There is a counterattack system only in the Mahayana period

Chapter 259 The Big Week Edition Nezha Makes a Trouble in the Sea

When Bai Hongtu said that he was performing crossing the catastrophe, Ji Zhi enthusiastically took out the heart-saving pills he had prepared a long time ago.

However, Jiang Li had a strong heart and didn't need the heart-saving pill at all, which made Ji Zhi quite regretful.

The thunder light in the center of the stage was so beautiful that it was difficult to see Bai Hongtu's expression clearly, only Jiang Li could see it clearly.

Bai Hongtu bared his teeth and played the hula hoop, seemingly relaxed, but actually trembling all over his body, shaking his body involuntarily.

And because the thunder disaster was so powerful, Bai Hongtu's clothes were charred and turned into ashes.

In other words, he is now naked.

"The Sovereign of Daozong Runs Naked Openly"

Jiang Li rubbed his face, this second performance is just so big for me.

After the thunder calamity passed, the ladder to immortality still did not appear. Jiang Li took advantage of the fact that the crowd had not yet adapted to the changing light, wrapped Bai Hongtu in a white shroud, and brought him back to the stands.

"This Lei Jie is immoral. It's not as good as clothes. Why don't you even leave me a pair of pants." Bai Hongtu cursed.

He was wearing a shroud, wrapped himself tightly, only his head was exposed, and angrily denounced Lei Jie, completely unable to see the joy of successfully crossing the tribulation.

Jiang Li shaved the back of his head and pretended.

At present, only two people in Kyushu have survived the tribulation of immortality, Commander Liu and Li Er, and Bai Hongtu is the third, and the most conspicuous one.

"It's the first time you've gone through the Tribulation of Being an Immortal, how do you feel?" Jiang Li asked casually, and the others immediately pricked up their ears.

Bai Hongtu curled his lips: "What can I do, I feel like I can become an Earth Immortal at any time, I just need to be baptized with immortal power, I'm so aggrieved to death."

"On the contrary, it is the Mahayana period, and there is no feeling of touching it at all. To be honest, if there is no precedent like you, I doubt whether there is such a realm as the Mahayana period."

"Tell me about how to break through the Mahayana period."

Jiang Li stared: "It's not the first time I've told you how to break through the Mahayana stage. Your brains are not working well and you can't understand my theory. What should I do?"

Bai Hongtu smiled apologetically: "Brother Jiang, you are my brother. How about you taking the trouble to simplify the theory so that we, the dull Transcendence Tribulation Period, can understand it?"

Jiang Li agreed, and he has been trying to split and simplify the Mahayana theory, but there has been no progress.

Bai Hongtu's power to cross the catastrophe was too great, and the entire stage was smashed to pieces. Commander Liu resisted the urge to vomit blood and sent additional people to repair the stage.

"Next is the performance of Buddhism - rock-paper-scissors. Rock-paper-scissors is an ancient sport. It not only competes with luck, but also tests eyesight and hand speed. Let us wait and see what surprises Buddhism can bring us. .”

The name of the performance of Buddhism sounds confusing, but the host is a ruthless person who has experienced a celestial catastrophe on the spot, and he has seen strong winds and waves. He doesn't feel any problem with the performance of Buddhism, so he applauds and welcomes him.

The audience in the audience was still reminiscing about the majestic thunder disaster just now, and it took a long time to recover and began to applaud.

The two holy Bodhisattvas moved lightly on lotus steps, stepped onto the stage, put their hands together, and lowered their eyebrows in a gesture of compassion.

Suddenly thousands of hands appeared behind him, clasped palms, clenched fists, and stretched out two fingers.

The two Bodhisattvas actually played rock-paper-scissors with the move of Avalokitesvara!
There are thousands of hands on both sides, corresponding one by one, stretching out scissors or hammers to see who can win.

Only when one side beats the other with thousands of hands can it be considered a victory!
This scene had so many flaws that Jiang Li didn't know which angle to complain about.

"Whose idea was this?"

Arhat Jianglong and Arhat Not Subdued looked at each other, pointing to Brahma Pagoda together: "Proposal from Buddha Treasure."

Brahma Tower didn't think there was any problem with this performance, and said confidently: "Isn't the performance just to be entertaining and unexpected?"

"Don't you see the posture of the two Bodhisattvas Avalokitesvara is not beautiful, it is ornamental."

"Do you know when the winner will be determined? It's a surprise."

"The show was just perfect."

"The performance is very good, next time you are not allowed to perform."

The Brahma Tower was delighted to hear the praise.

The two Bodhisattvas couldn't decide the winner for a day, so Jiang Li sent a voice transmission to the two Bodhisattvas, and hurriedly gave out rocks from one side and scissors from the other side, ending the performance.

Confucianism performed language changes. Before that, they searched ancient books, researched history, sorted out the process of language changes, and then carefully polished the script. On the stage, they used silent words and exaggerated movements to show how thousands of languages ​​are. Unified into Kyushu language, it gives people a thick and epic sense.

With Daozong and Buddhist jewels in front, the Confucian performance seemed so normal that it was out of tune with the atmosphere of the scene.

"Our sense of innovation is not enough." Dong Zhongren reflected.

Jiang Li hurriedly said, "No, no, it's fine if you do this, you don't need to innovate anymore."

After finally catching an ordinary person, Jiang Li couldn't let him go.

"The following is a play jointly performed by the Great Zhou Dynasty and the Four Seas Dragon Palace—Nezha Li Naohai."

"???" Jiang Li was confused, what the hell is Nezha Li, doesn't it sound awkward?

He is not surprised that there is a story about Nezha making troubles in the sea in Kyushu, because this is what he spread, and it is very popular. People in Kyushu like to hear stories about gods and ghosts most.

The performance on the stage is unfolding in an orderly manner.

There is a place called Chentangguan near the sea in the Great Zhou Dynasty. The name of the general is Li Jing, and his wife is Mrs. Yin.

Mrs. Yin gave birth to her third son.

"Since the eldest son is called Jinzha and the second son is called Muzha, the third son is called Shuizha." Li Jing suggested.

"The sluice doesn't sound good, so let's call it Nezha." Mrs. Yin felt that her husband's name was not good.

"Okay, let's call him Nezha, and my third son is called Li Nezha." Li Jing laughed, thinking that his wife was educated.

Li Nezha has a talent for cultivating immortals, and his cultivation base is growing rapidly.

Dazhou is adjacent to the East China Sea, and the third prince of the Dragon King made waves, making Chentangguan miserable, and the third prince of the Dragon King wanted to eat the children of fishermen’s families. Li Nezha was so angry that he fought with the third prince of the Dragon King for [-] rounds. In the end, the third prince of the Dragon King died. The enemy Li Nezha was stripped of his dragon tendons.

The Dragon King of the East China Sea was furious when he heard the words, called three brothers, turned into the real dragon body, held the dragon ball, and put pressure on Chen Tangguan to ask Li Jing to hand over Li Nezha, otherwise Chen Tangguan would be flooded!

The Dragon King of the Four Seas exerted boundless mana to form a tsunami thousands of feet high, even covering the sun. Chentangguan seemed too small in the face of such disasters.

Li Jing was helpless but vowed to die. Mrs. Yin was crying heartbreakingly. Li Nezha stood up bravely with righteousness in mind: "Old Dragon King, I'm coming out, what are you going to do to me!"

The Dragon King of the East China Sea showed a row of sharp teeth, and said cruelly: "Of course it is your crime of intentional injury, and you will be sent to Da Zhou for punishment!"

"???" Jiang Li felt that this was slightly different from what he remembered.

(End of this chapter)