please make me king

Chapter 1498 Stealing the World

"How about it, your father is not willing to spend money to redeem you, is he?" Concubine Tian Gui couldn't help smiling happily when she saw Queen Zhou returning back in a daze.

Seeing things, she has always been smart, and when she saw Zhang Shun's expression, she guessed that this guy wanted to squeeze some money from them.

"It's not a matter of reluctance, it's just that there is no way to describe it." The first time Queen Zhou didn't sneer at her, but said with a hesitant expression, "That...that was me before, you won't hold grudges Me?"

"Ah, how can it be, I also did something wrong!" Concubine Tian Gui was stunned, and couldn't help but quickly responded.

"That's good, that's good, if that's the case, may I ask you, can you lend me some money, I need it urgently!" Queen Zhou said with a bit of hesitation.

"Ha, you want to borrow money to redeem yourself? How much, tell me the number!" Concubine Tian Gui was taken aback when she heard this, and immediately understood that the queen wanted to borrow money to redeem herself this week.

It was so easy for her to bow her head in this life, even if she gritted her teeth and swallowed blood, she would still be generous.

"One... 100 million" Queen Zhou hesitated for a moment, her voice was like a mosquito humming.

"One million dollars?" Concubine Tian Gui was almost dumbfounded.

"One million taels of silver!" Empress Zhou emphasized hastily.

"One million taels of silver!" Concubine Tian Gui couldn't help but raise her voice. If she hadn't been bound, she would have jumped up, and she couldn't help turning her head and questioning Zhang Shun.

"She is inlaid with gold or jade, how can she be so expensive!"

What kind of queen can be worth 100 million?

"Let's go, it's your turn!" Zhang Shun ignored her, and instead untied the cloth tied around Queen Zhang's ankle.

Now he is worth hundreds of thousands every minute, so where is the time to waste?
The two of them came out of the Hall of Mental Cultivation with great difficulty, and then the Empress said in a low voice, "My family is not as rich as theirs, where can I have money with you?"

It turns out that this empress has a great reputation, but she is actually not liked by Emperor Tianqi.

Not only was the patriarch Zhang Guoji Taikang Bo deposed, but she was tortured and killed five people by Tianqi shortly after she got married because of a small mistake in her family.

Afterwards, even the celebrations and rewards that should be held for the queen's birthday were omitted by him.

It wasn't until Tianqi passed away and Chongzhen ascended the throne that he re-appointed Taikangbo while conferring the title of Jiadingbo on Zhou Kui, the father-in-law.

Therefore, Queen Zhang knew her own family affairs, and she was afraid that she would be embarrassed by Zhang Shun.

"Empress Zhou also said the same before, if you don't squeeze it, who knows how much oil there will be?" Zhang Shun sneered.

Just remembering that Empress Zhang is from Xiangfu, Zhang Shun said comfortingly: "You don't have to worry, this king 'regards the heart regardless of the trace', and will never force it!"

In fact, when discussing it carefully, Empress Zhang "is beautiful and plump, her face is like Guanyin, her eyes are like autumn waves, her mouth is like vermilion cherry blossoms, her nose is like hanging gallbladder, and her teeth are fine and clean".

Except that her complexion is not as good as that of Queen Zhou, her appearance is even better. It can be said that she is an enhanced version of Queen Zhou.

However, this enhanced version of Queen Zhou can only see the loving couple and their harmonious and happy life, and one can imagine the jealousy in her heart.

Hate others, but laugh others.

Although it is not that the two of them are so vicious in their hearts, there is inevitably a bit of incompatibility subconsciously.

Now that she sees Zhou Guozhang, who has always been "stingy and stingy", willing to spend money for his daughter, she can't help but feel a little bit of self-pity for a while.

Sure enough, Zhang Shun told Zhou Kui's words to Zhang Guozhang Guoji, and Zhang Guoji couldn't help but murmured: "At home, there is only more than [-] yuan in the family. If we sell some land, house and luggage, I'm afraid it will be a waste of money." We will make up the number of one hundred thousand."

"Zhang Guozhang!" Zhang Shun couldn't help shouting kindly when he heard the words, "The chicken lays the egg, and the egg lays the chicken. It's no skill. Those who are really capable should use the chicken to lay the egg, do you understand?"

"To be honest, your daughter is beautiful and beautiful, but this king is very rare."

"But no matter how rare this king is, she shouldn't be used as money! Have you seen that, Queen Zhou's family, dowry 100 million, 100 million!"

"Can you imagine the scene of him sitting in the hall tomorrow, collecting money from other gentry and officials?"

"What is the source of wealth, this is called the source of wealth!"

"Uh, Your Highness means 'borrowing money'?" Zhang Guoji was obviously a little bit moved, but also a little bit confused, "I'm afraid I won't be able to pay it back!"

"Seven words, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!" Zhang Shun hated that the iron could not be made into a steel road, "This king has never seen such an honest person."

"Who are you? You are the head of the country! Who dares to press you for debt?"

"Even if the lawsuit goes to the imperial court, I still have something to say. First, to ensure personal safety, second, to ensure daily expenses, and third, you can pay it back slowly!"

"One hundred and two hundred years, when your bones are all rotten, why do you care about that?"

"Okay, I'll sign it too, and I'll sign it for 100 million too!" Zhang Guoji gritted his teeth and signed the document.

After finally waiting for her father to leave, Queen Zhang crawled out from under the imperial case with a complicated expression.

However, before she could speak, Zhang Shun was looking at the document his father had just signed, shaking his head and sighing.

"What's the matter?" Empress Zhang, who originally felt that something was wrong, couldn't help but feel a little bit in her heart.

"Rotten wood cannot be carved, and dung cannot be crushed!" Zhang Shun shook his head and dropped his book bag, then sighed, "This king has made everything so clear, Zhang Guozhang is still so honest."

"Why are you being honest?" The poor man signed the contract of selling himself, no matter how you look at it, this is hard work, right?

"Borrowing chickens to lay eggs, borrowing chickens to lay eggs, borrowing one is just borrowing, borrowing ten is still borrowing. Anyway, you can't pay it back, why don't you sign 1000 million, [-] million, and look better!" Zhang Shun couldn't help laughing. road.

Empress Zhang trembled when she heard the words, wishing to get away from Zhang Shun as soon as possible.

This person really dares to say that since Tianqi and Chongzhen have exhausted their efforts, the annual tax payment is only 1000 million, and you will have to borrow a ten-year loan just by opening your mouth.
"Okay, it's your turn!" Zhang Shun said loudly to Concubine Tian when the distraught Empress Zhang returned to the Hall of Mental Cultivation.

"Ah, what's the matter with you guys?" Concubine Tian Gui looked at Queen Zhou, then at Queen Zhang, and asked in confusion.

"You do it yourself!" Queen Zhang shook her head with a wry smile when she heard the words, not knowing what to say for a while.

"Mystery!" Concubine Tian Gui muttered, and followed Zhang Shun out the door.

"Let me tell you, if you want money, you have to be nice to me!" Compared to Queen Zhou and Queen Zhang, who are powerless, Tian Guifei, who is both civil and military, is obviously more confident.

If she hadn't been able to see her father soon, she would have killed Zhang Shun with just her long legs.

Don't worry, when you meet someone who takes advantage of you, this king will kill you severely!

Zhang Shun smiled, pushed open the side door of Qianqing Palace and said, "Please!"

After Concubine Tian Gui also hid under the imperial case, Zhang Shun's third cheap father-in-law, Tian Hongyu, was not long after.

This Tian Hongyu has a forthright temperament, "likes wandering, is a light chivalrous man", he is more generous than Zhou Kui and Zhang Guoji.

After he finished listening to Zhang Shun's words, he couldn't help but waved his hand and said: "A man is a man, how can he act like a little daughter and care about every detail."

"It is a great honor to meet King Shun today. Today, the old man asks you to call you a good son-in-law. I wonder how much you need?"

Well, I just like such a bold old man!
Zhang Shun patted his thigh and said, "It's easy to say, easy to say, 1000 million is barely enough!"

"Cough, cough, cough..." Tian Hongyu almost choked to death on his own saliva.

I dare to give it, but you really dare to take it!

"Father, don't be fooled by this guy!" Just when Tian Hongyu was extremely embarrassed, Concubine Tian couldn't stop jumping out and said, "The Zhou family and the Zhang family only got 100 million!"

Good guy, this is my real daughter!
Tian Hongyu couldn't help but burst into tears, which actually embarrassed Zhang Shun.

"Ahem." Tian Hongyu cleared his throat involuntarily, and reprimanded his daughter, "Women, you don't want to wait in a good backyard, what's the point of getting under the table?"

"Hey, yes!" Concubine Tian looked at Zhang Shun suspiciously, why did you let me get under the table just now, wouldn't it be more comfortable to stay behind the screen?
"Ahem." This time it was Zhang Shun's turn to have a sore throat.

Originally, he wanted to play "father's ex-criminal", but he took advantage of Qian's eyes and forgot about it.

"Let's do it, son-in-law!" Tian Hongyu didn't want to pursue the young man's trivial matter, so he couldn't help but said, "I really can't get 1000 million, so I'll make you laugh."

"However, I can still guarantee the number of 200 million."

"Ah?" Zhang Shun couldn't help being overjoyed when he heard the words, you are really my "professional father", and one is the best for the other two "fake fathers"!

"However, I have two conditions!" Never thought Tian Hongyu said again.

"Master, please tell me!" Zhang Shun hurriedly sat upright.

"One is, this is the dowry of two people!" Tian Hongyu said seriously.

"Ah, Daddy!" Concubine Tian Gui couldn't help being surprised when she heard this.

Unexpectedly, Tian Hongyu stopped her early, and continued: "I have two daughters under my knees, the eldest daughter Tian Xiuying, and the second daughter Tian Shuying. Now Shuying is still young, and when she is old enough, please allow her to enter the palace to serve."

"Okay, my king agrees!" Zhang Shun nodded, it's a person soon, what a big deal.

Sister flowers, sister flowers!

"Secondly, I hope that His Majesty can confer one person as a concubine in the future!" Tian Hongyu nodded in satisfaction when he heard the words.

In the Ming Dynasty, there were several levels of concubines: empress, imperial concubine, noble concubine and concubine, and 100 million yuan was still worth the price.

"Okay, this king agrees together!" Zhang Shun nodded and couldn't help smiling happily.

"Your Highness has both money and sex, are you satisfied this time?" After Tian Hongyu left, Tian Guifei Tian Xiuying couldn't help looking at Zhang Shundao with a complicated expression.

Earlier she wondered why Empress Zhou and Empress Zhang kept silent, she never thought that there would be such absurd things in the world.

If other people are still "selling their daughters", they are "losing money" that pays 200 million yuan, what is this called?
Originally, they expected their parents to rescue them from the "fire pit", but instead of saving them, their parents paid them back to push them back. One can imagine the complexity in their hearts.

This is really the one who steals the hook, the one who steals the country, the one who steals the world, and the emperor!

"Okay, okay, hurry up and get in, we haven't finished our business yet!" Zhang Shun was not annoyed when he heard the words, he just smiled and pointed at the case.

"You...don't bully people too much, I...my father paid for it!" Tian Xiuying couldn't help but panicked and said while clutching her neckline.

"That's right, so now we are ordered by our parents..." Zhang Shun took it for granted.

"You!" Tian Xiuying bit her lips stubbornly, glanced at Zhang Shun, and finally crawled in helplessly, tears of humiliation streaming down her face.

(End of this chapter)