Bury the Qing Dynasty

In the face of Napoleon and Pierre's questioning, Louis XVI's face became more and more strange: "Then? Then, because the Emperor Ming was interested in Khamis' remarks, so the monarchs or plenipotentiaries of all countries, big and small, Just listening to Khamis talk nonsense for nine or 10 minutes."

Napoleon and Qatar really couldn't imagine how beautiful that scene was - a monarch of a small country who appeared out of nowhere was talking nonsense, and more than 100 monarchs of large and small countries wanted to leave but were hindered by Emperor Ming's absence. He didn’t dare to leave because of the reason for leaving, and there was a Khamis who dared to speak out at the small pot meeting...

The picture is too beautiful to imagine.

After being stunned for a long while, Pierre, who had been promoted to the first assistant minister of the French cabinet, tentatively asked, "Then... what about Khamis from Benghazi?"

Louis XVI snorted and said, "Go back and send troops to kill him."

Speaking of this, Louis XVI turned his attention to Napoleon again: "Remember, that sand sculpture of Khamis poked such a big basket in the small broken pot, we must not let him die too easily!"

Napoleon nodded, and replied: "Please rest assured, Your Majesty the King, I will send someone to drown him in a cesspit, and then find seven Kunlun slaves to carry his coffin, so he will not die peacefully. "

Only then did Louis XVI nod his head in satisfaction, and said, "However, Khamis has made a great contribution to Europa—before I set off and came back, people in Daming had already discussed it. The right and wrong of foreign wars and mass use of Kunlun slaves."

Pierre looked at Louis XVI in a daze, and asked, "Someone actually discusses such a boring issue? Or, do they dare to discuss such a topic?"

Louis XVI nodded: "The common people of the Ming Dynasty earn a lot, eat well, work easily, and have a lot of education. In addition, His Majesty the Ming Emperor gave them laissez-faire. Of course, they can discuss it unscrupulously."

"However, as you said, I also feel that the issues they discuss are very boring-if the Emperor Ming did not go to war, where did they get so much arable land? If the Kunlun slaves were not used in large numbers, those dangerous jobs would have to be done. Let them do it."

"Perhaps, they should say something else by then."

Pierre sneered, and concluded: "It's all full."

Napoleon also nodded in agreement: "It is indeed full."

Louis XVI shook his head with a smile, and sighed: "The common people of the Ming country are always well protected by their emperor and their warriors. However, the emperor of the Ming country was also very angry about this, and it is said that he would personally write an article cursing people , but I had to rush back to France before I had time to read the Ming emperor's article, I have to say, this is really a pity."

Speaking of this, Louis XVI simply turned the topic back to England: "By the way, those rose beef in England caused big trouble because of their mad king, His Majesty the Emperor of Ming Dynasty will definitely not let them go easily , this is also a good opportunity for us.”

Pierre's eyes lit up, and he said: "Indeed, the English nobles captured by General Napoleon alone can be exchanged for millions or even tens of millions of taels of silver, which is not only enough to pay for this time's military expenses, but also Subsidize the treasury.”

However, what Pierre did not expect was that Louis XVI actually shook his head and said: "No, military expenditure is military expenditure, and ransom is ransom. These are two different things. Regardless of whether the military expenditure compensated by England can subsidize the country, this time No noble ransom can be charged to the treasury.”

Pierre was taken aback, and asked, "Not to be charged to the treasury?"

Louis XVI nodded and said solemnly: "Yes, the ransom money from the English nobles will not go into the treasury—of course, I will not use the money to repair gardens, nor will I use it to build palaces."

Hearing what Louis XVI said, Napoleon and Pierre were even more confused.

Let’s talk about the kings and monarchs of Europa, either they suffered from myophobia after being beaten up by Daming like Portugal, or they belonged to the ancestral Central Plains fans like Louis’s family.

For example, Louis XIV not only set up the French East India Company at his own expense to do business with the Qing Dynasty, but also became pen pals with Brother Mazi of the Qing Dynasty. The two exchanged portraits, and even organized the first book. Chinese dictionary.

Another example is Frederick II, King of Prussia. Like the King of France, he was full of curiosity and longing for the entrance of the Central Plains. The statue in the form of an oriental man, the entire building is gilded, and the top is a statue of the Monkey King made according to Chinese legends.

Even the Ekaterina Palace in Sand Goose has imitation Chinese-style buildings inside.

This is still a Central Plains fan in the circle of kings and monarchs.

In the cultural circle of Europa at that time, a group of great scholars headed by Voltaire were out-and-out fans of the Central Plains. Speaking satirically of France: "If there ever was a country where people's lives, reputations and property were protected by law, it was the Chinese Empire."

Another example is the creation of Watteau and Boucher, the most famous artists at that time - Watteau and Boucher, which can be described as representatives of Rococo art. Watteau was deeply influenced by Taoist philosophy in culture, which made his paintings have some landscape paintings In Boucher’s place, a black-haired woman entered the Rococo art scene for the first time. Boucher also designed a series of Chinese-themed tapestries. Interestingly, these tapestries were given to Qianlong by Louis XV as gifts.

After 1770, the Rococo art rooted in the princes and nobles declined, and Europeans began to turn their attention to ancient Rome and ancient Greece. The fad in China ebbed and was overwhelmed by the subsequent Romanticism.

Undoubtedly, if it weren't for the "Mingjun Shengzhu" of the Qing Dynasty who were so awesome and powerful, they just played a living king into bronze with a text bath, I am afraid that Europa at that time would still have the Central Plains The entrance of the hall is regarded as a lighthouse.

And after Zhu Jinsong killed the Qing Dynasty, which was far away and must be lost, the enthusiasm of the Central Plains, which must have lost its market in Europa, once again rose, and a large number of Europa kings and monarchs started a new round of crazy chasing actions.

clothing?Must wear silk imported from Daming.

porcelain?It must be imported from Ming Dynasty, and those counterfeit products produced in France must not be used.

tea?You have to drink black tea, green tea, Tieguanyin, white tea, Pu’er, etc. from Ming Dynasty. Anyway, black tea from Sri Lanka and black tea from Assam are definitely not on the table.

books?Don't care if you can understand Chinese characters, anyway, there must be books in pure Chinese version in the court, otherwise it is a symbol of lack of culture, even if you don't read it a few times throughout the year, you can't understand it at all.

palace?It must be imitated by the Ming Dynasty. The low-end castles are only used by the kings of poor countries and small countries. If they have a little strength, the entire Central Plains style palace will come out.

And among these crazily chasing kings and monarchs of Europa, the family of Louis Bourbon, whose ancestors are famous, is the most obvious. Louis XVI even asks people to demolish the palace in Versailles from time to time, and then Ming system reconstruction.

The gardens of the Ming Dynasty system have been frantically sought after by the nobles of Europe. If a family does not have a garden imitating the Ming Dynasty system, let alone holding a party, I am afraid that they will even be embarrassed to say hello to others when they go out!
Now, Louis XVI actually said that he would not build gardens or build palaces?
Pierre even really wanted to go over and touch Louis XVI's forehead to see if this guy is what traditional Chinese medicine says is "evil energy rises and the mind becomes dizzy".

However, Louis XVI ignored the strange gazes of Pierre and Napoleon, and just said to himself: "This time, the opening of the film with those rose beef in England has seriously exposed the shortcomings of our French army-the continuous fighting England's rose beef is so strenuous, if the future is really full of small broken balls, can our French army only rely on the protection of the Ming army?"

This is not impossible, anyway, the French army has never been very competitive, and it has almost become a traditional skill of the French army to raise your hand to dry your armpits if you can't beat others. , Only under the leadership of the dwarf can a strong combat effectiveness erupt.

But what did that sentence say?

Salted fish also have dreams—Louis XVI’s dream is to make the French army a little bit stronger, even if they can’t reap much benefits when the small broken ball is in full swing, at least they must guarantee the interests of France, not always Raise your arms to bask in your armpits.

Louis XVI went on to say: "This time, half of the ransom money from the English nobles was used to continue to buy armaments from Ming Dynasty, and the other half was used to train new troops——Student Xiao Dai was in charge, completely following the army model of the Ming Empire. train."

Napoleon nodded immediately, and couldn't help but start dreaming about the beautiful scene after France had a Ming-style army-not to mention beating up the whole of Europa, at least he could beat the rose beef in England into explosive beef balls!

However, what neither Louis XVI nor Napoleon expected was that Pierre actually expressed his opposition: "I have to remind you, Your Majesty the King and General Napoleon want to train an army according to the model of the Ming Empire. First of all, you must have enough reliable soldiers—for example, clean and without any criminal record, you should know that this is very difficult in France.”

Louis XVI nodded and said: "This shouldn't be a problem. I have allowed student Xiao Dai to recruit soldiers from various universities in France and then train them—please note, Pierre, student Dai is only recruiting soldiers." I think it is perfectly feasible to train a small number of soldiers to become officers, and then use these troops to recruit and train more troops later."

Pierre shook his head and objected: "Yes, this method is indeed completely feasible when recruiting a small number of soldiers, but after the training of officers is completed and large-scale recruitment and training begin, this method will no longer be possible. feasible."

"For example, we can't guarantee the logistics—not just the supply of weapons and equipment, but also the supply of food."

"Don't forget, France doesn't produce a lot of food every year, and the food bought from those small countries is not enough to support too much consumption."

"Unless, you plan to equip them with baguettes, a food that can be used as food and as a weapon at the same time."

"And the consequence of doing so is that these soldiers will not be subjected to high-intensity training."

After Pierre said this, Louis XVI suddenly became a little annoyed.

To be honest, when the Ming emperor Zhu Jinsong raised his troops to conquer the Qing Dynasty, his strength was far inferior to that of France now.

And the Emperor Ming was able to train an army that could run across the world, so why couldn't France?
After thinking about it, Louis XVI simply gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and said cruelly: "If there is not enough food, go for it. If the ransom paid by the nobles in England is not enough, then find a way to get another vote from the Habsburg family. It really won't work. Just go grab the food from those damned Kunlun slaves."

Pierre's face suddenly became even more ugly: "Your Majesty, that sand sculpture of Khamis is talking nonsense in a small pot, and it even sparked various discussions among the people of the Ming Dynasty - if we in France follow the example of the Ming Dynasty, So, how should we face the public opinion in France?"

After thinking for a while, Pierre couldn't help reminding: "You should know that the Emperor of Ming Dynasty may not care about the nobles of the Ming Kingdom, but our French nobles control most of the industries in France. They..."

Louis XVI waved his hands irritably, and said, "I'll let them die? Yes, I admit, I am indeed no match for the Emperor of Ming Dynasty, but I can learn from His Majesty the Emperor of Ming Dynasty—don't forget, Pierre Er, the Emperor of Ming Dynasty is now also preparing to resolve the debates among the people of the Ming Kingdom."

Pierre nodded and said, "Okay, I will draw attention to the Emperor Ming's movements—I hope his solution can be milder."

In fact, Zhu Jinsong, the emperor of the Ming Dynasty, didn't take the nonsense comments that popped up suddenly from the people of Ming Dynasty at all.

Daming is lying on other countries to suck blood, Daming is using a large number of Kunlun slaves, Daming is constantly provoking wars in other countries, and Daming is constantly fighting abroad. These things are all caused by Zhu Jinsong, the emperor of Ming Dynasty. The cabinet and the five armies of the Ming Dynasty did it, how can it be done!

Since he dared to do it, Zhu Jinsong dared to admit it.

As the emperor of Ming Dynasty, Zhu Jinsong needs to care about the interests of other countries?Need to manage the life and death of people from other countries?

Let's go bullshit!