There is a counterattack system only in the Mahayana period

Chapter 219 Boring Performance

"Brother, I saw everyone rushing over to watch the New Year's performance. Is this performance so attractive?"

Jiang Li noticed that many people in the royal city were walking towards the center of the royal city with their families and their mouths. Using his spiritual sense, he found out that the New Year's performance of Duochi Kingdom was in front of him, so he grabbed a passerby and asked.

Passers-by were not annoyed at being held back, but wanted to answer Jiang Li's question.

"Looking at Xiongtai's spoken language and appearance, he is not from his own country, right?" A passer-by said proudly, "Our New Year's performance in Duochi King's City is a must. No other city can compare to Wangcheng. Look at those people, they are all other people. People from the city, come here specially to watch the performance?"

"My name is Qi Tongxin. Xiongtai is alone, why don't you go and see it with us?" Maybe Qi Tongxin has such a character, or because of the Chinese New Year, Qi Tongxin is very enthusiastic and invited Jiang Li and their family. go together.

"Then go and have a look." Jiang Li nodded.

Because there were too many people watching the performance, it was impossible to see the content of the performance clearly from a distance, so the government erected eight huge mirrors to synchronize with the performance on the stage, and also used amplifying instruments so that everyone could see, I can hear you clearly.

At this time, songs are being performed on the stage, neither widely circulated folk songs, nor festive festival songs that fit the festive atmosphere, nor is it the latest work of any composer.

"...Jiang Renhuang has been fighting for 500 years..."

"...the strongest in history..."

"...a model monk..."

This is a song praising Jiang Li, and some parts don't rhyme, as if it was rushed out temporarily.

There was a lot of applause from the audience, which was very timely, as if it had been rehearsed.

"Even during Chinese New Year, we can't forget Jiang Renhuang." Qi Tongxin explained embarrassingly.

As soon as I finished boasting about my country's performance, I pulled my hips during the performance.

Wasn't it like this a few years ago?
"Well said, as the people of Kyushu and the people of the Emperor, we must always remember the kindness of the Emperor against the demons and save the common people!" The audience said, feeling that the performance on stage was very good.

Jiang Li remained silent and continued watching the performance.

The next part is the sketch, which talks about everyone responding to the call of the Hall of Human Emperors, striving to increase the coverage of monks, and strive to make more mortals become monks.

The audience still applauded like thunder, and laughed, as if applauding from the heart, being amused.

Jiang Li didn't think this skit was funny, neither did Qi Tongxin's family.

They feel out of place in the world, as if they're the only ones who don't find it funny.

"It's normal to have one or two mediocre performances once in a while." Qi Tongxin gritted his teeth, firmly believing that the performance tonight would be very good.

"That's wrong. This skit is definitely not of an ordinary level. You can see that the sketch has mentioned the requirements of the Human Emperor's Palace. It can be seen that one's heart is dedicated to the Human Emperor's Palace. This position is enough to make the sketch stand out."

"Combined with those jokes that make people laugh out loud, it is no exaggeration to say that it is top-grade, top-grade!" It was the same audience who disagreed with Qi Tongxin's words and refuted his point of view.

"This is top grade, are you kidding me?" Qi Tongxin doubted his ears.

"The truth." The audience said firmly.

Qi Tongxin shook his head, feeling that the other party was unreasonable.

"Brother, what do you think of the skit?" The audience asked Jiang Li.

Jiang Li didn't speak.

Pieces after skits are still skits.

This sketch is about responding to the call of the Human Emperor Palace, the husband is very good to the spirit treasure that produces spiritual intelligence, and the wife thinks that the spirit treasure is an item, so there is no need to treat it so well, the two argued endlessly, and made some ridiculous jokes, Finally, the son who came back from the academy explained to his mother that Lingbao is of great help to the human race, and the Human Emperor Palace also encourages us to treat Lingbao kindly according to Dazhou's "Lingbao Law" and Taoist Lingbao contract.

The mother suddenly realized, and finally understood that Lingbao's life is also fate, and began to treat Lingbao kindly.

The son said in a long voice, "Dad—Mom—it's Chinese New Year, let's make—dumpling——"

Parents should agree: "Yes, Bao-dumpling--"

In emotional sublimation, end the skit.

The audience continued to applaud like thunder.

Jiang Li doesn't want to watch these performances anymore, it's a waste of time.

Qi Tongxin no longer justified his arguments, but squatted on the ground, so embarrassed that he could dig out a house.

Jiang Li found that those people would always applaud, and those people would always laugh.

There are actually very few people applauding and laughing, but these people can always make movements like tens of thousands of people, which is easy to create illusions.

These people are generally called nurses.

"Brother, you have to believe me, the previous performances were not so embarrassing." Qi Tongxin said, but he didn't realize that the audience looked at him as if they were looking at a corpse.

"I believe."

Jiang Li really believed that he could see that these performances were rushed out, and the clear theme was put first. If there is artistry, then that's the best. If there is no artistry, it doesn't matter if it's boring to watch, anyway. There are those who are responsible for setting off the atmosphere.

"The performance is not interesting, and the atmosphere of the Chinese New Year is lost by half. The performances in other cities are better than those in Wangcheng." Qi Tongxin sighed, and wanted to take his wife and children home.

"I think this year's performance is the best in previous years." The audience insisted on his point of view, "Not only promoted the concept of Renhuangdian, responded to the call, but also entertained and educated. People were also educated while watching. Kill two birds with one stone."

"The performances in other cities have no central idea. What's the use of it other than making people laugh?"

Qi Tongxin no longer wants to talk to this person.

Educated during Chinese New Year, crazy.

"Don't go home in a hurry, you are being watched. Maybe tomorrow's autopsy by the government will show that you were stabbed seven times in the back, which is a suicide."

Qi Tongxin said angrily: "Brother Dao, even if I show you a boring performance, you can't curse me like that."

"I didn't curse you, you were indeed being targeted, and because you kept telling me that the performance was boring, you were missed." Jiang Li explained, "This matter happened because of me, so I naturally want to protect the safety of your family. .”

Jiang Li turned his head and said to the others: "You're right, Duochi King Lu Pin."

The audience who insisted that tonight is a good show froze: "Brother, did you recognize the wrong person?"

Jiang Li sneered: "It seems that you are very confident in your ability to cover up your breath, you think you can hide it from me?"

Duochi Wang Lu Pin had no choice but to admit his identity: "Human Emperor Wisdom Eye, I am Lu Pin. But Lu Pin is not such a person, and he will never be tempted to kill him."

"Is that so, so the murderous aura I sensed just now is an illusion?"

Lupin didn't answer.

Qi Tongxin's family was stunned, unable to believe the content of the conversation between the two.

Listening to what these two people mean, could it be said that one is the emperor and the other is the sage, and the sage wanted to kill himself because he said the performance was boring?
Even if it's New Year's Eve, you can't make this kind of joke.

(End of this chapter)