Bury the Qing Dynasty

Chapter 277 Myoglobin
Osman is like a piece of pork belly now. Daming wants to take a bite, and it will be a loss if he doesn’t eat it until his mouth is full of oil, and the sand goose also wants to take a bite, and he also wants to eat it until his mouth is full of oil.

However, the problem is that there is only one piece of meat, but there are two families who want to eat it. One of them is the strongest with sharp teeth, and the other is a little weaker in strength, but they are close and eat early. The family might run into each other at any time.

What's even more damning is that these two families are the five benevolent people of Xiao Poguo - although the position of Sand Goose was awarded to him by Daming, they also sat in this position anyway, and took the initiative to sell East Siberia and Alaska half and half I gave it to Daming. If this happened to Osman, would you, Daming, have the guts to just slap the sand goose?
What Louis XVI said inside and outside the words is that we all know that you have the strength to slap him, but after slapping him, the faces of these five good people will not be very good-looking, so——If it is really impossible, do you want our French? Pump him for you?

Zhu Jinsong smiled indifferently, and said, "What Daming needs doesn't conflict with what Sha Goose needs. I've already discussed it with Paul I. I'll set up a buffer zone later, and it will depend on who is that." Lucky."

After being told by Zhu Jinsong, Louis XVI's heart, which had already been raised in his throat, was relieved.

Louis XVI did not doubt this, because according to the long-standing habits of the Ming Emperor and the Ming court, before Daming was about to beat someone up, the "Da Ming Newspaper" would probably post some evidence. For Lanfang, Tianzhu, Bangzi and even Jianyi, the "Da Ming Newspaper" has published related articles.

If Daming is really going to meet Sand Goose at Ottoman's side, the current "Daming Newspaper" should have listed countless evidences proving that Osman has been Daming's territory since ancient times, and a lot will also be listed The evidence proves that the sand goose has a negative impact on the small broken ball, so that Daming has sufficient reasons to make a film about the sand goose, and after beating the sand goose, he can still stand on the commanding heights of morality.

However, this time, the recent "Da Ming Newspaper" did not report on Ottoman's affairs in lengthy articles.

On the contrary, the "Daming Newspaper" has been emphasizing the possible problems of Daming itself during this period, and has been publishing articles related to government officials and infrastructure.

Therefore, from the perspective of "Da Ming Newspaper", Daming is indeed just like what Zhu Jinsong said, and he has no intention of doing anything against the sand goose for the time being.

Only after he breathed a sigh of relief, Louis XVI was a little envious of that lucky guy again.

Between the two good people, Daming and Sha'e, as long as Daming and Sha'e don't plan to make a movie, this lucky person is the safest country in the world. Do it.

Of course, if Daming and Sand Goose are going to start a film, everything will have to be discussed separately. Maybe this lucky guy will be the most unlucky guy on Little Broken Ball.

What made Louis XVI and George III even more envious were the ports they passed along the way.

Those ports that were originally Daming are fine, but after Qiongzhou Port there is Da Nang, after Da Nang there is Lanfang Port, after Lanfang Port there is Jiugang, after going around Pathein Port is also Daming In the port, except for the merchant ships from various countries, all the rest are warships or merchant ships of Ming Dynasty, and most of the people seen on the port are the people of Ming Dynasty.

The clothes on those people may not be very good, and the expressions on their faces may also be full of exhaustion, but the smiles on these people's faces and the look in their eyes are enough to make any king of Europa secretly startled.

Obviously, their eyes are full of hope. They are not afraid of the hardships in front of them, nor do they care how torn or dirty their clothes are. They are just striving for more income and a better life .

Of course, these things are not the most important.

Above all, the order that Louis XVI and George III saw.

If the order of the Ming army, and even the order of the Ming naval warships during their voyages are still within the acceptable range of Louis XVI and George III, then the ports they passed along the way and the order displayed by the Ming people on the ports , It is really beyond the cognition of Louis XVI and George III.

This kind of order will never exist in Europa.

Almost all the people of Ming Dynasty are moving according to a certain order, just like an ant colony, all the ports they pass along the way are extremely clean and orderly, and the port of Europa, besides chaos and disorder, is the most Shit and urine everywhere.

Louis XVI said enviously: "If France can be like Ming Dynasty one day, I may be the most successful king in the history of France. There is no one like that."

George III laughed out loud and mocked: "If any country in Europa can be like the Ming Dynasty, then Europa will not be what it is now."

"Wake up, what you French people are best at is defecation everywhere, they don't care about the environment and air in France."

"If you really want to change all this, the only way is to send them all to the Ming Kingdom."

Louis XVI's face darkened immediately, and he said: "What the French are best at happens to be what you Rose Beefs are best at—at the very least, I have cleaned up both inside and outside of Paris, and the Thames River Shit, have you cleaned it up yet?"

George III said proudly: "Of course, I have cleaned up all the feces in the Thames River. Although I only cleaned up the part outside London, this is an improvement after all. It is much better than before, isn't it? ?"

Seeing that the two guys, Louis XVI and George III, were about to start arguing about who cleaned up more feces, Zhu Jinsong couldn't help but said: "It's almost noon, you guys discuss this topic later Can you still eat?"

Louis XVI said angrily: "I didn't cause it first, but George III, an idiot who doesn't know what to do. By the way, what can we have for lunch today? I prefer fatty intestines."

Zhu Jinsong thought to himself that this is a fucking boat. Although there are freezers on the boat, who would bring something like fat intestines on board?
Besides, the two of you just finished discussing the feces outside Paris and in the Thames River, and now you want to eat fat sausages, do you really have no taboos?
Zhu Jinsong said with a dark face: "There is no such thing as fat intestines. If there was, I would have someone do it long ago. However, now it seems that we are about to arrive at Chennai Port in Tianzhu. If there is no accident, we will go tonight Should be able to have dinner at Chennai Harbor."

Louis XVI's eyes lit up, and he asked, "Is there a lot of cattle in Tianzhu? Boiled beef, spicy beef tendon, stewed beef, can you eat all of these?"

Speaking of this, Louis XVI did not forget to attack George III: "By the way, don't look at the English who have the nickname Rose Beef, but there is a desert of gourmet food there, and there is no gourmet food at all, so just give him A bloodshot steak will do."

George III's face darkened as well, and he retorted: "Compared to Daming, our England certainly doesn't have any good food to sell, but compared to you French frogs who stuff everything into their mouths, our England Still a gentleman."

Louis XVI laughed, and asked back: "If you eat undercooked beef with blood in your mouth, is that a gentleman? Didn't you read the Ming newspaper that said that thing is blood! Blood! Or , that thing is the water from the carcass of a cow, thank you for being able to eat it!"

After being said by Louis XVI, George III suddenly lost his temper.

After a while, George III said bitterly: "You, France, are just as ugly!"

If it is said that there is no good food in Europe or England, George III is not unacceptable, but when it comes to bloodshot steaks, then this matter is somewhat unfair.

After all, the nobles in Europe like to eat bloody steaks, not just the gentlemen in England.

In fact, even those French frogs love their bloodshot steaks.

But who would have thought that the "Daming Newspaper" actually said that the bleeding from the fried steak is a sign of undercooking, and eating this kind of half-cooked steak may affect the health of the body.

Here is the problem.

If the newspapers of other countries said it, whether it was the newspapers of the Silly Eagle, the Sand Goose, or the French Frogs, no one would take this kind of news seriously.

The problem is that the "Daming Newspaper" said it.

Now, all the nobles in Europa are accusing the chefs of Europa of being trash. They have been frying steaks for hundreds of years, but they never know how to cook the steaks. Steaks with blood are considered to be smelly on the street.

What made George III even more upset was that Louis XVI actually shook his head and said: "No, no, no one in France eats that kind of bloody beef anymore. God bless, after reading the newspapers of Ming Dynasty, we France now eats well-done beef."

While watching Louis XVI and George III fighting each other, Zhu Jinsong kept laughing secretly in his heart.

This is whoever has the biggest fist has the final say, or it can be said that it is another victory for the export of Ming culture.

In future generations, especially in western restaurants, people will despise eating well-done steaks. It seems that eating steak with blood is the real tallness, and the blood in the steak has also been given a taller name.

Myoglobin.

But there is no way, the right to speak, even if it is an undercooked steak, it can still be blown to death.

It's different now.

It is noble to use chopsticks, and it is noble to eat well-cooked beef, but it is backward and barbaric to eat bloody steak with a knife and fork.

This is the benefit of having the right to speak.

After hehe laughed, Zhu Jinsong said: "Okay, when we get to Tianzhu, you can eat the beef as you like."

After Zhu Jinsong's words fell, Ke Zhiming, who had been standing behind Zhu Jinsong, said in a low voice: "Your Majesty, if you go any further, you will almost reach Chennai Port in Tianzhu.

(End of this chapter)