Bury the Qing Dynasty

Chapter 218 Does he still want a face?
Just when Zhu Jinsong was having a headache because of these messy things, Xiao Poqiu's painting style gradually became magical.

As we all know, England once fought a Hundred Years War, a Thirty Years War, a War of Spanish Succession, a War of Austrian Succession, and a War of Silly Eagles between France. Since then, they have been looking at each other not pleasing to the eye, and they both look forward to each other's death.

According to common sense, the relationship between France and England has become such a bear. Louis XVI and George III should also be regarded as deadly enemies. It is absolutely impossible for the two to sit together peacefully.

However, the magical reality never plays its cards according to common sense.

Louis XVI and George III sat down calmly and even drank tea while waiting for the food to be served.

Of course, Louis XVI had a temperament of being unprofitable, and George III was basically the same, so both of them cherish every minute and every second, even if they are sitting in a restaurant in Guangzhou drinking tea and waiting for the food to be served, the two People have not forgotten to study the situation in Europa.

George III was the first to say: "I'm going to buy some books in Guangzhou, and I'll ask some interpreters who know the French language to go back."

Louis XVI glanced at George III and said: "Ignorant people always show their stupidity with words, but wise people have already taken practical actions."

George III was taken aback and asked, "What do you mean?"

Louis XVI shrugged his shoulders and said: "It's not interesting, I have already sent people to find general interpreters, and then asked these general interpreters to help me translate books about state governance at the Central Plains Hall. In addition, I plan to invite a few A chef from the central plains returned to France."

George III's face darkened, and he said, "Louis, have you forgotten that we are now allies of the five benevolent people of Xiaopoguo? Even if you don't want to remind you to buy books of Ming Dynasty, but in the matter of hiring a chef from the Central Plains Tangkou , you should have reminded me."

Louis XVI laughed and mocked, "Actually, I never thought that you would be so stupid that you need someone to remind you of such a simple thing."

After mocking George III, Louis XVI changed his mind again and said, "However, you are right, I will remember to remind you of anything in the future."

George III snorted coldly and said, "Then I really thank you."

"You're welcome, who made us the five benevolent people of Xiao Poqiu?"

Louis XVI humbly said no thanks first, then looked at George III and asked, "By the way, you said you wanted to find a soft persimmon from Europa. I don't know who you plan to attack?"

This time it was George III's turn to tremble.

George III glanced at Louis XVI, and said, "Why are you in a hurry? There are still persimmons everywhere. The key is that we have to study who is the richest and who is the best, and then decide on the goal—or else , why do you think I invited you to stay in Guangzhou for a few more days?"

Louis XVI said in his heart, you really think that someone in my road doesn’t know, you sent someone to hire an interpreter as soon as you arrived in Guangzhou, and then you bought a lot of books from Ming Dynasty, and you also wanted to invite a cook from Ming Dynasty with a high salary Back to England with you.

What kind of research is there to study which soft persimmon is rich and easy to pinch? You are going to the grave to burn the Times. Are you fooling around?

After ridiculing wildly in his heart, Louis XVI said: "You know, we France and Daming are each other's most loyal allies, so before we left Jinan Mansion, I once had a private meeting with Emperor Daming meeting."

George III's heart tightened, but his face showed a nonchalant expression. After oh, he said casually: "The emperor of Ming Dynasty invited you to have a meal alone again?"

Louis XVI nodded his head first, but then gave another bah, and said, "How could it be possible to just have a meal alone?"

Seeing that George III did not ask further questions, Louis XVI inevitably felt a little bored, and said, "The emperor of the Ming Dynasty invited me to have a meal alone, and then chatted with me about the situation in Europa alone."

Hearing this, George III became even more nervous.

As we all know, if there are idiots in the world, then France must be one of them. If there are licking dogs in the world, then France must be the one who takes the lead in kneeling.

According to the IQ of Louis XVI, the idiot, the emperor of Ming Dynasty would sell Europa without hesitation as long as he had a meal and a few promises.

Thinking that the emperor of the Ming Dynasty had entertained Louis XVI alone but not himself, George III couldn't help but feel a little jealous——Obviously I, Joe, can sell Europa!The mother of Louis XVI!
After a cold snort, George III suppressed the unhappiness in his heart and asked, "And then?"

Louis XVI sighed, and said: "I have to admit that the emperor of the Ming Dynasty is indeed the greatest emperor I have ever seen, and he is also the kindest emperor. At the same time, he is also a very charismatic person. the emperor."

"After the banquet, he told me how to govern a country well—for example, to lighten the tax and pay less, to live with the people, to spread the word, and to do less construction work."

"It's not like I haven't heard people say these things before, such as the University of Voltaire, the University of Holbach, and the University of Dirood. They have all said this, but the same reason, What the Emperor Ming said is more convincing than what these great scholars said."

George III felt even more upset, and said with a cold snort again: "I admit that the emperor of the Ming Dynasty governed the country very well, but I don't think you can learn his way of governing the country."

"Don't say anything else, just talk about your French deficit lady, how do you plan to solve your French deficit of 20 billion francs?"

Louis XVI took a sip of tea and said proudly, "Please note that our current deficit in France is only a billion francs."

"As for how to solve the deficit of more than one billion francs, of course it is the method that the old dog Qian Deaf told us, otherwise how to solve the deficit of more than one billion francs?"

Speaking of this, Louis XVI changed the subject again and said: "Of course, the problem of the French treasury deficit is easy to solve. What we need to discuss now is not this issue, but the persimmons on Europa. Which one is softer? "

George III took a sip of tea calmly, and said: "Of course it is Portugal—since the Lisbon earthquake, Portugal has been in a slump. Last time, more than 2000 soldiers were slaughtered by Ming and lost in Macau. Maria I still held her nose and endured it." down?"

Louis XVI shook his head and said, "If I were you, I would never choose Portugal."

George III was taken aback and asked, "Why?"

Louis XVI said: "Portugal owes Daming money, and you wiped out Portugal before paying it off, so what about the money owed to Daming? You pay it back for Portugal?"

George III smacked his lips and said, "If that's the case, wouldn't we just need to owe Daming a sum of money in any crisis we encounter in the future?"

Louis XVI suddenly became even more proud: "Do you remember what I said just now? Ignorant people always use endless words to show their stupidity, but smart people have already taken practical actions."

"Using France's treasury income as a guarantee, I borrowed one billion dragon yuan from Daming, which is [-] million taels of silver, and used it to buy Daming's guns and cannons. Before the money is repaid, I want to see , who dares to touch a hair of my French?"

George III was even more upset.

This is slow step by step, slow step by step, slow to the end, even eating shit can't keep up with the heat!
After scolding Louis XVI bloody in his heart, George III said with a dark face: "Then tell me, which soft persimmon should we pick?"

Louis XVI couldn't help laughing, and he didn't say until he had had enough: "How do I know which soft persimmon to choose? If I knew, I would have told you--of course, except for us France and you Apart from England, plus Portugal, which owes money to Ming Dynasty, the rest are just persimmons, you can pinch whichever one you want.”

George III glanced at Louis XVI and said with a sneer, "Then do you dare to pinch the Vatican?"

Louis XVI's laughter stopped abruptly—fuck, it's easy to pinch the Vatican, the question is who can bear the consequences?

Louis XVI gave George III a vicious look, and said: "As long as you dare to pinch, then I will dare to pinch. Presumably Paul I has nothing to dare to pinch!"

George III snorted coldly, and said: "Okay, stop bragging, it's all bragging, and the bragging you're bragging about is obvious from the first listen, and it doesn't have any technical content at all. "

"If you want me to say, let's set our target on Spain. Anyway, Spain has a lot of colonies. As long as Spain cedes some colonies and joins the small pot, this matter will be over, how?"

Louis XVI said: "Not much, unless you want to fight another war of Spanish succession."

In 1700, Carlos II died, and his sister Maria Theresa and Philip, the grandson of King Louis XIV of France, succeeded to the throne (Philip V). Since then, the Spanish throne has been transferred from the Austrian Habsburg family to the French Bourbon In the hands of the family, in order to compete for the Spanish throne, Fassi and Austria (supported by Britain and the Netherlands) started a war of Spanish succession, and signed the Utrecht Peace Treaty in 1713.

In other words, Spain is now related to France. If George III wants to attack Spain, Louis XVI, who is also the Bourbon family, will definitely not agree.

After thinking about it, Louis XVI simply suggested: "Let's target Austria under the rule of the Habsburg family, or in other words, target the Habsburg family."

George III felt all right.

Anyway, the Habsburg family has nothing to do with England. It just so happens that the strength of the Habsburg family is not very good at this time. The Holy Roman Empire ruled by the Habsburg family is neither holy nor Roman. For the sake of the empire, even if the Kingdom of Austria is free, there is still some respect, but England and France have joined forces to make Austria, so why not give him shit?

It's just that when he thought of the word shit, George III inevitably felt a little uncomfortable-George II died because of excessive defecation.

After thinking about it, George III said to Louis XVI: "Let's set the target on Austria, and don't go to the idea of ​​the Habsburg family-although the strength of the Habsburgs has weakened now, we are here for Liwei, we must fight quickly, we cannot drag the whole of Europa into the flames of war."

After Louis XVI nodded in response, George III asked again: "By the way, Paul I, did you send someone to notify him, or should I send someone to notify him?"

Louis XVI laughed and asked, "Why did you inform Paul I?"

Seeing the puzzled look on George III's face, Louis XVI slowly explained: "Little Broken Pot has five benefactors in total, and there are strengths and weaknesses among these five benefactors. Do you admit that?"

George III nodded, and said, "Of course, Ming is the strongest, followed by our England and your France, followed by Mao Xiong, and lastly, the weakest of the five good men, the Silly Eagle."

Louis XVI hummed and said, "So, the current situation is that Daming has already secured the first chair, and our two families are competing for the second chair—if Paul I is notified, wouldn't that be a new one? Give him a chance? If they were stronger, would he still be willing to sit on the fourth chair honestly?"

To judge others by himself, Louis XVI felt that if he was strong, he would definitely not be willing to be seated in front of him. Therefore, in any case, he could not give Paul I a chance to become stronger and let him sit honestly. The fourth chair is fine - if it wasn't for the Emperor Ming who insisted on creating five benefactors, Louis XVI would not even want to play with Paul I.

George III had no doubts about this either. He just frowned and thought about it, then looked at Louis XVI and asked, "Well, what reason should we use to fight Austria?"

Louis XVI shook his head and said, "We don't need to fight Austria, as long as we tell what the Habsburg family has done in the newspaper."

"For example, Philip III married his cousin Margaret, and Carlos II's father married his cousin Elizabeth. Therefore, Carlos II died at the age of 39..."

"Another example is the current Emperor Franz I of Austria, who married his aunt and uncle, Princess Maria Theresa of Sicily."

"So, we don't need to do anything, just publish these things in the newspapers and laugh at them for pure blood, huh?"

"If he can stand it like this, let's ask him in the newspapers, I, Louis XVI, are the king of France, and you, George III, are the king of England. We are all just kings, but he, Franz I, dares to call himself The emperor? Does he still want face?"

(End of this chapter)