please make me king

Chapter 722
It is said that Zhang Shun plans to call himself the King of Shun and the President of Fengtian Advocacy for all matters such as the four northern provinces of Shaanxi, Shanxi, Shandong, Henan, and Northern Zhili, one capital, military administration, justice, etc., to open a government and establish a dental office, and three divisions of Yitong.

But in actual operation, Zhang Shun couldn't brag about himself. He just ordered and said that it was over. That would make people laugh out loud.

So, this thing has to go through the process.What process?The first is three concessions and three speeches.You said that it would be good for me to be the president, but I can't accept it. That would make me too impatient and lose my dignity.So I have to push back, so I can "reluctantly" agree three times.

Therefore, Lu Weiqi took the lead in writing and said: "The world is not a world of one person, but the world of the world. Today Chongzhen has no way, natural disasters and man-made disasters are everywhere, and the people are in dire straits. Thieves and bandits are like combs, and officers and soldiers are like grates."

"Fortunately, the heavens have eyes, and God gave the general to solve the difficulties in Henan Province. Drive out tigers and wolves, save the people from the fire and water; follow the example of the sages, and relieve the people from the danger of hanging upside down."

"The people of Zhongzhou are grateful and fearful. They are willing to elect a general as the king of Zhou, and also the governor of Shaanxi, Shanxi, Henan, Shandong, and Northern Zhili, one capital, military administration and judicial affairs."

Zhang Shun quickly refused: "The imperial court has its own rules, and the emperor has his own considerations. I think he will send capable officials to govern one side soon, distribute internal funds, relieve disasters, punish rebellious soldiers, and wipe out bandits. Everyone can enjoy peace!"

Of course, those who persuaded the advancers did not believe this nonsense, and even those who rejected it did not believe it.

Soon, Zhang Shenyan also wrote a letter saying: "Shun plowed Lishan, lived in a cluster for one year, a city for two years, and Chengdu for three years."

"Nowadays the general imitates the sages. Although it is not as good as it is, it is not far away. All the people in the world will win food and respect. I ask the general to take the throne of Yu, hold the middle and allow Jue, so as to rule the people."

Dude, this is really shameless.Even a thick-skinned person like Zhang Shun couldn't help but blush when he heard the words.

He quickly waved his hand and refused: "My virtue is not as good as that of Emperor Shun, how dare I do this? Please don't mention this matter again!"

As a result, Song Xiance wrote again soon: "Heaven and earth are not benevolent and treat all things as straw dogs, and sages are not benevolent and treat the people as straw dogs. He also said: In five hundred years, there will be a king. His prosperity is also vigorous, and his death is also sudden!"

"The Ming Dynasty has been established for a long time now, and there are many evils, and the disasters are unspeakable. As a descendant of Yanhuang, the general is the orthodox Emperor Shun, and he is in charge of the sky. He should rule the world."

"It's better for King Chen, the president of the four provinces and one capital, to act on behalf of the heavens, and to punish crimes on behalf of the heavens!"

Lu Weiqi, Zhang Shenyan, and Song Xiance went back and forth, and the others were not stupid, so they already understood what Zhang Shun was thinking.

Immediately, he also took the opportunity to write a letter to persuade him to advance, lest he be left behind.For a while, Zhang Shun boasted like a flower, as if there was no such a good person in the world in the first five hundred years and the next five hundred years.

Good guy, Zhang Shun called him good guy!Originally, he thought that the ancients' "three concessions and three speeches", although a bit contrived, was a continuation of the virtue of modesty by the sages.

As a result, he only found out after being persuaded to come in. Isn't this just a trick to make people praise himself?You are not good at boasting, I am not worthy of it!

I have never seen such a brazen person!
I didn't expect that I finally saw it once, and it turned out to be me!
After all, Zhang Shun is a young man with a thin skin.Seeing that everyone sincerely invited me to be the king and rule the people, I couldn't bear it anymore, so I ordered: "I am a commoner, and I bow myself in the fields. I don't want high-ranking officials and riches, but I only want three meals a day. , peace all year round."

"Unexpectedly, there are natural disasters and man-made disasters. Chaos comes from above. The people are starved of food and are in danger. I have no choice but to lead the people to run around, just begging for a living."

"I am loved by everyone and elected as the leader. I dare not use the title of king to be self-defeating. However, the people are waiting to be fed, and the officers and soldiers are staring at them. I have no choice but to advocate righteousness. The governors of Shaanxi, Shaanxi, Henan, Shandong, and North Zhili. Act on behalf of the heavens and punish crimes on behalf of the heavens."

"When the world is at peace and everyone has food to eat and everyone has clothes to wear, I will return the government to the sage king and return to farming in the fields!"

Immediately Zhang Shun took a bath, fasted for three days, offered sacrifices to heaven, and was called the President, and received the seal of the President.

When the government was established and the teeth were established, each of the subordinates was rewarded according to the example, and the official seals and clothes were given to the ministers.

Li Sanniang, Hongniangzi, Li Xiang, and Ma Yingniang were named wives.And Zhu'er, Jian'er, Liu Rushi and Gao Guiying won the title of "promise".

After the opening of the government, the "Three Divisions of Yitong" are required.The three divisions, that is, Sangong, are also called: Taiwei, Situ, Sikong, or: Taifu, Taishi, and Taibao.

The so-called "Yitong Sansi" refers to the use of the same guard of honor as the Sansi.

This thing hasn't appeared since the founding of the Ming Dynasty. Who knows what the guards of honor are?
Although Zhang Shenyan and Lu Weiqi are knowledgeable, they are not professional after all.The two counted for a long time, and they simply pushed two six five.Anyway, you old Taoist priest is a priest, so you can figure it out yourself!

Song Xiance was not annoyed, and promised to go to Haikou on the spot, and it only took one day to get out the guard of honor for the trip.

Zhang Shenyan and Lu Weiqi looked at him like a fool, and thought: If you can figure it out in a day, I'll wring my head off and kick it for you!
Not long after, Song Xiance brought a large group of people, holding a pair of command flags, two pairs of Qingdao, ten pairs of swords and shields, twenty pairs of bows and arrows, a pair of Bai Ze flags, a pair of golden drum flags, and so on. , there are no fewer than sixty kinds of them.There are no less than [-] guards of various masters of ceremonies.

Zhang Shenyan and Lu Weiqi were stunned for a long time, touched the head on their necks, and couldn't help asking in surprise: "Did you bring the guard of honor of King Fu here?"

"That's right, he's idle anyway, so he won't lend it to King Shun!" Song Xiance took it for granted.

"But...but he is not a guard of honor?" Zhang Shenyan and Lu Weiqi were a little confused.

"Who says he is not a guard of honor? How many people know what a guard of honor is like?" Song Xiance laughed.

Good guy, the co-author King Shun not only calls himself the President, but even oversteps the guard of honor?
But it seems that there is nothing wrong with it. In the eyes of the court officials of the Ming Dynasty, what Zhang Shun did was overstepping, and it was not bad.

The three of them agreed to use it for Zhang Shun.

By the way, Zhang Shun has also heard the saying "Yitong Sansi" in the storybook of his previous life, and he said it was just a polite remark.

It turned out that Zhang Shenyan, Lu Weiqi and Song Xiance made such a big show, there were a total of two to three hundred people, holding all kinds of weapons, copper horns, signs, umbrellas and other objects, as if they were parading through the streets.

Zhang Shun asked dumbfoundedly: "Isn't this too cumbersome? It's like fighting a war every time I go out?"

"It's not tedious, it's not cumbersome, everyone has lived like this since ancient times!" The three of them were afraid that Zhang Shun would miss the opening, so they quickly responded with a vow.

Zhang Shun is a bumpkin, how can he know this?Seeing that the three of them insisted on doing this, they accepted it.

　Uh...unfortunately, I hurt my waist today, and the doctor told me to rest more.So there is only one update...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)