Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1876: Pick Up One by One

He had seen an elderly couple in the market. One of the couples was paralyzed and had bedsores on his back due to years of bedriddenness. The stench was much worse than that of feces and urine. Others avoided them, but the wife didn't mind at all.

For example, when He Qing was seriously ill, he was the one who took care of her eating, drinking, defecating and urinating.

The face will age, no matter how beautiful a person is, one day they will turn into mud like a red flower. Only true love will last forever.

Su Xianren laughed: "You want to stop him from doing it, but even the gods can't help you."

Su Qianqian said innocently: "It's barely okay in dreams, but definitely not in reality."

"Aunt, I have a good idea that will fulfill your wish without embarrassing you."

"What a brilliant idea."

"I can just pretend to be the master and hold my aunt in my arms."

"Come again! No, I still feel sick about what you said last time."

"That's weird. The same words make me feel sick when I say them, but you like them when my master says them."

Su Xianren, however, opened his arms and hugged Su Qianqian, imitating Xie Fu's tone and saying, "Sister Qianqian."

Xie Fu got goosebumps all over his body. Does he usually talk like this?

Su Qianqian chuckled.

"Sister Qianqian, I miss you. Do you miss me?"

This time, Su Qianqian was not too shy. She treated it as a joke and said jokingly, "I want to think about it. I want to think about it so much."

Xie Fu's heart trembled. Sister Qianqian had never said such words to him. For a moment, he felt that something was taken away by someone else and became jealous. If Sister Qianqian had said this to another man, he would definitely not be able to accept it. It turned out that he already regarded Sister Qianqian as his in his heart.

Damn possessiveness of men.

Su Xianren smiled awkwardly: "What are you thinking about, little brother?"

Su Qianqian smiled and said, "I miss your body, okay?"

Upon hearing this, Xie Fu, who was standing by, felt a gust of hot wind blowing on his face, and his whole body became stuffy and hot.

"Oh, what part of my body do you miss? Is it my handsome face, or my broad and warm chest, or the part of my brother that makes people blush and their hearts beat fast and makes Qianqian's heart blossom..."

Su Qianqian interrupted in a deep voice: "Don't say dirty words."

Su Xianren giggled: "Okay, how could you not miss my little brother's heart-stealing pestle?"

Su Qianqian exclaimed: "I told you not to use dirty words."

"'Heart-stealing pestle' is not a dirty word, nor is it a hammer."

Su Qianqian was from Shu. She exclaimed, "How can you, a girl, say such vulgar words?"

Su Xianren: "Sister Qianqian, what do you say?"

Xie Fu was also very curious and pricked up his ears.

Su Qianqian said, "I don't need it at all."

Xie Fu felt disappointed that his curiosity was not satisfied.

Su Xianren chuckled: "Every girl needs it, but Sister Qianqian doesn't. Could it be that Sister Qianqian is a fairy who doesn't eat grains and cereals and is not tainted by the mundane world?"

"That's not what I meant. I meant I can't say."

"Oh, so Sister Qianqian is still useful?"

Xie Fu smiled in his heart, thinking that the envious people were really good at setting traps. Now he could fully imagine how embarrassed Sister Qianqian was.

"Ignore you."

Su Qianqian said as she lifted the quilt and was about to get out of bed, but Su Xianren held her tightly and refused to let go: "Sister Qianqian, where are you going?"

Su Qianqian blurted out: "Shit."

"That's great. I'll carry Sister Qianqian there."

"I'm not without legs, I don't need you!"

"Sister Qianqian, there's nothing on your body that I haven't seen before, so why are you embarrassed?"

Su Qianqian hit Su Xianren on the butt with her backhand: "You stupid girl, how dare you mock me like this."

Su Xianren hurriedly said, "Aunt, I dare not mock you. I am pretending to be a master now. You can hit him too!"

"Him! I'll beat him up too!"

A crisp and pleasant snapping sound was heard, and Xie Fu felt a sour and spicy sensation on his butt for some reason.

Su Qianqian scolded him as she beat him: "Humph, you fool, you dare to pretend to be my good brother."

Before I knew it, I had spoken out the words that were engraved in my bones. After all, as a child of Shu, how could I not have heard or said these words?

Su Xianren said: "No, I can borrow it."

Su Qianqian was surprised when she heard this. Could it be that Xianren already has a lover? Whose family is he from? As his aunt, I have to check his appearance and character. She stopped and asked, "Who are you borrowing from?"

"Borrow it from the master."

Su Qianqian was furious: "You..."

Su Xianren thought that her aunt was a vegetarian, so she hurriedly said, "I borrowed it for you, aunt."

Su Qianqian was embarrassed: "If you want to borrow it, just borrow it!"

"If I can't borrow one, I'll make one for my aunt!"

Su Qianqian is pure, not young and ignorant. With a "slap", she hit him hard.

Su Xianren cried out in pain: "Follow the master's shape and outline!"

After hearing this, Su Qianqian beat him even harder, and only stopped when Su Xianren begged for mercy.

Su Qianqian got out of bed angrily, feeling furious so early in the morning.

When Xie Fu heard Su Qianqian getting out of bed, he hurriedly hid in the locker room. He had overheard the whispers between the aunt and niece, and now he couldn't let Sister Qianqian see them.

The curtain of the locker room was suddenly lifted. Xie Fu was shocked and was thinking about what to say, but he saw Su Qianqian lowering her head. A living person was standing in the corner of the locker room and he didn't see it at all.

She took a step and turned her back, so she didn't notice Xie Fu's presence at all. Then she took off her panties and sat down as if she was at home.

For Xie Fu, this was not a rare thing. After all, he was already a married man, and he was inevitably bound to have encountered these things when he was with He Qing and Xian Ting on a daily basis.

However, after knowing Sister Qianqian for many years, this was the first time that Xie Fu's heart was deeply rooted in her as a sister. His heart was pounding and he felt as if he was doing something that was extremely unacceptable to the whole world.

Xie Fu was so nervous that cold sweat broke out on his forehead. His mind was not on Su Qianqian at all, nor on what Su Qianqian was doing. He just hoped that Sister Qianqian would finish and leave as soon as possible.

Su Qianqian let out a sigh, as if a burden had been lifted off her shoulders. She pulled up her underwear, stood up, and walked straight out of the locker room.

Only then did Xie Fu relax. The sweat on his face somehow gathered from both cheeks to his chin, dripping down drop by drop.

When people are most relaxed, they often do the most unexpected things. For some unknown reason, Su Qianqian suddenly returned and lifted the curtain. This time, she saw Xie Fu standing in the corner.

Su Qianqian's eyes were wide open and she stood there in a daze. If she had discovered it the last time she came in, she wouldn't have been so frightened. But now that he had seen everything, Su Qianqian wanted to die.

The atmosphere was so tense that it couldn't be dissolved. Xie Fu pretended to be calm and said with a smile: "Sister Qianqian, good morning."

When Su Xianren, who was lying on the bed, heard Xie Fu's voice, his heart trembled. He exclaimed, and for a moment he suspected that he was hard of hearing and must have heard it wrong.

The expression on Su Qianqian's face was extremely complicated and difficult to describe. She seemed to be smiling but not smiling, and crying but not crying. Suddenly, she let out a cry and collapsed as if she had a mental breakdown.

This really frightened Xie Fu, and without thinking much, he went forward and hugged Su Qianqian. Su Qianqian cried out, "I'd rather die."

Xie Fu hurriedly said: "What's the big deal! What's the big deal!"

Su Xianren heard it clearly now. It was indeed the master's voice. How come she didn't know when the master came? She also didn't know how long the master had been there, or whether he had heard their conversation just now. Thinking of this, her face turned red.

"Oh, you saw me. You saw me."

Xie Fu hurriedly coaxed him, "I didn't see it, I didn't see it clearly." This was the truth, his mind was completely blank just now.

"You're lying, you saw it clearly!"

Seeing that he couldn't coax her like this, Xie Fu simply said, "Yes, I've wanted to see it for a long time."

Su Qianqian felt strangely relieved when she heard this: "How can you be so filthy!"

"Yes! My little brother has a lot of dirty thoughts about Sister Qianqian. Not only do I want to watch, but I also want to hold Sister Qianqian in my arms and watch, watch carefully, and listen carefully."

These words sounded polite, but to Su Qianqian they were like a bolt of thunder, which made her mind go into chaos and her limbs felt cold.

Su Xianren was also shocked. It turned out that the master was the legendary...

Xie Fu held her hand to make her feel more at ease, and spoke softly: "These days, I have been thinking about a question, do I love Sister Qianqian? Can I grow old with Sister Qianqian? If I say I love her, do I love her youth or do I really love her as a person?"

Su Qianqian listened, and her mind was temporarily attracted by Xie Fu's words.

Xie Fu felt that her emotions had stabilized, and he squeezed her soft fingers again, letting her feel his presence so that she wouldn't still be floating in the clouds: "If I say that I love Sister Qianqian's youth and beauty, when Sister Qianqian's face ages and becomes old and ugly, will I still be able to do the same as before?"

Su Qianqian heard this and said softly: "Silly brother, who doesn't love beautiful women? Sister is the same."

"No, if I want to love you, I will love you till the end of time. Even if you become an old woman with silver hair, I will remain faithful to you. Otherwise, I would rather not love you."

Su Qianqian's heart trembled. These were truly the most beautiful love words she had ever heard. She was so drunk on these love words that she didn't want to wake up.

Xie Fu continued tenderly: "I think when my sister is too old to walk, she will lie down on the bed, and I will be by her side. I will take care of her eating, drinking, defecating and urinating."

Su Qianqian responded with a "hmm", her eyes red with emotion.

"If my sister is clean now, I can't do it. I hate the smell of urine, how can I do it in the future?"

Su Qianqian murmured softly, "Good brother, it's not because of this reason. It's just that sister is extremely embarrassed."

Xie Fu said seriously: "Sister, what's there to be embarrassed about?"

"It's just... embarrassing."

Xie Fu whispered softly in her ear: "To be honest, I haven't seen enough. Sister is so secretive and still treats me as an outsider in her heart."

Su Qianqian said quickly: "No, I regard you as my own brother, the one closest to me, the one with whom I have no secrets."

Xie Fuqing said: "Then I want to see it, sister, will you let me see it?"

Su Xianren was secretly shocked. The words spoken by his master were much more sophisticated than his own. If you said he was not serious, every word he said was well-founded. If you said he was serious, everything he said was not presentable.

Su Qianqian whispered: "If you want to see it, sister will show it to you."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Okay, now let's assume that we are both old and my sister can no longer take care of herself. I will take care of the matter of Niao."

Hearing these words, Su Qianqian trembled uncontrollably and her nerves were tense.

Xie Fu thought about the dream she had mentioned earlier, and now he was fulfilling her wish, humming a cheerful tune in her ear.

Su Xianren lay on the bed, listening to the familiar tune that had been integrated into his bones and blood. He almost hummed it out loud like Xie Fu. But he was not a child anymore and forced himself to hold it back.

This tune was like a soul-stirring tune, making Su Qianqian's soul want to surrender. The forces of her body and mind were pulling at her. Finally, she said miserably, "No more. Let's wait until next time."

Xie Fu said softly, "That's the deal then."

Su Qianqian lowered her head: "Well, put me down first."

As soon as Su Qianqian's feet touched the ground, she ran out of the locker room like a frightened little rabbit.

She should have been given some time to digest and savor it, but she had just arrived and hadn't done her business yet, so she couldn't just leave right away.

When Xie Fu walked out of the locker room, Su Qianqian had already sat down at the table with her back to him.

Xie Fu said calmly: "Sister Qianqian, are you feeling better?"

"much better."

After that, both sides fell silent, as if they had become very unfamiliar with each other. There was nothing to say, so Su Qianqian asked casually, "Why are you here?"

"I was recovering from my injuries the whole day yesterday. Now that I feel better, I came to visit Sister Qianqian."

Su Qianqian heard this and felt that she was an incompetent sister. She turned back suddenly and asked, "Where are you hurt? Is it serious?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "If the condition is serious, I won't be able to come over to see you." He walked to the table and sat down.

Su Qianqian turned sideways to face Xie Fu and said with concern, "Sister, take a look." Her hands couldn't wait to gently press on Xie Fu's arms and chest.

"Was it the hands, the chest, or the back?"

Xie Fu smiled and shook his head. He really enjoyed Su Qianqian's care. What was he gaining from all the effort he put in? Wasn't it just for this moment of warmth? Why not enjoy it a little longer?

Seeing that he didn't say anything, Su Qianqian became even more worried because she knew that Xie Fu would always hide bad things from others. "Where did you get hurt?"

As he said that, he actually squatted down to check Xie Fu's legs. After checking to no avail, he finally asked in confusion, "Is it a butt drum?"

Xie Fu laughed: "Sister Qianqian, if you want to see me being a bitch, just say it. No need to find excuses."

Su Qianqian's face tensed: "If I want to see it, I can just take it off and see it. Why do this?"

As he said this, he pinched Xie Fu's drum with his hands. When he felt it was intact, without any missing pieces or gaps, he became even more worried: "Where is it damaged?"

Seeing her anxious look, Xie Fu's heart trembled. The ice had been broken. It was time to start the ice-breaking journey. He leaned in and whispered, "You hurt Hammer Baba."

Su Qianqian was surprised: "Is the injury serious?"

Xie Fu said sadly: "The doctor said, from now on... from now on..."

"What will happen next?"

Xie Fu then said softly, "I'm afraid it's not humane."

Su Qianqian cried out, and her eyes went dark. It seemed that she was the one who was inhumane. She couldn't accept it at all. But she pulled herself together and said sternly, "It's okay."

Xie Fu was surprised: "No problem?"

Su Qianqian said, "You already have children, so the important task of carrying on the family line has been accomplished." She forced a smile and said, "Besides, this person is fine, without any missing limbs."

Xie Fu immediately understood that she was trying to comfort him and told him not to take it too seriously. He said softly, "Sister Qianqian, do you understand what this means?"

Su Qianqian nodded: "Sister understands."

"I won't be able to be with you anymore..."

Su Qianqian nodded, and Xie Fu asked, "Are you still planning to marry me?"

Su Qianqian blurted out: "I didn't say I wanted to marry you!"

After he finished speaking, he realized that what he said was inappropriate, so he quickly changed his words and said, "Marry, marry, marry."

Xie Fu whispered: "Then you will be a living widow."

Su Qianqian said sternly: "Sister loves you and doesn't care about these things at all."

(End of this chapter)