Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1894 Women's Struggle 02

Su Qianqian came with good intentions and said hurriedly, "No, it's not true. I have met Madam Cui several times. Madam Cui was always polite and courteous. There is no way she could be bullied."

Su Qianqian is innocent and cute, a girl that is easy to like. She is not threatening but also unwilling to harm. This kind of girl can often protect herself and have a good ending in the infighting in the harem.

Wang Yuwo has known countless people. Just by looking at the other person's eyes, she can tell whether the other person is a human or a ghost. She feels like she is in the immortal palace. She immediately feels close to him and takes Su Qianqian's hand: "No way, I must have been rude in some way, so I gave people something to talk about."

Su Qianqian said gently: "No, it was me who was rude. Please forgive me, Mrs. Cui." She also tried hard to learn and walked to the front of the hall.

Seeing that the two girls wanted to get close but were being polite, Xie Fu smiled and said, "It seems that I must introduce you once more solemnly. Yuwo, this is my sworn sister Su Qianqian. Qianqian treats me better than a real brother, and in my heart she is better than a real sister."

Then he continued, "Sister Qianqian, this is my sworn brother's wife, Wang Yuwo, who is also my sister-in-law."

As for brother-in-law and sister-in-law, if you say they are related, then they are related in some way; if you say they are not related at all, then you can say they have nothing to do with each other. The mere words "brother-in-law and sister-in-law" are obviously not enough to describe this relationship.

Xie Fu smiled and continued, “Yuwo has saved me many times. I should say that she is my life-saving brother and sister.”

Su Qianqian exclaimed, and tightly held Wang Yuwo's ​​hand: "That's my benefactor. A benefactor is not just a relative."

It is obvious that she took the initiative to characterize the relationship between Xie Fu and Wang Yuwo. This is also what she learned from Cui Yourong. Su Qianqian is smart at heart, willing to learn, and learns things very quickly.

However, Su Qianqian was a beginner in the ways of the world after all, and she was not as experienced as Wang Yuwo. She saw through it immediately. Since Su Qianqian had given her a favor, it would be rude not to return the favor. She smiled and said, "That's not true. Uncle is exaggerating."

Su Qianqian said, "I know my good brother very well. One is one and two is two. He will not lie."

Then he said in a joking tone: "The only way to repay you for saving my life is to give me my body." He learned this trick of going with the flow from the old lady Yui Yoshiha.

Such a proposal was of course ridiculous. Wang Yuwo felt amused and pretended to be embarrassed: "Madam Li, you really love to joke. Uncle is not a woman, how can he pledge himself to me?"

Su Qianqian was waiting for Wang Yuwo to say that this matter was unreasonable and baseless, so she smiled and said, "Then you must pledge yourself to me."

Xie Fu was stunned. Sister Qianqian's three sentences were enough for three reversals, and she was very cautious at every step. When did she become so good at thinking and speaking?

Wang Yuwo smiled and tried, "Madam Li, you are joking again. Isn't it putting the cart before the horse to let your uncle marry me?"

Su Qianqian deliberately said: "It's better to allow their men to marry him than for us women to marry him. I think you look down on him."

"It's not that I look down on it, it's just..."

Wang Yuwo deliberately strangled her and left the rest of the words for Su Qianqian to say. Whatever medicine is in the gourd, just pour it all out.

Su Qianqian exclaimed: "I almost forgot that Madam Cui is already a married woman, and my good brother is also a married man."

Wang Yuwo's ​​face changed. She really didn't like this sentence. It was like blocking all her ways out.

Su Qianqian sighed: "It's because I think you two are a perfect match made in heaven that I said such nonsense."

Wang Yuwo was secretly shocked. At this moment, he couldn't tell whether Su Qianqian was truly pure or just pretending to be pure. If she was pretending to be pure, then she was too cunning.

Seeing Wang Yuwo standing there in an awkward position, Xie Fu smiled in his heart. It seemed that simplicity was the invincible tactic. No matter what tactic the opponent used, he would just do it according to his own ideas.

He smiled and said, "There is one thing I want to make clear. I am not the kind of person who would steal someone's wife."

Su Qianqian said angrily, "When did I say you were having an affair with the second sister-in-law." But she was thinking in her heart, she is the wife of your sworn brother, what you did is not considered as having an affair with the second sister-in-law, but what is considered as having an affair with the second sister-in-law is tacitly known to everyone, so saying it out loud like this would be like admitting guilt.

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Sister Qianqian, please listen to me first. There is something else going on here."

"Oh, there's a hidden story."

"It's like this, Yuwo is a spy lurking around Sanfei. Not only are they not a real couple, they are also enemies."

The word spy made Wang Yuwo look a little unhappy. Xie Fu was very perceptive and immediately said with a smile: "The word spy is indeed a bit unpleasant, but I can't think of a more appropriate word for the moment. Yuwo, don't mind it."

Wang Yuwo said in a strange voice: "No, in uncle's eyes, I am a spy."

"You're right. You're one of the thirteen martial arts heroes of the Li family. Even the eldest son of the Li family, Li Huichao, has to call you aunt. Oh! I thought of a more appropriate one, which is to endure humiliation and bear heavy burdens! Yuwo endured humiliation and stayed by Sanfei's side."

Wang Yuwo had a smile on her face, but she was sarcastic in her heart. Uncle, thank you for your hard work. I gave you a slap in the face and also gave you a candy.

Su Qianqian said: "Good brother, you said that the two of them were enemies. So it is you who resolved the conflict between them."

"Of course I don't want them to fight to the death, but I am secretly mediating and dividing the conflict. However, whether they are enemies or friends, it all comes down to interests."

"Good brother, you don't have to make it so complicated. I just know that they were enemies before, but they are no longer enemies now. As for the so-called husband-wife relationship, it is just a layer of paper that has not been pierced."

"Yes, yes, Sister Qianqian, who said you are stupid? You are so smart."

Su Qianqian smiled and said, "Then I can't call you Madam Cui anymore. I should call you Miss Wang instead."

Xie Fu praised: "That's clever too."

Su Qianqian smiled and said, "Then it's not hooking up with the second sister-in-law."

Unexpectedly, Sister Qianqian would cooperate so well. Xie Fu laughed out loud: "I can't do it, I can't do it."

Who knew that Su Qianqian would say something else: "It's to hook up with a lady from a rich family."

The words "lady from a noble family" were a high compliment to Wang Yuwo's ​​identity, and Wang Yuwo was really flattered.

A kind word can warm you through three winter months, but an evil word can hurt you through six months of summer. Some people just don't forgive others with their words, which makes people hate them and eventually brings them trouble.

Chen Linglong had turned around at this time, but did not come closer. She was even worse at socializing than Su Qianqian, and was even less used to this kind of false politeness. Turning around was a sign of respect for Xie Fu, and her unwillingness to step forward to talk was also her true inner wish.

Xie Fu greeted her: "Linglong, come here."

Chen Linglong, dressed in a white dress, walked slowly towards them like a fairy in a painting, her face solemn and without the smile that Wang Yuwo had on her face.

However, when Su Xianren saw her, he found her pleasing to the eye. After all, a woman with such a cold and extraordinary temperament had nothing to do with a vixen.

Xie Fu introduced again: "Linglong, my sworn sister Su Qianqian."

Chen Linglong gave a friendly smile and nodded slightly as a greeting.

"Sister Qianqian, my second brother's wife is Chen Linglong."

Su Qianqian didn't beat around the bush this time and addressed him directly: "Fairy Chen."

Chen Linglong said modestly: "I don't deserve it."

Xie Fu laughed: "Let's get back to the topic. Just now we said that this is a private gathering among friends. We should be relaxed and casual, so don't use polite and awkward names like Madam Li, Miss Wang, Fairy Chen, etc. I'll make an idea. How about calling her by her name?"

The three girls smiled slightly, and Xie Fu said, "No objection, then it's settled. If you break the rules later, you will be punished."

Su Qianqian was the first to agree: "Brother Fu, what's the punishment?"

Xie Fu sighed: "Su Qianqian, you made a mistake." Su Qianqian was puzzled: "What did I do wrong?"

When she realized that Xie Fu actually called her by her name, she suddenly realized, "Calling you Brother Fu counts, too."

"Of course, we treat everyone equally and accept the punishment."

Su Qianqian curled her lips: "You didn't explain it clearly, so it doesn't count."

Looking at Su Qianqian's lovely appearance like a young girl, Chen Linglong couldn't help but smile. Her uncle's sworn sister really made people want to get close to her. Anyone who could walk with her uncle would not be too bad. Anyone who could become a sworn sister with her uncle would definitely get his great recognition. At this moment, she had a very good impression of Su Qianqian.

Xie Fu didn't dwell on the details: "Okay, okay, I didn't explain it clearly just now, so it doesn't count. From now on, you have to admit your mistakes."

"Okay, Fu... Thank you Fu, what's the punishment?"

Su Qianqian almost called him the wrong name again, but fortunately she corrected it in time. She was used to calling him "Fudi" and "good brother", and it was really difficult to pronounce it all of a sudden, and it sounded weird to call him by his name.

Xie Fu smiled awkwardly: "Does it feel like you're chatting up a gentleman on the street for the first time?"

Wang Yuwo chuckled, and Chen Linglong also gently covered her mouth to hold back her laughter. Uncle was always so humorous. It was always joyful to be with him, and never boring at all.

Su Xianren leaned close to Su Qianqian's ear and whispered, "Aunt, I'll teach you a trick. Call him "you" instead of his name. I guarantee you won't make a mistake."

Su Qianqian said, "Don't interrupt me. Tell me what the punishment is first."

Xie Fu was immediately in the scene. He lifted Su Qianqian's chin with his fingers and said teasingly, "You are so pretty, young lady. Where do you live? May I ask your name?"

Women can only be asked for their surnames, not their given names. Even if Xie Fu used a respectful title at this moment, he could not escape the suspicion of being a lecher.

Su Xianren suddenly became interested and actually cooperated with Xie Fu, coldly scolding: "You scoundrel, it is not your place to ask about my aunt's name."

Seeing Su Xianren agreeing with her, Su Qianqian glared at Su Xianren and pushed Xie Fu's hand away: "Stop making trouble. Explain the punishment clearly first."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "If you want to punish someone, then it can't be painless. It has to be hard for people to accept. This way, they will avoid making mistakes."

The other two girls were also scared by what he said. They were really afraid that Master Xie would come up with some bad ideas, such as taking off clothes or something like that. After all, when Uncle gets crazy, no one knows what crazy things he will do. They smiled and said, "I think we should punish them by performing like before."

Xie Fu immediately rejected the idea: "No! The three of you are from wealthy families and have been proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting since childhood. Isn't this just showing off? What kind of punishment is this?"

"Fu...then tell me." Su Qianqian almost let the cat out of the bag again.

Xie Fu teased, "Oh, my lady, you called me so affectionately so quickly. Have you been secretly in love with me for a long time? You found out my name from somewhere else. Why don't I add a character to it to make it closer? How about adding the character 'Lang'?"

Su Qianqian had been teased and teased by Xie Fu many times, but she was still embarrassed in front of others. She said angrily: "Stop talking nonsense and talk about business! What's the punishment?" Her eyes were threatening. "Be careful or I'll beat you up."

This reminded Xie Fu, who smiled and said, "How about the punishment of beating the fart drum?"

The four girls, including Su Xianren, exclaimed in unison, obviously finding this punishment unacceptable.

Su Xianren thought to herself that it seemed that the master really liked to beat the drum. She glanced at the other two women. Wang Yuwo's ​​waist was so round and sweet that she couldn't help but want to taste it. As for Chen Linglong, she couldn't see clearly in front of her.

The scene was silent for a while, and Wang Yuwo smiled sweetly: "Uncle, you're not afraid that your fart will break soon."

Xie Fu exclaimed, "Yuwo, you did it, you did it!" He was so happy and excited that it seemed as if his palm had already fallen on it.

Wang Yuwo let out a cry of "ah". Habit is really a terrible thing. The word "uncle" has been engraved in his heart, and he said the wrong thing inadvertently.

Su Xianren thought Wang Yuwo did it on purpose, so he snorted coldly and muttered in a low voice: "Burn the disaster!"

Most of the people present were martial arts masters with sharp ears and eyes. Except for Su Qianqian, everyone else heard the muttering. Chen Linglong didn't care at all. As for Xie Fu, he always treated Su Xianren as a little girl. What a little girl said was just childish talk, so there was no need to care about it.

Wang Yuwo sneered in his heart and said, "If I burn it, I will burn it in front of you and make you angry to death."

Who was she to be mocked openly and secretly by Su Xianren? If it weren't for Xie Fu's face, this young lady of the Su family would have died countless times, and would have been tortured to death by vicious and cruel means.

She, Wang Yuwo, is still the same Wang Yuwo as before, without any change. The only one who can control her is Xie Fu.

Wang Yuwo looked cheerful and chatty: "Why are you so happy? The punishment has not been decided yet."

Xie Fu said, "Then you should admit your mistake and accept the punishment."

Wang Yuwo smiled slightly: "Count it once first, and punish them together later."

"readily."

Su Qianqian smiled slightly: "The punishment will be as Xie Fu said."

When these words were spoken, others were a little surprised. They didn't expect Su Qianqian to agree to this ridiculous proposal.

But little did he know that Su Qianqian had her own thoughts in her mind. Wang Yuwo had already committed a crime, so this was an opportunity for Xie Fu and Wang Yuwo to get in touch.

If there is still a layer of window paper between the two people, then the slap will break the window paper.

If the two were already secretly in love, she could also witness and confirm their relationship with her own eyes.

As Xie Fu's good sister, her original intention remains unchanged. She also wants to fulfill her original promise and let her good brother marry six or seven wives and eight or nine concubines.

Xie Fu looked at Su Qianqian with a strange smile on his face, and his eyes seemed to say, Sister Qianqian, it's not enough to beat me in private, you actually want to beat me in public as well. This has become one of your hobbies.

I said in my mind: "Sister Qianqian, do you want to teach me a lesson? Just say it directly. Why do you have to beat around the bush like this?"

Su Xianren let out a slight sigh, obviously realizing that Xie Fu had committed a crime. However, the others remained silent, and Xie Fu himself was also unaware.

Su Qianqian smiled: "I want to see if you have grown up, if you have become more independent, and if you no longer recognize people."

Xie Fu smiled apologetically: "No way, a sister is always a sister. Even if I am old and walking with a cane, I will still call you Sister Qianqian when I meet you, good sister." As she said this, she suddenly realized something and let out a sigh.

Su Qianqian smiled slightly: "I have done it twice."

Xie Fu laughed and pointed at Su Qianqian: "Su Qianqian, I didn't expect that you are so silly at ordinary times, but so cunning at the critical moment, and you can actually set a trap for others without making any noise."

Su Qianqian scolded coldly: "Disrespectful!"

Wang Yuwo smiled to ease the atmosphere: "No matter what the punishment is, it's two times, I'll count it."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Since you all have no objections, it's settled then."

Wang Yuwo smiled softly: "Where?"

(End of this chapter)