Bury the Qing Dynasty

Chapter 185 Tie a dog to command pigs is better than them!

According to the analysis of normal people's thinking, it is very common for ships to encounter wind and waves at sea, and ordinary ships will fully take this into consideration when designing and building.

However, the brain circuits of the sticks are not normal.

The beef and watermelon that they can eat in the cafeteria, they have to secretly pack and take back to the dormitory to eat. Obviously, the problem of wind and waves needs to be considered when building a ship, but the sticks don't consider it.

I made a mistake when building a ship for Kublai Khan, and I made it again when building a ship for Qian Deaf Old Dog!

The problem is that some mistakes can be made, and some mistakes should never be made.

For example, secretly eating beef and packing watermelon. This kind of mistake is a moral issue. Apart from affecting whether the Japanese slaves have watermelon to eat, at most it is to embarrass Bangzi himself. Apart from this, there is nothing too big influences.

However, when building a ship, the problem of wind and waves is not considered, and blindly cutting corners for the sake of the construction period is a fatal mistake.

Sixteen of the original 28 warships of the Qing Dynasty had already sunk, and the remaining twelve were sunk by the wind, and five were sunk. One ship was sunk and captured by a small sampan from the Japanese country, and the remaining one rushed back to North Korea desperately.

Then, the country of Wa was ready to celebrate "Kamikaze once again blessed the country of Wa".

Although the kamikaze this time is far from being able to reach the level of a typhoon, let alone destroy a fleet, the Japanese slaves have always had this habit. They are gods and demons at every turn. Demon God, it seems that there is nothing incomprehensible in calling a not too big storm a "divine wind".

What is even more amazing is that the Tokugawa shogunate changed its previous policy of closing the country and planned to send troops to North Korea.

As we all know, Wonu and Bangzi are like crouching dragons and phoenix chicks, and their brain circuits are different from normal people.

Anyone dares to steal a stick, and anyone dares to hate a Japanese slave.

If you want to let the Japanese slaves directly send troops to the Central Plains to fight Zhu Jinsong to death, the Japanese slaves will definitely not agree. After all, they have been beaten for hundreds of years, and the history of the Central Plains is basically a history of being beaten. Father history, from the Battle of Baijiangkou to the Battle of Luliang, has always been like this.

Especially the Luliang sea battle, that is a painful memory that the Japanese slaves will never be able to erase.

Although the sticks have been bragging about the great victory of Ming Liang and allocating the credit for repelling the Japanese slaves to Yi Sun-shin's coins, the Japanese slaves who have been beaten know very well that the facts are not what the sticks boasted at all. .

The reason why Wa Nu completely withdrew from North Korea and started the closed-door mode was because Chen Lin, Deng Zilong and Yi Sun-shin commanded the Luliang naval battle, and because Wa was scared by Ming Dynasty.

Even the Naval Battle of Mingliang, which the Bangzi have been boasting about, mainly depends on the command of the generals of Daming, and has nothing to do with the Bangzi. General Bangzi still wants to command the army to fight?

For example, without the consent of Robert Abrams, can Xiaowen command the South Korean army to fight Japanese?
Don't talk about it, a stick is a stick. What they are best at from ancient times to the present is "big things". There have been several times in history that the Japanese family entered the Japanese, and the sticks only solved the problem by relying on the strongest summoning technique "Daddy save me".

The key is that this strongest summoning technique is very easy to use. Wa Nu tried to attack North Korea several times, but was finally defeated by this trick.

Therefore, he knew very well that he was a Japanese slave who had been beaten by someone, and he was unwilling to provoke Zhongyuan Tangkou from the bottom of his heart. The Tokugawa family was even more determined to close the country and live their own lives behind closed doors.

However, being unwilling or afraid to provoke the Central Plains does not mean that the Tokugawa shogunate did not dare to provoke North Korea.

Especially after capturing a lot of Eight Banners lords, after figuring out the current situation at the entrance of the Central Plains, Tokugawa Jiaqi, the leader of the Tokugawa family, began to think about the territory of North Korea and even the Qing Dynasty.

At this time, Tokugawa Iezari had just succeeded as the No.11 general of the Tokugawa shogunate, and as soon as he came to power, Tanuma Yiji, who was known as a bad politician, was dismissed from office, and Matsudaira Sadanobu was appointed as the old middle school to implement the reform of leniency , To rectify the shogunate Tsunaji, it is the time when the mind is at its wildest.

The key is that Tokugawa Ieqi didn't expect that the Qing army would be such a waste, and the Wa country itself was full of contradictions, and it was urgent to find a gap to vent to the outside.

Therefore, Tokugawa Jiaqi directly summoned a group of younger brothers, planning to send troops to North Korea, to severely teach those little sticks who don't know the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth.

This time, the Wa Kingdom is not afraid that the sticks will use the almost incomprehensible summoning technique of "Daddy save me", because the objects they summon are themselves trash, and they are one of the targets of the Wa Kingdom.

It's just that before Waguo discussed how to send troops to fight North Korea, the old dog Qian Deaf got angry after receiving the news.

The loss of a mere 28 warships and [-] sailors was not a big problem for the Qing Dynasty, not even injuries.

But, this hurts my face!

"All those in charge of timber, as well as all those in charge of shipbuilding, must be dealt with strictly and severely. I would rather kill three thousand by mistake than let one go!"

The old dog Qian Deaf leaned on the soft couch, and ordered Heshen and Zhongtang murderously: "Tell Li Yan that North Korea must build another batch of warships within three months, and they must be warships capable of fighting. Use this defective product to fool me, watch out for his head!"

After Heshen and Zhongtang bowed in response, the old dog Qian Deaf asked again: "Is there anything going on with Zhu Ni?"

He Zhongtang bowed and replied: "Long Live Lord, Zhu Ni has been sorting out the affairs of Jiaozhi, Myanmar, Siam and other places at present, and he has nothing to worry about at all."

However, Qian Deaf old dog glanced at He Zhongtang, and said, "What I asked was not about these things, but about the pot and the little ball games—did Zhu Ni ever agree to my proposal?"

He Shen and Zhongtang immediately felt a little bit pained when asked by Qian Deaf old dog.

You said why are you so serious about asking this?
If Zhu Ni agrees, why don't the servants happily announce the good news to you, old man?
Since the slave didn't mention this, it means that Zhu Ni didn't agree at all!
After complaining secretly in their hearts, He Shen and Zhongtang bowed honestly and replied: "Qi Zou Long Live Lord, Zhu Ni really doesn't know what to do, I'm afraid he will disappoint the kindness of Long Live Lord .”

Hearing this, Old Dog Qian Deaf couldn't help being slightly angry, and secretly scolded Zhu Jinsong for being too ignorant of flattery.

Without the participation of the Qing Dynasty, what kind of pot can be regarded as a joint one?What qualifications does the Little Broken Ball Games still have to be called the Little Broken Ball Games?

Moreover, since Zhu Ni did not agree to Daqing's participation in the Pot and Little Pot Games, he probably did not agree to Daqing's proposal to send ambassadors and consuls to him.

That is to say, that Zhu Ni had no intention of reconciling with me, Da Qing, at all.

Thinking of this, the face of Qian Deaf Old Dog couldn't help turning dark, and he said to He Shen and Zhongtang: "Whether Zhu Ni has failed my good intentions or not, this matter is second to none. The most important thing now is to find out who Zhu Ni is. Reverse trend, and also, find out what is going on in his heart."

He Zhongtang bowed and replied: "Hey, I will send someone to do it."

It's just that after leaving Qianqing Palace, He Shen and Zhongtang's expressions became extremely ugly.

The old dog Qian Deaf didn't feel pain in his back when he stood up and talked, and it seemed that if he said that he would send someone to investigate the situation, countless spies would go to Jinan Mansion to inquire about the information.

The question is where to send people?Where can I find the manpower?

Since returning to Zhili, the Qing Dynasty has been like that Wang Xiaoer's Chinese New Year. Every year is not as good as every year, and even the sticky poles and blood drops are almost useless——

As long as Qian Deaf old dog wants to know the information of Daming, he has to send members of Sticky Pole or Blood Drop to Daming, and Daming is too evil, most of the people sent there never return , Every time a man is sent out, it is equivalent to betting a life.

How many people did the Qing Dynasty have in total?How many people meet the selection requirements for sticky poles and blood drops?
You have to look like a Han Chinese, be able to speak fluent Chinese, be smart, and at the same time be loyal to the old dog Qian Deaf. After these few conditions are selected, a suitable one can be picked out of a hundred Jianlu. The hands are all blessed by the old wild boar skin!
Therefore, the replenishment speed of sticky poles and blood drops is far behind the consumption speed, the number of members is getting smaller and smaller, and the information sent back is also getting less and less.

Still want to find out what Zhu Ni is thinking?

Simply, it is the love of his mother~!

……

In fact, Zhu Jinsong didn't think much about it, he just thought it was funny.

Those coat-coated servants of Jiannu always like to brag about the old dogs who are deaf and deaf. One of them is that the Ming Dynasty had a trouble with Japanese pirates for more than 200 years, but the Qing Dynasty did not have Japanese pirates.

There is one thing to say, this is a fact, because the Ming Dynasty did have the Japanese plague, but the Qing Dynasty did not have the Japanese plague.

However, the reason why there is no Japanese invasion is not because he is so powerful in the Qing Dynasty, but because the Japanese country at this time is closing the country under the leadership of the Tokugawa shogunate and living their own small life behind closed doors.

Besides, the reason why the Japanese pirates were troubled was because it was profitable, and the Qing Dynasty played their lives to move to the forbidden sea. Come on, people are still making trouble with Japanese pirates!
Of course, coating, selective blindness is normal.

But Zhu Jinsong never thought that the old dog Qian Deaf would go to work as a Japanese slave, let alone that the old dog Qian Deaf had never even worked as a Japanese slave.

Wonu even wanted to turn against the money-deaf old dog.

Then, Zhu Jinsong gathered all the leaders of the five armies' governor's mansion together, and began to deduce the war between the short man and the Jianlu.

First of all, the dwarfs have an advantage in the sea, and they may launch an attack on the Qing Dynasty at any time, and the most likely choice is during the autumn harvest.

Choosing to start the war at the time of the autumn harvest will not only catch the Qing Dynasty and North Korea by surprise, but also facilitate the Japanese slave army to replenish on the spot.

Secondly, the Qing Dynasty and North Korea have the advantage of fighting in the local area, and it is very convenient for both soldiers and supplies, while the short ones belong to the cross-sea expedition, which will be more or less affected by the weather and the ocean.

Again, the firearms in the hands of the dwarves are not very advanced, at most they are on par with those of the Qing Dynasty.

Because the dwarfs at this time are busy closing their doors to the outside world, and haven't seen the tragic scene of the Qing being beaten by the big powers, so naturally they don't have the idea of ​​​​complete Westernization. Their firearms can be similar to those in Qian Deaf's old dog's hands. Already very rare.

Don't believe in the spirit of craftsman - the essence of the so-called craftsman spirit is that from their ancestors, their ancestors can only engage in one industry and one job for generations, just like an oil seller. The spirit of craftsmanship is simply to fool fools.

In fact, within the scope of the entire small broken ball, the Japanese country, which pays attention to the spirit of craftsmanship, is actually the most forgery one. Even the papers of the Dynamite Award can be faked. Even if it is exposed, it is just another "craftsman" Spirit".

Of course, whether the dwarves are fake or not has nothing to do with their current plan to fight against the money-deaf old dog.

It's just that after careful deduction by Zhu Jinsong and the leaders of the Fifth Army Commander's Mansion, they found that the chances of winning for the short guys were not too high.

After reaching this conclusion, Zhu Jinsong finally breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "It's not bad, then continue to pay attention and see how capable Qian Deaf old dog is."

This is actually a very painful question.

If the lords on the grassland want to fight against the money-deaf old dogs, Zhu Jinsong can not only provide them with more advanced firearms, but also send people to guide them in combat.

The problem is that those dwarfs want to turn against Qian Deaf Old Dog—no matter how much Zhu Jinsong hates Qian Deaf Old Dog for not dying, he will never be able to help those dwarfs.

Zhu Jinsong even wanted to help a group of money-deaf old dogs.

However, Zhu Jinsong never imagined that when the dwarfs really started to attack, the disadvantaged side would be Qian Deaf Old Dog who had the advantage in terms of troop replenishment, logistics supply and geographical environment.

In just a few days, the Dongnae Duhufu (Busan) fell into the hands of Ai Dazi, and several Biwa towns under the Gyeongsang Zuodo Navy Jiedushi Battalion were directly disabled.

After getting the news, Zhu Jinsong was stunned.

Also confused are the leaders of the Fifth Army Commander's Mansion, as well as the bigwigs of the civil service system.

Who can figure this out? Before the Qing Dynasty, it was as fierce as a tiger when fighting against Gurkha and North Korea. It was also unambiguous when fighting against the Tsarist Russian army of Kyakta and Yaksa, and it also took such a big advantage. , Why can't you beat the dwarf?

According to Zhu Erdan, even if a dog is tied to command a group of pigs, it is impossible for those dwarfs to take down the whole of Busan in a few days!

But, no matter how wasteful Qing and North Korea are, it is an indisputable fact that they were beaten by Japanese slaves.

(End of this chapter)