please make me king

Chapter 707 The Third Strike Chapter Thirty-Eight A Good Man

It's hard to be a man, it's even harder to be a good man, and it's even harder to be a good man!

If Zhang Shun was a commoner, he might have married Li Sanniang.The two supported each other, quarreled and quarreled, gave birth to five or six children, and lived an ordinary life.

If Zhang Shun was a rich man, he might have to take two more concubines, while avoiding the "thief"'s pay, while avoiding the oppression of the government, and lived his life in fear.

But now that Zhang Shun is the monarch of one party, he can't be so lenient in his requirements.According to Zhang Shun's thinking, how to be a good monarch, the key is the word "scumbag"!
A scumbag is the same as a monarch, the first and most basic requirement is to be ruthless!

If the scumbag has love, then the thing of stock speculation and becoming a shareholder will be staged, and the scumbag will not be able to continue to be a scumbag.And the monarch is even more miserable. If he has affection, he will have a weakness, which will affect his decision. If he is not careful, the country will be overthrown, and the army will be defeated and die.There is King You of Zhou in the distance, and Emperor Ming of Tang in the near, all of them are like this.

A scumbag is the same as a monarch, the second requirement is to be good at seducing beautiful women and opening a harem.

If a scumbag is honest and honest, he will definitely be a scumbag if he wants to; if the monarch cannot know how to support and employ people, he will definitely end up as a lonely family in the end.Especially for Zhang Shun, who has almost no support from relatives and friends, if he can't open the harem in time and give birth to a bunch of babies, even if you rule the world, everyone will have a murmur in their hearts.

Li Zicheng's Dashun fell apart on the historical line of later generations. Apart from Li Zicheng's setbacks and his death in the army, he did not have his own son as an heir, which led to the internal division of Dashun, which was also one of the important reasons.

At the same time, Dorgon, who was in power at about the same time, was not much less than Cao Cao and Sima Yi in the past.The reason why he couldn't take the last step was because he didn't even have a son, and it was really not worthwhile to die after getting addicted.

Now that Zhang Shun's female harem has been opened, Li Sanniang gave birth to a son for him, and Hong Niangzi and Li Xiang are also pregnant, so the problem of heirs has been solved for the time being.However, due to the low medical technology of this era, the infant mortality rate is very high. It is common for one accident to cause three or five deaths. Zhang Shun also had to plan early.

And Zhang Shun's male "harem" is also wonderful.Song Xiance, Zhang Shenyan, Lu Weiqi, Cao Wenzhao, and so on.In the words of Two-dimensional, they are called "white-haired loli", "mature woman", "tsundere lady" and "kendo girl".

And the third similarity between the scumbag and the monarch is that they love each other when they see each other.

If a scumbag loves only one person, then he is an innocent boy, not a scumbag.And the same is true for being a monarch, the mountains are never too high, the seas are never too deep, and I wish all the heroes in the world could fall into the net.

The same is true for Zhang Shun as a qualified monarch. Although he already has Li Sanniang, Hong Niangzi, Li Xiang and others, he is still not satisfied, and recently he is quite greedy for Gao Guiying.

In order to prevent Zhang Shun from being obsessed with beauty and unable to extricate himself, Ma Yingniang's teaching Zhang Shun to ride a horse and learn guns suddenly received strong support from other wives and maids.

Early the next morning, just after dawn, Gao Guiying pulled him out of the warm bed himself.

The first month in western Henan is as cold as winter.There is neither heating nor down jackets these days, and only a warm bed can warm people's hearts. In the end, even this last bit of poor hobby was deprived. Zhang Shun wanted to cry but had no choice but to put on cold clothes while complaining. clothing.

After leaving the door, Zhang Shun shivered when the cold wind blew, and wanted to get into the house.In the end, Ma Yingniang, who had been waiting for a long time, grabbed her and slipped out.

Seeing that he couldn't escape, Zhang Shun moaned and complained, "It's freezing cold, why do you wake up so early? In fact, you can train when it's warmer during the day!"

"Practice in winter and practice in summer! I survived like this when I was only five or six years old. You, a big man, can't bear this hardship?" Ma Yingniang said with a bit of contempt.

"That's because you were too young at that time, and you didn't know what suffering is! Now that I'm old and understand everything, isn't it suffering?" Zhang Shun still made one set of fallacies.

Ma Yingniang couldn't say no to him, she stared at him and asked, "Just say you're going or not?"

"Eh..." Zhang Shun saw that Ma Yingniang was going to be annoyed, so he had to respond quickly, "Go, go, go! A man is as good as he says, so go as soon as you say!"

Ma Yingniang didn't bother to talk to him, got on the horse, and was about to take him to the school grounds.As a result, Zhang Shun hurriedly took three steps and made two steps, pulled her and asked, "It's freezing cold, I'll bring a hand warmer, is it okay?"

"What is a hand warmer?" Ma Yingniang asked strangely, a little confused.

"Hand warmer, just as the name suggests is a hand warmer!" Zhang Shun made a gesture of intervening.Ma Yingniang only said that he had invented something weird, and said with a calm face: "Then you take it with you, don't delay the practice!"

"Okay!" Zhang Shun was overjoyed when he heard the words, and quickly patted the saddle and said, "Gui Ying, you come up too!"

Gao Guiying didn't know what Zhang Shun meant, so she got on the horse as she said.That Zhang Shun also turned over quickly, sat behind Gao Guiying, stretched out his arms to hug her, and only put both hands into her arms.

Ma Yingniang raised her brows and scolded, "What are you going to do, you bastard, shabby householder?"

Zhang Shun quickly raised his hands to signal: "Hand warmer!"

"Get out!" Ma Yingniang was almost killed by him on the spot.

After finally arriving at the school grounds, Ma Yingniang rolled up her sleeves, threw him a long gun with the tip removed and wrapped in cotton, and said coquettishly, "Let me see how you feel!"

After finishing speaking, he rushed over regardless of flattery.Zhang Shun was caught off guard, how could he resist?Just as he put Gao Guiying off the horse, Ma Yingniang's long spear was already in front of her.

Zhang Shun held out his spear to fight, but he saw a blur in front of his eyes, the spear hit his chest.Before he could react, a strong force came, and Zhang Shun fell to the ground with a thud, unable to get up for a long time.

"Come again!" Ma Yingniang shouted majestically.

As a result, Zhang Shun remained motionless, Gao Guiying looked at it as if something was wrong, and didn't care about Zhang Shun's repeated mischief, so she hurried to take a look, only to see Zhang Shun's eyes were closed and his teeth were clenched.She hastily stretched out her hand to test her breath, but there was only breath coming in and no breath coming out.

"Daddy!" Gao Guiying screamed, frightened half to death.

The Ma Yingniang was startled when she heard the words, she quickly got off her horse and went to check.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Shun opened his eyes, made a face, and laughed himself.Then Gao Guiying and Ma Yingniang didn't know that they were cheated by him, and they were suddenly furious.Regardless of previous suspicions, the two rushed forward with concerted efforts.

Not long after, the sky just dawned.Wukong and Wang Jinyi were squatting at the entrance of Zhang Shunyuan, snoring and drinking gruel, but they didn't expect to see the master, supported by two female Bodhisattvas, limping back with a blue nose and a swollen face.

He couldn't help asking strangely: "Master, what's the matter with you? Didn't you say you went to practice martial arts early in the morning? How did you look like this?"

"Don't mention it!" Zhang Shun replied with a gloomy face, "Those two beasts are too stubborn, and they won't let them ride. As a teacher, one accidentally fell off and hurt his muscles and bones. It seems that he needs to train for two more days. !"

(End of this chapter)