Bury the Qing Dynasty

Emperor Zhu then instructed Ke Zhiming: "Let's go back and ask someone to count the arms trade on Xiaopoqiu, and see how much each of Xiaopoguo's five benefactors account for, and then publish it directly in the newspaper."

Even though Ke Zhiming bowed and agreed, the hearts of Zeng Cheng, Liu Huaiwen and other bigwigs were as messy as if they had been trampled by ten thousand alpacas.

What is your old man trying to do?
You really don't have any clues about the current arms trade on the small broken ball?

Do you know that our Daming can't say that it occupies the entire market in the small broken ball ordnance trade market, at least it occupies more than half of it... Your Majesty!
If this is directly exposed, how do you let Xiao Poqiu go to other countries to treat our Daming?

After struggling secretly, Zeng Cheng still bowed to persuade him: "Is Your Majesty thinking about it? If this matter is directly disclosed..."

However, Zhu Jinsong laughed and said, "Disclose what? Disclose what good things we Ming have done? In fact, the reason why I want to count this thing is mainly to go to England."

Emperor Zhu has completely let himself go today.

Anyway, they are all copying their homework. Since they copied Silly Eagle's, Emperor Zhu is also embarrassed not to copy a certain rabbit's, and a certain rabbit's best way to play...

For example, the market shares of the top five roving arms sellers, and the shares of the other four benefactors are displayed aboveboard, while a certain roving arms seller accounting for 20.00% is displayed as other.

For example, a marine aircraft mother with a full load displacement of 300 tons, a length of [-] meters, and a deck width of [-] inches is abruptly photographed as a fishing boat about the height of a person. For example, a [-]-ton destroyer known as the world's strongest The big drive has the effect of being able to climb up by stretching your legs.

For another example, even if the photos are exactly the same, Fabaiqi can take the effect of the dawn of the empire, and you can feel the oppressive feeling just by looking at the picture, and a certain agency can take the effect of the opening of a chain hotel in Shaxian County.

So it is very worrying - although they are copying homework, some homework can be copied, but some cannot be completely copied, because the two are in different positions in the world, one pays attention to keeping a low profile, but Daming cannot use the same method.

After all, it is a master, and excessive modesty can easily cause the mahjong players on the table to have the illusion of "I can do it if I play it" like someone in Ka.

Therefore, Daming needs to be a little more arrogant.

After thinking about it secretly, Zhu Jinsong simply ordered to Zeng Cheng, Liu Huaiwen and other bigwigs: "Go back and call Louis XVI and Paul I, who are good people, and have another small pot meeting."

Zeng Cheng was taken aback, and asked, "What does Your Majesty mean?"

Zhu Jinsong tapped on the table slowly with his fingers curled up, and at the same time asked slowly: "Who of you still remember why I set up Xiaopoguo in the first place?"

Zeng Cheng, Liu Heming and other bigwigs looked at Zhu Jinsong foolishly, and thought to themselves, didn’t your old man set up Xiaopoguo in the first place just to lie on Xiaopoqiu’s body and suck blood from other countries?Isn't it just to harm other countries and then package our Daming as a good person?Otherwise, can you still do it for love and peace?

Seeing the strange eyes of Zeng Cheng, Liu Heming and others, Zhu Jinsong couldn't help but snorted coldly and said: "I am for peace and justice! But, look at the little Poqiu now, who has nothing to do all day. Fighting and fighting, countless people die every day due to various reasons of war, my heart is going to be broken!"

Zeng Cheng, Liu Heming and the others were completely dumbfounded. Even Zhang De, the great eunuch who had been standing behind Zhu Jinsong, couldn't help being a little suspicious—what happened to the old man, Your Majesty?More than half of those wars were provoked by people secretly sent by your old man!

Emperor Zhu went on to say: "What is the reason why the little broken ball is fighting all day long? Isn't it because some countries are selling military equipment?"

Zeng Cheng couldn't help but look at Liu Huaiwen and Liu Heming, his slightly dull eyes were full of bewilderment - who is the old man talking about, Your Majesty?

Just when Zeng Cheng, Liu Heming and other bigwigs were in a daze, Emperor Zhu said sadly, "So, I'm going to hold a meeting to discuss how to ban weapons of mass destruction like landmines and grenades."

After Zhu Jinsong's voice fell, all the bigwigs present fell into a state of confusion.

If we really talk about it, things like landmines have actually appeared a long time ago, and they can even be traced back to the Yongle period at the earliest. Although they were interrupted by the Qing Dynasty for more than 150 years, when Emperor Zhu and his old man occupied Meng Lianggu Landmines were promoted.

Not to mention hand grenades. Emperor Zhu had already started to manufacture a large number of simple hand grenades in the Yuhuangshan period. Later, after several improvements, they not only became one of the necessary ordnance for the Ming army, but were even sold overseas. countries.

Let's put it this way: the reason why many countries on the small broken ball are keen to use landmines and grenades is because the mines and grenades exported by Ming Dynasty are cheap and powerful, and they are the best choice for those poor and small countries.

The largest seller of landmines and grenades in the market today is an organization under the Daming Household Department and the Shaofu.

If Emperor Zhu wants to completely ban the use of landmines and other weapons, it is hard to say how much other countries will be affected, but Ming's army is definitely not willing to accept it, and most of them will have to clamor for more artillery.

Liu Heming immediately bowed and said, "Think twice, Your Majesty, can landmines and grenades be banned?"

However, Zhu Jinsong still smiled and said: "Where is there anything that can't be banned? To completely ban grenades and landmines, at least you have to sign an agreement in Xiaopoguo-so, let other countries sign it." That's it."

"For example, the prerequisite for England to sign this agreement is that France must first sign it, and the prerequisite for France to sign this agreement is that Sand Goose must first sign it."

"If you come and go in this way, other countries will sign what should be signed, and it doesn't matter if the remaining five benevolent people sign or not."

Zeng Cheng, Liu Heming and others breathed a sigh of relief.

It's okay, it's okay, His Majesty, the old man is completely letting go of himself today, he is completely addicted to tricking people, not suddenly going crazy.

But Zhu Jinsong was not very satisfied in his heart.

The routines mentioned above are basically played by Silly Eagle. Although the latter two routines can be regarded as homework for copying rabbits, there are too few that can be copied, right?
After thinking for a while, Zhu Jinsong suddenly wanted to trick the old Polish cousin: "I think it's wrong for that mustache artist in Austria and Alexander to carve up the old Polish cousin."

Zeng Cheng, Liu Heming and other bigwigs remained expressionless and silent, intending to see what more tricky tricks Emperor Zhu could come up with.

Zhu Jinsong said: "So, it is better to let Louis XVI send someone to talk to the old Polish cousins, and persuade the old Polish cousins ​​to disarm the army, destroy the ordnance, and become a completely neutral country from then on."

Zeng Cheng was very skeptical of the possibility of success of this routine: "Your Majesty, the old Polish cousins ​​may not agree, right? It would be easier to talk about if Austria and Sand Goose didn't jointly carve up the old Polish cousins, but now..."

Zhu Jinsong waved his hands with a smile, and said, "If the old Polish cousin does not agree to disarm the army and destroy the ordnance, will they be able to withstand the attacks of Austria and Sand Goose?"

Zeng Chengxin said that if the army is not disarmed, it may not be able to resist, but if it is disarmed, it will be completely irresistible!
Zhu Jinsong went on to say: "If the old Polish cousin agrees to get rid of tuberculosis and destroy the ordnance, France can definitely become the protectorate of the Polish old cousin—as long as the Polish old cousin speaks out, claiming that whoever attacks the Polish old cousin is equal to attacking France , won’t this matter be resolved?”

This can be regarded as a barely copyable homework.

Back then when Xiong Da and Xiong Er separated their families, the Silly Eagle, John Bull, Gallic Rooster, and even Xiong Da and Rabbit were all very happy, but after Xiong Da and Xiong Er separated their family, the five benevolent people were surprised I found out that there are hundreds of mushroom bombs in Xiong Er's house, and there are also a bunch of white swans and other strategic killers.

If we look at it purely from paper data, Xiong Er, who was originally defined as a granary during Mao Xiong's period, actually has the qualifications of the sixth most benevolent person?
This result frightened Xiong Da, Silly Eagle and Rabbit.

In order to ensure that there will be no sixth permanent, the five benevolent people who just joined hands to win out Man and abolish South Africa immediately started a new round of close cooperation.

Silly Eagle began to draw the beautiful picture of the Europa League. The rabbit patted his chest and made a promise to Xiong Er to protect the mushrooms "within the framework of the small broken pot", and spent 2000 million dollars to buy one from Xiong Er's house. No.16 fishing boat fully loaded with [-] tons.

The five benevolent people at that time were really rich and powerful. Amid the praises of Xiao Poqiu and Xiong Er's thanks, they worked together to destroy the mushrooms of Xiong Er's family, and by the way, they also destroyed the white swan with a forklift. , and then each took over a large number of Xiong Er scientific researchers who were struggling to make ends meet.

Since then, Xiong Er has been completely finished. The beautiful picture drawn by the silly thief eagle has been beckoning to Xiong Er, but he has never accepted Xiong Er honestly. "within the broken pot framework" precondition.

What is within the framework of the small broken pot?The proposal that Xiong Da vetoed with one vote is invalid, so... Besides, if Xiong Da is really determined to give Xiong two kinds of mushrooms...

Now Zhu Jinsong suddenly proposed to ask the old Polish cousins ​​to abolish all the troops, and then destroy all the ordnance. Basically, he was playing with this routine-can France provide protection for the old Polish cousins?Of course, the premise is that the old Polish cousins ​​are not targeted at the level of Sand Goose, England, or Silly Eagle.

It's all the same routine, and everyone understands it.

After listening to Zhu Jinsong's plan, Zeng Cheng couldn't help but stroked his beard and said: "It's not impossible, after all, the plan of Alexander and the mustache art student is not a secret at all, and the old Polish player should be doing this right now." It is a headache, if Louis XVI comes forward, it can be considered a solution."

Just talking, Zeng Cheng shook his head slightly, and said: "It's just that, the mustache art student and Alexander have become a problem. Since they can't target the old Polish cousin, there must be some Can one be targeted?"

Zhu Jinsong said with a smile: "My target doesn't necessarily have to be an old Polish cousin, it doesn't matter if I change it to any other country."

Speaking of this, Zhu Jinsong couldn't help coughing and said, "I mainly want to see the effect of these methods on Europa."

Zeng Cheng understood in seconds, and then felt a ball of sadness——Your old man has nothing to do in the Forbidden City, and you want to have some fun watching it?
The problem is that if you are really free and have nothing to do, can't you run into the harem and make trouble for the beauties!Wouldn't it be okay to create more princes and daughters for the Ming Empire?

Do you have to cause Europa to die?

After feeling Zeng Cheng's strange gaze, Emperor Zhu Jinsong didn't feel embarrassed at all, but said without blushing or panting: "We talked about Europa, let's talk about the silly hawk next."

Seeing Emperor Zhu flying farther and farther on the road of freeing himself, Zeng Cheng, the chief minister of the Ming Dynasty, simply broke the can and smashed it-anyway, it was already like this, scourge of Europa is a scourge, plus a fool The eagle is also a scourge!

After thinking for a while, Zeng Cheng simply bowed and said: "Your Majesty Qizuo, I feel that King Qin and King Jin can support some small countries in Yin Di'an."

Liu Heming also bowed down and said: "The minister seconded the proposal, do you think Yin Di'an can sell more ordnance and the like?"

However, before Zhu Jinsong could speak, Meng Fanzhi, the head of the Ministry of Rites, glanced at Zeng Cheng and Liu Heming disdainfully, and said with a sneer, "Old Zeng Ge and Chief Commander Liu only want to harm the idiot eagle? They don't know that Yin Di'an and the three Words say it all!"

Liu Heming was taken aback, and asked, "What happened to the word Yin Di'an?"

Zeng Cheng frowned and said: "Meng Butang thought things simply - if now is a good time to mention the word Yin Di'an, His Majesty would have already mentioned it, so why bother targeting the barbarians in Europa first?" them?"

When Zeng Cheng said this, Liu Heming immediately became more confused: "No, can Mr. Zeng Ge make his words clearer? Who can understand such a bunch of cloudy things!"

Zeng Cheng glanced at Liu Heming, stroked his beard and said: "In the past when King Wu defeated Zhou, there were many Yin people who were unwilling to submit to Zhou. It is also the land of the Yin people."

"Since the Shang and Zhou dynasties, my Central Plains has been passed down for thousands of years. Although it has passed through the Qin, Han, Tang and Song Dynasties, it has been passed down to the present. Now that His Majesty has accepted the order of the heavens, it is naturally justified to take back the old land of the Yin and Shang Dynasties."

Liu Heming always felt that there was something wrong with Zeng Cheng's remarks, but he couldn't find out what was wrong.

Just when Liu Heming was in a daze, Zhu Jinsong knocked on the table with his fingers and said, "The land of Yin Di'an will be discussed later."