Infinite Screening Room: Play Ultron Destroyer at the beginning

Chapter 780 · Diverse Visitors and Smiley
"I don't remember Stark Tower opening a tourist program."

Hawkeye Clint aimed the bow and arrow at the elevator, and the others also aimed at the elevator door.

Things have been a little weird these days.

"Jarvis, what's going on in the elevator?"

"Sir, the situation in the elevator is beyond my comprehension."

At this moment, the elevator door opened wide, and one of them was holding a guide flag in his hand. An unknown red and black creature with the head of an unknown creature was drawn crookedly on the guide flag, leading a large group of people and horses to rush out of the small elevator room.

For a moment, Tony didn't know whether to feel that the elevator in his home had a great load-bearing capacity. It could fit in at least the weight of [-] people, or he should raise his hand and give the thing in front of him a shot.

"Mr. Deadpool?" Peter asked tentatively, "Is that you?"

"Hi, Peter!"

Well, it looks like it is.

"you also."

Looking at the guy in front of him, Tony was at a loss for words and didn't know what to ask.

As we all know, matter and energy are conserved, so if someone is silent, someone will become a chatterbox.

Now everyone is silent, so some people who don't know if they can be called human become excited.

Deadpool enthusiastically stepped forward and shook the hands of Spiderman No. [-] and No. [-]: "Oh, hello everyone, I am Deadpool, you can call me Tour Guide Wade, I am leading my Spiderman sightseeing The group visited the Avengers Building, do you want to buy souvenirs? I have Iron Man figure, Captain America poster, Psychic Scepter keychain, Thor's Hammer keychain, and I also have a Storm Axe version with the same hair color as Black Widow The wig, the Hawkeye longbow is just a children’s version, Dr. Banner’s super elastic pants, and Nick Fury’s eye mask”

"If you don't like me, there is also the Eye of Agamotto pendant, the spider silk launcher bracelet, oh, you are Spider-Man, you don't need this, and the same vibrating gold necklace as the Black Panther, how about this? A can of leather Mu particles? Or a gun of eternity, which of course is a toothpick."

"What do you think of this place? Those cheap and pointless tourist attractions that waste precious lives?"

"Hey, Iron Man!" Deadpool held the bag, but kept saying in his mouth: "You are a billionaire and have a company, I'm just a poor, miserable mercenary, I want to raise a wife now It's not easy for children, can't you let me buy some souvenirs to earn some extra money?"

"You cold-blooded zbj! You must be hung up on the street lamp!"

"Okay, okay, Wade, how did you come into this world." Unbearable Peter grabbed the deadpool who was chattering and was about to have a fight with Tony to get a chance to earn extra money and asked: "Please, this is very Important, me, I'll buy a souvenir from you."

"Aha! Thank you for your patronage! You are the best Peter, I will definitely let you be his godfather when my child is born!"

"Okay, Vanessa is pregnant?"

"That's right, that's why I have to find ways to make more money. This is the helplessness of adults. After all, not everyone can use tens of millions of steel suits as fireworks." Deadpool waited in his small bag. He took out various souvenirs and small jewelry and asked, "What do you want? Why don't you give your little girlfriend a scarlet witch's amulet, this is a rare good thing."

"Then, take the amulet."

"Okay, [-] million sincerity."

"?"

"Please, this is a good thing!"

"But do I look like someone who can shell out thirty million U.S. dollars?! Do you want thirty million Zimbabwean dollars?"

"want!"

After finishing speaking, Deadpool took out a machine from his crotch, grabbed Peter's hand and pressed it, and then took a rough piece of bark from a roadside ornamental tree and painted it with red. The wooden splinter amulet with the word Scarlet Witch written in ink was stuffed into Peter's hand.

"Pay with one hand and deliver with one hand, no return or exchange!"

"Well, can you tell me why we gather in this universe?"

"Who do you think I am?! Am I the kind of person who sells the privacy of customers?!"

"I pay!"

Looking at the impatient Tony Stark, Deadpool sneered coldly: "It's ridiculous, who do you think I am? Have you seen anyone with an eye for money?!"

"Can you take back that cash machine of yours before you say that?"

"Ha, as long as you give enough money, you don't have to treat me as a person."

Under Tony's extremely disgusted eyes, Deadpool finished collecting the bill, and Tony was considering whether to wash his hands later and perform alcohol disinfection by the way.

Peter handed Gwen the amulet he bought from Deadpool, and Gwen reluctantly accepted it, considering that it was a souvenir from Peter.

"Come on, everyone, let me introduce each other."

Deadpool clapped his hands and said, "First of all, this is Peter Parker from Earth-65, and his girlfriend, the Spider-Man of that world—Gwen Stacy!"

No one applauded, but Deadpool is the one who can get to the top by himself, and then he continued to point to the two Spider-Man who came here at the beginning: "Now we have two Spider-Man in front of us, one is Peter Parker , a sort of Peter Parker."

After finishing speaking, Deadpool took out a watch from his pouch and gave it to number two.

"For you, without money. Young man, don't be somber, Smelusmillu."

"thanks..."

"Okay, now it's time to introduce visitors from different multiverses."

"This is Peter Parker, his age is 1933, he is a private detective, Shadow Spider-Man. He likes to drink egg honey milk and God knows what that is."

Shadow Spider-Man, dressed in black, wearing a windbreaker and a black round hat, nodded coldly to everyone.

"This is Penny Parker, from New York in 3145, driving a spider robot, and telepathic with a small spider inside."

"Hello everyone!"

The short-haired junior high school girl named Penny Parker greeted politely, and the red and blue spider robot display screen behind her also had a smiling expression.

"This is Peter Polk, the photographer of the "Howling Daily", and his task is to dig out all kinds of heavy news."

"Hi, you guys, I didn't expect that you are all similar to monkeys."

Polk pulled his slobbering hand out of his mouth, and shook Peter's hand in the astonished eyes of everyone: "I'm actually a spider, and I was bitten by a genetically mutated pig to become a spider. become a pig."

"You, hello."

Peter found that his vision was still narrow.

"This is Spider-Man 2099 from 2099."

"This is Miles, from the Ultimate Universe 1610. In their world Spiderman Peter Parker died, then he was also bitten by a spider, and now also gained the powers of Spiderman, although did not replace Spiderman The position of being the next Spider-Man. But we can see it in his clothes."

Miles was wearing a totally ill-fitting Spider-Man suit because the seller said it couldn't be returned or exchanged.

"This is the 1048PS host world Spider-Man."

"What?"

"This is Zhang Parker, you can call him the Ultimate Spider, he comes from the 616 universe."

The ultimate spider with four steel spider arms behind it nodded indifferently.

"And this one, this one is Kuya Yamashiro, he is—"

"Let me introduce myself!" The Spider-Man turned around and came to them: "I am the messenger from hell—the Sibai aunt!"

"Good Spiderman, and this Peter Benjamin Parker."

The middle-aged Benjamin looked at a group of energetic young people around him, and felt that he was out of place with them again and again.

"Okay, so can you tell us why you're here?"

"Me?" Deadpool pointed at himself, quacking and laughing: "Is your brain frozen? It's like frozen meat that has been frozen in the refrigerator for too long, old Captain Popsicle?"

"I'm just here to make extra money!"

"Our problem is also this, how did you come to our world?"

"This, this is simple."

"Alright!"

Deadpool pulled out the Victory Hypa Gun from behind.

"Construct chaos, the power to break walls!"

"wrong!"

The crowd of Spider-Man instinctively sensed that something was wrong, and when they raised their hands, more than a dozen spider silks flew over.

"Stop him, don't let him run away!"

"Wall Breaker - Deadpool!!!"

The moment Deadpool raised his Victory Hypa gun and shot towards the ceiling, a green portal opened at Deadpool's feet and involved him in it.

"Smiley Smile! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

(End of this chapter)