Bury the Qing Dynasty

Chapter 347 Confidence in the Ming Dynasty

It is also necessary to pay attention to the basic principles of cheating people-the object of cheating must not be regarded as a pure fool.

It's hard to say how many sons that William II had, but first to pick the most stupid one among the many sons of this guy, it's hard to guarantee that this guy will be alerted and the plan will fail.

On the contrary, it is easier to unknowingly praise and kill his smarter son.

Once the rift between father and son in the royal family was planted, it would not be so easy to mend it.

Of course, Zhu Jinsong, Zeng Cheng and other bigwigs never plan on one person, but on a group of people.

For example, while counting the Habsburg family, Louis XVI, George III, Paul I, and Jefferson will also be counted. After all, they are all in the same place in Europe, and it is better to let them be unlucky together.

And Zhu Jinsong's way of calculating Louis XVI and the others is very advanced.

Zhu Jinsong first invited Louis XVI, Paul I, George III, and Jefferson to visit the capital together. First, he spent a day visiting the Great Wall, and then spent two days taking Louis XVI and others to have a good time. Stroll around the city and outside the city.

Other calculations?
There is no other calculation, just taking Louis XVI and the others for a stroll, Zhu Jinsong's goal has been achieved - because the Habsburg family is far away, they need to use their own messy methods to calculate, but Louis XVI and the others are in Daming, so naturally there is no need for other methods.

You only need to take a few of them around Daming, let them see what Daming looks like now, and let them see the lives of the people of Daming, and there will be no other problems.

The reaction of Louis XVI and others also proved that Zhu Jinsong's plan was feasible.

The current Ming Dynasty is in a stage of overall improvement - in addition to its strong military strength, the people who are gradually getting rich are no longer as insensitive as in the Qing Dynasty, but full of high spirits.

For example, clothes.

At the time of the Qing Dynasty, common people had bad clothes. It was considered good for a poorer family to have one or two sets of patched clothes; Only those officials and gentlemen who are worthy of the country can afford to wear silk and satin.

Of course, according to the consistent nature of the Qing Dynasty, even if those officials and gentry can afford better clothes, they can only wear those things allowed by the Qing court. Impossible, whoever dares to wear it will kill him.

It will be different in Daming.

In Ming Dynasty, you can wear whatever you like, there is no such taboo as bright yellow, as long as you don’t wear the five-clawed dragon robe in a fair manner.

Therefore, the people of the Ming Dynasty wore all kinds of things. Some wore traditional Ming clothes, and some wore the clothes with separate tops and pants passed down from Europa.

In addition, there were so many barbarians gathered in the capital of the Ming Dynasty that the capital was more or less like a clothes fair for all nations.

To put it bluntly, this is a kind of cultural self-confidence, just like the process of suona being introduced to China.

Yes, suona, a traditional national musical instrument in the Central Plains, was actually introduced to the Central Plains from Persia, just like when Li Er was in charge of the family, he introduced a lot of Kucha music. Those who became Datang, dare to say that they were not, were all buried in the ground by Li Er.

Another example is hairstyle.

As we all know, during the Qing Dynasty, a hair-shaving order was implemented, and only people were allowed to wear haircuts with money rat tails.

The hairstyle of the money rat tail is not the same as the big braids in TV dramas. It was beautified and only appeared in the late Qing Dynasty. The early money rat tail was the entire head and only the back of the head was allowed to leave a large amount of copper coins. A small piece of hair, the standard is that after braiding, it must be able to pass through the square hole of the copper coin, and the rest of the hair must be completely shaved. .

What should I do if the standard is not met?
Of course, keep your hair but not your hair, keep your hair but not your head.

What's even more disgusting is that the Qing Dynasty was quite good at changing history books.

In fact, in the history of Zhongyuan Tangkou, there has never been any saying that hair or beard must be grown.

Yes, there are no hard and fast rules at all, it is all based on personal aesthetics and the social environment at that time.

For example, the old rascal Liu Bang had a nickname for a beautiful beard, and most people in the Han Dynasty liked to grow beards, and they regarded "more beards" as beauty; and in the Tang and Song Dynasties, beard dyeing became popular again, "good Dyeing mustaches is an afterthought”; in the Southern Dynasties, there was a phenomenon of shaving, and the children of nobles “shave their faces with lavender.”

The hairstyle and face are similar, and there is even a record that "the hair is cut off like a tutuo, the claws are like spring onions, the language is like a flute, and those who see it are suspected to be gods" - this is the son of Emperor Chongzhen recorded in "Xianyan", Daming Zhu Cihong, the current prince of the dynasty.

When the crown prince can make his hair look like a tutuo, and he can be praised as "whoever sees it is suspected of being a god", it is natural to see the attitude of the people in the Tangkou of the Central Plains in the Ming Dynasty and even before the Ming Dynasty.

As for the so-called "body, hair and skin, should not be lightly destroyed by parents" and the "gun torture", which is regarded as torture, has nothing to do with the hairstyles in ordinary people's daily life.

For example, how did a video of a rabbit being caught shaving his hair go viral?Because he was caught and forced to shave his head - this kind of behavior of shaving his head bald is considered a humiliation because of its coercion, if he himself is willing to shave his head bald, who would care? (This video is staged)

In the same way, the hairstyles of the ancients were all convenient. Those who want to have long hair can naturally have long hair, and those who want to have short hair can also have short hair. If they are willing to turn themselves into a tutu like Zhu Cihong, no one will say anything .

Daming is naturally sincere about this point, except that the military has requirements for hairstyles, no one cares about what hairstyles ordinary people want to wear.

Of course, the premise is that you can't leave a money rattail, that thing looks too disgusting.

In addition to the cultural self-confidence such as hairstyle and clothes, it was the people of Ming Dynasty who were even more frightened by Louis XVI and others.

If Zhu Jinsong hadn't suddenly jumped out of the long river of history to overthrow the Qing Dynasty, then in a few decades, England and other European barbarians would have forcibly blasted open the gate of the Qing Dynasty with strong boats and sharp guns, and Fu Shou The people after the anointing disaster were naturally inferior to those barbarians in Europa in terms of energy and physique.

Appellations such as the sick man of East Asia and the consumptive ghost were naturally given to the people of the Central Plains by those barbarians in Europe.

Fortunately, Zhu Jinsong inexplicably jumped out of the long river of history and overthrew the Qing Dynasty. Even if the people of Ming Dynasty did not rely on sweet potatoes, they could still eat enough. On the other hand, the barbarians in Europe at this time were not as good as Ming Dynasty in terms of eating and drinking. common people.

This also led to the general physique of the common people of Ming Dynasty being stronger than the common people of Europa.

This is what scares George III, Paul I, and Jefferson the most—everyone is a bearer. Who doesn't know the benefits of being strong?

What makes George III and others even more painful is that it is touted to the sky. The magic medicine that can cure a disease and pain is being continuously shipped to Europa through the English East India Company and the Dutch East India Company. Like a consumptive ghost.

If Da Ming really wants to use troops against Europa, whether Europa's army can defeat Daming's army will not be mentioned for the time being. Anyway, there is no doubt that Europa's civilians cannot beat the people of Daming.

Therefore, after walking around the capital with Zhu Jinsong for two days, King George III and others couldn't help but feel a little worried, and Jefferson felt regretful and wanted to die.

If I had known that Ming Dynasty was so strong, I would never have used Daqing to make an argument, let alone challenge Zhu Jinsong, the emperor of Ming Dynasty. That's all an illusion!
The truth is, if I can bring enough benefits to the Silly Eagle, the masters of the Silly Eagle Congress will recognize me and obey my orders honestly. If I can't bring benefits to the Silly Eagle, instead bring back disaster...

It is estimated that those gentlemen in Congress will immediately launch the impeachment against themselves.

Among the few, only Louis XVI still didn't care.

Anyway, France firmly hugged Daming's thigh, and was willing to serve as Daming's bridgehead and pawn in Europa. These messy misfortunes really had nothing to do with him, France.

For example, the Ming Dynasty banned the selling and smoking of drugs among the people, and France followed suit. The Ming Dynasty continued to build railways and roads, and France followed suit.

Louis XVI even made Ming Mandarin a compulsory language in French schools, requiring French commoners to learn Ming Mandarin from primary school.

Except for the fact that Louis XVI did not dare to come up with the idea of ​​enthroning and proclaiming himself emperor, and the appearance of the French people was too different from that of the people of Ming Dynasty, in other places, France was almost a miniature of Ming Dynasty.

Under this premise, Louis XVI will naturally not worry about those who have what they have, let alone that Daming will attack France-in the worst case, he will raise his hands and directly replace the flag of France with that of Daming. Can you get a title like Duke Guide, can't you?

Of course, Louis XVI's greatest confidence was not to follow Daming everywhere, but that he still owed Daming 20 billion dragon yuan, which was a full [-] million taels of silver.

At the very least, before the money is repaid, the King of France and France should be safe.

Therefore, Louis XVI took a sneer at the worried appearance of George III and others: "What are you worried about? Someone in my road owes Daming 20 billion dragon dollars, and the few of you owe no less than me, right?"

"Since the Emperor Ming allowed us to owe so much money, it means that he still has some places where we are useful or our countries are useful, and he will not easily attack us."

"So, since the Emperor Ming made such a thing as a small broken pot and brought us in, let's follow him to make a small broken pot. As long as we don't contradict the emperor and the Ming country, we should Our benefits will not be less at all."

Speaking of which, Louis XVI pointed to Jefferson again, and said, "But you, you'd better stop having those messy thoughts in the future, admit it when it's time to admit it, and stand at attention when you're beaten——" It’s not shameful for Da Ming to confess, it’s not shameful for the emperor of Ming Dynasty to beat him up, it’s shameful for him to be the last leader of a foolish eagle.”

Paul I also nodded, and then persuaded: "There are some records in our court of Sand Goose, and you will never believe it when you tell it——During the Mongolian Yuan Dynasty, the kings and lords of Sha Goose, big and small, all To line up to the Golden Horde to pay tribute and listen to the teachings of the Great Khan."

"If any king or lord is whipped, not only will they not have other ideas, but they will be very happy, because they can go back alive to collect taxes from those commoners, if..."

"It's the same reason now."

"It doesn't matter if you lose face, and it's no big deal if you lose face. At least the silly burglar can continue to exist, and you can continue to live."

After being told by Louis XVI and Paul I, Jefferson couldn't hold back his face somewhat: "How can you defile people's innocence out of thin air! Can losing face in front of the Ming emperor be called losing face?"

What followed was a lot of incomprehensible words, what kind of stupid burglar has always admired Da Ming, the relationship with Da Ming has been maintained over the years, and will be more friendly in the future, the air is also full of joy atmosphere.

It’s just talking and laughing, George III, Jefferson, and Paul I are still very envious of Louis XVI-as for the country closest to Ming Dynasty, there is no country in the whole small world that can compare with France; Speaking of the handle closest to the Ming emperor, there is no handle in the whole small broken ball that can compare with Louis XVI.

Even the number of foreign students from France to Ming Dynasty is more than that from other countries, and the nobles of France can enjoy the treatment of ordinary people in Ming Dynasty after they come to Ming Dynasty - this is far beyond the treatment of nobles from other countries. He even pondered whether to change to French nationality because of this.

It's just envy, George III and others knew in their hearts that the chances of getting along with Daming were equal at the beginning, but Louis XVI was the only one who dared to stud bet directly in the situation at that time—— When Daming was first established, Louis XVI directly bet on Daming, not only kicked away Qian Deaf Laogou, an old pen pal for many years, but even spared no effort to support Daming in the development of the navy. He directly sold the most advanced warship in France to Daming, and it was accompanied by manufacturing technology.

Now, it's time for Louis XVI to harvest.

(End of this chapter)