Bury the Qing Dynasty

Chapter 297 It's Crazy
The three buddies never thought that the Dutch East India Company would take the initiative to launch an attack.

As a regional power that is legendary, fantasy, thriller and entertainment, the three buddies have a bit of a temper, especially after being beaten up by the barbarians of the Dutch East India Company, the temper of the three buddies exploded.

I was very angry to discuss with you, you guys don't know what is good and bad, you have to make us all work as laborers, you have to stop our thoughts of reincarnation as Brahmins in the next life, right?
Then don't blame our third brother for being careless!
In rage, the three buddies formed a group without hesitation and began to counterattack the Dutch East India Company.

Then the style of painting went a little bit off.

As we all know, the dilapidated place in Europa has no agricultural skills at all, and the number of people who can support it is small. In addition, the Holy See has collected tithes and indulgences for many years, so the people in Europa want to live. I can't afford to have children, so the population on Europa has always been tense.

As a result of the tense population, when the Dutch East India Company and the English East India Company thought they had dispatched a large number of people to Tianzhu and planned to forcibly recruit the three brothers as laborers, they unexpectedly discovered that there were too many three brothers in Tianzhu. 90.00% of Jiu’s third brothers are Sudras and Dalits who are afraid that they will not be reborn as Brahmins in the next life.

Although the Dutch East India Company and the English East India Company already had an absolute advantage in weapons at this time, the third brother also had an absolute advantage in terms of population.

A principal who did not want to be named once said that even if there were [-] pigs, it would take three days and three nights to catch them all.

The same principle is also applicable to Tianzhu - under the call of devotion to Shiva, under the temptation of being reincarnated as Brahmin, the three buddies who occupy an absolute number began to sacrifice their lives to Britain, Holland and East India The company went on the offensive.

Now it was the turn of the people from the British and Dutch East India Companies to be stunned. Not only were the original strongholds destroyed by the three buddies, they were even driven into the sea.

At this time, the situation became that the three buddies stood on the shore and raised their middle fingers to the human resources of the British and Dutch East India companies, and shouted: "If you have the ability, you come up!"

While the human resources staff of the British and Dutch East India Company were secretly hating in their hearts, they could only gesture their middle fingers helplessly, and also shouted: "If you have the ability, you will come down!"

Anyway, the three buddies don't go into the water, and the human resources of the Anglo-Dutch East India Company don't go ashore either.

Later, Overstraten, the leader of the Dutch East India Company, discussed with Howard, the general manager of the British East India Company: "This matter has become a big problem, and now we can't solve it with just the two of us. Seek help from the mainland?"

Howard thought that since things had already gotten bigger, he might as well make it bigger.

Therefore, Howard told Overstraten: "It is certain to ask for help from the mainland, but our Europa is far away from Tianzhu. Now Britain, the Netherlands, and France are opening a film with the Habsburg family, and a large number of troops have been restrained." In Europa, even if we ask for help, there may not be many reinforcements."

"More importantly, the two of us messed up the matter in Tianzhu. If we simply asked for help from the local area but failed to come up with a corresponding solution, wouldn't it be the two of us who were unlucky in the end?"

Of course, Overstraten also understands the twists and turns, but besides asking for help from the mainland, where is there any good solution now?
Howard shook the folding fan in his hand, looked at Overstraten and said, "Do you know where the laborers we recruited are going?"

Overstraten despised Howard's behavior in his heart, and said: "Of course I know where these laborers are going to be shipped, and I also know that these laborers must be castrated, and only those who survive the castration can Ship it."

Howard said: "Isn't this the end? Since the two of us can't handle it, we should first send someone to report to the local area for help, and at the same time send someone to Daming to inform."

"I've done some research. Those diaper heads are numerous and powerful. With our strength, it's unrealistic to fight them to the death. So, what we need to do now is to find Daming to buy some grenades. Or artillery or something."

Overstraten asked suspiciously, "Is this all right?"

Howard laughed and said: "Of course not, because those diaper heads are not so afraid of us now, even if we use Daming's artillery and grenades, we may not be able to completely eliminate those diaper heads."

Speaking of this, Howard changed the subject again, while waving his folding fan lightly, while putting on an inscrutable look, he said, "But you have to know, those diaper heads are not afraid of us, but they are very afraid of Daming." army."

Overstraten was somewhat incredulous.

Overstraten has also heard that Zhu Jinsong arrested Brahmin monks in Tianzhu last time, but only arresting one Brahmin monk, is it the same as recruiting labor in large numbers?
To put it bluntly, no matter how awesome the Emperor of Ming Dynasty is, no matter how awesome the Ming army is, if you let them come to Tianzhu to recruit labor in large quantities, wouldn’t these diaper heads in Tianzhu resist wildly?
Seeing the dubious expression on Overstraten's face, Howard couldn't help chuckling and said, "You don't believe it?"

Overstraten said: "Yes, I think that even if they are very afraid of the Ming army, they will still resist, so even if the Ming army comes to recruit labor, they still have to send more The army must come."

Howard laughed and said: "No, no, those diaper heads are not very afraid of us, but as long as they see the flag of the Ming army, they will be scared out of their wits—you guessed it, we Why did His Majesty King George III of England sell Tianzhu to Ming?"

Overstraten wanted to say something because you guys in England are more cowards, but after hesitating for a while, he finally didn't say this, just shook his head and said, "I don't know."

Howard said: "The reason why His Majesty George sold Tianzhu to the Ming Dynasty is because before that, Ming's army had passed through Tianzhu and had a conflict with those diapers. There was a conflict."

Overstraten pressed: "And then?"

The smile on Howard's face disappeared, and he couldn't help but sighed softly: "Then? The more than 1 diaper-head army, plus our more than 1000 East India Company armed forces, faced the army with only about 300 people. The vanguard of the Ming Dynasty was beaten like a dog."

"More than 1 of the 4000-strong diaper head army died, and the remaining 5000 were completely dispersed. More than 1000 East India Company armed forces were killed and more than 700 people were killed. The remaining 300 people struggled to escape. , but do you know how many Ming troops are chasing and killing them?"

Overstraten was taken aback and asked, "Didn't you say there were 300 people?"

Howard shook his head and said: "The 300 people are all the Ming troops they encountered, but after they were defeated, there were only fifty Ming soldiers who chased them down, and these fifty Ming soldiers The soldiers were also divided into ten groups, each with only five people."

"That is to say, for every five soldiers of the Ming Dynasty, hundreds of diaper heads will be chased and killed. After they escape... Let me tell you this, if I hadn't been to the Ming Dynasty, I would have explained the official language of the country. ,possible……"

After a long silence, Howard went on to say: "Maybe, the entire Tianzhu will be completely occupied by that Ming army, and the number of that Ming army is only a few thousand, but they are just a group to attack Ottomans." Vanguard."

After being told by Howard, Overstraten also fell silent. After a while, he asked: "Then what happened later? Your King George sold Tianzhu? What about the Ming army?"

Howard nodded, and said: "That army...they piled up more than 4000 diaper-headed troops who were killed into a hill, just looking at the friendship between England and Ming Dynasty, they dumped the corpses of more than 700 East India Company armed It was returned, and His Majesty the King sold Tianzhu because of this."

"As for that army... They seem to have changed their original marching plan, and have been stationed at the border between Tianzhu and the Ming Kingdom recently, waiting for the next order from the Ming army."

"Of course, these are the affairs of the Ming army, and have nothing to do with us. No matter how hard the diaperheads think about it, they will not go to attack the Ming army... In fact, no one in the whole world would dare Take the initiative to attack the Ming army."

Overstraten thought to himself, isn't this bullshit? Now that there is a little Poguo, provoking the army of the Ming Dynasty is tantamount to provoking the army of the five benevolent little Poguo. Who would be so upset.

As for the past...

After careful consideration, Overstraten discovered in despair that even before, no one would have dared to provoke the Ming army. Otherwise, the Dutch East India Company would not have been at the Old Port. Admit it first, it is impossible for me to recruit laborers in Tianzhu with Howard now.

After thinking for a while, Overstraten said: "Whether those diaper heads will provoke the army of Ming Dynasty has nothing to do with us now, and what we have to do now is probably not just Xiang Ming. China buys guns and grenades?"

Howard nodded and said: "What we have to do now is not only to buy artillery and grenades from Ming, but to find a way to get a flag of Ming - believe me, as long as we get the Ming army With the eliminated artillery and grenades, and displaying the flag of the Ming army, those diaper heads who only know how to smear cow dung on their bodies will be scared out of their wits."

"They will definitely not swarm like now, but will be scared and run away. We just need to recruit labor according to the original plan."

When Howard said this, Overstraten was in a mess at the time.

Is this plan feasible?
Yes, it is very feasible, because it is not difficult to buy the artillery and grenades eliminated by the Ming army, because the British and Dutch East India companies are responsible for transshipment, and they can even deduct some of the artillery and grenades from the transshipment .

It is not difficult to get the flag of the Ming Dynasty, not to mention that it can be imitated directly, even if you buy it from the old port through formal channels, it is not impossible to buy it.

This is almost the same reason as those merchant ships at sea usually prepare a flag of the Ming Dynasty - at sea, it is very necessary to prepare a flag of the Ming Dynasty, because generally the regular checkpoints will not check and hang the flag of the Ming Dynasty merchant ships, and the pirates also did not preemptively timid after seeing this flag, and might even give up the original plundering plan directly.

Because it is not that there were no pirates who attacked the merchant ships of the Ming Kingdom before, but those pirates who robbed the merchant ships of the Ming Kingdom have been thrown into the sea by the Ming Kingdom’s navy to feed sharks—the kind of people tied to the ship with ropes, Then cut a knife on the human body to attract sharks to eat.

The effect of this is obvious, that is, the pirates are no longer willing to attack the merchant ships of the Ming Dynasty. After all, there are too many naval bases in the Ming Dynasty. Once a pirate is found to attack the merchant ships of the Ming Dynasty, they will dispatch the nearest navy. The fleet is on a relentless pursuit, no matter whether these pirates are real pirates or certified pirates from certain countries in Europe.

It is precisely because of this that the flag of the Ming Dynasty has become a must-have item on merchant ships, and it is not impossible to buy it if you want to buy it.

The point is, can the British and Dutch East India Companies afford the consequences of doing so?

In other words, are England and the Netherlands willing to bear the consequences of doing so?
After all, it is one thing for merchant ships to fly the flag of the Ming Dynasty, but it is another thing for armed forces like the British and Dutch East India Companies to fly the flag of the Ming Dynasty to recruit labor.

If the Ming Dynasty finds out about it, and the Ming Dynasty really pursues it, will England and the Netherlands be able to cover up the East India Company that did this?
Even if England and the Netherlands are willing to protect the East India Company, can the Ming Dynasty let the East India Company go?
After a long silence, Overstraten said with a troubled face: "This plan is too crazy, I can't agree with it."

Howard said, "What's crazy? You don't think I'll just hang up the Ming flag without letting Ming know?"

Overstraten was taken aback for a moment, and asked, "Don't tell me you want to tell the Ming Dynasty first that we are going to pretend to be Ming's army to recruit labor?"

Howard said: "Are you stupid? Of course you have to tell the Ming Kingdom first, otherwise, who can bear the anger of the Ming Emperor and the Ming army? Is it you? Or me? Or England and the Netherlands?"

(End of this chapter)