I have Futian in my heart
Chapter 242 What If My Subordinates Are Too Stupid?
Chapter 242 What If My Subordinates Are Too Stupid?
"Octopus, what are you writing here? What sequence is not in sequence, it makes people's brain hurt. Be cool, be straightforward, do you understand, use it to rewrite...follow my setting, don't write it yourself play.
Just Zhanwang, Zhandi, Zhangod, Zhanxian, that's fine, but those shepherds and clowns are too troublesome.Others can't understand!
You treat readers as idiots, just do whatever is simple!
After writing, I will give you a day off this month, so that you can go back and see your wife and children!Fuck me again, be careful I won't give you a day off!
Look at other people's mushrooms, they can update [-] words a day!I granted him a three-day leave yesterday, you have to learn from him, do you understand! "
Zheng Xiaoming reprimanded him standing behind a gunman's work position.
That's right, in Zheng Xiaoming's studio...in the real sense, there are six people in total.
They are all professional writers and are helping him write a book!
Just kidding, I am Venerable Gao Yang now, okay?Even if one has the responsibility of educating the public, it is impossible to lie in front of the computer and type for more than ten hours every day.Of course, I need to ask the gunner to help code the words!
These are the first-class gods in the Internet literature world now. What kind of octopus, chicken, all of them were invited by Ren Ge, and they were locked up here to help him be a shooter and write books for him.
(dog head for life)
The kind that codes eighteen hours a day and works seven days a week!
What kind of blessing is [-]?This is the blessing, do you understand?
Don't you think this is very good, these guys can help him update [-] words a day.
In particular, Mushroom is the most powerful guy. He is like an octopus. One person can help him update [-] a day.
One of the most capable in the studio!
Just as Zheng Xiaoming was scolding his subordinate shooter, a phone call came over him suddenly.
"Old boss... it's not good!" Hu Chonghe came from the phone with a panicked voice.
Zheng Xiaoming was very tired: "You're so fucking bad! I'm so fucking good!"
After finally taking a break from his busy schedule, he is urging the gunmen to code.Uh, it’s not for typing... Ahem, it’s mainly for writing books and educating the people.
But being interrupted by Hu Chong and this guy, I was upset, and then this guy said I was not good, and my heart suddenly became angry.
Hu Chong and his mouth were stupid, and they didn't know how to explain it, so they bit the bullet and said, "Old boss, it's really bad! Something happened, someone has become obsessed again..."
Zheng Xiaoming hummed, and immediately remembered that Hu Chong and these people were sent out to arrest the guy who sold the holy salt.Could it be that the guy who took the holy salt became enchanted again!
This made Zheng Xiaoming rub his brows in annoyance: "What's the matter? Did the bewitched guy hurt the innocent or what? Don't tell me, you guys can't even deal with the bewitched guy..."
The guy who has just become enchanted, although he is called an enchanted person, is actually a second-level mutant at most, not a third-level enchanted person.
Such a guy who is a little stronger than ordinary people, you guys who are almost internally strong... By the way, Yang Zili is already internally strong.
You three martial arts masters, if you still can't deal with it, just buy a piece of tofu and kill yourself.
In case he, Zheng Xiaoming, has to spend money to support such a waste!
Being scolded by Zheng Xiaoming, Hu Chonghe became even more nervous, and stammered: "No, no, no, it's the envoy...Master Censor! There is a lord envoy who was almost attacked by a bewitched man! "
I'm sooooooooooooooo!
Zheng Xiaoming stood up abruptly, almost yelling: "The envoy? Where did the envoy come from? Is it the examination envoy Wang?"
A few days ago, the letter from Dragon Soul just arrived, and it has been found out that the review envoy who went to Gaoyang this time is called Wang Mingan, and he should have come to Gaoyang in the past few days.
Zheng Xiaoming didn't take it too seriously!Since Dragon Soul said that he couldn't pass the audit, then he won't!
Anyway, I still enjoy the treatment of a mid-level security officer.
That being the case, what censorship review side play to go!
But now, Hu Chong and this Internet cafe bastard told themselves that a demon they were chasing gave that censorship envoy... No, I haven't said yet, what happened to that censorship envoy!
So Zheng Xiaoming hurriedly asked: "How is the censor? Didn't you get killed by the demon?" "No, no, no..."
"injured?"
"No no no..."
"What the hell can you say other than saying no? Why don't you change your career to be a matchmaker in the future!" Zheng Xiaoming complained.
The phone was finally taken over by Yang Zili. The two brothers were cunning and ruthless, afraid of being scolded, they left the call to Hu Chonghe.
Now that Yang Zili heard that Zheng Xiaoming was in a hurry, Hu Chonghe couldn't explain clearly for a long time, so he could only take the phone by himself and said, "Boss, it's like this! We are hunting down a salt dealer, and then that guy suddenly became possessed." Yes, rushed to the road.
Lord Yushi's car happened to pass by, and his bodyguards shot and killed the possessed man! "
Zheng Xiaoming breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the words, as long as Mr. Yu Shi is fine.I wiped the fairy boards of you three guys. I couldn't even do this little thing well, and it almost caused me a big mess.
He now somewhat understands what it's like for those big villains and big bosses in TV movies to look at those incompetent subordinates under him!
No, I'm not a big villain, I can't raise such an incompetent idiot.I need to find some powerful men.These three idiots can't be used anymore, so as not to be dragged down by them to death anytime!
Zheng Xiaoming was thinking in his heart when he heard Yang Zili lower his voice and say: "Boss, that censor's envoy seems to be making a private visit in a micro-service! You said he came to our Gaoyang, and he neither notified the government nor came to look for you, but was on the street. What do you mean by wandering around on the Internet? It must be thinking about dealing with us.
Boss, do you want me to find a chance to click them... Pretending to be the work of the enchanted..."
Before he could finish his sentence, Zheng Xiaoming was already furious: "Are you crazy, are you going to kill the imperial court official? You are rebelling! If you want to die, you will die yourself, don't implicate me."
Damn, I just said that these three guys are stupid, I didn't expect this Yang Zili to jump out immediately to prove how stupid he is!
That's right, this guy is not stupid, and he couldn't do the live broadcast to challenge Zheng Xiaoming back then...
Do you have a fucking pig's brain, or is your brain flooded?Do you dare to kill the official ordered by the court?
You pretended to be killed by a demon, you think the court can't find out!Let me tell you, as long as this kind of thing is done, there is nothing that cannot be found out.
Zheng Xiaoming was very tired, how could someone be so stupid?
In fact, when this kind of thing happens, the imperial court doesn't need to investigate at all. If something happens on your territory, you are the biggest responsible person, and you will be unlucky at that time!
Besides, even if you get into a car accident or something.It's better than killing the bewitched!
The security guards are in charge of monsters and monsters. Now that the devil has killed the censor sent by the imperial court, then you are the biggest blame.
On the contrary, if there was a car accident or something, the responsibility might be less!
(End of this chapter)
"Octopus, what are you writing here? What sequence is not in sequence, it makes people's brain hurt. Be cool, be straightforward, do you understand, use it to rewrite...follow my setting, don't write it yourself play.
Just Zhanwang, Zhandi, Zhangod, Zhanxian, that's fine, but those shepherds and clowns are too troublesome.Others can't understand!
You treat readers as idiots, just do whatever is simple!
After writing, I will give you a day off this month, so that you can go back and see your wife and children!Fuck me again, be careful I won't give you a day off!
Look at other people's mushrooms, they can update [-] words a day!I granted him a three-day leave yesterday, you have to learn from him, do you understand! "
Zheng Xiaoming reprimanded him standing behind a gunman's work position.
That's right, in Zheng Xiaoming's studio...in the real sense, there are six people in total.
They are all professional writers and are helping him write a book!
Just kidding, I am Venerable Gao Yang now, okay?Even if one has the responsibility of educating the public, it is impossible to lie in front of the computer and type for more than ten hours every day.Of course, I need to ask the gunner to help code the words!
These are the first-class gods in the Internet literature world now. What kind of octopus, chicken, all of them were invited by Ren Ge, and they were locked up here to help him be a shooter and write books for him.
(dog head for life)
The kind that codes eighteen hours a day and works seven days a week!
What kind of blessing is [-]?This is the blessing, do you understand?
Don't you think this is very good, these guys can help him update [-] words a day.
In particular, Mushroom is the most powerful guy. He is like an octopus. One person can help him update [-] a day.
One of the most capable in the studio!
Just as Zheng Xiaoming was scolding his subordinate shooter, a phone call came over him suddenly.
"Old boss... it's not good!" Hu Chonghe came from the phone with a panicked voice.
Zheng Xiaoming was very tired: "You're so fucking bad! I'm so fucking good!"
After finally taking a break from his busy schedule, he is urging the gunmen to code.Uh, it’s not for typing... Ahem, it’s mainly for writing books and educating the people.
But being interrupted by Hu Chong and this guy, I was upset, and then this guy said I was not good, and my heart suddenly became angry.
Hu Chong and his mouth were stupid, and they didn't know how to explain it, so they bit the bullet and said, "Old boss, it's really bad! Something happened, someone has become obsessed again..."
Zheng Xiaoming hummed, and immediately remembered that Hu Chong and these people were sent out to arrest the guy who sold the holy salt.Could it be that the guy who took the holy salt became enchanted again!
This made Zheng Xiaoming rub his brows in annoyance: "What's the matter? Did the bewitched guy hurt the innocent or what? Don't tell me, you guys can't even deal with the bewitched guy..."
The guy who has just become enchanted, although he is called an enchanted person, is actually a second-level mutant at most, not a third-level enchanted person.
Such a guy who is a little stronger than ordinary people, you guys who are almost internally strong... By the way, Yang Zili is already internally strong.
You three martial arts masters, if you still can't deal with it, just buy a piece of tofu and kill yourself.
In case he, Zheng Xiaoming, has to spend money to support such a waste!
Being scolded by Zheng Xiaoming, Hu Chonghe became even more nervous, and stammered: "No, no, no, it's the envoy...Master Censor! There is a lord envoy who was almost attacked by a bewitched man! "
I'm sooooooooooooooo!
Zheng Xiaoming stood up abruptly, almost yelling: "The envoy? Where did the envoy come from? Is it the examination envoy Wang?"
A few days ago, the letter from Dragon Soul just arrived, and it has been found out that the review envoy who went to Gaoyang this time is called Wang Mingan, and he should have come to Gaoyang in the past few days.
Zheng Xiaoming didn't take it too seriously!Since Dragon Soul said that he couldn't pass the audit, then he won't!
Anyway, I still enjoy the treatment of a mid-level security officer.
That being the case, what censorship review side play to go!
But now, Hu Chong and this Internet cafe bastard told themselves that a demon they were chasing gave that censorship envoy... No, I haven't said yet, what happened to that censorship envoy!
So Zheng Xiaoming hurriedly asked: "How is the censor? Didn't you get killed by the demon?" "No, no, no..."
"injured?"
"No no no..."
"What the hell can you say other than saying no? Why don't you change your career to be a matchmaker in the future!" Zheng Xiaoming complained.
The phone was finally taken over by Yang Zili. The two brothers were cunning and ruthless, afraid of being scolded, they left the call to Hu Chonghe.
Now that Yang Zili heard that Zheng Xiaoming was in a hurry, Hu Chonghe couldn't explain clearly for a long time, so he could only take the phone by himself and said, "Boss, it's like this! We are hunting down a salt dealer, and then that guy suddenly became possessed." Yes, rushed to the road.
Lord Yushi's car happened to pass by, and his bodyguards shot and killed the possessed man! "
Zheng Xiaoming breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the words, as long as Mr. Yu Shi is fine.I wiped the fairy boards of you three guys. I couldn't even do this little thing well, and it almost caused me a big mess.
He now somewhat understands what it's like for those big villains and big bosses in TV movies to look at those incompetent subordinates under him!
No, I'm not a big villain, I can't raise such an incompetent idiot.I need to find some powerful men.These three idiots can't be used anymore, so as not to be dragged down by them to death anytime!
Zheng Xiaoming was thinking in his heart when he heard Yang Zili lower his voice and say: "Boss, that censor's envoy seems to be making a private visit in a micro-service! You said he came to our Gaoyang, and he neither notified the government nor came to look for you, but was on the street. What do you mean by wandering around on the Internet? It must be thinking about dealing with us.
Boss, do you want me to find a chance to click them... Pretending to be the work of the enchanted..."
Before he could finish his sentence, Zheng Xiaoming was already furious: "Are you crazy, are you going to kill the imperial court official? You are rebelling! If you want to die, you will die yourself, don't implicate me."
Damn, I just said that these three guys are stupid, I didn't expect this Yang Zili to jump out immediately to prove how stupid he is!
That's right, this guy is not stupid, and he couldn't do the live broadcast to challenge Zheng Xiaoming back then...
Do you have a fucking pig's brain, or is your brain flooded?Do you dare to kill the official ordered by the court?
You pretended to be killed by a demon, you think the court can't find out!Let me tell you, as long as this kind of thing is done, there is nothing that cannot be found out.
Zheng Xiaoming was very tired, how could someone be so stupid?
In fact, when this kind of thing happens, the imperial court doesn't need to investigate at all. If something happens on your territory, you are the biggest responsible person, and you will be unlucky at that time!
Besides, even if you get into a car accident or something.It's better than killing the bewitched!
The security guards are in charge of monsters and monsters. Now that the devil has killed the censor sent by the imperial court, then you are the biggest blame.
On the contrary, if there was a car accident or something, the responsibility might be less!
(End of this chapter)
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