Bury the Qing Dynasty

Chapter 163 Is Emperor Zhu a Good-natured?

Just when He Shen and Zhongtang thought that the old dog Qian Deaf would agree to their proposal, the old dog Qian Deaf laughed and said, "You only considered whether Xiang Xi would be chased and killed by the Ming army, but I didn't think of another question."

He Zhongtang bowed and said with a flattering smile, "I'm a dull slave, so please ask Long Live Lord for advice?"

Qian Deaf old dog snorted, half-closed his eyes and said: "If we take back Yaksa and Qiaktu and other places, and that rebel Zhu Jinsong goes northward under the banner of taking back Nurgandusi, what is our Taqing? Stick to Yaksa? Or simply abandon Yaksa and continue fleeing north and west?"

Regarding the question of Qian Deaf and Old Dog, He Shen and Zhongtang have ten thousand words in their hearts that they want to talk about—even if they go westward to Europa according to Qian Deaf and Old Dog, wouldn’t Zhu Ni be able to do that? Have you attacked me under the banner of slandering the people and punishing crimes?
Or to put it another way: Does the emperor of the old Zhu family have a good thing?

Look at Zhu Yuanzhang, who seems to have recognized the Yuan Dynasty in the enthronement edict, but why did Zhu Yuanzhang treat Meng Yuan as orthodox in the court?What's more, who is the little girl who is in trouble for Sapphire fishing?
Look at Zhu Laosi, just because Arutai broke his face, he smashed Arutai's Tatar place back and forth four times, and smashed Mahamu's Wacha once by the way, Even Wuliangha Sanwei, who had contributed a lot during Jingnan, was easily smashed.

Zhu Gaochi's fat man has nothing to say, but Zhu Gaochi's son, the cricket player, is not for nothing. Even the most out-of-chain son Zhu Qizhen, he enjoys the emperor's treatment on the grassland, and he returns it easily. If he was abducted, his sister would be the first -- besides, others don't know whether the door was called or not, but how can you, a deaf old dog, not know?
Fortunately in misfortune, although the emperor of the Ming Dynasty was not a good thing, the ministers of the Ming Dynasty were very powerful, especially Wu Zong and Xi Zong, who were both capable and skilled, fell into the water and died. And became suspicious, coupled with the continuous disasters in the sky, my own internal chaos, or else we Daqing still want to enter the customs?

Now there is another Ming emperor like Zhu Jinsong, do you still want to go to Europa?Even if you fucking run to the ends of the earth, this kid will chase you to the ends of the earth!

Are you still pretending to understand with Ben Zhongtang?
I bother!

Come on, let's not persuade you anymore, anyway, I can be my Daqing's Zhongtang master wherever I go, as long as I can continue to make money, who cares if you die or not.

After cursing secretly in their hearts, He Shen and Zhongtang said with flattering smiles on their faces: "What Long Live Lord said is that this is indeed a lack of thoughtfulness of the slave."

Qian Deaf old dog snorted, squinted his eyes slightly and after some calculations, he suddenly told Heshen and Zhongtang: "You choose a few capable men, and then choose some soldiers from each banner, and follow Lao Ba to go to Jacques Sa."

Just when He Shen and Zhongtang were confused and couldn't figure out what the old dog Qian Deaf was going to do, the old dog Qian Deaf went on to say, "You can't put all your bets on Europa."

"There's Old Fifteen in the Western Regions, so I can feel more at ease. It's better to let Old Eight take someone to Yaksa, and it's more like finding a way out for me, Daqing."

After thinking for a while, the old dog Qian Deaf added: "This time, let the Gurkha Eight Banners and North Korean Eight Banners take the lead. In addition, you must let the old eight see the blood, don't just think about writing and drawing all day long." of."

Heshen and Zhongtang flicked their horseshoe sleeves and said a thousand obeisances: "Hey, I'm going to arrange the manpower."

……

Old dog Qian Deaf, He Shen and Zhongtang had just discussed about taking back Yaksa the first day, but Zhu Jinsong knew about it the next day.

Zhu Jinsong also knew that the old dog Qian Deaf didn't like the beautiful girl who was selected into the palace a few days ago, because the old dog Qian Deaf was already 79 years old, and even if he poured half a catty of deer blood, it would be useless. Zhu Jinsong even knew that Qian Deaf The deaf old dog is thinking about such nonsense as the cousin and granddaughter of the late Xiaoxian Chun Empress Shaji Fucha.

In short, my Qing Dynasty has no secrets at all in front of Zhu Jinsong, only Zhu Jinsong doesn't want to know, there is absolutely nothing Zhu Jinsong doesn't know.

Of course, the stupid matter of Qian Deaf old dog thinking about Shaji Fucha's cousin and grand-niece has nothing to do with Zhu Jinsong, the Ming emperor. Zhu Jinsong's interest.

As far as Zhu Jinsong is concerned, the old dog Qian Deaf and me are only so useful to the Qing court. What we have to do at this time is to let me old dog Qian Deaf play freely, and wait until the time is almost right before "hanging the people" crime".

In contrast, it was Daming's mess that caused Zhu Jinsong even more headaches.

For example, those scholars.

In fact, scholars in Ming Dynasty should be divided into two types. One is the scholars cultivated by Zhu Jinsong after the rebellion. The scholars, these people...these people are pure waste.

In the 4487th year of the Yellow Emperor era, the fifth year of the Great Ming Dynasty, and the 55th year of the Qing dynasty’s Qiande, in autumn, Zhu Jinsong originally wanted to give these scholars a chance, so he specially opened Enke, intending to select a few available staff from these people. .

But I never expected that when these scholars write stereotyped articles, they are full of flowers, but when they write policy theory, they have a situation where they have thousands of words in their stomachs and no words in their pens.

Just like those writers who hit the street, there are a lot of various plots in their minds, and when it comes to writing, there are all kinds of texts.

The problem is that those writers who are on the street, Calvin, will only affect their income, and these scholars, collectively Calvin, have turned Enke, who has been in the Holy Emperor for five years, into a big joke.

Q: How to have both fish and bear's paw?Answer: Those who sacrifice their lives for righteousness.

Are you okay?

There's nothing wrong with it at all, because it doesn't matter what they think in their hearts, what matters is how they answer - what is needed in the officialdom is this kind of standard answer to prove that they have not read sage books in vain.

But then it's over.

Q: How many states and counties did you pass through on the road?How are the local officials?How is the people's livelihood?What are the prices of local scallions/cabbage/pork?Answer: The country is peaceful and the people are safe, and the rest are unknown.

Q: What are my current problems?Answer: The emperor is holy.

Zhu Jinsong flipped through nearly a thousand copies of the tribute examination papers, and finally found only two words from these papers.

waste.

Whether I am holy or not, do you need to judge me?I asked a few old farmers in the countryside at random, and then asked a few workers working in the workshop, and the answers I got were not more reliable than yours?

Return the damn Guotai Minan?The rest don't know?An Lei Lou, I know Lei Lou!You don't even know a single carved feather, but you guys also know a hammer!

Zhu Jinsong, who was almost insane from anger, simply lost interest in holding the palace examination. Instead, he asked people to recruit nearly a thousand scholars as tributes, and then stuffed them all into the cabinet and the government offices of various ministries. It's called an intern.

After all, my Ming court was founded not long ago, and there are a lot of places that need manpower. Even if these more than 1000 "interns" are really useless, with these more than 1000 interns, it can somewhat relieve the shortage of manpower in various departments.

To put it bluntly, as long as these more than 1000 interns can work hard, there will be plenty of opportunities for promotion and fortune in the future.

However, what makes Zhu Jinsong despair is that these scholars were extremely well-behaved in our Daqing period, and they couldn't hold back in the Ming Dynasty——

Disrespecting saints, not paying attention to learning, arbitrarily changing the laws of the ancestors, competing with the people for profit, indulging warriors, killing excessively, not benevolent to the people, not paying attention to scholars, and other messy charges, as long as these scholars can think of, they are basically given to Zhu Jinsong After making arrangements, they even specially wrote a joint article, entrusting Zeng Cheng, the chief assistant of the Ming Dynasty, to send it to Zhu Jinsong.

Zhu Jinsong was in a daze at the time. Even Zhu Jinsong, who was not in a daze when he knew that Qian Deaf's old dog was playing the shrinking tactic and that Louis XVI had suppressed the French Revolution, was in a daze at this moment. a feeling of.

Simply put, it's a buzzing brain.

Disrespecting the saints?who?I?I have cleared the door for the saint, and the Ministry of Rites of the Ming Dynasty has changed to offer sacrifices to the saint. Why is it disrespectful to the saint?
Don't pay attention to learning?I?I got back the "Yongle Canon" from Qian Deaf Old Dog, asked people to translate seven thousand western books, and asked people to search for books related to science and technology from Europa, and even asked people to build libraries in various states and counties. Not paying attention to learning?
Changing the laws of the ancestors indiscriminately?Whose law did I change?Daming law?The law of the Ming Dynasty does not allow scholars to make suggestions, have you bastards ever obeyed it?

What else is there to fight for the interests of the people?Damn, who am I competing for profit with?How the hell did I even waive the civil tax and corvee, bastard!

There are also indulgent warriors, excessive killings, and lack of love for the people... Didn't this stupid man build a few capitals with Portuguese barbarians?Isn't it just to get all the gentlemen of Shangsanqi to dig mines, isn't it to use Kunlun slaves to fill in some dangerous and fatal projects such as mountain opening and road construction?

Are they your own fathers?

And people who don’t pay attention to scholars... If this horse really doesn’t pay attention to scholars, I still need to use Enke to reward you more than 1000 wastes with tributes and let you go to various yamen as interns?
The more he looked at the article in his hand, the darker Zhu Jinsong's face became. After reading the article, Zhu Jinsong simply patted the table, looked at Zeng Cheng and asked, "Where are these bastards? Are you honest? report to the government offices of various ministries?"

Zeng Cheng shook his head and said: "Back to Your Majesty, there were only a few people who went to the government offices to report, and most of them didn't go. Instead, they blocked my house and forced me to bring this article to Your Majesty. They...they He also said that if His Majesty refuses to make amends, they... will go to Fengyang Weeping Mausoleum."

Zhu Jinsong was slightly angry, and was about to speak, but he heard a shout from outside the palace: "Your Majesty, please hold the imperial examination!"

"Please Your Majesty, after selecting the sage Kong, succeed Duke Yan!"

"Your Majesty, please call back the tax collectors and live with the people!"

"..."

Zhu Jinsong suddenly stopped being angry. After sitting back on the chair, he picked up the article again, read it carefully, and then said with a smile: "I always thought that these scholars must have some brains."

"But now it seems that I have overestimated them after all—it's not that they don't have much brains, they just don't have brains at all!"

Speaking of this, Zhu Jinsong shook his head again, and said, "It's not true, they are not out of their minds, but they know that I am the emperor of Ming Dynasty, which is different from my emperor of Tartar Qing Dynasty."

Regarding what Zhu Jinsong said, Zeng Cheng was also speechless.

Zeng Cheng couldn't even guess what these scholars were thinking—at the time of Qian Deaf and Old Dog, each of these scholars was better than the other. No one dares to do such a broken thing as the gate!
Fortunately, within a day, these scholars first surrounded the house of the chief minister of the current dynasty, and then organized a group to run outside the palace to shout, and even threatened to go to Fengyang Weeping Mausoleum!

Did you really think that Emperor Ming was a good-tempered person who wouldn't kill people?
After careful consideration, Zeng Cheng still persuaded: "Your Majesty, why don't we send people to disperse them, then revoke their reputation and send them back to their hometown?"

PS: There are guests at home today, they came at noon and left at 9 pm, so the update is late. . .

(End of this chapter)