please make me king

Chapter 1701
"What are you talking about? It looks like Zhang Pu's accomplice, smash him to death!" Someone had already seen it clearly, and couldn't help shouting, and threw rotten vegetable leaves and rotten eggs on it.

"I'll see who dares to do it!" Seeing this, Qian Qianyi, Wu Kong and Luo Shangwen couldn't help but turn pale in shock, and hurriedly led people to stand in front of Zhang Shun.

Seeing Zhang Shun's momentum, everyone was startled and suspicious, and couldn't help but temporarily withdraw their hands.

"Your Highness, the student has a heavy trust!" When Zhang Pu saw that it was Zhang Shun, he immediately couldn't help but burst into tears while wearing rotten vegetable leaves and rotten eggs.

I prepared a lot of economics, but they didn't let me say a word!
"Students, scholars, and learned scholars!" Zhang Shun didn't look at Zhang Pu, but shouted loudly to the audience.

"I came here today to reason with everyone"

"If it's unreasonable, what can we do?" It's just that before Zhang Shun finished speaking, someone started shouting.

"If you can't use your tongue to argue, I'm afraid I can only use them to argue!" Zhang Shun sneered, pulled out the nine-foot-five-inch steel whip hanging from his waist and smiled.

"My king?" Everyone was taken aback when they heard the words, and then they reacted, "Is he a 'Shun thief'?"

Everyone looked at the shining swords in the hands of the soldiers around Zhang Shun, couldn't help swallowing, and showed each other: what should we do, should we go up?

"Your Highness, you...you are too reckless!" Qian Qianyi couldn't help complaining in a low voice when everyone was looking at each other.

"People at the end of the Ming Dynasty had the thickest skin, and no blood would come out when pinched, so Yujun was ruthless."

"There will be trouble in a while, are you going to kill or not?"

Once it is done, it will not only arouse the resistance of the entire Jiangnan area, but also offend most scholars.

If you don't do it, I'm afraid these people will push their noses on their faces and make more outrageous behaviors.

Sure enough, as soon as Qian Qianyi finished speaking, a scholar jumped out, took off his trousers, and urinated on Zhang by the way, only to be stunned by the crowd, and even more frightened by Dong Xiaowan and the other women, who quickly turned to cover their faces and spit scolded endlessly.

Provocation, naked provocation!
"Catch him here!" Zhang Shun couldn't help being furious when he saw this, and quickly ordered.

Following Zhang Shun's order, as expected, three or five soldiers rushed over and dragged him over.

It was just a carelessness, and some urine was unavoidably splashed on his body. These soldiers were so angry that they wanted to give him a big punch on the spot.

"Your Highness, these... these scholars are the most shameless and unscrupulous, and they need to be handled with care!" Qian Qianyi couldn't help but reminded again, dumbfounded when he saw it.

"Understood!" Zhang Shun nodded, feeling as if he was facing a formidable enemy for a moment.

He thought that when he raised his army, he was extremely shameless in order to achieve his goals by whatever means. He didn't expect that compared with these scholars in the late Ming Dynasty, he was like a small witch.

"Strong man, what a courage!" Zhang Shun couldn't help but smiled and gave a thumbs up when he saw that the guy was dragged over, his trousers were down to his ankles, and his lower body was clearly visible.

"That's right." The man proudly raised his head, puffed out his chest, and shouted loudly, "Traitor, please kill me quickly, in the name of my loyalty!"

"Killer, why does this king want to kill you?" Zhang Shun smiled, ordered the soldiers to face the man to the crowd, and pointed out with a straw stick, "Everyone, today there is this strong man who is willing to be a model." , I will share with you some of my own research experience!"

"What are you doing!" The man was shocked and angry when he heard the words, his face was flushed red, he couldn't help covering his lower body with his hands, and asked loudly.

"Oh, it's nothing, let me share some knowledge about physiology!" Zhang Shun said lightly, "Isn't this the Spring and Autumn Festival? Everyone can express their opinions and experiences on the stage."

"It just so happens that this king is a fool, and if I get something, I will share it with everyone!"

As soon as Zhang Shun said this, everyone on the stage burst into laughter. Even Dong Xiaowan, Bian Yujing and Bian Min shrugged their shoulders, obviously laughing too.

"Zhuzi, you've insulted me too much!" Seeing Zhang Shun making fun of him, the man couldn't help being furious, and quickly pulled up his pants, ready to fight Zhang Shun desperately.

Unexpectedly, Wukong has already stopped in front of him, like catching a chicken to catch him.

Only then did Zhang Shun insert the steel whip in his hand back to his waist, and said with a calm smile to everyone: "Everyone, it seems that this man can't afford it!"

"Since that's the case, then the king is so careful, so I have no choice but to cherish it with my broom!"

"Hahaha!" The group of scholars below laughed so hard that they were leaning back and forth, and couldn't help shouting loudly, "One more time, one more time!"

After all, there are a lot of fun people in this world, and Zhang Shun's showmanship not only entertained everyone, but also brought them closer.

It turned out that His Royal Highness "King Shun" is also such a wonderful person, I really didn't expect it!
Not to mention how the troublemaker backed away in shame, and Zhang Shun saw that the fire was almost ready, and then said seriously: "I am a big bastard, and I have made great contributions by luck to get this great position. This time, I have no other intentions. But together with governing the country, I’m not very familiar with it.”

"It just so happens that all the students and scholars are here today, please teach me, what should be the first thing to do in governing the country?"

As soon as Zhang Shun's words came out, everyone couldn't help shouting, some said "putting etiquette first", some said "putting virtue first", and some said "put Confucianism first".

Everyone quarreled for a long time, and finally set a standard answer of "putting benevolence first".

It turns out that despite these people being noisy, they are actually like a bright mirror in their hearts.

Now that Zhang Shun is in a strong position and holds a sword in his hand, if he gets annoyed and kills him, it will be a big deal, so let him put a "shackle" on him first.

"Oh? Then the king asked the minister to die, and the minister had to die, what's wrong?" Zhang Shun asked again, leaving the original topic aside.

"The king treats his ministers with courtesy, and the ministers serve the king with loyalty!" Everyone was stunned when they heard the words, and after discussing for a long time, they replied, "If the king treats his ministers rudely, it is violence; if the ministers are not loyal to the king, it is treachery!"

Don't think that if you become the emperor in the future, you can do whatever you want!

"No, I heard that the ministers of ancient times are also the slaves of today! If you want to live, you will live, and if you want to die, you will die. How can there be courtesy between monarchs and ministers?" Zhang Shun nodded in a sudden realization, and then he was a little confused asked.

"Your Highness is joking. Your Highness also knows that the difference between master and servant is a matter of ancient times. How can today's ministers be kept by slaves and maidservants?" Everyone couldn't help laughing.

"Since this is the case, then the king doesn't understand!" Zhang Shun couldn't help but see it when he heard this, "The emperor is so precious that he can't go back to the old things of master and servant in ancient times."

"Why does this land in the south of the Yangtze River dare to repeat the old things of master and servant in ancient times with the body of a courtier and a commoner?"

"Could it be that benevolence and righteousness are required to be respected by the Son of Heaven, but this is not the case for a courtier who is a commoner?"

"This..." When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but look at each other, and were speechless for a long while.

"Your Highness made a mistake. Today's masters and servants are also the rulers and ministers of the country!" Someone has already quibbled.

"Oh? If that's the case, then do the officials have no salary? Can they serve their wives and daughters? Can they be the emperor's close ministers forever?" Zhang Shun laughed.

(End of this chapter)