let you hear the music, you will..."

Chen Linglong replied: "Kiss however you want."

Seeing that the fish had taken the bait, Xie Fu smiled slightly, put Chen Linglong's two fingers on his lips, and started whistling.

The sound was so pleasant and beautiful that it was better than any musical instrument. Chen Linglong was slightly surprised and her eyes lit up, obviously she was pleasantly surprised.

His mouth was playing music and he couldn't speak, but he saw Xie Fu picked up the kettle and sprinkled water into the air, and when the water fell to the ground, a line of words was left.

Chen Linglong listened to the melody and blurted out: "High mountains and flowing waters will find a soulmate."

After Xie Fu waited for her to finish reading, he sprinkled another line of words on the ground with water.

Chen Linglong's voice is like a song: "Linglong looks at the moon and leans on the side. The mellow music intoxicates you and makes you lie on top. I will grow old with you in this life..."

Perhaps it was because Xie Fu was so talented in music that Chen Linglong was already in the music and was intoxicated. When the music stopped, Chen Linglong came back to her senses from the beautiful moonlight. She looked at Xie Fu and felt as if she had just met him the first day. She was amazed at his talent and wonder.

Xie Fu smiled: "How is it?"

"Uncle, I didn't expect that you know so much about these unorthodox things." Chen Linglong's words were already a compliment.

Xie Fu asked: "Is this piece of music nice to listen to?"

"It sounds good."

"It's all thanks to your delicate hands, Linglong."

"That's also because you performed it well, uncle."

Xie Fu said proudly: "Of course, why don't you ask about my nickname?"

"Uncle, what's your nickname?"

"Yu Boya is nicknamed the Qinxian, Gao Jianli is nicknamed the Qingui. My nickname is Qinshou."

"Qin Beast?"

After Chen Linglong said it out loud, she suddenly realized something and angrily hit Xie Fu: "It really lives up to its reputation."

Xie Fu's chuckle made Chen Linglong feel that a person could be so fresh and refined when he was being romantic.

Xie Fu asked, "Linglong, do you want to listen again?"

"Okay."

Xie Fu gently pointed his finger at her lips: "Your lips are also a piece of music, do you want to listen?"

Chen Linglong's heart began to beat wildly. She didn't respond for a long time. She felt that it was too abrupt for her to accept. "How about...how about listening to other parts first?"

"What part?"

“Uh…” Chen Linglong raised her foot in embarrassment: “After listening to your hands, listen to your feet.”

Xie Fu was surprised: "You asked me to kiss your stinky feet."

Chen Linglong burst out laughing: "No way."

Xie Fu waved his hand: "No, no, you are just wishful thinking, there is no way."

Chen Linglong smiled and said, "My feet don't stink."

As she spoke, she took off her shoes and socks, revealing her clean white feet. When she saw Xie Fu's eyes flashing with a look of triumph, she realized that she had been fooled. A woman's feet should not be shown to others.

As expected, Xie Fu said, "Linglong, since you insist on doing this, I have no choice but to help you."

He was about to lean over, but Chen Linglong quickly held him back: "Uncle, you are so proud, you must not bow your head and beg." In her heart, she was willing to do so, but she didn't want Xie Fu to suffer such an injustice.

Xie Fu was confused and said, "Beg? Beg for food. Never mind, beg for food if you want."

Chen Linglong's expression was stern and serious: "Absolutely not!"

Xie Fu pondered for a moment, and suddenly lifted one of Chen Linglong's feet onto the table. Chen Linglong was caught off guard and her body leaned back, about to hit the ground with her head. Xie Fu supported her back with his other hand, so that Chen Linglong was lying sideways with one foot on the ground.

Xie Fu smiled: "This way, I don't have to bow my head."

Chen Linglong said shyly: "You just want to eat!"

Xie Fu chuckled: "Is it okay?"

If you want to kiss me, just kiss me. Why ask me why? How could she respond? Her heart trembled.

For Xie Fu, Chen Linglong's heartstrings trembled like the sound of a new musical instrument being opened.

Xie Fu plucked five strands of hair from the top of his head and skillfully tied them to Chen Linglong's five little toes, and bit the other end in his mouth, leaving Chen Linglong stunned and confused.

Xie Fu plucked five strands of hair, and the hair vibrated slightly like the strings of a musical instrument, except that there were strings but no belly of the musical instrument, so the vibrating hair made no sound.

Chen Linglong couldn't help but ask, "What are you doing?"

Xie Fu bit five strands of hair in his mouth and couldn't speak, so he replied with ventriloquy: "Play the piano."

When Chen Linglong heard the strange sound, she was surprised at first, but soon realized that it was Xie Fu who was responding with ventriloquism. Although ventriloquism is not a difficult skill to learn, who would learn ventriloquism for no reason? I just think this person knows everything.

"Aren't you going to whistle?"

Xie Fu responded with ventriloquism: "You wish you could let me eat your stinky feet."

Chen Linglong said angrily, "My feet don't stink." At this moment, she really wanted to thank Fu Shi for a bite to prove her innocence.

"I won't eat anything that doesn't stink."

"You are such a... big pervert!"

"I'm coming."

Chen Linglong listened nervously, not knowing what he was going to do, and her heartstrings were already trembling.

Xie Fu moved the hair that was tied around her thumb, and Chen Linglong immediately giggled, the sound as pleasant as the first song of a nightingale.

As the saying goes, the five fingers are connected to the heart. People have four limbs, and toes are no different from fingers.

Chen Linglong's laughter made Xie Fu very satisfied. The wood used for a good zither needs to be: well-selected, well-crafted, and have a sound that lasts for five hundred years.

Chen Linglong's voice is clearly of good quality, with a clear complexion, pleasing to the eyes, and her voice is mellow and pure for twenty years.

After Chen Linglong smiled, she felt that she was smiling too wildly and a little inappropriately, so she pursed her lips immediately.

Unexpectedly, Xie Fu suddenly flicked the hair on her little toe, and Chen Linglong couldn't help but let out a chirp, the sound like a baby mouse.

Xie Fu flicked the three-toed hair again, and Chen Linglong let out a startled sound.

The hairline of the second toe made a sound like a slight pain, and finally the little toe made a sound like a slight pleasure.

After Xie Fuwuzhi tried the music, he already had a melody in his mind, so he decided to compose a song called "Fragrant Moon".

As Xie Fu played with her hair, Chen Linglong began to make giggling sounds. Every time she wanted to keep her lips closed, Xie Fu's playing with her hair was like prying on her heartstrings, and the sounds would come out as soon as her lips opened.

A beautiful and melodious melody of the mellow moon came out from Chen Linglong's throat, and the tune was as melodious as a song.

Although his consciousness was unwilling, his body could not suppress it. He felt like he had turned into a harp being played by Xie Fu: "Uncle..."

"Stop..."

Chen Linglong's inherent aloofness and coldness made her unwilling to be teased like this, but Xie Fu had already entered a state of ecstasy, his heart and soul connected with the music.

He was known as Li Shaodian in the brothel, which meant that he did many unorthodox things.

He was well-read, dignified and polite, but he had a crazy heart deep down. Perhaps many times he just used drunkenness to express the madness that had been suppressed in his heart for a long time.

If a person is two-faced for too long, he will go crazy.

"asshole……"

There were actually words and phrases, so Xie Fu simply composed the music based on the lyrics, and then Chen Linglong sang the song in a rhythmic manner: "Asshole~ Hehehe, stop it~ Ah ah ah, uncle~ Hehehe."

Chen Linglong probably never said so many exclamations in her life.

After Xie Fu finished playing a song, Chen Linglong was already sweating profusely and out of breath.

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Linglong, how is it? Is it still beautiful?"

Chen Linglong came back to her senses, retracted her foot, and punched Xie Fu in the chest, cursing as she hit him: "How abominable, how abominable."

Xie Fu laughed and let her hit him, then suddenly he put his arms around her.

Chen Linglong was held by him, and she squeezed out her hands, landing her pink fists on Xie Fu's shoulders: "You bully me, I will fight you."

(End of this chapter)