please make me king

Chapter 756
The "hair gourd" under the city took a look at the firelight from the rebel army, and saw two women running over from the opposite side.

They cried and laughed holding Zhang Shun, and they were very close.

Afterwards, they also shouted to themselves in Runing's accent, and they immediately believed it.

According to the usual experience of these "hair gourds", almost none of the women who fell into the hands of "thieves" survived despite all the humiliation.

Even if they are lucky enough to survive, most of them are like marionettes, with a dull expression, how can they be so lively?
I think it must be the original match!Only then did everyone believe Zhang Shun's words.

Then, after some bargaining between the two sides, these fur gourds took the initiative to walk out of the range of the city wall and surrendered to Zhang Shun.

And so many things happened in this Nanyang city, the city was actually indifferent.He neither tried to stop them, nor promised some benefits to win them over.

Zhang Shun couldn't help but said with emotion: "Nanyang City has fallen, we know it!"

Gao Guiying knew that Zhang Shun was trying to boost morale, so she answered, "Daddy, what do you say?"

"The strong man asked for orders to go out to fight and returned, but he was left outside the city by the mediocre people in the city. People's hearts are full of flesh. Don't you feel sad when the rabbit dies and the fox?"

"The lords in the city are well-clothed and well-fed, but they enjoy the riches and honors. They don't take the lives of poor soldiers seriously. Who would give their lives? Under the changing situation, Nanyang City will not be difficult to attack!"

When everyone heard that Lier was indeed Lier, their morale immediately rose.Although it was delayed for most of the night, the next morning, they were able to get up and attack the city.

As expected by Zhang Shun, the rebel army was in great momentum, but the morale of the officers and soldiers was low and they had no fighting spirit. Even the daily patrols began to be perfunctory.

At this time in the city, the prefect of Nanyang was sullen, looking at the dozens of tables of wine and food in the yard, without saying a word.

"My lord, the king of Tang led the famous people in the city to visit. I don't know how to deal with it?" The housekeeper came in and asked in fear.

"We invite people to come and watch the joke, how can we deal with it?" Nanyang prefect sarcastically said, "Please come in, sir, my old face has been completely thrown away by Ren Guangrong!"

It's okay not to mention Ren Guangrong, but when the magistrate of Nanyang mentioned this matter, the housekeeper quickly asked: "Mr. Ren Qian is shirtless now, and he is pleading guilty outside, what should we do?"

"What should we do? Cold salad! He still has the face to apologize?" Nanyang magistrate was furious when he heard about him.

"Immediately tear up his seat, and throw all the wine, meat, and fruits and vegetables out to the dogs!"

The so-called Mr. Ren Qian was named Ren Guangrong.He was originally from Mao Hulu, but because of his youthful vigor and good martial arts skills, he was worthy of being promoted to the position of chief executive because of his achievements in killing enemies many times.

Now it is not good for him to go out of the city to fight, and he was almost shut up outside Nanyang City by officers and soldiers.

Fortunately, when the main force of the rebel army was besieging the main force of "Mao Hulu", he took dozens of cronies and fled to the west gate of the city under the cover of night.

The guard of Ximen knew him well, so he secretly let him in without telling the Nanyang magistrate.

Ren Guangrong knew that he could not escape the guilt, and he didn't care about resenting the magistrate of Nanyang for almost killing his own family, so he discussed with several brothers: "If you are not afraid of officials, you are afraid of management. Now I can't attack the camp, but I have lost many brothers. How to explain to the magistrate?"

The brothers are still able to fight and kill, it is really embarrassing for them to come up with ideas.

The crowd frowned for a while, and suddenly someone said: "People often say that the seventh-rank official is in front of the prime minister's door, and this matter has to fall on the old housekeeper of the prefect!"

Ren Guangrong had no choice but to collect dozens of taels of broken silver and gave it away, and the old housekeeper gave him a trick to imitate Lian Po's pleading guilty.

In the first month of the month, there is still a chill.Ren Guangrong knelt for a long time with his shirt off. Not only did his knees hurt, but he was also shivering from the cold.

Finally seeing the butler come out, he hurriedly walked over and asked in a low voice: "I don't know how the magistrate is planning to punish us?"

"Wait!" The housekeeper replied angrily, "Because of you, I was scolded too!"

After finishing his speech, he first welcomed in the guests who had just arrived, including the King of Tang, celebrities and military officers.

Not long after, the housekeeper brought out some good dogs, tied them to the door, and ordered the servants to put the bowls and plates over for the dogs to eat.

Ren Guangrong went to battle at night and pleaded guilty in the morning. He was already hungry after a busy night.

Seeing that so much food was wasted, he couldn't help asking regretfully: "What's wrong? How can you feed the good food to the dogs?"

"This is all your food and drink, do you understand what I mean?" The old housekeeper smiled.

Ren Guangrong's face suddenly turned ashen, and his eyes just wanted to spew fire.

"Scholar can be killed but not humiliated, right?" The old housekeeper couldn't help but sneered when he saw it, "If you have the guts, you can stab me, an old guy, to death in person, give up the lives of the whole family, and go outside to join the bandits!"

"If you don't have the guts, just be a grandson and a dog, and let the master calm down! You have to know that the prefect's face is the face, do you call it a face? You are an ass, you have no face!"

"Yes, you're right, you wake up the dreamer with one word!" Ren Guangrong could only smile shyly, "What did the old man say? You just try to make the master happy, and I will remember your kindness!"

"That's pretty much the same! Seeing that he was convinced, the old housekeeper smiled and said, "When the master asks about you later, you should climb in and answer, 'I'm here to watch the door for you'." "

"The master asked you to sit down, but you refused: 'That's where people eat, how can there be a place for me, a dog?'"

"If the master wants to ask whose dog you are, you should say: 'Master, you don't remember, I am your watchdog!'"

"You should memorize it by heart, and I will speak for you when the time comes!"

Hearing this, Ren Guangrong couldn't help thanking him a lot, but when the old housekeeper left, the corners of his mouth couldn't help bleeding.

It turns out that this guy is only in his twenties, when he is young and energetic, how can he bear this bird's breath?
But thinking about the family members, parents and brothers, I had to bear it again, and even gnashed my teeth so that my gums bleed.

Not long after, I heard the magistrate shouting: "Where is Mr. Ren Qian? Today, the official specially invited him for a banquet. Why hasn't he arrived yet?"

Ren Guangrong closed his eyes for a while in pain, then crawled in with his hands and feet, and flatteringly responded: "Master, Ren Guangrong has arrived early, and I will watch the door for you outside!"

Everyone was stunned when they heard the words, and burst out laughing, even Tang Wang Zhu Yujian pointed and laughed: "There are such brazen people in the world!"

I don't know how long the laughter lasted, but Ren Guangrong felt that he was inferior to wild dogs.

He couldn't remember exactly what he said, he just remembered that those people kept laughing, laughing at a shameless person, laughing at a clown.

It was as if he was no longer a man, but a dog, a real dog!
(End of this chapter)